Religious "mothers" are making a cartoon series.

Am I just a cynical asshole for watching that video and seeing a bunch of kids jump around in excitement at some religious lecture like a community and all I can think is, "This looks fucking depressing"?

What the hell is wrong with me.

>>91890710

Cynical? Maybe.

But realistically, it is depressing to see these kids excited over fucking religious indoctrination.

Also, LOL at a group of a few thousand busybody moms (at best!) trying to make a cartoon.

You know what, let them do it. I want to see it crash and burn

>>91890666
Maybe the stuff that they do to other cartoons should happen to them.

>>91891602

Well, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what is going to happen. The DVD will sell a couple hundred copies (mostly to OMM members), then it'll be forgotten about and OMM will stop trying to do shit that is going to lose them money.

Indifference is a wonderful insult. It is also the best way to ensure a career failure. Whether love or hate, any reaction can be manipulated and used for one's own gain - but no reaction is the kiss of death.

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>>91890666
"Ryan Defrates: Secret Agent" is an animated action-adventure series about a young spy with a whole lot to learn! He's arrogant and reckless and always insists on working alone. That is, until the day he's paired with a very unlikely partner... his mom

HIS MOM
I
S
M
O
M
!

but will it dethrone the vagatable fables?

>>91890666

I'm not sure, Satan. I don't think it will do very well. But thats just my opinion, my Dark Lord.

>>91891930
are they specifically looking to have a TON of porn made for this show? because that seems like the best possible strategy for porn.

>>91891930
>That is, until the day he's paired with a very unlikely partner... his mom

How the fuck does that even happen?

>Agent Bower got shot sixteen times in the face, we need to get someone new. Check our lists and contacts with Interpol, UNCLE, and ODIN.
>Why don't we just get Deb?
>Who the fuck is Deb?
>She's Agent Defrates' mom.
>That douchebag kid down in processing? I mean, I guess we could. What agency does she work for? Is she a weapons specialist, a sniper, what?
>Nah, nah, none of that. She runs the cash register at CVS.
>Is she a mutant, at least? Like, a reject from the Avengers?
>Nah, just some lady.
>...you know what, just give her a call. Let's see her chops.

>>91892019
it seems like your really stretching to discuss another topic on this thread, anon

>>91891985
We must draw incest porn of these two and send it to 1MM and American Family Studios just to see what happens

You think they can top those Jehova witness indoctrination videos?

>>91892038
please make it femdom incest porn. MILFs one-upping and humiliating and molesting their masculine adult sons is LITERALLY the most patrician fetish

>>91890666
>It's gonna be shit right?
Yes. It's adults trying to be 'cool' and send a wholesome message at the same time, has that ever not been aweful?

>>91890666
>dox cartoon networks and advertisers

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>>91892061
Don't forgeth they are sending wholesome message... WITH JESUS!

>>91891971
veggietales best tales

>>91891930
I can feel the record scratch

>>91892061
Veggie tales was good but besides that I don't think its ever been done we'll

>>91890666
It's so white. Really, years of tokenism made me expect a black best friend or similar crap but the only minority is deep on the background. This could be /pol/ favorite cartoon

>>91892093
Is being spanked by Christ a fetish now?

>>91892129
>there
their*

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Seems to be three episodes made, but you have to buy them.

>>91892143
not particularly, christians usually just spank their kids when they do bad stuff and people attribute sexual feelings to that because they're perverts or they want to slander an opposing group by making them seem like perverts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2wDgTtT80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYhKE1TGH3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LfQBj3YC3E

>>91890666
It is gonna be terrible, but all religious cartoons (except veggietales) are bad. I just hate this group because of all the dumb shit they protest. Like, one of the related articles in that 1MM site is a campaign to urge Payless shoes to pull advertising from a show that's TV-14 because it's not a family friendly show. It's TV14 of course it's not family friendly you dumb bitch! Why would you give a shit about a shoe company airing its ads on a show? Why invest time into something that does literally nothing. Payless is gonna keep their ads there and you wasted time trying to convince them otherwise. Fuck this gay earth

>>91891586
>But realistically, it is depressing to see these kids excited over fucking religious indoctrination.

This.

Shit like this is more than depressing. It's almost criminal, really.

