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At first I thought that Ashi and Jack becoming a couple would

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At first I thought that Ashi and Jack becoming a couple would be weird because he is old enough to be her grandfather, but then I realize that Steve Rogers banged the granddaughter of his first gf and no one gives a fuck. So, do you think he deserves to get some pussy or should stay pure and have a master-apprentice relationship with her?
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>>91898077
Duty over lust.
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>>91898121
It's not like he doesn't have a lot of free time
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Anybody got a link to S5 in 1080p?
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>>91898077
they
are
going
to

fug
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>>91898077
>"When does the vagic begin?"
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>>91898225
b-but, Jack should be an eternal wizard, just like me!
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>>91898121
More like booty over bust.
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>>91898225
Yeah but Ashis mother saw this coming. That's why Ashi is going to give Jack AIDS and she doesn't even know it

>Ashi...
>Ashi....
>Ashi...
>FUCK THE SAMURAI!
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why are they making a buzz over this anyways? genndy decides how this are gonna happen.
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>>91898077
Wait Samurai Jack's alive again?
What the fuck?
Where can I watch it?
Where can I watch the old ones too, for that matter?
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>>91898315
>why are they making a buzz over this anyways?
Because it's a really good show, so people like to talk about it.
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>>91898315
>>91898319
Welp, you can't argue with that.
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>>91898315
>>91898319

not funny
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>>91898315
>>91898319
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>>91898077
P R E G N A N T
P
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G
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A
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T
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>>91898319
>Wait Samurai Jack's alive again?
Yup, new season 5. In direct continuation of the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w
>Where can I watch it?
>Where can I watch the old ones too, for that matter?
Kiss cartoon is dead, but if you don't mind using torrent:
https://rarbg.to/tv/tt0278238/
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>>91898399
With Jack's grandson
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>>91898449
Doesn't have previous seasons but I'll take what I can get, thanks mate.
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>>91898449
https://kisscartoon.io/
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>>91898563
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>>91898449
Why not use KimCartoon?
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>>91898315
>>91898319
samefag
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>>91899015
>>>91898315
>>>91898319(You)
>samefag
nah
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>>91898248
>There is no vagic is there?
>Of course there is (ashi shoves her crotch in his face)
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Holy shit Aku is terrifying in the first episode
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Age gaps are creepy irl, but this is a cartoon, and ageless people hooking up with nubile mortals isn't an uncommon trope in media. Not sure why so many people are getting bent out of shape about it now.

>>91898399
pic related
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What time of the day are the still leaks for the upcoming ep usually dropped? Getting anxious of waiting. And does anyone know what the rating is going to be for ep 7?
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>>91899431
I think Jack will start aging again after he defeats Aku. Not sure I totally buy the time travel shenanigans...He still has a role to fulfill- maybe the gods kept him around for a reason?
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>>91898077
FIFTY YEARS OF CUM UNLEASHED!
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>>91900066
Exactly, what I was theorizing. As if Jack can't physically age until he has fulfilled his purpose.Just hope he isn't repidly aged after his quest is complete and just ages from there.
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>>91900069
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>>91900323

what the fuck is this from
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>>91900382
Scary Movie
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>>91900382
Scary Movie (1999)
My cousin and I were laughing so hard when this came on.
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>>91900186
I could see Jack rapidly aging or otherwise dying after defeating Aku and leaving Ashi and their child to pick up the pieces, but I really really don't want it to end that way.

But Genndy said the finale would be a tearjerker...
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>>91900417

looked like it, but I just realized I've never actually seen the first one so I guess it just seemed familiar
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>>91900425
I just hope its a touching tearjerker
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>>91898606
How do we know this isn't a hoax?
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>>91900479
We need a comfy Jashi thread
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>>91898399
>>91898451
>>91899431
I can actually see the pregnancy thing working.

>Aku finds out
>"HMMMMMM, YES, THE SAMURAI CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AN HEIR
>I SHALL NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN."
>takes off from his castle to go kill Ashi
>Jack's face when
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>>91900425
>>91900479
He also said it was "the ending we didn't know we wanted" so take that with a grain of salt. He also said the Guardian would still be addressed, so either way we'll be seeing old king!Jack at one point or another.
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>>91898077
The difference is that Steve Rogers was cryo-frozen, and so even though he "travelled through time the long way", he is still physically around the same age as Sharon.

For Jack, 50 years has passed and he was an adult in the original seasons already. He isn't exactly showing his age like the Scotsman and other characters did, but he is still way older than Ashi is.
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>>91901058
(You)
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>>91901058
The movie Twilight happened and that dude was 100 years old in a 17 year old body and most people didn't bat an eye.

Immortal/mortal romances are pretty popular.
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>>91900425
I'm almost expecting that there is a twist where Jack loses to Aku, as "Jack beats Aku" is basically accepted as the one thing "we know will happen in the finale" and so this is the one twist which might catch people off guard. Sure, he might not go back to the past (Hell, he's been in the "future" now longer than he had been in his own time), but Jack falling to Aku would be quite a twist.

But also like Scotsman said, Jack has inspired the people already and Aku's days are numbered because of it. Jack's defeat or even death will simply make him a martyr of sorts, and so the people will rise up as one to finish the job for Jack.

Extra points if it ends with Ashi (with help from the Guardian) symbolically sending Jack's sword back to the past to "find its owner".
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>>91901160
>>91901303

I give it that Jack is in his early thirties. (Adult)

Ashi is somewhere in her mid-twenties. (Adult)

Not too much big of a gap.
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>>91901160
OUR
GUY
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>>91901399
Jack is biologically 25
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>>91900789
And then we have a sequel about Jack's son where he was trained by all the friends he made in the future.

