What would happen if SCP-682 was dropped into the middle

Nothing because the SCP foundation is shitty fanfiction and Marvel has been utter crap since the 70's

It gets BTFO hard because the Marvel universe has so much hax, but then we get a six-month long event where the heroes split into two arbitrary sides and start fighting over what to do with its orphaned children.

>>91917902
It would probably wreck like 70% of NYC, but the death toll would be significantly reduced by the likes of Spider-Man and Dare Devil. Avengers would probably be called and Hulk would throw 682 into orbit and Stark would push it into the sun from there.

>>91917902
SCP foundation is basically Paranormal Shield, right ?

>>91917902
the meme lizard would meme its way into some bullshit that would make it win

>>91917981
Scarlet Witch could handle him alone.

>>91918100
this.

>>91917902
God I hate 682. I wish I could go back in time and prevent that shitty fucking lizard from being created.

>>91917902
It would be badly drawn by some vague tweet-celeb for 2-3 issues then replaced by a black person under the mask.

>>91918050
More or less, only much less scrupulous and much less hesitant to murder.

More NERV than SHIELD.

>>91917902
I think a better question is who would win in a fight: SCP-682 or Prep-time Batman?

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>>91918183
If the SCP can contain it/subdue it, Batman can probably bullshit a way. I'd imagine there would be heavy casualties, tho.

>>91917902
Dr. Strange drops him back off in whatever shit dimension he came from.

>>91918221
topkek

I bet there were some really mad X-fags back in the day.

>>91918260
everyone was mad at World War Hulk because it was shit

>>91918109

Reality warping and magic, although effective, cant do permanent damage on him.

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>>91917902
banished

>>91918183
If my memory serves me right, there was a tale of a crazy lone scientist that broke 682 free, got to ride it like a bull and then got him contained back, all thanks to prep-time

Bats wouldnt kill him, but would definetely outplay it.

>>91918319
the Mary Sue self-inserts really got out of hand

>>91918341

Yeah, yeah they did. Its been a really long time since i stopped caring for that site, although there were some good article here and there.

>>91918319
Aren't there any curators on that site to stop this from happening?

>>91918363
not at the time

>>91918109
Most likely not. While it would start to hurt him, he'd become resistant to it, and just regenerate and hit her back harder.

>>91918351
The game is still top-notch though. They've improved it.

>>91918140
>>91917919
>>91918100
Are people really salty towards the SCP foundation for some reason?

>>91918351
>>91918363
>>91918393
It's gotten better

They cracked down really hard on the shitty articles a while ago and they just had the SPC-3000 contest which was actually pretty good

>>91917981

There's a story (I think it was from a joke SCP tough) in which SCP 682 is thrown into the sun and came back in flames.

>>91918560
>amnestics come from a giant eel what eats people
>good

>>91918577
link

>>91917902
>Is 682 literally a dead horse?

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I don't have autism, what is this SCP shit? Just a thing to add retarded stories to random shit?

>>91918577
>>91918597
I remember that one, it was called Launch it Into the Sun! or something like that and featured a list of SCPs launched into the sun and the results.

>>91918630
>Into the fiery orb with ye!

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>>91918588
>He didn't finish reading it

>>91918629
it's basically a setting for creepypasta that was alright at the beginning then went to shit with Mary Sue bullshit then banned and purged all the Mary Sue bullshit and went back to being alright

>DUDE SPOOKY MONSTER AND SCIENTIST RP LMAO

It's fucking cringe. One mod larps as an anthropomorphic golden Labrador retriever who goes around in Robotnik's mech from Sonic Adventure 2, another is basically Deadpool, and some people make themselves into le spoopy monster (the sty lmao chick who is good BUT COULD DESTROY THE WORLD and has le dark backstory, DUDE INVINCIBLE CROCODILE LMAO, DUDE I CAN TELEPORT TO DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND I'M SO COOL THAT THEY MADE ME A SCIENTIST FOR INVESTIGSTING SPOOPY STUFF LMAO), and getting so assblasted at some people's ideas that they lock the article and godmod the character dying in legitimate, unironic "teleports behind you" fashion.

One of the genuinely good ones got this treatment: one of the random test subjects turned out to be completely invulnerable. Hit him with a tank and he'd be fine, but in a crater. With all the stupid shit like le spoopy statue that moves when you blink and dude haunted phone app monster lmao, this one seemed believable. Mods got assblasted for some reason and wrote like a 15,000 word article where they try to kill him (for no reason other than "he could be hazardous" when they have shit that could end the world multiple times over locked up in cages) and eventually succeed because the dude ate a peanut and had a nut allergy or something.

>>91918686
All those got purged and no-one does RP anymore

Unless this is copypasta

>>91918363
That was a curator. It was in one of the articles >>91918686 talked about where they shat on some other dudes Mary Sue using their own Mary Sue.

>>91918538
Where have you been? People have been salty over shitty SCPs still being up for years.

>>91917902
Reed Richards sends it to earth-2149, where it just enjoys itself mucking about. Then he builds a Lizard Repellent Ray, which disrupts earth 616's molecules in a way that stops it from coming back. The watcher of earth-91126 eventually feeds the stupid retardo lizard into a time loop and gets rid of it on a technicality. Unless Marvel is still salty about the Fantastic Four rights, in which case, everyone dies. Since everyone who could actually deal with it belongs to their support cast. You have to remember that Punisher and Deadpool are canonically strong enough to kill every single living hero and villain in the marvel universe, and they are pretty much just guys with guns.

I don't know what 682 is. What are it's abilities and how big is it?

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>>91918100
>>91918140
>>91918560
>>91918577
A part of the reason 682 was kept in was because it was one of the very early ones. By the time they got stricter guidelines and cracked down on mary-sue SCPs, 682 was already popular and was kind of "grandfathered in", they figured they could have their one resident sue. They actually found a good use for him though. 682 is kind of a "mary-sue test" that they use to evaluate new SCPs. If the new object/creature is anywhere near as unstoppable or more powerful than 682 they know it is a sue and can discard it.

Btw. I never understood the people who want an SCP series. It would probably be fun to watch but it would loose all of the mystery and most of the horror of SCP relies on the short, written, and "official" document format, which wouldn't translate well.

>>91918677
>creepypasta

So boring shit with edges added, thanks.

>>91918711
When? I checked like last January/ November '15 and those fags were still doing that shit.

>>91918629
A collaborative horror-fiction project that hundreds of people have contributed stories and articles to. The basic idea is that a extra-governmental organization called the SCP Foundation operates in secrecy across the world to Secure, Contain, and Protect what they deem "anomalous" items, creatures, and phenomena. This translates to basically anything paranormal. Most of the short stories take the form of formal documents describing the object(usually called an SCP as a form of shorthand for SCP object) documented by the Foundation and its associated "containment procedures", aka what to do to keep it under Foundation control and minimize the death toll. Because most SCPs can and will kill the shit out of a lot of people. The Foundation is pretty much purely scientific in their approach. They care about preserving the survival of the human race, but are perfectly willing to sacrifice individuals, even large numbers of individuals, in the name of gaining knowledge. Unfortunately, they're one of the only groups standing between the human race and utter destruction in the face of the incomprehensible.