>>91892093
Man, Jesus must really love spanking Japanese people then

The full intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwZ2xYNHk_c

>>91891985
>draw rule 34 of the show
>1MM has a full blown freakout
this is the best idea

>>91892093
>kids get cancer because they're naughty
wew

>>91892222
I can already see the edits of this cover. It's too fucking easy

>>91892222
Is that his mom?
this would be so easy to make porn of

>>91892262
I second this.

>>91890666
If you're going to make a religious show, why not actually base it on Christian mythology? It's interesting as fuck and so underused. Prince of Egypt is probably the only animated film that does something with it.

>>91892320
wasn't that more Jewish mythology?

>>91892093
I imagine the logical result of hitting a beehive with a stick would be punishment enough.

Also, I love how these fundie messages always make the good Lord look like a complete asshole. Apparently all those polio, black plague, and ebola victims were a right bunch of misbehaving cunts the lot of them.

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wow

>>91892325
Old Testament is still part of the Christian bible.

>>91892320
Prince of Egypt was so fucking good.

>>91892334
>Also, I love how these fundie messages always make the good Lord look like a complete asshole

Just like in the Old Testament!

>>91892346
They would be so easy to fuck with.

>>91892260
>is that my... mom?

If that's what his mother looks like now, I want some sweet sweet /ss/ fanart to come out of this at least

>>91892143
The Salms said that a loving father get his son used to spanking

>>91892059
>femdom
>patrician

You poor soul.

>>91892325
it's both until the new testament when jesus starts whipping jews and gets jfk'd in rome

>>91892346
oh shit boys here we go...

>>91892093
Wow this is fucked up.

>>91892346
>Thanks you for commenting, Eliza Pancakes!
I'm laughing at this way more than I should be

>>91892325
You act as if Christianity taking mythology and traditions from other cultures and giving it a Jesus painting is uncommon

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>>91892346
Baiting these people is a piece of cake.

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>>91890666
we gotta find a waifu and make porn of it, that'll show them! (blind chick doesn't count)

>>91892346
Oh these sweet summer children

>>91892320
Anon, pls, you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.

Ophanim are the best, by the way.

>>91892364
Before God started taking his meds.

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>>91891665

>>91890666
When is this getting gay R34?

>>91892459
Before the got laid

>>91892440
she ain't blind, she a cool mom

>>91892346
https://youtu.be/9CntYKujD-M

Here's the preview for episode 1

>>91892479
Defrates should definitely get it from his BBC boss

>>91892459
Showing kids how cool angels are would probably do a better job of convincing them to believe in God then watching some shitty secret agent cartoon.

>>91892459
>you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.
they really should, christianity has never been all about "just be nice to everyone bruh" there has always been right and wrong and consequences for those actions

...So, was someone over at 1MM watching or reading up on Get Smart, read about how Mel Brooks had to fight the network on not having Maxwell Smart's lives-with-him-mom be a cast member, and think it was a BRILLIANT idea the heathens scrapped?

*shrugs*

I like the idea of rule-34ing this shit as payback, but really, only 1MM people are going to buy this, and if it's only direct to DVD with no outlet like cable, or Netflix/hulu, the only other people who'd possibly get it are wal-mart shoppers diving through the 4 buck DVD bin.

5 years from now, it'll resurface in one of those "Did anyone else ever watch this?" /co/ threads and then we'll all have a big laugh about the outrageous amount of porn some guy named Karl drew of it back in the day, and move on to complaining about zombie Simpsons or how the DC movies sucked even after Synder was eaten by mutant spiders.

>>91892093
Jesus is like
>"Don't be pokin' 'round that beeh- GIRL THAT'S IT! YOUR ASS IS GETTIN' BEE ALLERGIES"!

I wonder what type of over religious plots their gonna have like Ryan mom teaching him the benefits of following the Ten Commandments

>Jesus Camp: The Cartoon
I'm on board, even if just to be able to say I was there when everything crashed and burned

>>91890666
>2017
>still being a religious reactionary

They should have gotten on the tumblr bandwagon to ban sex instead

>>91892547
Maybe something about homos are bad? One Million Moms really hate the gays.

>>91892440
>(blind chick doesn't count)
Well they wouldn't see it coming.