>archery with the blind archers
>hunting with the imakami
>war strategies with the spartans
>sword fighting and guns with the scotsman clan
>martial arts with the shaolin monks
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>>91901885
>imakandi

Fixed
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>>91901885
Try martial arts with his mother Ashi
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>>91901945
She probably won't be able to stay with him to hide the sword just like Jack's mother
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>>91901981
It dawned on me: what if they have a girl?
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>>91902031
Woman can be samurai?
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>>91901885
Also
>archeology with the dogs
>jumping good with the monkey tribe
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>>91902050
You've obviously never tried to become a samurai.
Or you're not a girl. That's possible too I guess.
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>>91901885
>Jack and Ashi kill Aku in the present timeline.
>Jack kills Aku in the past.
>Ashi trains his descendant.
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>>91898077
I'm up for whatever Genndy and company wrote.
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>>91902129
Think nignog: if Jack kills Aku in the past then Ashi won't exist.
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My brother asked me if I knew anything airing that I thought was worth watching and I said Samurai Jack. It was airing when we were kids, but I don't remember him being super enthusiastic about it.

He said he'd definitely check out season 5 (chronologically), but he'll be getting the absolute minimum of backstory. I did warn him about this. Do you think he'll still enjoy it?
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>>91902243
Season 5 is how it should've been so he'll love it
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>>91902300

I just want them both to be happy, goddamit.

>tfw Genndy pulls some Berserk shit in finale
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>>91902300
STOP
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>>91901885
>since not even Jack's father could kill Aku for good, Jack creates a clan of Aku-slayers that are basically the Belmonts from Castlevania that fight Aku every time he reborns
>now we have infinite sequel potential
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>Jack and Ashi is literally Yin and Yang

Genndy is a fucking hack
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>>91902366
>Aku rapes Ashi in front of Jack
Aku did nothing wrong.
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>>91902583
No, that was the "new" Aku. The old Aku that did nothing wrong was reincarnated in Jack and Ashi's demon child.
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>ashi
>covered in ash
For fuck's sake.
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>>91898272
All the way dad
All the way
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>>91902742
If you watch this show for the writing you should kill yourself promptly.
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>>91901058
He also has not biologically aged at all, anonymous, which is a major factor in how cognition changes with age.

He's basically unique.
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>>91898261
>Jack's virginity is what's keeping him immortal and not time travel side effects
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Post yfw the series ends with Ashi aborting Jack's unborn

As the contrarians rage
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>>91902939
It would be a loss
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>>91902939
>Aku takes control of Ashi
>Ashi kills herself via Sudoku
>Aku effectively kills Jack's love and his future hope.

MFW
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>>91902160
think niggernogger, split timelines
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>>91902031
>>91902050
>>91902106
If it's a girl then she can become one of these semen demons:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onna-bugeisha


>>91902243
>Yer a Samurai Jack
>I'm a wot?
>I said, yer a fuckin Samurai Jack
>I'm A WOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
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Reposting from last thread:
>The first Russian nested doll set was made in 1890 by Vasily Zvyozdochkin from a design by Sergey Malyutin, who was a folk crafts painter at Abramtsevo. Traditionally the outer layer is a woman, dressed in a sarafan, a long and shapeless traditional Russian peasant jumper dress. The figures inside may be of either gender; the smallest, innermost doll is typically a baby turned from a single piece of wood
>The smallest, innermost doll is typically a baby
>Typically a baby
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>J-Jack, why are you looking at me like that?
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>>91903296
>Ashi doll has a seam in its midsection.
Holy fuck.
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>>91903296
I remember that thread very fondly. Shame there'll never be one like that again
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>>91903373
Does it? I don't see one.
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>>91903373
Where?

t. horrible eyesight
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>>91903368
>I, uh...like your hair!
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>>91903413
Never say never!
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>>91903455
Look where the diamond pattern doesn't align properly
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>>91903475
>I-Is there any anything else you like about me?
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>>91903479
Then we make this one a Jashi thread
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>>91903491
>...and brea-DRESS.
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I wish we could get a "Samurai Jack, Paralell Works" made by a whole bunch of different artists like Gurren Lagann did. Holy shit that would be amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wnp7-Ndeaw&list=PL4EjGfW5--GMRS-OxufDFha-GtC6XCqKT
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>>91903510
Nevermind, i don't feel the comfy
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>can you hear it
>the rage of a thousand faggots
>over a finale that will disappoint half of them
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>>91903510
Every thread's a Jashi thread.
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>>91898077
Sure he deserves to get a love interest for a few episodes but I hope its not permanent. I always liked Jack more when he was solo so hopefully she dies in order to progress the plot somehow.
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>>91903863
And there goes any chance of a comfy thread. Great job anon
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>>91898077
I want see a picture of jack huffing spray paint somewhere with that face.
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>>91903989
That's not paint
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>>91901160
Phil Lamarr is jewish?
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>>91898261
As if Jack would ever practice wizardry...
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>>91903863
Here's /co/'s opinion on SJ
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>>91903296
>Smallest doll is pic related
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>>91904082
he wields a magic sword and called upon its magic to beat the ultrabots
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>>91904071
we've been through this get out with your /pol/ shitposting
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>>91904085
Get the symbolism?
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>>91904100
>Scaramouche is Jack and Ashi's child

BRAVO GENNDY
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>>91904155
lol it's probably da samoorhai's
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>>91904155
You fucker i posted that yesterday!
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I feel like the idea of an older, experienced, and physically grizzled man in a late 20-year-old's/ early 30-year-old's body would be a huge turn on for most women.
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>>91903296
Except Ashi doesn't have anything inside her. Here's a better picture that shows she has no line.
It doesn't dismiss that she could be pregnant however.
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>>91903368
>>91903475
>>91903491
>>91903546
Cute.
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>>91904223
>Except Ashi doesn't have anything inside her

