Once I reach the time portal at the bottom of page ten, my journey

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>>92024527

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NOT SO FAST FOOLISH SAMURAI

>>92024527
you have to go back
>>>/past/

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>foolish samurai
>defying Master Aku

No chance in hell, dirtbag.

>>92024527
>mods sticky this thread
DO IT FOR THE GLORY THAT IS AKU

>>92024559
Underrated post.

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Maybe so but I'm goin' ta tha top o' tha catalog. An' I'm not steppin' aside fer nobody an' I'm certainly nae goin' ta do it for some robe wearin' git/

>>92024559
Overrated post.

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>I'LL HELP YOU GET TO PAGE 10

>>92024626
>SHITPOSTIN'

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*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

AKUUUUUUUUUU

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You lack balance.

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>>92024527
>NOT SO F-*Belches indefinitely

>THAT'S FORTUNE COOKIE SLANT EYED GOOK NONSENSE YOU FUCKING ZIPPERHEAD

Wow, Jacks inner rage sure is terrifying. How did Gendy do it bros?

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Not so fast, Samurai. The test to unlock the portal requires you to copy this hand gesture!

If the mods stickied this, then I would be so happy.

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

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>>92025050

>>92024918
I want to lick jack's pearls

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>>92024527
You ain't going back till you smash dis bareback

oh wait, you did in between episodes you dirty boy

>>92024974
y...you gotta *blaaaarp* you gotta go back to lereddit Jack.

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>>92025573
CAREFUL, TOO MUCH STRESS CAN CAUSE A HEART ATTACK. OH, WHAT AM I SAYING? PLEASE CONTINUE!

>>92024527
Where the fuck do you think your going? you've still got 2 episodes to do jackie baby

>>92026022
Did you mean 3?

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>>92026040

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>>92025923
brutal

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>mfw the mods sticky this thread and btfo the samurai forever

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>>92026136
Won't happen he's gonna be gone forever

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>>92024527
HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP THIS UP? AKU WILL JUST KEEP BUMPING IT!

Hey samurai, why don't you stay for a while for some teeeeeaaaaa?

>>92024527
Please continue.

>>92024527
aku pulling jack out of the portal was the best thing that came out of season 5

>>92024530
Wow, no one on this show can draw for shit. Look at those awful proportions.

>>92026935
Whoa there!
It really fucking was the mosted based thing Aku did this season teebeeach

>>92026585
Jack will stay but only for Ashi's tight virgin pussi

>>92027240
>implying she didn't wreck herself with her sickle's handle nightly

>>92027321
>implying that Jack and Ashi don't fuck like rabbits in between episodes

>>92024527
I'm honestly liking Greg. He's no Mako but I feel he does a pretty decent voice for Aku.

>>92027506
Its the first we've heard of non depressed Aku, and it's growing on me.

>>92027506
Greg did rather well as Iroh imo

Fifty replies have passed. Shitposting has lost its effect on me

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>>92027942
>implying

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>>92027942

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>>92027265
you fucker

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HATE THAT SAMURAI.

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>>92024527
I DON'T THINK SO, FOOLISH SAMURAI. NOW HOLD STILL WHILE I USE THIS GUN.

>>92024626
>BUMPIN`

F O O L I S H

O

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I

S

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>>92027942
>implying

>>92024527
Good luck

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FOOLISH SAMURAI DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HERE FOREVER

NICE TRY, SAMURAI

>>92024559
Average rated post.

>>92024626
SHITE TASTEN'

>>92024559
Reposted post

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>>92028577
nice filename font

>>92024559
A post.

is this 'huge' comeback seriously going to be only one season of 20 minute episodes

>>92025669
I wonder if condoms even exist in the future where Aku's evil is law.

>>92029328
Doubt it

Samuraiiiiii

>>92029328
Do you think Jack will fuck Ashi consensually, in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, whilst holding hands?

>>92029288
i hope so
we need closure

>>92029288
the final battle is 2 episodes, that's 40 minutes, plenty of time for closure and such

>>92029406
After a wedding reception dancing to Stereo Love under the spotlight after Aku's defeat? Yes

>>92029288
10 episodes of 20 minutes = 3 hour 20 minute movie

>>92029406
I know people tend to overlook this but Jack is chronologically very old and ashi is pretty young and it goes into the vampire/human relationship stuff that makes me grossed out.

>>92029531
Well Dracula fell for Mina Harker so it's not THAT creepy. Besides, she's legal.