>>91892547
>Ryan's mom teaches about the evils of birth control and condoms

These people sound like a barrel of fun


https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns

>>91891930
ROB SCHNEIDER IS: A SECRET AGENT.

>>91892524
>I like the idea of rule-34ing this shit as payback
What if Rule 34 of the show was sent before the show came out? Do you think they would cancel it completely?

>>91892621
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS HARDEST MISSION YET... SPENDING TIME WITH HIS MOM

>>91892622
I dunno, is 1MM even aware of porn on the internet? I imagine they think it's still like all magazines from filthy adult shops and maybe slut-shaming blackmail material from cellphones.

>>91892197
There's barely any visible age difference between him and his mom. Now how will anyone be able to tell the porn is mother/son?

>>91890666
>https://vimeo.com/209755149

>Secret agent schtick

Tripped before starting the race.

>>91892651
I think they know of real porn being available on the internet, but probably not r34.

>>91892459
>Anon, pls, you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.

You know what?

I love wacky angels. I love flaming wheels with tons of eyes and hundred-winged beads of fire and etc etc etc.

But there probably aren't even three lines in the Bible where an angel actually does the "FEAR NOT" thing, and most of the time they just look like humans. Most of the descriptions of wacky insane angels are esoterica and beardy references to older mythology by scholarly Jews with lots of time on their hands and egos to preen.

I've never seen Veggie Tales, but from the comments here I assume that its creators were interested/passionate about telling some actual stories and entertaining kids.

Are there any examples of good cartoons where it's obvious the makers cared less about the medium and more about pushing morals on people as an ulterior motive?

>>91892524
>>91892622
>>91892651
Guys, I'd really rather we didn't make these lunatics aware of r34.

There's nothing like unhinged soccer moms for starting controversy over stuff.

>>91892698
Veggie Tales has had some legit talent work on it. Doug TenNapel, the Earthworm Jim guy, worked on it at some point for example.

>>91892698
No.

Well, I guess that NK cartoon with the evil American super wolves is pretty hilarious.

>>91892501
>his fucking voice

This VA is a faggot in denial.

>>91892519
I know for certain if Christian directors went with the high fantasy action take using Christian stories, people would be a lot more interested, instead of another, "I'm an atheist until muh terminal butt disease vanished into thin air, now I believe!"

>>91892698
>I've never seen Veggie Tales, but from the comments here I assume that its creators were interested/passionate about telling some actual stories and entertaining kids.
The thing about VeggieTales (at least, what I remember) is it didn't shove Jesus down your throat throughout the episode. The only time they really talked about the Bible and God was at the end of the show after the main story.

>>91892698
>Are there any examples of good cartoons where it's obvious the makers cared less about the medium and more about pushing morals on people as an ulterior motive?
are you fishing for "Steven Universe"?

>>91892501
Why is NZ not on that map in the background.

Also

>that animation

>>91892759
how did people react to Chronicles of Narnia?

>>91892768
SU isn't widely accepted as good and it arguably originally cared about the medium as much as the morals during the first two seasons.

I just learned that this Veggie Tales thing existed.

This actually went on air in civilized nations?

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>>91892724
>Honestly thinks unhinged soccer moms could wipe all the porn of the internet.

>>91892759
American protestantism has always produced terrible art, probably because of it's roots in puritanism.
American catholic's meanwhile have produced some amazing cinema.

>>91892796
>SU isn't widely accepted as good

It kinda is.

/co/ is basically the only place that dislikes it, and even here it has a fucking ginormous fanbase.

>>91892797
>This actually went on air in civilized nations?
Yes, do you have a problem with that? VeggieTales isn't a bad show, dude.

>>91892724
What can they do? No one listens to them, they just squawk noisily at things they don't like, hoping something will be done. If they couldn't stop Payless from advertising on a TV show they don't approve of what could they do against ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET

>>91892821
Honestly, I think most people dislike SU but are simply silent about it because they don't want to get shit on for not liking the "progressive" show. It's the same reason that the left seems so widespread but always seems to lose in elections.

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holy kek going through their website makes my sides hurt
>https://onemillionmoms.com/successes
>thinks they actually did something

>>91892759
(European) Protestant here.