Oh, oh anon... not yet she doesn't
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>>91903480
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, PREGGO ASHI GONFIRMED!!!
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>>91904291
I did say it doesn't dismiss the theory.
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>>91903863
>>91904085
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>>91904332
saving this as FURTHER_EVIDENCE.jpg
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>>91904223
>implying it's not telling us that Ashi is Jack's daughter
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>>91904332
I hope their son don't have Ashi's Voldemort nose
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>>91904388
Their son will be Jack so i dunno
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>>91904388
We know for sure it'll be THICC.
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>>91904388
Or, god forbid, grandpa's nose.
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>>91904387
Ashi isn't the baby. The baby doll is much smaller.
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>>91904332
Never noticed before but Jack's mom looks like Ms. Keane
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>>91904424
>ywn immortalize your childhood crush in your magnum opus, 40 years in the making
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>>91904479
Don't even bring up that possibility please
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>>91904565
Genndy-turn my childhood fantasies into a critically acclaimed viewed by millions- Tartakovsky
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>>91904424
>>91904565
>Genndy literally waited the majority of his life to bring his waifu to life
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>>91904565
This usually don't ends well for the MC
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>>91904198
sry didn't see
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>>91904733
Is fine, i did say spread it like a plague
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>>91904649
>implying
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>>91898121
Why not duty and lust? dust
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I want to protect this smile.
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>>91904905
>not this one
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>>91904905
Then let Jack and Ashi bear a child after Aku's defeat.
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>>91904905
>>91904926
>prevents him from Sudokuing himself
>convinces hom to get his sword back
>will protect him next week from an entire fucking army

BEST GIRL

E

S

T


G

I

R

L
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So it looks like Jack's gonna keep the beard, even if he does go back to his classic look otherwise. Do you suppose there'll be a reason for it?
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>>91904797
I don't remember this.
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>>91904905
Looks like Ashi is going all out in protecting her husbando and his newly found smile next ep. I can't wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxEUREO_UdI
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>>91905124
I know that look. It is the look of a woman that will fuck up anyone that wants to hurt her man
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>>91902300
SHE'S NAKED
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>>91904126
He wields a divine sword, forged from purity of the human soul.

He called upon his superior Yamato heart to defeat the Ultrabots, by activating the oxygen in his muscles.
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>>91904998
B a n a n a l e e f
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>>91905217
We're all naked under these clothes, anon
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>>91905037
Ashi likes it
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>>91905347
>I like the face fur!
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>>91905124
>>91905192
It's gonna be great. My feeling is that this will be her inaugural fight like Jack had with the Beetledrones all the way back in Season 1. Only instead of protecting doggos she'll be protecting her husbando.


>>91905240
>tfw no Chinkerbell gf
end it
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So, when can we expect screenshots of the new episode? Last week around this time we had Ashi and Scaramouche's head, the one before that we had Scotsghost.
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>>91905241
Speak for yourself. I've had long underwear surgically grafted to my skin.

I'll be DAMNED if someone's gonna catch me in an awkward naked moment!
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>>91905037
I still don't get it how the fuck Jack got a beard when he is biologically something around 30 years old, I thought only elder asians could grow a beard
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>>91905506
Jack used to shave
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>>91904905
>>91905124
>>91905192
>>91905481
The fact that this pairing works as surprisingly well as it does is gonna make it all the more hearthwrenchingly tragic when Aku inevitably tortures and kills one of them.
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>>91905500
How do you poop?
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>>91905487
Busty Leaks Channel (the guy who leaked them) was removed from YouTube, which is why there have been no new leaks this week.
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>>91905601
Maybe it means something, maybe it doesn't: Ashi isn't mentioned at all in the episode synopsis for the final episode.
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>>91905605
More importantly, how do they masturbate?
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>>91905703
Ashi isn't in the episode description for episodes 4 of 5. Besides the descriptions are vague and episode 10's description is basically the ultimate good vs. the ultimate evil.
Plus this leak is supposed to happen in the finale:
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dewit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F1_xQ2XC70
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>>91905778
>that hand off to the left
Holy fuck, looks like the abusive cultist mom's hand
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>>91905852
>he came super fucking close to killing Ashi

I never realized this before.
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>guess i'll...just wait here?
>tfw you miss the foolish samurai husbando
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Are there any leaked images for episode 7 yet?
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>>91906022
Still waiting.
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>>91905623
Oh, guess it's for the best.
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>>91906150
10/10
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>>91902160
Dumb nigposter, Jack's father defeated Aku in the past before, and he returned. Aku cannot be permanently killed, but defeating Aku will keep him down and out until the next eclipse.
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>>91903510
I can dig that.
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>>91905971
Don't forget this could've ended in Ashi holding Jack's severed head yadayadayada ive described thos so vividly its just plain haunting
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>>91906330
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>>91906316
It would still change the future and Ashi wouldn't exist.
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Ashi is going to be wearing Jack's robes not because she's taking up his mantle, but because they fugged and its the morning after. It's the boyfriend-shirt trope

Screenshot this
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>>91906530
The real question is will the baby be a boy or a girl?