>>92029531
she's the daughter of a tree demon

>>92029569
Not confirmed

>>92024527
>Jack gets his sword before Aku knows

I honestly thought Genndy was building up to Aku going after Jack full force, with Jack struggling to get the sword back while running from an all out Aku attack. I know it isn't fair to judge by those standards, but I am insanely disappointed.

>>92029613
Wait til Aku finds out Jack and Ashi are in love with a bun in the oven

>>92029613
no it's totally fair, it would've been actually good
there's little point in him losing his sword in the first place because of this missed opportunity now
i get that temporarily losing jacks sword is like a metaphor for genndy temporarily losing his show but cmon

>>92029674
Ashi taking out 10k orcs is akin to Legolas taking down that giant fucking elephant

>>92029613
>not realizing that the whole Scarmouche subplot is going to culminate with his head hopping into Aku's throne rooms in the middle of the climactic battle and screaming "Aku babe, Jackie lost his sword!", distracting Aku just long enough for Jack to finish him off

>>92029706
It counts as one?

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Not so fast Samurai-

Wut

>>92024527
People that make "once I reach page 10" threads are retards.

>>92029754
Say that to my face on page 10, not on the internet see what happens fucker.

>>92029754
One of Aku's mindless minions

>>92029754
YOU'RE LATE

>>92029727
I would laugh my ass off.

>>92024559
Words.

>>92024559

3*3*3*11*383*809

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>>92024974

>>92029941
B E N I S

>>92029919
Jack and Ashi fuck like rabbits on Aku's grave

Screen cap it

>>92029754
You mean FOOLS

>>92024559
Letters arranged to make me kek

>>92024559
Overrated post.

>>92031123
D I C K
I
C
K

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>>92030937
Genndy sure does enjoy drawing sex faces

The mods are just gonna delete this like they did with the Scaramouche thread because they hate fun

>>92031323
They probably worship their Cucked Queen Star

>>92029569
Metaphorically.

>>92031306
>when bae slips in the back door without knocking

>>92027016
Go back to your general.

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>>92024527
AAAAUGUGAAAAAAAAUGAUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>>92031443
sdwel ihsA tsop, peelsa era sdoM

>>92031551
>hfw you thrust when she says wait

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Yeah Jack go to pag- NO STOP EATING PORRIDGE!

>>92029661
HELLO SAMURAI I AM HERE TO PERFORM THE ABORTION

>>92031632
STOP EATING PORRIDGE AND START EATING ASHI'S SWEET VIRGIN POOSAY!

FOOLISH

Anyone have a mega link?

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>>92024974
A HUNDRED YEARS JACK AND ASHI
JACK AND ASHI DOT COM

>>92024527
What happened at the end of the Jump Good episode?

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>>92024527
Who are you and why are you in The Ashi Show?

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>>92031632
OH YEAH

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>>92031725
>those thighs
>but that face

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>>92031752
She has her moments, like every girl.

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>>92031658
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO KEEP IT?!

>watching the first season again
>Jack was a pissed off, unhinged lunatic since at least episode 3

hurrdurr I found balance and sword was a lame end to Angry Jack, wish he would've had a more fitting build up and conclusion

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>>92031792
something something suprise anal sex with jack reaction face.jpg

>>92031811
YOU SEE SAMURAI, LAST TIME I NEGLECTED TO FALCON PUNCH AN ASIAN LADY IN THE BABYMAKER I GOT STUCK WITH YOU

>>92029613
Stop getting mad that your fanfictions not the plot

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>>92031792
>>92031931
>ashi's face when jack whips his cock of righteousness

>>92031217
BENIS :D

>>92031752
Nobody looks attractive in a fit of bloodlust anon

>>92032014
My waifu does.

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>>92031989
>y-yes Jack... let your thick porridge flow inside me!

>>92031901
I'm courous which post it is >>92024559

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I know the names of Kubo's parents, but what is their family name?

>>92032193
Oh my!

>>92032193
Needs the logo

>>92032193
I remember requesting that on >>>/aco/

You guys are extremely welcome

>>92032356
So Kubo is the sequal to SJ?! I KNEW IT!

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Hey guys, I'm heading out for the day. Hope you all have a good one. Just gonna leave this here for when I'm back after work.

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>>92032507
maybe

>>92032707
Now i wanna see possible kids of Jack and Ashi

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>>92032671

>>92032747
He had his parents already. Hanzo and Sariatu. I think he is Jack's distant cousin.
>>92032771
How much beer did he drink?