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>>91918777
>good post
>good digits
>mfw

>>91918775
Like, where? Where on the site is there a place for that?

>>91918752
>682 is kind of a "mary-sue test" that they use to evaluate new SCPs. If the new object/creature is anywhere near as unstoppable or more powerful than 682 they know it is a sue and can discard it.

That doesn't work, dumbass. Since it can adapt to anything, nothing will ever fail the test. It's like going:
>We've kept this barrel with a giant hole in the bottom to test fluids, if any fluid fills it, then it is a bad fluid!

>>91918801
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/decommissioned#pages

>>91918730
>>91918319
Found it

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn

>>91918868
>there was a purge
>nuh-uh!
>links to the purged pages

>>91918752
>Pic from SCP-093

That's one of the absolute best ones, in my opinion. Anything with a good test/exploration log is worth reading.

>>91918897
I meant the pages where they shit on the decommissioned dudes. I thought you meant they got rid of the fags who did those stories.

>>91918868
Bitch those are on the removed page for a reason

>Man look at the mess in this house!
>What mess?
>Like over here, in this bin!
>That's the garbage bin you fucking idiot
>Why is the garbage bin so dirty!
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE GARBAGE GOES YOU MONGOLOID

>>91918577
how?
I never read those stories, but SCP 682 gets mentioned so often that i read up a little on it.
Aren't it's only powers that it can't die? It just recovers from everything. Some kind of omega level healing factor and impressive strength.
How can it come back from the sun?

>>91918936
>>91918924

>>91918751
Infinite regenerative abilities like Wolverine, incredible strength and endurance, limited environmental adaptability, big ass teeth and claws, a few tentacles as well I think. Also a bottomless hatred for every other living thing. Not particularly clever though. Despite numerous attempts, no one has ever been able to figure out a way to kill it. Best they can do is keep it restrained in a pit of powerful acid and shoot it in the head every once in a while. Size depends on how fucked up it is at the moment, but usually it's fuckhueg.

>>91918599
that's a dead whale

>>91918944
the power of jokes, I think the article was literally a medieval catapult for throwing things into the sun

>>91917902
Oh look some one poured shit on top of a cow skull.

>>91918751
It's very very hard to kill.

Probably not impossible, but you better get it right the first time because it instantly adapts.

Previous failed attempts has rendered it effectively impervious to all known and unknown methods, so it has to be something entirely new.

>>91918834
I don't mean it as in "can it destroy 682?". It's more like the "No Homers Club" from the Simpsons who could have one Homer because it was no (plural)Homers. They can have one mary-sue which is 682, but if an SCP in any way resembles 682 or rivals its OP abilities then they can tell it is a mary-sue itself and delete it.

>>91918903
It, is easily my favorite. I also like 087, 1875 and 1981. I wish there were more of that quality but I think the heyday is gone.

>that one SCP who kidnaps people, puts them in his own dimensional pocket, and then tortures them forever.

>>91918972
It's actually a dead whale I think

>>91918868
RP is bannable on the site now.

>>91918762
basic lee

Though the newer 3000 articles are pretty good for creeps

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>>91918151

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>tfw you wrote a couple SCPs like 5 years ago
>some got into the official list and are still on the wiki to this day
>didn't get highly rated and no one talks about them when discussions of favorite SCPs come up
>but they exist and are good enough to not get deleted
>it's what inspired you to study creative writing in college
>now I'm about to graduate and looking back at them, I almost write worse now
Ah well. Shoot for the moon, and if you miss you'll land among the stars.

>>91919179
and yet you landed here

>>91918662
I still think Red Reality was a better choice for SCP 3000. What I can't stand is the one that's stream of consciousness writing that turns out to be the author venting his mental issues before possibly quitting the site entirely.

>>91919193
I would be mad at you if that wasn't so funny.

>>91919179
Which ones?

>>91919179
Which ones are they? Post em.

>>91919179
Which ones did you do? Please post them.

>>91919235
>>91919243
>>91919274
I'd rather not. Not out of shame for my older work or anything like that, I'd just rather remain anonymous. My account with the SCP Wiki actually uses an old picture of me and a username I've used in other places. Too easy to follow that trail.

Fuck off with those "stealth" off-topic threads.

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>>91917902
>everyone complaining about wannabe Godzilla

If there's an SCP to be angry about its fukin void blade sasuke aka Able the most Mary Sue of all SCP sues

More Malo is required

>>91919328
You know what? Actually I'll give a hint. One of mine is in the 1400s. If you do the detective work to correctly guess who I am based on just that, respect for that level of autism.

>>91919183
Maybe in Series 1. They're at 3000+ SCPs, and it's been close to a decade since they split from /x/ (not /v/, where did you get that from).

But literally everyone in these threads who shits on SCP as a whole like that clearly didn't read more than a couple, if that.

There's a lot of crappy ones and the people behind it range from autistic to aggressive assholes but there's a lot of good, creative content as well.

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>>91919365
I don't get people who complain about either.

It's like the people 10 years ago who were saying Supes's red underwear is silly and outdated. Yes, but it's been there since the beginning and while the settig's advanced and norms have changed there's a sort of nostalgia towards little things like that.

I've read a bunch of recent SCPs recently after years of not paying attention to the site and I found almost no mention of any of the Classic Mary Sues - 682, Able, Iris, etc

They just don't play a role in the setting anymore. The meta's all about the Sarkic-Mechane conflict.

>>91919618
Which side do you back, the Sarkic with their flesh magic or the Church of the Broken God with their advanced tech?

>>91919671
>become plaything for unspeakable elder gods
>everything around me turns (at best) into some fleshy nightmare or (at worst) humans degrade into some mindless proto-entity

>get cyborg upgrades and roam the cosmos spreading the gospel of peace, prosperity and reason

Gee, anon, I wonder.

I actually found the "CotBG is legitimately benevolent (in their own way) and wants to work with us to stop the Flesh" to be a neat twist after years of THE PIECES MUST NEVER COME TOGETHER.

>>91919450
Halfway through them, and I'm not exactly sure how to view the author's profile without dredging up the discussion, but -1403?

>>91919810
n-n-no...yes

>>91919810
You bring up a good point in that wikidot has a shitty interface.

>SCPs have a name but that name is nowhere on the actual page, you have to go on the SCP list and scroll until you find it
How fucking complicated would it be to have it as a subtitle. Like,

SCP-002
"The Living Room"

Real agencies do shit like this, like "Christopher Poole; Alias: Moot"

Also authors no being on the main page, and it taking 20 years to navigate from the SCP page to "other SCPs written by author" which should take at most three clicks.

Such a shitty website.

>>91919810
Wtf paladin I haven't seen you in a while

Come back m8

>>91919810
You could just view the history and check the first change

>SCP
kys yourself

Who else think that stories from the SCP foundation could possibly make good material for a episodic horror/mystery where each episode revolves around a different scp?
There are literally thousands of them

>>91919810
>>91919907

Oops meant to respond to >>91919863

>>91919939
Why don't you become an hero?