PLACE YOUR BETS
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>>91906530
I thought that was a stretch before, but now I'm not so sure.
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>>91906599
Pls be a boy, I don't want a Korra-tier sequel
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I heard that the ending to this series won't be happy, is it true?
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>>91906599
twins
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>>91906530
That trope is the hottest trope.
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>>91906344
Fuck off with your severed head fetish shit. You're on the same level of autism as that guy here that insists Ashi was in some old music video
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>>91906670
Runs in the family.
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>>91906157
Dude's lying, they'll be here when they're leaked: https://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=6
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>>91906344
How the fuck this guy became so fat?
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>you will never suck on Ashi's sweaty toes
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>>91906344
Are you going to post about this on every SJ thread from hereon?
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>>91906710
Looks like the leaks for last week went up right around this time, so maybe something will come up soon.
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>>91906747
Only until i stop fucking seeing it in my fucking sleep. Its already fading away though
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>>91900069
making a glopping noise inside Ashi
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>>91902300
I like this.
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>>91906811
This guy gets it
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>>91905623
>literally cannot stop myself from coming to /co/ to avoid spoilers
>read your comment
I feel like a fucking weight has been lifted.
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>>91906789
It's been Thursday the last two times at least, so fingers crossed! I've been obsessively refreshing all day, please halb
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>>91906344
please decapitate yourself anon
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>>91906741
>one of those below the shoulder shirts with the spaghetti straps
>a fucking choke neclace
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>>91907086
Do thr same for ruining the comfy
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>>91902300
Nigga, that's kawaii
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>>91906017
>not smooching on his body while he's lost in his mental world
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>>91907163
>this blocks you path to bed
Wat do?
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>>91907131
Are you some fucking autist or a underaged sperg? I've been seeing you say "m-muh comfy muh comfy" over and over throughout these Ashi/Jack threads.
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>>91907417
I ain't the only person who does it so chill you tits
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Guys my uncle works for Genndy and he said Ashi is a double agent who betrays Jack at the end. Screencap this.
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>>91907417
muh cumfee
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>>91906017
>>91906119
This will be like when Katara fought Zuko when Aang was meditating?
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>>91907445
So we have more mega-spergs like you running around then?
>>91907460
;^)
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>>91907481
Well this IS /co/ afterall
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>>91907519
Of course, how could I ever forget that /co/ is one of the lowest quality boards on here.
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>>91907465
Pretty much Season 1 finale of Avatar the last airbender
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>>91898121
This. Even if Jack is depressed I can't shake the feeling that people are being killed and raped everyday he doesn't do shit, he could redeem himself but if in the end he prefers pussy over work then the entire series can go fuck itself.
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>>91907538
I said this is /co/ not /pol/ or /b/
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>>91907573
/co/ is just as bad as /pol/ and /b/ with the unironic tumblr-esque bullshit that goes on here
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Give me your most tragic, depressing, heartbreaking bad ends for Samurai Jack.
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>>91907603
Then why even stay sir Edgelord?
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>>91907459
I doubt it, and that would totally ruin her characer
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>>91907626
Aku's beetle drones catch up with the Doggos.
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>>91906708
>Jacks face when Ashi has Septuplets
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>>91907626

jack gets decapitated and ashi holds it and cries
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>>91907626
/co/ storms Genndy's studio and kills him thus killing the series while they wank to SU and Star VS
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>>91904222
I laughed harder than I should have.

>Need Rule 34 with Jashi
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>>91907671
fuck you
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>>91907630
I'd rather talk about /co/ media here, which is comparably better then most other places for discussions despite it's shortcomings. And Samurai Jack is the biggest thing for me to chat about here right now.
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>>91907626

after a grueling battle, Aku pins Jack down and decapitates him. Ashi runs up to his severed head and holds it up to her chest, sobbing and confessing her love
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>>91907626
Aku somehow blackmails Ashi into attacking Jack, Jack confused either kills her or convinces her to defect again, causing Aku to kill her.

Filled with rage Jack begins his final showdown against Aku, before the final blow it's struck the Sword fails because it no longer finds Jack worthy of weiding it's Sword, given that he's killed (no longer innocent of sin) and loved (no longer pure). And the only way of beating Aku is not to seal him within the Sword but within himself, he does it and then actually commits suicide at last, killing both him and Aku, and so Jack completes his mission, thousands of years later with all the suffering and death of Aku intact.
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>>91907626
The universe of SJ is destroyed in its entirety
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>>91907626
Jack goes back in time and tries to slash at Aku; Aku sidesteps out of the way and opens a portal in time. The intro for season 1 begins playing.
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Anyone notice how Ashi almost cried when Jack was going to commit suicide?
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>>91907626

Jack gets his head cut off, the screen cuts to Ashi with a single tear running down her face, Aku says "that's no way to get aHEAD in life HAHAHA" The End.
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>>91907626
Ashi cucks Jack with the Guardian
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>>91907752
That looks more like an "Oh shit nigga, what are you doin?!" Face to me.
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>>91907626
The series finale runs as planned, but just as Jack is about to defeat Aku it's immediately cut off by Rick and Morty, who invade the show and turn it into a viral marketing ad
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>>91907773
>>91907752
>>91907720
You three fucking suck
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>>91907890
There's a comic of Rick doing just that. While rambling about how much smarter than everyone he is to a sitting Jack, Jack shoots him under the table with a blaster pistol, killing him instantly.
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>>91907626
Everyone dies
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>>91907897

get rekt sperg
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>>91907626
>SHE BEGGED FOR HER LIFE, SAMURAI, AND THE LIFE OF THE BABY INSIDE HER...
>OH...! YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
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>>91907945
Please post!!
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>>91907958
Get b&d
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>>91907626
>Jack finally destroys Aku with his sword
>He meets up with Ashi in the aftermath
>Both smiling at each other
>Ashi's smile gets bigger
>And bigger
>HAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
>FOOOOOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAAAAAIIII
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>>91907897
>implying it isn't just one dedicated shitposter
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>>91908006
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>>91908206
>>91908235
>>91908259
>inb4 sword metaphor
>Jack fucks the evil out of Ashi
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Less suffering, more cute.
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>>91908430
Sure.
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>>91908430
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>>91908471
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>>91908523
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>>91907981
>OH GOD