>>92032789
Or may Jack's real name IS Hanzo

>>92032789
No beer. Only porridge

>>92031982
>literally write "I know it isn't fair to judge by those standards"
>HURR FUCKING FANFIC

Jesus Christ, you're a sperg.

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>>92024527
Back the fuck off?!?!

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>>92031952
Reading that in Aku's voice.

>>92033023
I can literally hear the inflection on "I got STUCK with YOU" as he rolls his eyes down at Jack and points at him double-gun style

>>92033066
I think this thread topped the poorly drawn hand one

>>92033050
Reported

>>92032193
>>92032418
JACKED

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Whoa momma, Jack, where's the hair gel I gave ya?

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>>92028833
>>92028577
nibba what is going on

>>92032789
*Satiaru
Sorry, my bad.
>>92032812
Can someone draw the PORRIDGE version of Kubo?

>>92024559
(You) have to go back

>>92033175
We should build a wall.

>>92029392
Okay, so that was the last time portal. What about all the magical beings and scientific ways of sending Jack back to the past?

>>92033343
Being used as lube for Ashi's super tight virgin holes

>>92033446
Remember: memes got a man elected as a world leader

>>92032953
Literally no one is sperging out, but sure let's just abandon all pretense of rationality and start throwing out ad hominem.

>>92033430
He's not going back

>>92033579
Unless they give a "the universe doesn't want him to go back" explanation, that's retarded. There are countless non-time portal ways for Jack to go back that didn't just stop existing because Aku destroyed the time portals.

>>92033624
Maybe you can't actually go back to the past, but then why would Aku bother to stop Jack everytime?

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>>92033624
Here's my theory on the situation.
If Jack goes back to the past and destroys Aku, then he would have no reason to be in the future at all, and thus couldn't go back in time to stop Aku. So here's the idea.
He stopped aging so that the moment he goes back in time, he destroys Aku, splitting the universe into two timelines.
There's always a future he leaves in ruin, and there's always a timeline where he stops Aku.

Conversely, to cover ALL bases, Jack could destroy the Future-Aku, THEN go back to the past to stop him. The timeline is still split, but now they're both freed.

Or Jack and Ashi go way far back and assume the lives of Jack's parents, giving birth to Jack #2 to have the cycle continue. They kinda look like them if they were younger too.

>>92033566
Except he clearly already established that him being disappointed didn't reflect the actual quality of the show. It was as rational as can be about it. You're defending literally nothing.

If Jack defeats Aku in the current timeline to be able to go the past, doesn't that mean he has to fight Aku again but in his prime?

>>92033759
Yes. But Jack has 50 years of training and madness. He's going to RUIN past Aku with soul-blackened ruthlessness.

>>92033821
>forgetting that Jack regained his inner peace

>>92033872
Yes. I know. That peace will allow him to weaponize that soul-blackened ruthlessness and he'll just cleave a pleading Aku apart who can't even transform fast enough to escape. It's over.

>>92024559
>NUMBERS

>>92034075
>CODING

>>92033821
>>92033898
You see this is why I wish Jack had kept at least some of the beard and gotten a slightly different outfit for the end of the series. He's a changed man who's experienced a ton of growth, and a good way to cement this in such a visually heavy series is by making that growth evident through altering the character's appearance. Making him go back to looking like he always has negates that growth. He's tamed the shit that's been torturing him. It would be cool to show that.

>>92034189
Nah man. They HAVE to show Jack as he was back then, because the symbolism is too strong, and it's been too long - we all want to see the original Jack have just one last throw as he was.

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>>92034189
But remember: Had Ashi not had saved him, THIS would be how the season would've ended

>>92034251
>Symbolism
So you get the symbolism of Ashi's leaf dress?

>>92034537
.............yeah? Not exactly hard.

Hey Jack, made it to page 10 yet!?

>>92034562
Glad someone does get it

>>92034660
If "scraping off the ashen darkness and bathing in a nature pool to dress in living organic material which defies Aku in a rejection and purification of a wronged origin" is something that a lot of people are having a hard time getting, then hope really is fucking lost

>>92034722
Well we ARE on /co/ after all so...

>>92034722
lol we saw her butt

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>>92024527
Don't worry, Jackie. We'll save ya from fallin' off the board!

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>>92025007
What now?

