Cant even get a decent drink, am going to kill myself, will live

Cant even get anyonento notice me on 4chan...

>>92045414
The new FOP theme

>>92045414
Loud House theme

>>92045414
ITS THE

>>92045414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1MHfA5v3Co

Please use this one. The thought of someone tearing up thinking about their last moments before they go while this song playing makes me want to burst into laughter

The looney tunes theme and when it's all done have it so porky pig says "that's all folks!"

>>92046144
Maybe but tell me how to livestream on iphone and how to tie a noose

>>92045414
>will live stream if possible

Anon don't.

Also I have a feeling you don't actually want to truly die. So don't kill yourself if part of you wants to live.

>>92046168
I like that idea.

>>92046215
Let him do what he wants.

>>92046194
It's pretty simple, i don't have a pic, but just google "how to tie a slipknot/noose"

But also, what this guy said >>92046215
don't do it if you're still even slightly in doubt

>>92045414
Johnny Test, and when you kick the stool out from under you make sure it coincides with a whip crack

>>92045414
Don't give up on life. You have so much to live for.

>>92045414
Steven universe first theme

>>92045414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zkX6kfnWbk

surprised noone has suggested this

>>92045414
>phoneposter killing himself
You will not be missed

>>92045414
Nah out on Shadows theme cause your being a little edgelord

Go get counselling idiot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tk75GaVaGQ

>>92051213
>Do a flip faggot
10/10

>>92048506
Shut it you desktop faggot

>>92051213
>not a cliff
Bah. City plebs.

>>92051213
There's a bridge just like that one where I live and I know I'll end up jumping from there. Here and then I tend to think about what the poor bastard whose day and car I'll end up ruining must be up to right now.

>>92046215
Livestreaming or being told to livestream your suicide is an old tradition here kiddo, lurk for a few more years before posting again.

>>92046168
This. DO IT FAGGOT.

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>>92047415

>>92051213
how do you take a picture of the outside of a railing like that and not show up in the picture ?

>>92045414
Don't kill yourself I fucking dare you

>>92054019
If you're on the verge of suicide why don't you just start becoming a stoner or something?
I don't advocate doing drugs for an emotional crutch, but if you're literally about to just off yourself, smoke a lot of weed and you'll probably feel better in your day to day life.
People cope with alcohol, which causes severe mental and physical problems. Coping with weed has a good chance of giving you some mental problems, but it still won't kill you or anything.
When I was depressed I smoked so much weed, you've got nothing else to live for, go get high or something jesus.

Smoking weed is for degenerates but I guess being a degenerate stoner is better than being dead, at least to those around you.

>>92055609
Or see a therapist.

Meditation is also helpful.

>>92055671
Agreed but a lot of people don't believe those things work/don't give them enough time.

Just saying if I was insanely ugly, had no drive in school, had no hobbies, I'd just be a stoner for my entire life. At least I'd feel somewhat happy.

>>92054019
The poor bastard that you might end up taking with you when you plunge into his car from above. I don't want you to kill yourself but, shit, be a little more aware of the consequences of falling onto an occupied vehicle, will you? Faggot. I say that as affectionately as possible, faggy mcfaggot.

Come on man. Don't do this to your friends and family. If you've ever lost a loved one, you know how bad it feels. Do you really want to put anyone else through that?

>>92055671
ayyy, when I was depressed I got diagnosed and sent to a therapist where I was put on medication. I feel infinitely better than before, I highly recommend therapy. The meds really helped too

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>>92047415

Get therapy or something anon, I know your pain

Just don't do it, no matter what you think there will be people who would miss you

>>92055609
Nah man, I'm not on the verge of suicide. I just think that's how I'll die. I'm pretty content with my current life, but I know I'll be much, much worse in a few years and at that point I'll probably want to die since life can only get worse the more years that pass.

>>92056294
>chickening out
Even as a suicide you're a loser.

>>92056017
I was planning to calculate the jump as to fall in front of the vehicle so I'd get run over if the drop doesn't kill me immediately.

>>92056316
I know. That's one of the reasons I'm certain I'll end up killing myself.

>>92056347
>I'm certain I'll end up killing myself.
That's better, thanks.

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>>92045414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhAQRGov3Xk

>>92056294
Haha, you think that, don't you?

No, no. What'll happen is that you'll get worse, but you'll keep putting it off because it's not *that* bad. And then forty years later, you're rotting in a nursing home, so closely watched that you couldn't even pull it off if you had the energy, forced to go on 4chan to interact with people because nobody visits you and you're considered too unstable to interact with the other patients.

Want my advice? Clean your life up as much as you can now so it won't be as shit later. If you keep thinking that you're going to die, you'll never try to not be a lazy piece of shit, and you'll end up like me. So fix up your life. Do it, you pussy faggot

>>92046144
Really nigga? out of all the spongebob songs you pick that one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXRuBBwlUAM

>>92056920
You're in a nursing home?

>>92057116
yes

>>92045414