>Martian Manhunter >is a Martian >hunts men >Silver

>>91928117
Why do both of them have such gay names though

>Superman
>Is Super
>is a man

>>91928434
Wrong he's kryptonian.

>SpiderMan
>Is a man
>Controls spiders

I love it too OP

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>Black Widow
>is white
>has never been married

>>91928450
He's a Kryptonian man, smart-ass

>>91928450
A man-kryptonian, anon.

>>91928301
why does manhunter have that gay stripper costume

why do you think he's hunting men

>>91928434
>Batman
>not a bat
>clearly mentally underdeveloped, hard to call him a man

>Wonder Woman
>???
>tits and ass

>Green Arrow
>wears green
>not an arrow

>Green Lantern
>wears green except when he doesn't
>not a lantern

>Cyborg
>cybernetic organism
>no lightning powers worth speaking of

>The Joker
>not funny
>just murders people

>Harley Quinn
>doesn't suffer from ichthyosis
>isn't an Italian clown from the 16th century

>The Flash
>awkward one piece costume makes rapid surprise showings of his genitalia impractical

>Aquaman
>not made of water
>not a Danish joke band from the 90s

>Superboy
>kind of OK
>not even Jewish

>>91928117
>The Flash
>Is not a streaker

>Kid Flash
>book is not CP

>Impulse
>Does not go on school shootings

>Braniac
>isnt a giant brain

>>91928700
>>91928681
D-Did you just assume an alien's gender?

>Cyclops
>has one eye

>Jean Gray
>is Jean
>is Gray

>Nightcrawler
>crawls at night

>Storm
>is black

>Wolverine
>is a land-dwelling weasel also known as the gulo gulo, carcajou, skunk bear, or quickhatch

>Colossus
>yes tovarich

>Professor X
>is a professor
>brands everything associated with his genetics or money using a monogrammed X

>>91928633
She's had more than one husband.

>>91928841
>Rogue
>ah declaire
>not red

>>91928703
To be fair:
>Cyborg
Is a cyborg, and probably shouldn't go outside during a thunderstorm

>The Joker
Humor depends on the audience, he can be funny. I mean, he isn't the Comedian

>The Flash
Insert attosecond image. If he can move faster than light, he would crate a liminal boom which would appear as a flash of light to observers.

>>91928117
>The Hulk
>not a drifting body of wood or iron consisting of decommissioned or destroyed ships

Boo!

>>91928801
No, his gender is clearly stated. He's a man.

>>91928482
>Spider-Man
>does whatever a spider can

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>magik
>is capable of spelling works properly

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>Supergiant
>Isn't a giant

>Medusa
>Doesn't turn people to stone

>Black Bolt
>Isn't a bolt colored in black

>Green Lantern
>Dresses in blue and gold

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>>91930335
>Isn't a giant
She ain't small.... but the art is pretty inconsistent about it.