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>>92034537
>>92034562
>>92034660
>>92034722
Ashi is a seed that has survived a great forest fire, and now springs from the ashes reborn

>>92034865
That's poetic and beautiful anon

>>92034865
Since we're on names, what the hell is Jack's real name because it can't possibly be Jack.

>>92031752
>punching 7 fully armored orcs that probably weigh 5 times as much as her so hard that they sail 15 feet into the air
>expecting her to not exert herself

>>92029531
I don't think Genndy is above doing vampire romance for some reason I can't quite put my finger on.

Seriously, I want Jack and Kubo to fuck. It's been 9 months and still no Kubo porn.

>>92035398
Give it time, Ashi is bound to go into labor soon

>>92035318
Hanzo? Mako? Suguru? Jaku?

>>92035425
If it's Hanzo bricks will be shat

>>92029531
>I know people tend to overlook this but Jack is chronologically very old and ashi is pretty young and it goes into the vampire/human relationship stuff that makes me grossed out.

Top kek, Mavis is 118 years old and fucked a 20-something year old.

>>92035398
Maybe you shouldn't autistically beg for it

>>92035454
And she got knocked up to boot

>>92035318
His name is Mai. His father says it in the first episode, Mai Sun

>>92035457
OK. Ashi getting fucked by Aku's tentacles underwater when?

>>92024719
Underrated.

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>>92035318
>>92035425
>>92035481
>Aku means darkness/ demon

His name should be Hikari, light

>>92035549
Hikari Dikari

>>92035549
>Hikari
Woah anon, bringing back memories of Battle Network

>>92035481
oh (you)

>>92024527
Remember, hitting page 10 with bump limit won't count.

>>92024559
Hello Rat ings!

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>>92035659
So we still Akuposting? EXCELLENT!

>>92035481
That's the name of Jack's mom.

>>92035549
Honestly, his name being Mako would really give me warm fuzzies.

>>92035777
He was truly a gifted VA

>>92035861
all are shit except the middle one

>>92035861
Only Ashi got me hard

>>92035861
7 vaginas

>>92036063
kek

>>92035910
The middle one is Ashi fampai.

>>92036063
Maybe more

>>92036149
I know :^)

>>92036314
Mah nigga

>>92035695
Str8 to the top

>>92024896
WHERE?!

>>92024896
WHERE?!

Ashi looks better without the cone hair.

>>92036672
>Ashi looks good spread eagle
Fify famalam

Bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xpURSoE_Ng

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>>92036672
Absolutely. Second worst sister hairstyle after devil horns.

>>92036734
I bet Ashi is secretly a dirty slut in bed

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>>92035577
>Hickari Dickari

>>92036956
Archer!

>>92031912
Did you watch Jack vs Mad Jack again? If you recall, he defeats Mad Jack by refusing to fight, and banishing his inner anger.

Of course, 50 years trapped in a hopeless future, you're liable to develop some inner demons. Every episode of Season 5 up to this point has been heading toward such Jack regaining his spirit, and in the latest one he was finally able to recognize the anger inside him.

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>>92027942
>implying

>>92037114
To be fair, after 50 years of losing hope Jack was at the tipping point of no return. Every day he longed for the end and episode 5 pushed him over that edge. The only reason he regained hope was from a kindred spirit in Ashi.

You would get faster there if you had to save Ashi.

You are a fucking disgrace, Jack.

>>92037323
Dat pussi brings him hope fampai

>>92037384
That's why Jack this new season is such a dissapointment.

>>92024527
Inb4 mod deletes this too.

>>92037408
Go worship the Queen of Cucks

>>92037429
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>92037454
You must be new here

>>92037481
And you are a shitposter, fuck off faggot.

>>92037497
Stay cucked beta male

>>92037517
Stay pleb

>>92037532
Your salt is delicious

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>>92037548
LOL salt from what? You having shit taste?

>>92037613
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Star_vs._the_Forces_of_Evil this will explain why you're so edgy

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Ooooh, so angry. Be careful samurai, too much stress will give you a heart attack!

>>92037674
Are you implying I watch Star Vs? Where the fuck did you get that strawman from?

>>92037677
OH, WHAT AM I SAYING? PLEASE CONTINUE!

>>92034189

I would have liked to see him in bright armor, like the one the gods gave to his father. Or something similar to what he wore in the Aku infection.

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>>92036899
>religiously repressed girl who's lived inside a cave her entire life with other women unable to even touch her own skin since childhood
>now running around the wilderness with an equally damaged but kind, handsome warrior man in peak condition

how can they NOT fuck like animals?