Is there anyone in the Marvel Universe that could defeat SCP 504?

>>91917902
Saitama, who got lost on the way to a new grocery store, punches him once, destroying him irrevocably. Superman gives him directions back out of the setting.

>>91919865
>taking 20 years to navigate from the SCP page to "other SCPs written by author" which should take at most three clicks.
It takes four clicks. History->Author's profile page -> contributions -> new pages

>>91919983
This is my favorite.

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>>91919863
It's a cute idea, if anything to imagine how it would be implemented in real life. Did you come up with it in another context, like an RP, and decided to make a profile for it?

>>91918538
682 is awful because its a thing that mutates to adapt to whatever is attacking it.
Like Darwin.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-453

I wonder if this could be turned into a comic?

>>91918752
>Btw. I never understood the people who want an SCP series. It would probably be fun to watch but it would loose all of the mystery and most of the horror of SCP relies on the short, written, and "official" document format, which wouldn't translate well.
Cabin in the woods did it well.

>>91919003
there's at least one scp that's an omnipotent god that only stays put in the foundation because it really doesn't matter to it
it just claims it can't see 682 or do anything about it
clearly it has failed at this alleged purpose

>>91919959
I might in the near future, I'm about to have a lot of free time on my hands for the first time in years on account of two things called college graduation and unemployment. And I've done a lot of writing workshops since I last wrote an SCP.
>>91920039
No, the idea just sort of formed out of the ether when I was looking at the SCP fuel page. Not sure if that's still a thing or not, it was a page where people would drop pictures they found of weird shit that looks like it could be an SCP but they couldn't personally think of something for.

>tfw you wrote an article with a character that eventually became a legit Group of Interest

It's one of the best feelings I've ever had, honestly.

>>91919863
>PF
Shit nigga, I remember you. How you been?

>>91920335
Okay, this is getting a little weird. Show of hands everybody, how many /co/mrades are also old-school skippers?

>>91919971
Because unlike people who read and write SCP, my life has value and I'm a net positive influence on humanity.

>>91920170
Don't get me wrong, I loved Cabin in the Woods but other than the main premise of a clandestine organization who keeps a shit ton of monsters, it didn't feel like any of the spooky parts of SCP. SCP feels like I am just some dude who stumbled upon documents I really shouldn't have and there's that feeling that I actually know jackshit even after reading all of them. Its almost cold in a way and Cabin in the Woods felt too open and tongue in cheek about it to feel like a true spooky scp.

I say spooky because the organization in Cabin in the Woods just dicking around and taking bets on the proceedings felt spot on as far as the foundations dicking around with some of the lighter or more random scps like the vending machine.

So I guess Cabin in the Woods is a perfect adaptation for light hearted/weird SCP but not quite for scar SCP. But that's just my opinion.

>>91920242
>clearly it has failed at this alleged purpose

Yeah, I neglected to mention that just because they found a purpose for 682, doesn't mean they are good at it. I swear to god if I ever see another "this SCP will kill everybody, and we can't do shit about it" entry I am going to start throwing shit.

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Plague Doctor, Creep Virus, Vending Machine and that room that turns people into flesh furniture are muh fav. Any other with flesh change and deformation? I know of that flesh tree. I think I have a bad case of morbid curiosity.

>>91920432
It's funny to me that you think that.

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>>91920432
>my life has value and I'm a net positive influence on humanity
>is on 4chan
I bet you are the worse case of human trash in this thread.

>>91920335
I didn't really expect to be remembered desu. I've been okay. Ups and downs over the last few years. That's life after all.

>>91918100
>the meme lizard would meme its way into some bullshit that would make it win

What? Like no-selling and then eating the Infinity Gauntlet?

>>91920462
The Flesh that Hates sounds like your cup of tea.

>>91920596
Attempts to meme the meme lizard
http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682

>>91920335
>>91920404
Revered elders, since everyone here is anonymous, I'm curious about your thoughts on the changes to the site content. More specifically, how do you feel (depending on how old you are, this might not be new to you but I'm curious nonetheless) about

>shift away from Series 1-type Regular Thing With Anomalous Something What Kill You to This Is Super Weird What The Hell Is This
It seems like originally a lot of skips were "take normal thing, add in something creepy/murderous", very straightforward. Now you have format fuckery, transdimensional warfare, Reality Anchors, etc. It seems like it's moved towards "this is fundamentally bizarre and we're trying to understand it"
>Every fucking skip has a twist now
Half of them start off Safe/Euclid, then you click on the last collapsible and it's Kill-Everything-XK-Keter
>proliferation of GoIs
Way back when there were a handful of GoIs, now there's dozens
>centralization of SCPs
Used to be you'd get them interacting via cross-testing, but they were all independent, more or less. Now it seems like very major SCP is connected to 3+ other ones.
>Sarkicism
I'm pretty sure this is the single biggest change, adding in a fuck-ton of SCPs, tales and similar that are related to Grand Karcist Ion and his ilk. Good/bad?
>Changes to CotBG
Used to be pretty unequivocally bad, and one of the more pressing "these guys will end the world if they get what they want" long-term apocalypses. Now it seems like, while their objectives are counter to preserving normalcy, they're portrayed as well-meaning and by far the lesser evil.
>Any other shit you want to comment on

>>91920404
Well, I know Djoric used to lurk /tg/ a ton, and I vaguely remember Clef mentioning in staffchat that he still came here occasionally

>>91920504
kek

>>91920462
Google "Sarkicism Hub" or something to that effect. You'll find dozens explicitly dealing with fleshcrafters, and a very detailed (and pretty disturbing) mythology behind them.

>>91920504
Isn't there a giant overlap between tulpamancers and SCPtards? Aren't tulpamancers a bunch of depressed manchildren?

If the quality of writing of SCP doesn't convince you that they're a bunch of retards, maybe the fact that they're closely associated with tulpas and MLP will.

Then again if you can't tell SCP writers are retarded just from their writing, you might be a hopeless case.

If you want something similar to SCP with unusual phenomena, scientists, and strange governmental bureaus, the series of novels Area X (Annihilation, Authority, and Acceptance) by Jeff Vandermeer are very good. There's a film adaptation coming out as well.

>>91920646
>Djoric
>tfw you've probably been rubbing elbows anonymously with guys you used to talk to on the IRC while shitposting about half-orc chicks

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>>91920810
Wasn't he the one who did the Saturn Deer thing?

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>>91920739
Funny one. I juggle fedoras and find this shit entertaining. Why are you actually? Did they turn down your SCP? Or maybe I'm being trolled?
>>91920818
Would first one was way too obvious. Should have put a second scare, this time real. Then again I did think of that too. Prob the best that could have been done with this one was to be a .gif but to not change. Forgive my autism.

>>91920596
it would probably grow an organic, better Infinity Gauntlet

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>>91917902
>Lizard bullshit
>Not superior cave to AU

Considering that all of 682's adaptations have been temporary, why are they afraid of nuking it? At worst, it'd just be super radioactive for a short time if it survived somehow.

