>"Just admit that you like her!"
>"Well, yeah, I..."
>"Hey, me and him? We just fucked!"
Why does Cheryl being an absolute fucking lunatic, troublemaker, and all-around asshole to literally everyone make my heart melt? What's wrong with me? She's just so enthusiastic. It's adorable.
Anyway, talk about your waifus/husbandos/general /co/ crushes, I guess. And feel free to post those charts.
because she's hot
>>92075831
She has a Twitter account. I shit you not.
>>92075455
Also my waifu is Ashi.
>>92075831
Yeah, but there are hot characters in lots of things. Cheryl, I kinda want to cuddle up with and watch movies, with a rolled-up newspaper on hand to smack her with if she starts biting or something.
>>92075852
OP here. Just checked it out. Pretty funny.
>>92075882
inb4 controversy
>>92075455
Anything's better than a basic bitch.
>>92075908
Honestly the only part about Ashi i hate is Tara Strong but thats just because of politcs. Visually, Ashi reminds me of a girl i had a crush on in my elementary years.
>>92075908
Not to mention i have a tendency to sympathize with abused women. Call it a gentleman's instinct
>>92075455
>"Apparently slavery was pretty awesome."
>>92076170
Also
>everyone else bloodied up
>Poovey bloodied
>Poovey handcuffed
>Charlotte isn't bleeding at all, but agrees that a rematch sounds fun, and is turned on (when we know she's a masochist so she must have gotten hit at least a couple times)
The implication here is Charlotte kicked Poovey's ass, right?
>>92076209
At least Edi got cucked for being a bitch sister
>>92075455
Patrician taste, my man. I want to listen to her complain about her day at work.
This season has been surprisingly great so far.
6 & 7 were kind of steps down but this one has been pretty damn good.
OUTLAW COUNTRY!
>>92076516
I lost interest after realizing that H Jon Benjamin has no ounce of comedy at all
>>92076740
>wearing socks
REEEE
>>92076815
YOU'RE NOT MY SOCK SUPERVISOR!
>>92076815
That's an excuse to choke a bitch.
>>92076856
And when she starts to sound like a feminist
>>92076888
Well, of course. That's all feminism has ever been, a desperate plea to be slapped down and choked into submission.
>>92076856
>>92076916
Odd, i always thought it was a cancerous infection that has to be purged to preserve sanity
>>92076958
It's that too, but it's more of a symptom.
Why do you think so many of them were running off to join Islam a few years ago?
>>92076971
Let's keep this off /co/
>>92076920
>tfw when no masochist gf.
>mfw I prefer Pam
>>92077408
Eh, I honestly think you're in the majority of /co/mrades, or at least the most vocal minority. Cheryl/Carol fags like me make up a smaller minority, and Lanafags make up the smallest.
>>92077356
The part from that episode where Cyril is choking her and shouting "Oh my god, what am I doing?!" is something I think about a lot.
I will say that Cokey Monster Pam is surprisingly fuckable.
>>92077441
Pam just seems like such a bro to hang out with and the fact that she's also a semen demon in bed only sealed her position as best girl in my eyes.
>>92077471
>>92077488
>>92077507
>3D
*rimshot*
Stop it.
I love Cheryl cosplay because they're usually girls I would want to fugg anyway
>>92077522
I'd say you're not my supervisor, but I'm all out of cosplay anyway.
>>92075455
Hot, rich, doesn't give a shit, likes to fuck, is a degenerate. You're not in love with her, you just want to fuck her, treat her like shit, have her give you money and leave her for a more sane person (if she doesn't yandere and kill you).
>>92077457
This
Archer himself said she's the best lay he's ever had is saying something.
>>92077457
Or you're just a chubby chaser and she's the fattest thing on the show :^)
>>92077615
>kill you
That is the point. I do admit her degenerate behavior and addiction to pain makes me hard, but the possibility of her killing me one day just because she thought it is a good idea is the best.
>>92077757
She'll do crazy shit to and for you, but she won't kill you while you're fucking each other. She MIGHT kill you if you leave her for someone else. If she doesn't kill you, she'll focus on ruining your love life with someone else by showing up naked in your closet.
>>92077817
I could never leave such a great crazy.
>>92077952
It'll be a great fucking time that you'd probably never be able to replicate for the first 2 and a half weeks. She would be inconvenient as fuck after 3 weeks. You'll be ready leave after a month.
Having dated two girls that were absolutely fucking nuts, trust me, you'll miss the sex, but you'll like your sanity more.
>>92077615
I want to hold her and take care of her. The batshit insane stuff she says makes me feel giddy. I don't just want to fuck her.
Though I do ALSO wanna fuck her.