>>92037732
I have a theory that they actually have fucked in between the episodes (sans between 5 and 6 where she whent looking for him)

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ashi x talking penis episode when

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>>92035861
>second one on the left

>>92037858
Dyke pixie cut >>> all

>>92037858
Filthy pleb

>>92031431
Stop fucking talking like that bitch

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>>92037993
Not even ashamed.

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>>92031431
>bae

>>92038056
Make me faggot

>>92038126
Cry sum moor

>>92037828
I will never get tired of this post in every SJ thread.

>>92037732
Also: FIFTY YEARS OF SEMEN OVERFLOWING

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>>92031731

p

>>92032812
Ashi isn't a moon witch though.

>>92038417
You don't think he's been rubbing one out from time to time? Come on, his name's JACK!

>>92035318
His name is Madara Uchiha

>>92038417
>SEMEN
*PORRIDGE*

>>92038500
Fuck off Tobi/Obito

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>implying Jack will get back to the past
>implying Ashi won't be killed
>implying all won't be lost

Jack will turn into Skull Knight

>>92038508
E X T R A T H I C C

Long time ago

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>>92029559
>Drac x Mina
>not creepy as shit
That's like saying Jack x Ashi shipping is a-okay, because of how not creepy Aku x Blossom shipping is.

>>92038780
Get a load of this moralfag

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>>92038780
>That's like saying Jack x Ashi shipping is a-okay
yes, and?

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>>92038993
>shipping
>a-okay ever

>>92039012
You say that like its a bad thing

>>92039071
Of course it is, do you not realize that shipping shenanigans bring out the worst users on /co/?

How far does jack need to go through the portal for Aku's influence to not be affected

Or is this impossible since Aku makes the portals in the first place

>>92039094
You do realize i have zero fucks to give in that regard, right?

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>>92039137
Whatever works for you bro

>>92039134
I think Jack will live for several years before dying of age but knowing his legacy will be intact thanks to Ashi and their child

>>92039155
Out of order births chaos

>>92038822
>>92038993
I'm not even knocking Jashi, I'm just saying it's a pretty bad argument to rationalize a "vampire age-gap" romance with that particular example.

whip it out babe

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Uh-oh

Someone lost their sword? Did I hear that right?

Hawhawhawhaw

>>92039328
Keep this Sammy Gayvis Jr ripoff from telling Aku on pg 11

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>>92039328
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>92031731
I'm gonna miss that fucker. Angry jack scenes were always good.

>>92039328
Is Scaramouche gonna pop a boner when he sees shaven Jack or what?
That is if he survives

>>92039424
I'm gonna miss all the fresh memes

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>>92034832

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You'll have to get through me, Jack!

>>92039481
Jashi acupuncture porn wen?

>>92034189
Honestly yeah. I'm fine with him getting the outfit back, but he should have remained visually different in some regard.

Also, I'm not really a fan of him just magically getting the sword granted to him again. I feel like it would have been just as easy to just have him know where it was suddenly and cut to them retrieving it. It's the same thing narratively, but it would have been a touch more satisfying somehow.

>>92037277
But yeah, that's the whole point of her character arc. Whether or not their relationship turns romantic (I hope), Ashi's purpose was to be inspired by the 50 years of good he's done, and reignite his righteous spirit in return. The Daughters of Aku hunted Jack thinking he was a plague on the world, but after finding out the truth, Ashi realized the world needs him.

>>92039680
And quite possibly she needs him

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>>92039670
Hanzo style beard + ponlytail would have been GOAT

>>92039094
Trolls gonna troll, m8

>>92039859
Back to >>>/v/ with ye

>>92039759
Also very likely, he's been her only companion since birth essentially. She was never that close with anyone in the cult, not even her sisters.

>>92033430
w-what about the guardian?

>>92039972
Retconned

>>92040222
He ded

>>92039908
What's your opinion that Jack and Ashi have already fucked in between episodes? Plausible or farfetched?

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toot

>>92040505
I mean, it's definitely plausible, but I don't think it makes sense from a narrative standpoint. If they have sex, then Ashi's secret in episode 9 is definitely going to be a pregnancy. If that's the case, then a sex scene in the next episode works better.

But with how awkward the pacing has been recently, I wouldn't be surprised if episode 9 goes like
>btw they fucked off screen because baby

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>>92039463
You know a series is good when it spawns its own memes.

>>92040655
>>92040505
>>92040655
Also, I think they would've made it much more obvious that they have romantic feelings for each other.