I made the outline for an SCP back in the day. It's a tiny, innocuous pebble that (presumably) serves as the last remaining piece of a sentient, city-sized ancient palace and completely views/rewrites the memories of anyone who views it. It was destroyed thousands of years ago by some emperor who assembled a army of blinded laborors to break the thing down and seal away the remaining bit, but its instantaneous effect meant that said last bit was seen by a small child and taken away. It moved from place to place, harmlessly brainwashing people into thinking it was a childhood trinket until researchers discovered it back in the late 1800's... and the pebble's abilities were shown to work through photographs. The pebble used its powers to stealthily insert several "sleeper cell cultists" into the research team as the horrified proto-SCP put out an order to seal it away, which lead to violent terrorist organization that continues trying to unearth, photograph, and spread the influence of the item to this day. Nobody's seen it since then; the organization keeps it in a locked, unmarked container that they move from place to place to deter attacks.

But writing is hard and I have a short attention span.

>>91920404
I'm actually staff but I don't want to say who because there's only so much of us

>>91920640
>Anomalous Something What Kill You to This Is Super Weird What The Hell Is This
This was a good change becaus horror works for only some amount of time. What wasn't as good was the amount of "cute" articles that came along.
>Every fucking skip has a twist now
Not really but yeah this gets old fast
>proliferation of GoIs
The REALLY shitty gois are those that basically appear for only one or two articles because the author needs a convenient excuse to be interesting. Some are cool though, like Herman fuller, but others like Gamers against weed and Oneroi kinda bore me and feel forced
>centralization of SCPs
The WikiWalk team is memeing crosslinks in but at this point I don't see much hope for it changing back

Crosslinks made more sense when here were less scps and they were character focused, but now too many people are writing fuckin dimensional portals
>Sarkicism
I literally do not care about it at all.

>Changes to CotBG
Better than sinking into the "never mentioned ever again" pit like Serpent's hand

>other comments

disagree with the removal of fast threads, chat is too inaccessible for new members with its rules.

>>91921025
My nigger. Best fucking SCP right there.

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>>91918588
>i only read it half way

>>91921418
Cute? Do you mean like this one?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-348

>>91921418
worst GOI is Are We Cool Yet

>>91920170
>Cabin in the woods
No. NO. CITW was a comedy movie.
As a fun light take on SCPs, yeah, nothing comes close. But I was so fucking blue balled by how little they went down the potential SCP track after all that hype that I will never accept as anything other than affectionate parody at most.

>>91921418
GAW has the potential to be pretty alright

like in a Mr. Robot sorta way

>>91921457
Which one is this?

>>91921482
That's more sad than cute

I'm talking about stuff like the origami dragons or the scarf that zyn wrote that honestly don't work imo

>>91921517
Arguable

The Acidverse tale series is dope

>>91921571
I wish they didn't copy wondertainments Mr. list is all because it leaves less room for original stuff that isn't humanoids

>>91921517
Why does AWCY even exist?

>Tfw making an SCP management simulator game since I thought Lobotomy Corp was fucking trash
General gist is that you build your foundation, go out and procure scips for containment and research. The more scips you have, the more funding you secure for building your base up/R&D stuff/etc

Anything you guys wanna see?

>>91920640
It's been a while since I even lurked the Wiki but I'll give your questions a shot.
>shift away from Series 1-type Regular Thing With Anomalous Something What Kill You to This Is Super Weird What The Hell Is This
The stuff I wrote in the past was already beginning to move away from that sort of thing. It's not that I don't like it, but I think evolution of the setting is good. Keeps things fresh.
>Every fucking skip has a twist now
See my previous comment. If everyone is doing it, time to do something else.
>proliferation of GoIs
Kind of makes sense for a lot of small GOIs to be running around. Not too hard to get your hands on a Safe class object and start a cult or club or gang in this world. Is Are We Cool Yet? still around? I liked those guys.
>centralization of SCPs
There were only a couple of those banging around in my day. I liked them because they were mostly implied connections and made you feel like you actually dug up some lore by yourself.
>Sarkicism
I don't know what that is.
>Changes to CotBG
From what's been said in this thread it seems like they got some more depth. That's usually good.
>Any other shit you want to comment on
I generally find the SCP universe more interesting if there are pockets of lightheartedness, wonder, and curiosity in the grimdark Lovecraftian soup.

>>91921675
That sounds pretty good, I'd love to see some.

>>91921661
disguising edgy murder machines behind a GOI because most people on the site are people who care more about establishing lore than actual quality

My favorite SCP still remains that one cave that when entered takes you to an alternate universe where all living things just suddenly died, and when you leave, all living things in your own universe suddenly die.
Reads more like a nice short horror story.

>>91921675
If you secure SCPs by doing XCOM-style turn-based battles with your own custom MTF I'm sold.

>>91921740
So everything dies? That one easy ass doomsday device.

>>91921608
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935
Cave that send out an emergency foundation signal, saying that no one has been doing the mandatory precautions, to make sure that things are still doing fine. It leads to an alternate universe where everything is dead. Everything, including, incorporeal things like ghosts, digital beings, like the sentient computer, and even immortal things. All at the same time.
Turns out that an agent form the that universes foundation, investigated their version of the cave, since they got the same signal from it, which lead to a similar dead universe. When he came back to report what he had found, everything in his universe, besides himself, died. It's implied that something travels with a host from each universe to the next, instantly killing everything in them. The "main"-SCP universe's team had to stay there, since they'd otherwise bring it to their universe.

>>91921882
>The "main"-SCP universe's team had to stay there, since they'd otherwise bring it to their universe.
And by "stay there" you mean "nuke themselves back to the stone age"

>>91921903
It was actually only one guy

He traps himself in the dead universe knowing that if he went back he it would kill everything

And now he has to die alone

>>91921950
>It was actually only one guy
Uwotm8?
It was a team of 7.

>>91921767
Was actually planning on including that
(The whole game would be in an isometric pixel style because animating is hard though)

>>91921974
not would, will
fuck i'm retarded

>>91921965
O wait the last LOG was one guy right

Best scp was the rock that made you procrastinate.

Also redpill me on paper waifu. Was she a Mary Sue?

>>91922002
The last log was a drone.
The guy that came out was the main agent from the "main" universe that discovered a video file showing his alternate self explaining what happened.
He attached that to the drone and set off the nuke at the research facility after it left.

>>91921974
I'm very okay with this. Would possibly help too.

>>91922002
No, everyone else's comms died but his so he's the only one talking.

>>91922024
>rip up the paper
>dead

Nah

>>91922037
You're right, I'm retarded

>>91921699
Edgy how? I thought AWCY was just a bunch of pretentious artists who had their heads up their asses.

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Ok this just happened:
Was listening about the Online Friend SCP on youtube and right at that point I got friend request from a random ass spam bot on Skype. Fuck this shit I'm spooked.