I'll be the first to admit that there's a severe lack of quality protestant religious art.

Catholics and (especially) Orthodox people have it nailed down, though.

>>91892866
>show gets praised everywhere
>"n-no it's just t-that people are afraid..."

Please. I don't really know huge amounts about the show, but I know it's liked by a whole fuckton of people.

And dude, do you realize we just came out of two terms with a left leaning president? You retarded or just born yesterday?

>>91892920
>muppets gets cancelled
Do they really think they're the reason for that?

>>91892547
>>91892577
Or Ryan's mom preaching thou shall not kill in the middle of an whistleblower assaination

>>91892866
Please don't turn this into another SU hate thread. I think we've got enough of those

>>91892262
Not even casual stuff, man. Lets bring /d on this and see what they can come up with.

>>91891930
>she knows more about cutting coupons then cutting down on crime
>then

Do they not have proof-readers?
Of course not, they're over-protective mothers focusing on either turning their kids into serial killers or giving them an Oedipus complex.

>>91892998
Yes they do, it's not like it was off to a rough start and a new showrunner was brought in mid-season but the damage had been done. It was completely them. why would you think any different?

>>91892093
So what? He book of Job is no longer a thing now?

>Job is a wealthy guy who has had all the luck and worships God in all the right ways.
>Satan makes a wager with God that his most devout follower wouldn't be so faithful if he didn't have such a good life.
>God allows Satan to turn Job's life to shit.
>Loses all his money, friends, family, gets a mysterious disease and lives in a pile of shit.
>Literally in a pile of manure since he lost his house.
>Everyone blames Job since he must've done something awful for God to allow this to happen.
>Job doesn't care and still worships God devoutly.
>God say's "I told ya so" and makes Job healthy again and even richer than before.
Moral: misfortune in your life is in no way a divine punishment for your sins.

>>91892945
>>91892810
It's funny, most other films or other art pieces based on religion is a celebration of those beliefs and its mythology and ideals. Anything having to do with Christianity is about trying to get people to become Christians

Watch as /co/ starts watching this "ironically" and gets into it and starts having generals about it because "it's so bad".

>>91893058
Most Christian's haven't actually read the bible.

>>91892768
I wasn't, actually.
I don't have much of a problem with the show as much as the fanbase. Also, I didn't want to start an off topic flame war.
>>91892320
I'm a huge mythology nerd, so that sounds kind of rad. Depending on how deep you go, I'm not sure how well Christians would receive it though.

>>91893058
"Greed and ample wealth are bad, God says so!"
>Shut man, here's a fuck ton of money as thanks for helping me win a bet with Satan

How's this for a Christian movie or TV show. Jesus come a back and fights the Seven Princes of Hell to try and stop the end of the world, and the finale is Super Christ fighting the three beasts of the apocalypse

>>91893053
Kinda pissed of by that, it wasn't their show if they didn't like it why didn't they just not fucking watching instead of petitioning it

Anyone else notice how the villain in green is a caricature of a Jew?
I mean, it's not subtle.

>>91893224
They didn't like it because
>The comedy series lasted only one season after 1MM warned parents the new adaptation of “The Muppets” was for adults only.

>>91893240
will /pol/ come in here declaring this show "based"?
worse, will false-flag fake-/pol/ come in here and call it based?

>>91893224
Because it offends their personal interests, and if something does that, it must be removed , regardless of anyone else's interest. You think anyone else's opinion matters?

>>91893319
It's amazing how little self awareness they have that logic works both ways and people against your religious propaganda can protest it

>>91893316
You really think /pol/ of all boards would support Christian garbage made by a bunch of fucking soccer moms?

>>91893240
good shit good shit

but that doesn't really matter because they're an offshoot of the public seen as similar to the westboro baptist church and have no influence over anyone.

even if they did there would be no consequences because the Jewish stereotype is seen as to meek and faggy to be any mastermind or bad guy ever and is always the victim (see family guy)

>>91893375
yes

>>91893375
/pol/ has become much more christian friendly recently

>>91893384
>to
too

>>91893316
Why does it matter?

>>91893375
Absolutely.

>>91893138
You can be wealthy without being greedy.

It's often connected but there's no intrinsic connection.