At this rate, it's episode 8 or bust. I have high hopes with the "burgeoning relationship" thing, but we'll see.

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>>92039463
>>92040662
aye lads, aye

>>92024527
I love this show

>>92040662
Its the cartoon equivalent of the 2016 Presidential election

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>>92024527
samurai jack help! a giant shit monster is attacking my village

>>92040741
Either way, the father-daughter camp just got rekt

>>92041182
So what does that make Jashifags? Trump supporters?

>>92041206
I-I-I JUST HAD IT VACUUMED

>>92040655
But still, there's clearly some time gap in between episodes 6 and 7 so some how Jack learned her name. And also he immediately runs to check on her after seeing her collapsed from exhaustion >>92041414
Oh shit there are similarities between the two: both are underestimated, both draw extreme hate from the other side, and everyone expects both to give up

>>92041533
It's settled then, we must summon KEK to make Jashi canon

>>92041633
>>92041533
Two dubs of the same value?!

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>>92037732
it already happened nigga

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>>92041633
Enough of this horseshit, you underaged retard

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>>92041533
>>92041633
>33
NANI?????

I will let the samurai reach page 10.

>>92035861
One of these is not like the others. Can you guess which? 90% of Americans get this wrong!

>>92041697
I've also noticed a pattern: 87.5% of all pro Jashi posts are dubs or higher. Meme magic is clearly at work

>>92041533
You're right, but I feel like it's not like Genndy to leave important plot points to happen off screen. Then again, we don't know if them potentially having sex IS and important plot point.

Guess we'll just have to wait and see, I'm excited to see how this all plays out. I haven't been this excited for a show in years, so despite everything I'm glad SH is getting a conclusion. I'll just be sad when it's over.

>>92041795
>SH
Meant SJ obviously, I need to stop phoneposting.

>>92041662
>Jack was sleeping
>woke up to find Ashi curled into a ball against him being the little spoon
>he got up without waking her to go and stare into the darkness becuase that's just how he is

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>>92041533
>>92041633
P R A I S E

R

A

I

S

E

>>92041849
He's probably still scarred by tge memory of almost fucking Aku. That shit would make anyone distant

>>92041849
cute

>>92027016
It's supposed to be exaggerated and malformed dumbass

>>92041795
In my opinion the "...the demon makes a shocking discovery about Ashi that puts her in grave danger" shit means she's pregnant with Jack's baby.

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>>92032193
OH YEAH! PORRIDGE!

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This journey will never end.

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>>92035318
It doesn't matter what his birth name was, the name he earned is 'Jack.'

>>92041953
It could also be her connection to Aku, She was obviously born in a ritual.
>Mfw Aku finds out that she was magically infused with some of his power at birth and possesses her painfully, squeezing Ashi out of her own body and mind as she pleads for Jack to kill her
>Aku takes over Ashi and forces jack to finish her by fighting him using her body like a marionette puppet

>>92042033
Yet you forget that the sword can't harm the innocent.

>>92040505
I think if that were the case they would be behaving closer, dude.

>>92042086
Tell the three goats that

>>92042101
Why do you think it left Jack afterwards?

>>92042033
>>92042086
>Jack finally strikes her down, apologizing and sobbing
>She screams in pain, Aku's black essenceflowing out of her
>the sword moves harmully out of the wound
>she's completely unharmed and now fully human

>>92042127
>Aku retreats becuase he knows the sword can hurt him but not ashi
>tries to use Ashi to kill the samurai becuase Ashi can hurt Jack and Jack cant hurt Ashi
>tfw Jack has to snap her neck with his bare hands becuase she's already gone and he cant hurt her with his weapon

>>92042203
I highly doubt Genndy will end it like Man of Steel

>>92042203
>IF YOU LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH YOU, CAN MOURN HER, FOOLISH SAMURAI

>Jack kills Aku
>Guardian says he can go back in time and see his family
>tells Jack that if he does this timeline would cease to exist since he will rewrite history
>either way, Jack's choice will allow a genocide to happen
Which one does he choose?

>>92042336
Hillary would've surrendered to Aku anyways

>>92042086
In the hands of EVIL it can't harm an innocent.
Jack though is pure of heart can still use its power to harm anyone

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>>92037828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Th0xD1rUUn

>>92042408
Then why did it leave Jack again?

>>92042462
The Sword represents hope — when the last portal was destroyed, Jack lost hope, thus he lost his sword.

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>>92024974