>OOOOHHHHHHHH GOD
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>>91908006
>yfw the real Ashi died when Jack let her fall
>Aku replaced her only to mentally torture Jack once more before killing him
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>>91908006
>>91908206
>>91908235
>>91908259
>this happens in the first scene of episode 8
>Jack is freaking out, going all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, etc etc...
>Cut to the forest
>Jack wakes up screaming
>Ashi rolls over all "what's wrong?"
>Jack looks at her and recoils away "n-nothing ,it's nothing."
>She grabs his hand

what happens next?
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>>91908611
By that logic, Jack should be dead too
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>>91908611
I would fucking die of never ending laughter if Genndy pulls that shit
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>>91908647
He can survive falling from high places since he learn to jump good
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>>91908630
Next we stop this cringey roleplaying shit and talk about something worthwhile.
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>>91908667
He clearly forgot when the tree broke
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>>91898077
I haven't seen the latest episode yet. Show has lost its glow.
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>>91907538
>>91907603
Every board thinks that it's the worst board on the site.
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>>91908561
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>>91908729
Fair weather fan
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>>91907626
>jack about to kill aku
>aku reveals that he is Ashi's father
>powerful magic binder her to Aku
>Jack hesitates to strike the final blow
>puts his sword down
>"I can't...."
>Aku laughs and jack hangs his head in shame
>his laughing is cut shirt as a blade pierces his chest
>Ashi with tears running down her face is revealed to be the one who did it
>"Jack..i owe you my life...thank you"
>Jack rushes up to grab her as she is reduced to a pile of ash in his arms
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>>91908746
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>>91908897
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>>91907031
Me too, anon, me too...
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>>91908962
Still in a bad funk
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S A M U R A I

A S H I
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>>91908962
It's now my headcanon that her hair gets spiky again when she's mad at Jack.
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>/co/ opinion on Ashi before last episode
>GET OUT OF MY CARTOON YOU FRICKIN MARY SUE REEEEEEEEE
>/co/ opinion on Ashi after last episode
>10/10 best girl I want Jack to fill her womb with his man's juice and have a ton of beautiful samurai babies
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>>91909335
The cycle begins anew. But seriously though, how many times Jack's clothing gets ripped out, leaving nothing but a ragged man-skirt?
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>>91909335
Waifu faggotry is bullshit, nothing new here
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>>91909387
you sound gay
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>>91909335
/co/ just wanted to see the series end with Jack's suicide
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>>91909335
Jokes on you fag I liked her from episode 1 ha ha ha ha ha
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>>91909507
If finding waifu autism annoying makes me gay, then I'm the biggest faggot alive
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>>91909541
Did you or are you just being a failed shitposter?
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>>91909551
There's actually a logic to preferring waifus over real women. At first yes it seemed odd and weird but as women slowly became affected by third wave feminism and overall being spoiled they raised their standards to the point of absurdity. Waifus in general however don't judge or care about standards so naturally men are flocking to them.
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>>91909639
In a sense, men and women are trying to phase each other's purposes out.
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>>91909639
I just find it annoying that rampant waifu-faggotry usually spoils cartoon discussion, but whatever you say /r9k/.
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>>91909691
I'm just stating a theory that may or may not be right.
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>>91909551
No argument here.
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>>91909691
You may agree or disagree however you like. Point is women are becoming too indoctrinated in their radical male hate ideology and honestly its more cancerous than wanting an unbiased being.
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>>91909639
>t. /a/
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https://webmshare.com/WJ4aP

fresh oc
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>>91909785
Think about it though. Would you prefer staying with someone that's going to steal, lie, and hurt you all for THEIR personal gain? A lot of men would blindly say "oh but not all women are like that!" or "oh my S.O. isn't like that all!". A group is defined by its majority I'm afraid.
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>>91909844
Geniuses are never appreciated in their time sadly
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>>91907981
that'd be a solid 11 on the "fucked-up-o-meter"
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>>91909561
I actually thought it was a neat idea. In my opinion Jack was always best when he was interacting with other characters, but they could only have him form relationships on an episodic basis. Having someone to reflect off of is a neat way to further delve into a character, and I think they handled Ashi very well.
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>>91907657
gotta rebuild that clan somehow
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>>91910001
>jontron

Fuck off normie
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>>91910096
Our kind aren't appreciated here friend.
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What's stopping Aku from tearing open another portal when Jack gets back?
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>>91908235
>what's wrong not willing now that this samurai! to hurt me I look like haha
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Notice the color of her new outfit.

those are Aku colors
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>>91910278
GENNDDYYY
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>>91910278
That's pink, not red
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>>91909639
>>91909679
>>91909785
>tfw once had a gf who was raised innawods and homeschooled so she wasn't programmed from a young age to swallow so much bullshit
there are still good girls out there you guys, you just have to look off the grid for the best qts
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>>91910005
Keep this shit in /r9k/ please, nobody cares.
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>>91910353
I used to be that naive. To quote Tron Legacy: The only way to win is to not play
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>>91910274
Hope you're joking.
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>>91910360
Too bad. I don't do as I'm told.
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>>91910394
move to a rural area and you will see the truth anon
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>>91910434
I'll move into the woods when i want to be left alone which is growing closer
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>>91910413
so brave
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>>91910643
fuck you too Scott
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>>91898077
Master-apprentice. Romance literally does nothing for the show and is completely unnecessary.
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>>91910947
Anon, you have already lost.
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>>91910947
what greater way to defeat evil than the power of RIGHTEOUS LOVE?
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>>91911309
Lost what
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>>91898077
>>91898121
Chore before whore
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>>91906711
The more Jack gets depressed, the fatter he gets
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>>91910278
>>91910304