>>91892564
tumblr's already conspiring to make slash fanart

>>91892738
doug's involvement is with the netflix series

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>>91893375
>>91893316
"Deus Vult"

>>91893439
...links?

>>91893375
Of course.

>>91893064
That's because you've only watched works by evangelical christian.

Try watching something by Andrei Tarkovsky, or Martin Scorsese's recent film "Silence". There's movies about christianity.

>>91893470
>>91893439
There's already some porn on this blog
https://ryandefratessecretgaygent.tumblr.com/

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>>91890666
>>91891930
so the only logical thing to do is to make as much porn of this show as feasibly possible, correct? Make it so that you can't google this thing without finding more porn than anything else?

>>91893507
Tarkovsky is Orthodox and Scorsese is Catholic. Not protestants.

>>91892038
We need every hand on deck here boys, we send tons of porn. Too much potential can be lost here without a constant stream of filth tweeted, emailed, facebooked, and whatever Christian version of communication these poor in-filthed mothers have.

>>91893570
The Seventh Seal

>>91893549
Nice

>>91893561
It's too bad the characters look like shit.

>>91893064
Evangelical Christianity is a pox upon America.

Look to creators from elsewhere if you want anything good.

>>91890666

Satan trips now this is spoopy

Ah yes OMM I remember when they tried to cancel Loud House for Clyde's dads

But I didn't know about that Disney Show about the girl finding out that her so called older sister is really her mom

I mean wow Disney didn't know you were going to try something like that

>>91893632
Bergman was Lutheran which is still different from American Protestantism.

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I feel like Zone right now, snapping screenshots for lewds

I'm gonna draw the most on-model lewds i can muster, just you all wait.

>>91893570
You said "Christianity", not protestants, that's why I got confused.

The only really good protestant works I can think of are danish ones (, all the good English-language works I know are 400 years old.

>>91893632
Was Bergman even religious?

>>91891985
Hmmmm

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>>91893650
>caring what the characters look like
This is no time for standards, we have god's will to undo!

>>91893708
Bergman's father was a minister and he seemed to have a very fraught relationship with religion.

We're totally going to start fucking with them right? Can we send them "episode ideas"

>>91893691
Pls do. I was gonna go to a cactus show but I feel like I have a duty here

>>91890666
Isn't this just a ripoff of Burn Notice?

But without Bruce Campbell to make it worth watching?

How is /co/ gonna feel when it saves cartoons from the faggotry currently attacking it?

>>91893787
>How is /co/ gonna feel when it saves cartoons from the faggotry currently attacking it?
yeah man, this cartoon will be the IRL equivalent of naruto saving the leaf village from gays in dresses.

Think they'll get Nolan North to do a voice or two?

>>91893787

Let us know if you're still here when it comes out.

>>91893778
That's very disrespectful thing to say, ankn.

Micheal was burned, meaning he was no longer a spy. His mother never part of the org, nor was gf (much) of a naggy cunt.

I first thought, how bad could it be? It's not like having fags/not having fags really affects a shows quality. But then,
>"...but her wisdom and kindness somehow always seem to save the day."

What a shitty way to resolve things in a supposed action-adventure show.

The only good that can come of this is pissing off soccer moms. Please proceed.

>>91893691
do you have any full body screenshots of the black guy?

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>>91893967
Pretty basic build for a boss

>>91894009
sweet thanks. I'm not really a fan of yaoi but I can put that aside for a good cause.

>>91891930
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

>>91893708
Catholics are pagans in disguise. They have more in common with the ancient pagans than with the Bible

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oh no...

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>>91894279
Anon, that's lewd

>>91894279
oh jeez

>>91890666
so you're telling me that grannies clowns and hot sauce are down with the devil?

>>91892320
christian mythology is just a kike on stick.

you probably (don't) want a jewish mythology

>>91890710
Well the first thing i said to myself is that he sleep with his sister.

>>91894416
>muh christianity is a kike subversion

>>91890666
the fuck is this bitch doing swinging around a purse for?
she look like one of them soccer moms that just discovered the latest social media trend.

>>91892765
they also stuck with old testament stories, which tend to be more interesting and are easier to write in a slightly less preachy way

>>91894458
thats because she is

>>91894009
>what the hell was that?.jpeg

>>91893375
Hell yes.