>>91922203
half their SCPs are things what kill you (or make you kill yourself) and the other half are things what drive you insane

they're just very one-note and sort of fly in the face of the whole universe since they're basically just regular people straight-up creating SCPs out of nothing.

>>91917902
He would destroy the world because he literally has plot armour.

>>91922306
Where does this shit come from? SCP-682 is the "hard to kill lizard". He's not the "super powerful lizard". He's not the "launch nukes from his mouth lizard". He's just very, very hard to kill, but otherwise he's only about as strong as a crocodile the size of a truck. His mutation thing only kicks in if it is needed to stop him from dying, he doesn't use it as a weapon.

Pretty much any Marvel hero could take him on. Spiderman alone could do it, easy. It would just be like fighting Killer Croc. Spiderman doesn't kill anyway so the mutation thing wouldn't happen

Remember that SCP682 is repeatedly captured by small teams of normal humans without too much trouble, and is contained perpetually by just leaving him in a vat of acid.

>>91921767
The dude who made X-Com is going a crowdfunder for a game like that.

Phoenix Point.

>>91917902
Most of the heroes would end up getting killed. Their only hope is that higher-end characters like Strange or Surfer could banish it or something.

>>91922390
Why doesn't the acid kill him? Why doesn't he adapt to the acid? Is it retarded? Is it a retarded giant lizard?

>>91922431
But 682 isn't strong. He's just hard to kill. The Rhino could probably beat him in a 1v1 fight

>>91922464
He adapted to universal laws being changed.

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>>91922448
He constantly heals from the damage, but is constantly damaged at the same time. His body resists acid by using a Wolverine healing factor and just regenerating really fast.

Pretty much, this guy has one single attribute that's important; he has a magic power that makes him impossible to kill. That's it. The power doesn't try to get him out of a bad situation (like being trapped in a vat of acid), and it doesn't necessarily help him win a fight. It just does what it needs to do avoid death.

>>91922496
I fucking hate when clef is in these stories, and also that appleseed faggot. That appleseed stuff is never funny

>>91922294
I did once have a GOI idea that played the murder art angle straight. The membership would be serial killers who have to learn magic and other anomalous art techniques before being allowed to create things on their own. Unlike AWCY, they aren't out to be condescending to others. No, these murderers are all about making twisted monuments to their deviant desires and generally having a good time ruining shit for everybody else.

>>91922496
Clef is a black mark on SCP and should be purged wholecloth

>>91922496
Is Clef the guy who turned himself into a dog like >>91918686 said?

>>91922605
I stopped caring about Clef's plot shield against all that is powerful and dangerous by considering him a bloody SCP that's hiding in plane sight with some godly abilities .

Like really, he's not affected by anything and people die around him all the time .

>>91922715
Again see>>91918686
>literally "it's okay when I do it"

>>91922496
Why does clef always write stories involving some kind of sexual aspect

>>91922778
he didn't write the original article, he hijacked it

>>91922715
I thought the implication was some bullshit like he's the Devil? Hence his indestructibility and immunity to the girl, who's obviously a Succubus kinda thing and thus under his jurisdiction (note him inquiring after her mother).

Of course, having a moderator who gets his self-insert to be lol!Satan is pretty rich for such a 'balance' obsessed community.

Sentry throws him into the sun.

>>91918109
"No more SCP"

>>91922715
I like to think it's some kind of random low-level SCP that just writes itself into people's memories. The odd behaviors and supposed immunity to everything are just contradictions that arise from it giving people memories of seeing it someplace that it logically shouldn't have been.

>>91922948
I don't remember, but didn't they actually try that? Or was that part of the joke entry?

>>91922948
>682 absorbs the Sun's energy and Earth becomes a dead wasteland
>Also becomes the new host for the Void and eats Sentry

>>91917902

The SCP Foundation manages to keep the thing contained in a concrete bunker out in the boonies. Tony Stark or Reed Richards literally any of the 500 other meta-class intellects in the Marvel universe would devise a way to permanently contain or destroy 682 by the end of the day.

Though if Marvel is trying to milk the situation as an 'event' then it might take until the end of the week to find a solution.

>>91922992
Write it, if not for the upboats then for the assblasting.

>>91918577
I remember another story in which 682 got drunk, stole a scientist's car and crashed. Somehow, that did end up killing it for good.

>>91922992
>>91923085
DO IT

>>91917902
Off yourself

>>91918538
they are just just mad thier entries to the main list got rejected .

>>91922657
Nah, he's the guy that's basically Deadpool

>>91922423
Link?

What would a marvel/dc version of " http://www.scp-wiki.net/quiet-days "be like?

Why has nobody tossed him into the absolutely safe capsule and been done with it?

By the standards of this thread what's the difference between a Mary Sue and a lovecraftian horror?

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>>91922423
thought it would get filtered.

https://www.fig.co/campaigns/phoenix-point

>>91918964
>regenerative abilities like Wolverine
It's way beyond Wolverine. It's upper-end-Wolverine-like against simple things like physical or chemical attacks, but there's more. Its existence is stable across changes in laws of physics and reality-warping shenanigans. Its timeline is stable against retcons, and its adaptive abilities include being able to change the metaphysical qualities of its body to resist various influences.

>>91923250
hey crabman

>>91922496
>>91922557
>>91922605
>>91922778
Remember, Clef says Montauk isn't rape and you're all sick for thinking it is, even though all evidence and implications point towards it being rape.

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>>91923277
hey earl

>>91923300
>Implying its not just stuffing that shit back in, putting a plug and tapping in shut.

>>91923231
A Mary sue is a character this is pretty much flawless, is often the best person at doing things, and that everyone likes, beside the bad guys, and if they have a flaw, it's very minor like being "clumsy" or some shit like that.

Lovecraftian Horror is often an extremely ancient, and often incomprehensible entity that can dive people insane, just by thinking about them.

>>91923231
You can approach a mary sue without dying and/or going insane.

>>91923300
>>91923338
it's a bedtime story

>>91923300
I'm pretty sure it's just forcing her to read Homestuck but also making her skip Acts 1-5.

Is SCP even a thing still?

>>91923489
Yeah they just had the SCP-3000 contest

Scp-3333 should have won though

>>91923489
they just opened thier 3000 series so yes

>>91917902
They would kill it.

>>91923365
not really.

>>91921570
SCP can be creepy but it was always on the comedy side until edgy faggots came along

>>91921025
Another confirmation that good test logs really make the entry.

>>91922715
>Clef's plot shield against all that is powerful and dangerous by considering him a bloody SCP
It's pretty much confirmed Clef is an extremely powerful reality warper by the name of Satan

The baskeball SCP still gives me chills.

>>91923524
I never view these contests as one for best SCP but for most Foundation changing/impacting ones.

>>91923524
I don't get SCP-3333. The tower just leads into a dead world filled with skin stealing monsters, right? So why does the doctor start ranting about enlightenment and all that stuff in the final log?

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>>91920404

I'm one of the old school. I'm not telling you what I wrote though.

>>91918050

Without the intelligence or technology or ethics or...

It's basically shield run entirely by red shirts athat don't solve any problems.