Vegetation tends to be green you retards.
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>>91907981
yo that would be whack
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>>91898077
Jack doesn't deserve Aashi
Ashi deserves Jack
he's her reward
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>>91907561
>people are being killed and raped everyday
Now I'm wondering how high the raping accounts are in Aku's world are.
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>>91911655
They both deserve each other.
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>>91905124
I just fucking love this idea. I wonder if the fight will mimic Jack's fight against an entire army in The First Fight.
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anyone have the latest version of this? I just got caught up on the latest episode.
and what was the reaction with all the swearing in episodes 5? that's part of the reason why it's so funny to watch them with /co/
>head looked like a penis
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>>91906633
You're not getting a sequel either way, so who cares?
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>>91911840
oh it was great
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>>91911883
Closure
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>>91912037
thanks my dude
>demongo randomly coming on screen for ten seconds
what the fuck though
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>>91912071
Genndy doesnt give a fuck.
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Reminder that we would've gotten Samurai Jack season 5 a lot sooner if not for corporate politics.

According to Genndy on the Adult Swim Q&A, he was intending to finish up Samurai jack after working on Clone wars, be it by a movie or a season 5 or what have you, but there was a management shift at Cartoon network in 2005. The new execs just didn't "get" Genndy's work, and were not willing to renew his contract, so he packed his bags and moved to Orphanage Animation.

Also note that exactly when Genndy left was around the time when Cartoon network started to lose its charm and began replacing kino shows like Samurai Jack, Megas xlr, and Duck Dodgers with flat-out mediocre shows like Squirrel Boy, My Gym partner's a Monkey, and Camp lazlo.

So CN 2005 execs, wherever you are now, keep this message at heart: you will forever be tasteless plebs.
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>>91912118
I think the pacing is really suffering something fierce, but it should be fine, depending on how retarded the ending is
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>"Samurai! It's like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
>"Stupid sexy Ashi!"
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>>91912071
Pointless cameo like Zorak
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>>91912149
Honestly I'm grateful and could care less about the pacing.
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>>91912118
THANK YOU FOR THIS PICTURE. I'VE BEEN HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MAKE IT
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>>91912037
damn the one for last week turned out nice
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>>91912149
I would pay with a arm, a leg, and half of my own blood to have back my gym partner's a monkey and camp lazlo now. Honestly, it feels like Cartoon Network is getting close to breaking under all the terrible decisions its been making lately. At some point the teen titans go bubble has to burst, forcing them to have more actual shows right?
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>>91912433
Maybe they'll beg Genndy to make a sequel series for Samurai Jack focused on Jack and Ashi's child as the protector of the new future since Jack died of old age.
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>>91907626
Aku kills pregnant Ashi and then kills jack, tortures the scott for all eternity, and kill all the people jack ever saved.
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>>91902800
This is now canon
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>>91912478
Yeah sure, that sounds cool. Also hopefully they hurry up with Swat Kats Revolution, and Galactic Kids Next Door.
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>>91912518

>Jack will literally die of fug
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>>91912562
If CN is desperate enough they'll push for it
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>>91901437
>Jack is biologically 25
i prefer 40
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>>91912071
MFW when Demongo brings back every single enemy Jack ever beaten during the final battle to fight against the rebel army.
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>>91911655
>>91911734
>"The life I lead since the beginning all at once felt betrayed."
>"My life was a simple one, I only have my pride."
>"I am changing...there may be a place in this man's soul. Not for what I may receive but of something of worth I may have for him."

These FUCKING parallels are real man!
>>
anyone have links to the episodes i havent been able to catch ep 3 and on?
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>>91913810
see >>91898449 and >>91898638
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>>91907626
Series gets cancelled
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>>91901160
>not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate timeline post-apoc cartoon w/ talking nuts and bolts
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>>91914942
>comparing /ourguy/ based phil to mutie scum like pete hines
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It's that time of the week.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LEAKS!?
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>>91898261
>Jack should be an eternal wizard,
This, he needs magic to fight Aku.
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>>91915608
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>>91915064
why want for leaks when you can the real thing soon enough?
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>>91912149
I will forever hate the Jews at Cartoon Network for canceling metalocalypse before it's time
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>>91915740
>Jack had his armor torn off piece by piece by nubile young women
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>>91916436
naked too
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>>91916585
over the course of a single episode, no less
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>>91916436
s1e3?
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>>91904565
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>>91902300

>ywn have a woman embrace you like this
>ywn have her find refuge and security in your strength as a man
>ywn have her look in your eyes and be entirely vunerable to each other
>ywn hold her close to your chest so that you can feel each other's heartbeat
>ywn touch her skin and feel her breath and smell her hair
>ywn know this level of intimacy with another human being, where the trust and affection is so implicit that you feel as if god had put an angel on earth just for each other
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>>91918574
stop
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>>91918574
please no more
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>>91918574
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>>91898077
Oh, now i understand this imagne.

He ate Ashi's pussy vagina with his mouth licker.
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>>91907626
Jack gets sent even further into the future
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>>91918574

You know what, anon? Fuck you. This isn't one of your pity parties. Everyone was just enjoying the idea of seeing two characters they're invested in consumate their relationship,

But no, you had to project your inadequacies and failures as a human being on it and everyone else.

I bet your the kind of guy who would walk into a bar on a friday evening while everyone is trying to have a nice time commiserating, and go over to the slightly out of tune player piano in the corner and start playing a hauntingly melancholy piece to draw everyone's attention and make everyone get all introspective and shit while they're inebriated, making them wonder if they're there to be happy or if they're simply trying to drown their sorrows.

Nobody asked you. Nobody wanted your insights. Whether you realize it or not, you're manipulating us.

