>"Hey Aku babe, Jackie baby lost his sword!"
>"Waat?! Really?"
>*teleports over to see Jack*
>Jack kills him
And thats how the series ends /co/
>>91978862
This would be a much better ending than anything involving Ashi.
Actually, it would be a good ending, period.
>>91978862
So Scaramouche is the real hero of Samurai Jack?
penis etc.
>>91978862
Wow, that's exactly what's gonna happen
>>91978862
Naw, he'll most likely be killed by Aku when he sees Jack has the sword
"AKUUUUU, I got some news for ya, babe!"
"WHAAAAAT IS IT"
"It's about Jacki boy, ya see, he lost his-"
"AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
They turn around and see Jack and Ashi, with sword in tow. Aku looks down at Scaramouche.
"He lost his WHAT?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>91978862
>stinger scene of Scaramouche being demoted to Aku's least favorite assassin
>>91979878
"...BEARD?"
>>91978862
I'm sure Aku will crush Scaramouche's head for lying before he fights Jack
>>91979906
Top kek
>>91979906
>his beard
But Aku didn't know about Ashi
>>91979906
>Scaramouche won't tell aku in time, and he will never be aku's top assason again and have a bitching fight scene.
It hurts
>>91979878
>Sees ashi besides him
>"uh...his virginity"
>>91980941
>botbabe is going to get fucking killed by Aku
/co/, please tell me he's going to be alright
>>91980866
10/10
do you think we will see a return of that cool vibrating sword time bomb thing?
or will he get new gear?
>>91981041
>get new gear
If he does it better be this
>>91981041
>>91981138
There's too little time. And Genny seems hell bent on rushed story telling, and superfluous scenes of Ashi being awesome.
So doing something cool with Scaramouch seems out of the question. But since he's gotten the sword back, it leads us to wonder WHY half an episode was wasted on him trying to tell Aku.
>>91981138
>Scaramouche : jackie boy my sound guy just hooked me up with some new gear
>pan to the disc jockey girl tied up
>Scaramouche plays the evil beat LP
>turns the whole crowd on jack
>The best robots get reduced to heads
Who built him? Who made his weapons? A mad alien scientist with magic skills? Did a bunch of scientists got together and was like-
>"Hey, lets build a bunch of assassins and make a game out of it as Aku's No.1"
>"What's the prize?"
>"I don't know... respect?".
>>91981312
this happens very frequently now that i think about it
bender had whole futurama episodes around this
>>91981352
we know of 2 scientist that can make formidable robots to fight jack
x-9's maker and the ultra bot's
they both are your typical run of the mill wacko mad scientist
>>91981194
>And Genny seems hell bent on rushed story telling, and superfluous scenes of Ashi being awesome.
Mmm, that's good butthurt
>>91981352
>"What could be the gayest assassin robot we can cook up?"
>>91981434
Do you think they went as far as to give him a dick just for laughs?
>>91981434
>>91979826
Aku will kill him for good news because without the sword he can kill Jack and no need mercenaries anymore
>>91981475
>"Program him with slutty tendencies, too"
>>91981434
>gayest
You guys showing your age. Sammy Davis Jr. slayed more pussy than this entire board put together.
>>91981475
Someone gave a french bot with long curls and chest hairs. Anything is possible.
>>91979878
>>91979906
I hope this will happen
>>91981535
This
>>91981535
Is Scaramouch supposed to be black?
>>91981624
Scaramouch is Scaramouch. A robot.
Na Jack dies, Ashi picks up the sword and finishes the job Jack gets to see's his family again in the after life.
>>91981624
No, he's silver