>>91917902
God, I fucking hate 682. It always gets shoehorned into other SCPs to show how "le cool and INVINCIBLE" it is.

Just put it on a rocket and send it ot the Moon and it's all over.

SCP is just a shameless ripoff of Warehouse 13 anyway.

>>91924748
But SCP came first.

>>91924774
Sorry, I meant Warehouse 23, the Steve Jackson Games thing.

Warehouse 13 is the show that ripped it off.

What do you think of the new SCP-001 Proposal? It's the one about the Sun melting everything biological and restructuring organic life as immortal goo.

>>91924927
001 should just be left blank. It's too political at this point

>>91924927
the only good 001 is the always-uphill path if you ignore the O5 memo

>>91923300
It's just Clef trying to be edgy by going "No, no, it isn't gangraped, it's SOOO much WORSE."

>>91924927
It was MUCH better as a 3000 contest entry and should have won. -001 shouldn't be something that ended the world or life or whatever, and as a horror pieces it's excellent. Shame that the author pulled out of the contest to make a it a 001 proposal

>>91924738
Until it somehow adapts wings that somehow allow it to fly in fucking space despite air being necessary for that to work. This thing is utterly retarded in how it's handled.

>>91925178
That's not even how his powers work. He's supposed to adapt to shit trying to harm/kill him.

If he ends up on the moon, the most that should happen is he grows some weird otherworldly organ that allows him to "breath" in space and not get affected by the coldness and solar radiation and etc.

>>91918752
I just find 682 entertaining for the stories people have to come up with to explain how it memes its way out of dying since some of them have to get pretty creative. I recall particularly enjoying the one about the book ends that make stories come to life, and the one with the nail that would keep a shadow in place.

>>91924437
It's a common, and shitty, habit that writers have of having seemingly mundane or not-that-spectacular SCPs being hinted at being divine or beyond human understanding by a lunatic writing some suicide note.

>>91921075
that sounds like it wouldve been cool anon

>>91920640
>shift away from Series 1-type Regular Thing With Anomalous Something What Kill You to This Is Super Weird What The Hell Is This
The thing is that this method of making SCPs only goes so far before it gets to be boring and kind of pedantic. I have always believed that SCPs should have SOME grounding in reality, but there needs to be some kind of middle ground between mundane horror and over-the-top surrealism. As far as format fuckery goes, I love messing with the format, and one of my most popular stories is predicated entirely on a format screw.
>Every fucking skip has a twist now
I love twists in SCPs, but I hate that they're a crutch for making something interesting. A twist is fine if it works in the narrative flow, but it can't just get thrown in because the author couldn't be arsed to create something interesting otherwise. An article should be able to stand up on its own merits without having to resort to the "gotcha!" moment.
>proliferation of GoIs
It actually makes me kind of sad how many GoIs there are, because when I was still active GoIs were only officially created when enough different authors took significant interest in the group in question, but now it seems like if you and two of your buddies just spam the group like there's no tomorrow you're guaranteed entry.
>centralization of SCPs
It just ties back to the overarching "there is no canon" rule of the site: if there is no canon, then a writer can jam whatever dumbass micro-canon into the series via multiple connected SCPs and suddenly the casual reader thinks it's part of the world as a whole.
>Sarkicism
I honestly don't remember this at all, is this a recent change?
>Changes to CotBG
My last entry to the site was a tale about an average CotBG convert, so I'm probably not the best one to comment on this

>>91924437
She probably going crazy out there.

BTW Annette was so moe.

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>>91925711
...yoric?

r8 my shitty SCP idea
>looks like a kid in a shit Halloween ghost costume i.e. a sheet with eye holes
>will knock on office doors at an SCP site and hold out a trick-or-treat bag expecting candy
>giving candy causes it to vanish when the door is closed and not appear until the next door is knocked on
>refusal to give candy results in "tricks," either egging the office door or toilet-papering the office
>prolonged refusal results in its area of effect being expanded outside the site to the surrounding neighborhood and starts targeting personnel who live off-site
>if refusal continues it starts mummifying houses in toilet paper or drenching them with eggs
>area of effect expands the longer candy is refused but it still only targets SCP personnel

>>91925001
I liked Uphill Path but the implication that literally EVERY SCP was derived from it was kind of stupid. There are too many SCP from the ancient past and that involve religion or space aliens. I would like it more if it was more like "almost all SCP are from this but not all"

>>91926305
I dunno, I kinda like it.

I really miss simple SCPs like this. Now they all have to be world or universe-ending or need a shitty twist.

Some of the best SPCs are really simple and almost mundane in nature.

>>91926305
oh and I forgot giving a rock results in REDACTED

>>91918260
Hulk took down everyone so no hard feelings there

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What's the one thing that you hate seeing an SCP and always ruins it for you?

>interview logs
or even worse
>they aren't even interviewing the SCP, just some random witness or strike team member

>>91922496
>>91922557
>>91922605
Don't know if you're aware, but -166 is heavily, heavily implied to be Clef's daughter.

It makes sense for him not to want to fuck her t b h

>>91926717
that makes it worse

>>91922992
Now THIS would be a twist.

One of the most well-known senior researchers is an SCP himself.

>>91917902
Beaten by Squirrel Girl.

>>91920072
soooo... it's basically doomsday.

>>91926753
wasn't Bright classified as an SCP?

>>91926411
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>>91926305
I wish I had been aware of SCP back when it would have been possible to add entries. Don't know if it would be good enough, but I thought an escape artist would be cool. It'd be some sort of person or creature that just showed up in containment and then proceeded to explain exactly how it would break out. If given paper, it would spend its time writing out its exact plans for escape before turning them into the foundation. At that point it would be up to the foundation to alter the containment procedures to foil the plan and prevent escape, with the plans growing increasingly complex as containment became more secure. Should the foundation fail to prevent its escape, it would then breach containment of another seemingly random SCP as "penalty" before returning to its own containment.

>>91926827
you can still add stuff

>>91926801
Bright is the body-switching immortal guy, right?

I thought he was classified as one only after messing with -963 or whatever the number is, because he was fused with the thing somehow. There's nothing anomalous about himself inherently IIRC.

Other anon seemed to imply their idea was that Clef was an SCP the entire time, hiding in plain sight.

>>91926844
Is it really accessible to newcomers though? I assumed you'd have to go through some long process rather than just hopping into the community and throwing an entry in.

>>91926381
This, I like there being safe SCPs sort of roaming the halls. There's a whimsical, Hogwarts aspect to it that counteracts the grimdark nicely.

I hate the notion that the universe containing anomalies mean 99% of them want to violently kill/eat you.

Like, statistically, there has to be at least a few friendly reality warpers who're not trying to enslave humanity or bring about the apocalypse.

>>91926478
>hating interview logs
Don't most longer SCPs have them?

For me it's jump scare images. The whole point of the website is subtle, text-based horror, having a collapsible that when you open it is just a spoopy image reeks of laziness on the author's part.

Ex. the chess girls - great low-key SCP that devolves into a literal screamer.