And fuck you for making me want it.
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>>91918574
>>91919692
Did we not just have these exact same posts yesterday or have I actually gone insane?
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>>91919787
It's just the deja vu from the fact that you're dying and this is your life flashing past again and it's all bleeding over into each other as it gets to the point of your eventual death and starts over until you eventually die
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>>91919787
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>>91918574

Just end yourself.
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>>91919873
Holy fuck! Suicide Jack and Death are /co/ and Ashi is the loyal fanbase!
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>>91918574
I remember this from the last comfy thread
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>>91919692
>I bet your the kind of guy who would walk into a bar on a friday evening while everyone is trying to have a nice time commiserating, and go over to the slightly out of tune player piano in the corner and start playing
PLAY US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
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>>91918574
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>>91919787
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS THREAD BEFORE
(lower in the shit)
AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GET OUT
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>>91920183
Don't leave! We got Jashi pics!
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>>91906707
>>91906747
>>91907086

Guys, I think I created this monster. I wrote the post that drove him to respond that for the first time.
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>>91920220
Motherfucker that was me
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>>91898546
Holy shit Power Duck.
In French speaking countries he was still called Power Duck... But his initials were P.K.
Because P.D. means faggot in French.
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Was there any info released about the next episode?
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>>91920322
Only Ashi's murder face
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>>91907992
This please
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>>91918574
Are you just throwing lines from Good Will Hunting in a blender?
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>>91920240
No it was me! I am Cuttingheadsapartacus
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>>91920595

just a bit

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, desu
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>>91920608
https://youtu.be/e2sq409UGtY
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>>91920274
Paperinik, he is most commonly called.
Check out https://duckavenger.blogspot.com/
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>>91918574
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>>91906599
Sextuplets, Jack is the pinnacle of virility.
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>>91921138
six of each?
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>>91921138
So is Ashi. I sense an order of guardians birthed by these two
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>>91902300
>The realization that Ashi's black catsuit was actually her skin covered in black soot and that she was naked the whole time
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>>91921138
Scotsman had an army of daughters. Jack will too
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>>91918574
>>91918574
>you will never be another person's rock
>someone they can anchor too, secure in the knowledge that you will protect them and love them
;_;
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>>91921212
>Scotsman has army of daughters
>Jack has army of sons
>Scots and Samurai fug to produce master warrior race
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>>91921332
Oh fug
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>>91905037
Where was it confirmed that he's keeping the beard? I doubt that's true.
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>>91921632
If he shaves, she will too.
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>>91921332
YA MILK DRINKIN BAKA
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>>91917723
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

>stupid redneck hillbillies
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>>91921713
Scotsman's wife wanted Jack's magic sword
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https://twitter.com/phillamarr/status/857628970535206912

Ashi confirmed magic being
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>>91921632
We've seen boards from later on where Aku has Jack captured, and he still has the beard there.
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>>91922055
Why people couldn't understand it was a magical darkness suit. The priestess mentioned it herself that it was a pile of Aku's essence
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>>91922055
>Tesseract
>Cyborg

THEY WERE NUTS AND BOLTS ALL ALONG
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>>91922055
Someone ask him about if Jack and Ashi are in love!
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>>91922319
but does it cover their butthole and vagina? How do they poop and pee? Does the suit absorb it like in Dune?
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>>91922319
so poop?
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>>91922383
Probably moves out of the way.

Once the 'living clothing' fetishists notice this post, we're gonna see a lot of art of the Aku-suit fucking Ashi.
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>>91922327
She gonna be full of nuts SOON
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>>91922401
I prefer Jack and her fucking under the waterfall she found
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>>91922383
Phil said it was a "Terassact" suit. Terassacts are 4-dimensional geometric objects, so I imagine he means the suit can be an extra-dimensional storage units.

So they just shit/piss/bleed in the suit and it goes to another dimension.
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>>91922494
>when the samurai's dicc is EXTRA THICC
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>>91922541
>ywn have a lifetime of Ashi's poop and pee unload from another dimension onto your face
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>>91922608
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>>91922608
>Yfw ur bae's name means legs
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>>91898077
>he is old enough to be her grandfather
Literally the first thing you hear in every episode is that he does not age.
He's still in his 20s-30s.
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>>91922664
Fifty years have passed but i do not cum
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>>91922541
>So they just shit/piss/bleed in the suit and it goes to another dimension.
That means Ashi's constantly pissing herself now and she doesn't know what a toilet is.
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>>91922741
cracked me
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>>91922631
Brb taking this to >>>/aco/ to lewd it up
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>>91922741
Aku's grasp chokes my dick, my balls, and my butthole.
Hope... is lost.
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>>91922842
Gotta get back

Back to that ass

ASHI'S ASS
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>>91901361
The problem with that is that the sword is literally the only thing that can defeat Aku.

All the armies in the world don't count for Jack shit if Aku can literally steamroll them.
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>>91922936

Gotta get Jack
Jack in the Sack
Cum on my Back
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>>91922936
WACHA
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>>91922997
F I F T Y Y E A R S O F C U M S L O S H I N G I N H E R W O M B
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>everyone's going crazy for Ashi when this exists
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>>91923046
idk the exotic dance club in s1e2 was nice, and the waiter who sold Jack out was cute
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>>91922541
He was referring to his role as Cyborg. Nuts and bolts.
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>>91923113
But that was Khari Payton. Phil played Green Lantern
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Jack just nuts and bolts. He nuts and bolts.
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>>91923165
He won't bolt on his waifu
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>>91918574
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>>91923679
Have this mental image: Jack and Ashi at the rave dancing in the spotlight to Stereo Love. You're welcome
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>>91910394
>To quote Tron Legacy
>quotes War Games
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>>91923786
They were both shitty movies
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>>91923720
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>>91923887
I'm listening to that song as i post
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>>91923887
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>we'll never know what happend to lulu after x9 died
>lulu died during the timeskip
why are we here, just to suffer?
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>>91924396
Why won't aku stop bullying good bots?
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>>91924443
Shush now Jack, Ashi will always love you
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>>91908666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xpURSoE_Ng
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>>91924497
This needs to be the new Rickroll
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>>91924575
Are you two?
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>>91924597
Are you?
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>>91922055
So Aku finds out Ashi is part magic and can use that to hurt jack.

