Step 1: Think of a King of the Hill character. Step 2: http:

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>>91930189
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorption

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization


The world is doomed.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs

How terribly fitting.

>Buck Strickland
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Warping

I've got a bad feeling about this

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers

Dale's daddy issues and this remind me of Ang Lee's Hulk.

>>91930189
>not kame hameBWAH

one job

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Autotomy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hearing_Manipulation

He uses his powers so he can cry without anyone having to hear him.

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>>91931092
Forgot to upload pic

>>91931092
I WAS LISTENIN'

>>91930545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ephTpUsYPxY

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>>91931160

>>91930326
Thought of Bobby as well, and got this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ventriloquism

>>91930189
Bobby

Time Manipulation


He makes everyone fart

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calendar_Empowerment

>Boy, I'd kill you, but today's a Tuesday. Come back tomorrow.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Non-Lethal_Damage

pretty sure he already has this power.

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Dale Gribble

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insect_Regeneration

As an exterminator that means he would be invincible
>>Once I have killed the bugs I absorb their essence and gain their powers. Regrettably it still hasn't cured my bee allergy, therefore I must consume more bees.

The new King of the Hill Z is looking good.

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>>91931916

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Infusion

OH, HANK HILLLLLL

I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I... TOO COOOOOOOOOOL

HWHAHHEHAHEHAEHAHEHHEAHUEHA

I also froze yo grill

WHO THROW THE BIG BBQ BONANZA NOW

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aging_Immunity

> why did aging immunity have to kick in when I'm old, fat, and have enough crap in my arteries to restrain a gotdamn rhino

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Travel

> 4000 dimensions... And my Nan-Nan still marries Gribble.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contract_Nullification

> Now, if I recall correctly, y'all meant to write that settlement amount out to $530,000, not that measly ol' $53,000.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Magic

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Mimicry

> I like to sniff girls, now they'll sniff me!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irreversible_Destruction

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Perception

Ah God.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Auxiliary_Organs

Hank tries to create a new penis to impregnate Peggy

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Icon_Physiology

he's unstoppable.

>>91930189
>Bobby
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship
Hoo-wee

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Removal

>you're all geniuses.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shiftmorphing

Whelp

>>91934313
>tfw it was tom landry all along

>>91931123
I can't HEAR YOUUUUUU

Now I'm thinking of every KotH villain ever forming a Legion of Doom. Even Andy Manor's a part of it.

>>91931123


too lazy to upload pic so i will take this one

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stage_Advancement

bill abuses his power trying to make things better around him

trying to get laid
trying to hit on peggy
kills hank when he trys to make propane "better"
bobby gets effected becomes a unstable hulk like monster and beats bill to death with his own leg

-insert the bill panic noise-

Can someone take all of this and make an AU where King of the Hill is a show set in the Marvel universe, and everybody's a Mutant?

why the fuck is this thread so good?

>>91930189
Dale's pocket sand just leveled up
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks

https://youtu.be/jiNsXCIcWHg