>>91918140

This would probably be an experiment and end up proving that it doesnt exist linearly. It would somehow stop you from altering its timeline.

>>91926305
This is a good start, anon. They typically only frown on stuff like reality warpers and OC DONUT STEEEL characters


>>91926844
See above. They guidelines should be simple enough. Don't make retardedly OP shit

>>91926478
>Including 682 in any way

But for a less cliche answer, though it doesn't RUIN it for me, is when unecessary data is censored. Like, a log date is _/15/2016.

Like, does it really fucking matter what month it is? Is it so important and immersive we don't know the month?

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>>91921025
>they nuke themselves
>"we gotta kill this thing"

>>91918538
It's just edgy contrarian hipsterism

>>91917902
Did they get rid of sepheroth?
Also the 'god' scp, what happened to him?

Is there a doomguy?


What's your favorite SCP?

>>91927160
SCP was pretty fuckin' shit for a long time, that bad blood doesn't just vanish now that they've kind of pulled themselves together

>>91927148
Did not get it anon? There is no thing. You're death.

>>91926911
Well, I should feel they should only wander the halls if they just can't contain them in one room. It seems...unprofessional and informal to have a bunch of monsters roaming the hallways.

Where do I get started with SCP?

>>91927129
>682
When 682 ruins a story by showing up, it makes me feel better when I think "well, at least it's not SCP-076 or a mary sue researcher self insert"

I'm glad they've mostly scrubbed Able from everything now, but his stink still lingers

>>91927266
Sure, I didn't mean literally roam the halls unsupervised, just that I like those that are harmless and amicable with the staff.

Like the... I want to say floating eyeball things? There was a skip like that.

>>91922496
>>91926717

I thought the nun succubus is simple idea but clef bs is terrible.

Some eldritch being daughter makes more sense

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This is the SCP that has a really good healing factor, right?

>>91918538
The site and community are great, it's just there are a lot of popular SCPs that have become overexposed and overrated (in part thanks to Containment Breach)

>>91927344
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

There are some cute pet SCP, and some that are helpful, but in general I don't think it agrees with the aesthetic of the foundation to let things wander around in restricted areas. The organization is bureaucratic and sterile as possible, and I prefer it when the comedy and lightheartedness comes from the scientists being too curious and taking experiments too far.

>>91927430
Apparently that's also true.

IIRC, it goes like this (roughly)

>Clef is a young man who runs across a nature goddess
>She's actually nice and they get along
>Unbeknownst to him, she ends up pregnant
>He goes off (I don't remember why) and joins the GOC as a junior agent
>One mission has him lead a task force to kill his former love, because she tried to undo all technological progress and bring humanity back to nature or some shit
>They kill her (something which still haunts him) but he manages to save his newfound daughter
>This is why I think he quits the GOC and goes to the Foundation
>He takes her to a monastery to be raised away from the GOC, and she's never told who her parents were

All told, it's surprisingly coherent for a background narrative. The only really cringy part is the nature goddess falling in love with him.

>>91927491
Keen to adapt/evolve quickly I think.

How the fuck they captured radical Larry and the super crazy ones,

>>91927516
I was actually thinking of -131. but thanks.

That's a fair point.

>>91927491
Not exactly. Pretty much it has any power that would be required for it to not die at any given time, and a weak healing factor. Otherwise it can't really do anything other than what a large crocodile can do.

So, sometimes it has a healing factor stronger than Wolverine, but if it isn't using it it doesn't have it. Normally it can be hurt by hitting it with a club or a knife, but if you throw it into a black hole it would make itself so durable it could survive infinite pressure.

It's more of a "magic/divine" thing than a "sci-fi/comic book" thing

>>91927555
Oh and also this is probably why he refers to himself as Satan - since he prevented humanity from entering (her) Eden.

More info found in The Leak thread on the forum.

>>91920072
Then just shove Kevin Bacon down it's throat.

>>91927555
>Clef is a young man who runs across a nature goddess

Falls apart there.

Eh I like the unknown eldritch idea better. Or bud from "goddess" to bring down man kind like Troy or some shit. Whatever.

Make up your own story.

I love gimmick SCP's, like that one with the writing in the webcode, the one with six different articles depending on your clearance level, or the one which makes you think a country does/does not exist.

Anyone got any recommendations?

People hate long interviews and test logs but one thing I can't stand is bad dialogue. You have scientist and special forces teams communicating like they're 13 in a middle school cafeteria. Normal people don't talk like this.

>>91927766
A lot of the 3000+ are like that, give them a whirl.

>>91927560
Liberal expenditure of explosive ordinance coupled with drowning them in ocean of Foundation personnel and/or baiting them into clever traps.

>>91927766
http://www.scp-wiki.net//tag-search

Search "meta" and "scp"

G I M M I C K S
G A L O R E

(Many are good though)

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>>91920072
>682 used to just be a very difficult thing to kill
>killing 682 was possible, just really hard
>now not even GOD can touch him

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>>91927244

>>91925711
The Xbox players?

>>91918752
You're thinking of Able AKA 76 AKA Shitlord McEdgeface

>>91919106
>-60
why?

>>91918588
literally any idea in the world sounds retarded if you half ass an explanation in a single sarcastic sentence bub

>>91925090
I heard it was changed from its 3000 incarnation. What was different?

Is Dr. Clef that guy who put the SCP-500 pill into SCP-914 and turned it into a super-healing amulet? Or was that Br. Blight?

Truth be told, I love cross-SCP interactions.

>>91928005
It was literally a shitpost what do you mean why

>>91918577
Yeah, it was an old SCP disposal device which the foundation had since the middle ages or something, and it was literally just a catapult that could shoot very far

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>>91918629
>dont have autism
>posting in /co/

i remember someone who was famous in the scp website made a guy just like clef, but was way worse. one time he was riding scp 682 like a horse.

>>91928220
>one time he was riding scp 682 like a horse.
that was Clef

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>>91928154

>>91927283
Honestly, I just started looking at SCP image galleries. Anything that looked weird or neat I just searched up on the wiki and started reading about. Since there's so many, usually the ones being talked about or getting art are the ones worth reading.

>>91924738
>It always gets shoehorned into other SCPs to show how "le cool and INVINCIBLE" it is.
Except other way around, other SCPs are used in 682 as like exuse for authors to shill for their own SPCs

>Just put it on a rocket and send it ot the Moon and it's all over.
Way they keep him is much safer (this accid bath) that practically setting it free somewhere else.
Not only it could get to earth eventually but it could just escape from rocket much earlier.

I never really get such hate boner for 682 anyway.

>>91927766
I am a toaster

>>91919365
Mal0 would be cute if it didn't grin like that. Also it's HUEG

>>91928238
no it was Dr. Kondraki in dusk til dawn

>>91920072
Ah yes, Charles Darwin. The immortal mutant hell-beast that the paladin order was just barely able to seal beneath the frozen north by sacrificing themselves.

>>91928044
That's one of the reasons I legitimately enjoy 682. The stories of other SCPs being used on it can be pretty entertaining.