Romance relationship is out of the window.
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>>91924759
>Romance relationship is out of the window.

Why?
>>
>yfw he doesn't go back to the past to kill aku because ashi would disappear forever if he did, or he does go back to the past to kill aku knowing she'll disappear, making it a bittersweet ending
>>
ITT: show us your best "haha, benis babe"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bMCgdh5o8z
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>>91922363
He can't give that away.
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>>91924855
Says who?
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>>91924791
Clearly the suit will be a factor when Aku threatens Ashi's life.

Don't know where you guys are getting this pregnancy thing from, just from a out- of context picture
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>>91924875
That's spoilers. He was careful not to reveal Ashi's doll earlier in his nesting dolls image.
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>>91924796
So it's either a comfy ending or a bittersweet ending. I'm okay with both options.
>>
>>91907981
don't worry
he knows
>>
>>91925086
Its Genndy's fanfic. It'll be comfy
>>
>>91925086
The former ending wouldn't exactly be comfy since his family and everyone from the past he was fighting to save would be doomed to suffer in slavery until they die, and he'll have abandoned them
>>
There won't be any romance
>>
>>91898077
Jack hasn't aged biologically since he was forced into the future. Ashi is like 20 something at least.
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>>91925233
Are you sure about that?
>>
>>91925304
Yup.
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>>91925182
Let's be honest here, who cares about them anymore?
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>>91925416
Don't play these games with me, blue jack
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>>91925335
Marking May 20 as the day /co/ is reduced to autistic screeching fits when they get proven wrong
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>>91925480
Can Jack even remember their faces? Their voices? Their names?
What if at this point he's just making them up?
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>>91925582
SHUT UP
JACK FOUND HIS PURPOSE AGAIN, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD YOU BLUE SON OF A BITCH
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>>91924817
where is the original?
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>>91903373
No that's the reflection of the lighting.It's on the other dolls too.
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>>91907981
the thing is, I could see Aku doing that, and even using the exact same wording from Se7en.

Well, there'd be a 'BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" at the end.
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>>91925661
Yes Jack, just forget them all and stay in the future for the pussy-uh I mean I'm glad Jack (((regained))) his purpose!
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>>91903020
>aku is ashi's actual dad
>ashi is part aku because of this
>aku can control ashi because of this
>It's like that one bloodbending episode from avatar all over again, with aku using ashi as both a meat shield and a puppet to attack jack
>aku's just having the time of his life watching jack break down
>aku's depression is cured by using his daughter to kill someone while also possibly leading to her death in the process
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>>91925861
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>>91924796
What if she cam e back with him and it was like an alternate time line instead of a refixed future?
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>>91898399
Given Genndy has a pregnancy fetish I wouldn't be surprised.

Calling it now, here's the ending:
>Jack defeats Aku in the future
>Ashi tells him she's pregnant
>He goes to the Guardian
>he goes back in time to the night they fucked and gives himself a condom
>He doesn't go to the past because he has found family now in the future
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>>91909639
>I'm not the reason women hate me and why the only girl I can get is 2d, it's women's fault!
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>>91926085
I think i could live with that
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>>91926223
>Given Genndy has a pregnancy fetish I wouldn't be surprised.

Okay, it's very clear he has a thing for DAT ASS if you look at...literally any one of his shows where there's a human woman...but where do you get a preg fetish?
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>>91926223
what would even make you think he likes preg
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>>91926250
>>91926270
He squeezes it into like every project he's on including hotel Transylvania 1
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>>91926270
Genndy is a gentleman of refined taste
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>>91925265
And?
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>>91926223
Hasn't he technically already squeezed it into the first episode?
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>>91922985
Put the sword in a cannon and fire it at him.
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>>91926421
>implying he won't double dip
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>>91926223
>he goes back in time to the night they fucked and gives himself a condom
>He doesn't go to the past because he has found family now in the future
Do you have brain problems?
>>
>>91926467
Double dip in Ashi's snatch
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>>91926610
Not being able to discern jokes is a sign of autism Anon
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>>91926804
So is being on 4chan.
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>>91926897
By that logic, you are too.
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>>91926804
You are shit at humor, please refrain from attempting it from now on.
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>>91902050
If you're talking about the historical title then no. Female warriors in feudal japan were usually referred to Onna Bushi, literally translating to Female Warrior.

But we're talking about something akin to a class in an RPG, so it's fine.
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>>91926333
Trips confirmed
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Anyone got that C.viper album cover ft. suicidal jack?
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>>91929483
There's been quite a few
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What if ashi fugging jack is part of Aku's plan?
>>
What if all of us are Aku and we don't know it?
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>>91929751
Shut the fuck up anon, you'll expose my unspeakable shitposting!
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Hmmmmm
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>>91930062
>Ashi was literally clothed in hammerspace
Neat
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>>91907981
I could also see Aku giving Ashi the 'Tim Drake' treatment as well. Maybe he captures her an episode or two before the finale. This motivates Jack to rally any army with Ghost Scotsman and stage a daring assault on Aku's lair, only for him to reveal a brainwashed/lobotomized/corrupted Ashi.

>OH, SHE BRAVELY TRIED TO FIGHT IT AT FIRST. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD TO SEE HER SO STRONG
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>>91929751
FOOOOOL! YOU HAVE REVEALED OUR CUNNING PLAN!
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