>>91928347
YOU'RE a toaster

>>91923065
It would kill your favorite minor Marvel characters.

>>91917919
> utter crap since the 70s

now this is a hipster. you really dropped Marvel over Jean dying?

>>91928296
I've never seen an SCP aside from that cave one and 173 be so much as a threat to 682.

And no, he would not get to Earth. That is not how his powers work. He regenerates and adapts to things harming/killing him. If he could just do whatever he wanted whenever he wanted it, Earth would be a crater by now.

>>91926305
That's actually pretty great. Does it have any preference in candies?

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>>91917902
>What would happen if SCP-682 was dropped into the middle of Marvel NYC?

Mass human casulties
Eventual containment by SHIELD

SCP-682 vs Molecule Man would be interesting.

>>91928575
I was thinking about a list of shitty candies that it doesn't like and would leave like little threats if it received them, like just a roll of toilet paper on their desk
>candy corn
>smarties
>raisins

I hate Dr. Clef but him taking down that reality-warping edgy teenager was pretty badass.

What was the SCP which was a portal that led to some alternate world where everyone became shadow ghost things and how sex was a crime or something? There was also that infected ship that led to one of the guys who went into the thing trying to rape the team leader to spread the disease.

>>91928665
Who? How?

>>91918050
You mean W.A.N.D.?

>>91928757
http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order

>>91928621
What kind of smarties? I'm assuming you mean the shitty american ones because I was extremely confused for a good minute at you categorizing smarties under shit candy. You need to consider what country the site is in and that any foreign operatives might get confused on the smarties front.

>>91928558
If his powers worked that way he would be just big scary lizard dangerous to maybe group of people instead world level treat what must be killed at all cost.

>>91920803
Im calling O5 Command.

>>91928894
But that's literally how the work so I dunno what you want from me. Take his encounter with 173 for example. He didn't adapt to it until after it had already crippled the fucker. Only AFTER the damage was done did 682 change its body.

>>91928356
Darwin is an x-man

My favorite SCPs are the really absurd ones, like the really long arm that's buried underground and communicates through a telephone, and the fruit that they have to constantly demoralize to keep from rapidly expanding.

You guys seem like you'd enjoy taking part in Procedure 110-Montauk

Clef is off his fucking nut, no sanity whatsoever
Kondraki is playing with things he should not be playing with.
Gears takes his Knowledge of the world way to far.
The ONLY trustworth staff in the foundation is Dr. Jack Bright, He is smart, kind, and Intelligent. He should Honestly be promoted to site director.

>>91929202

Dr. Bright, please leave.

>>91929202
bright is a cocksucking monkey

>>91929159
I like the NES gun that kills things on televisions, the coffee machine that can produce any liquid, and the tomatoes that hurl themselves at bad jokes.

I really like the vending machine SCP. It was one of the first I read. It's so simple, and it has so much potential for anomalous whatnot.

Worst case scenario, someone throws it into space so they don't have to deal with it.

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>>91923300

>>91929296
those tomatoes are top-tier

>>91917919
this is canon.
he just kinda sits there and becomes a tourist attraction

>>91928757
Only way to take down a reality warper is to kill them before they realize you're trying to kill them. So you have a sniper team blow the warper's head off from half a mile away. The sound of the gunshot hasn't even had time to reach the warper's ears before the bullet is passing between them.

>>91929159
I was looking for that one earlier today.

I agree, I much prefer those to the "This is going to kill the world in x years!!!1" -1877 is done by the same author, and is apparently "the same phenomenon from a different angle", in case you hadn't encountered it before.

I think my all-time favorite "just plain weird" is the one that's written almost like a tale, about a Colombian (Cuban?) painter who paints mildly anomalous paintings, told from the story of the agent who goes deep undercover and befriends him.

The guy has no idea his paintings are mildly anomalous, he's not a hazard to anyone, and the two become genuine friends. The article ends with the painter dying from old age or something, with his best friend by his side, having never found out the truth about any of that.

More Magical Realism than Lovecraftian Horror, very different from mainstream SCPs. I felt a lot of feels that day.

>>91918944
>How can it come back from the sun?

That was a joke article about a medieval style catapult that was able to throw things into the sun for disposal. Into the fiery orb with ye, etc.

Some of the joke articles are/were funny but last time I checked most of them were just "Thing from popular media" and how the SCP Foundation would react to it without actually being funny or entertaining, like the Green Lantern Ring article and how the agent that retrieved it for the Foundation just happened to be Hal for example. I will admit that was a few years ago though.

>>91929296
>tomatoes that hurl themselves at bad jokes.
Holy shit I forgot about this. Didn't it kill someone for telling a terrible joke?

>>91929491
I like the talking aussie spider

>>91918903
It was very good, until the last recording from the alt-universe SCP agent. It sort of ruins the mystery, and the "scary" laughing at the end is just completely autistic.

>>91929521
Pretty sure it broke the sound barrier on at least one occasion.

>>91929080
I'm just saying you are wrong in asumption that its powers only work that way.

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>>91929521
>>91929563
I just lol'd at some asshole serving slices of them in the cafeteria.

>>91921517
Which makes the best GOI Gamers Against Weed

>>91929506
My favorite joke SCP is the one supposedly translated from stone tablets and written in caveman speak that describes a new and completely incomprehensible form of energy.
It's fucking fire.

>>91929460
Sometimes killing a reality warper doesn't take. For example, the aborted fetus that clings to life under the floorboards and the serial killer that survives as disparate body parts.

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Scp-682 meets the Defenders
>Silver Surfer
"It seems a dangerous being has found it's way to this world"
>Hulk
"I tried smashing it but it came back. Doc, what is that thing?"
>Namor
"Utterly unpleasant to look at for one."
>Doctor Strange
"Oh dear, I've heard of this creature. SCP-682, a powerful beast of unknown origin. It hates all life, and it's adaptive survival abilities are so strong even altering the laws of reality couldn't kill it. It is impossible, even theoretically, to destroy it permanently."
>Waves his hand
"And now it's gone."
>Hulk
"What'd you do to it"
>Strange
"I transported him to a dimension devoid of all life. He'll be happy there."

>>91929717
>>Hulk
>"I tried smashing it but it came back. Doc, what is that thing?"
>>Namor
>"Utterly unpleasant to look at for one."

I like it

>>91927584
>>91927516
>>91927344
Remember that time they had one of the safe SCP's roaming the halls? It turned out to be http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048

They don't like doing that anymore

>>91920640
>proliferation of GoIs

The fuck is a Gol?

>>91929820
Group of Interest

>>91927516
I personally figured that any attempts to contain it resulted in cheerful 80's kid movie style escapes. Or there's actually more than one ghost so once they're captured they all manage to escape as a team. The current setup is a compromise/deal they made which is why they only target SCP operatives.

>>91929717
>"I transported him to a dimension devoid of all life. He'll be happy there."
Shit, that would probably work. But the Foundation would never try it because all their methods of interdimensional travel are SCPs, and they don't risk letting SCPs interact anymore.

>>91918538
What part of edgy fanfictions you don't get?