>>91893375

wtf i love veggietales now!

>>91892235
>all religious cartoons (except veggietales) are bad
Anyone else remember when /co/ discovered Little Dogs on the Prairie? Consensus was it was the only Christian themed cartoon done right.

>>91893949
Good, I'd love to see soccer moms vs soccer moms

>>91894416
Doesn't Jewish mythology feature a giant clay robot and God fighting giant monsters at the end of the world

>>91891985
Just look at the art style, they clearly want that hot Esurance audience.

>>91892059
The whole point of the show existing is to sell to the "one million moms" that mommy is the most important part of the family. They're really trying to get their fingers deep up mommy's snatch with that marketing blurb because they know she's the one buying it, not the children. Therefore it should be hardcore degradation, "get the fuck back to the kitchen bitch!" femsub humiliation shit.

>>91892059
I want porn of her raping her son to keep him straight

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>>91895136
I love you.

>>91890666
>>91892260
Damn, Samurai Jack has gotten shittier, it should've stayed dead.

>>91892524
So I was drawin' a bit of arse the other day-
>Karl, you mank moron, why were you drawing arse?
There was this show innit, an' it was about... uh... a spy, right? A spy, only it wasn't just a spy, it was his mum too innit?
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>>Shut up! Shut up, I want to hear this!
And I thought, might be fun to draw a bit of arse of the mum, yeah?
>You stupid mank fucking moron! You goddamn orange headed twat!

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>>91894279
alright, here we go. It's not very lewd but it is gay

http://i.imgur.com/J4RSNRX.png

>>91892606
>defund planned parenthood
Are they, dare I say /ourmoms/?

>>91895350

ok i kek'd

>>91895445
only if you're sexist and racist and a nazi

>>91890666
>watched the preview
Well this looks horrible..
>"and christian beliefs!"
nope

>But what's this? A video right next to it
>David Butts
>spend the next two minutes laughing about that name

Bad part is most of OMM is actually middle aged men in suits.

>>91895542
how do you know? The defunding of planned parenthood is a little fishy, it helps with a lot of services women need, I don't see why any woman would be against it.

>>91895606
>I don't see why any woman would be against it.
some women are christian and don't believe the public should pay for either contraceptives for others when it's against their beliefs to have premarital sex.

some people want others to have to fund the bill for their actions and whatever consequences happen because of it.

some people think that abortion is murder.

there's a lot of varying opinions out there anon.

>>91894769
I dunno we thought if Tumblr fought itself it'd die but it just grew weird and strong. What if Soccer Moms end up a mutant strain that can't be destroyed?

>>91893691
You're a good one anon. Draw your lewds, make them great.

>>91893064

Here's the reason for that: movies about Christianity are not the same as movies made by Christians. The former can be about exploring either the effects of religion on a person's morals and ethics or the stories contained within the Bible. The latter is an excuse to use the trappings of the secular world - the tangible details, if you will - to preach toward an existing choir of fellow believers.

Movies like "God's Not Dead" are not made to convert other people or explore the issues of faith and religion. They are made to help Christians feel like martyrs who suffer for their religion (and feel superior to the atheists who are always written as two-dimensional assholes in such films).

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>>91895815
imgur.com/a/0BolL

This budget-flash style was actually harder to pull off than i thought, but i think i managed.

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>>91895934
>(and feel superior to the atheists who are always written as two-dimensional assholes in such films).
which is literally the case on all sides of the debate

>>91890666
>Satanic trips intensify

So basically, the creator is a mind control expert and thinks he's going to warp kids minds towards his religion through a cartoon.

I've seen and heard worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

>>91895980

Don't get me wrong, atheists can be smug sacks of shit, too. But they don't generally go around making films and whatnot that are meant only for atheists, and only to help atheists feel like even bigger sacks of smug.

>>91895992
>So basically now Christians are trying to subvert the nation they created to become christian again in the future.

>>91895976
You're doing God's work, Anon.

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>>91896013
they do, they're just slightly more subtle with it and make raunchy jokes while they do it.

>>91896013
His Dark Materials (books) comes the closest to this I've seen but even that was not that bad, not really all about atheism and subtle at least compared to Christ films.

>>91895980
Rick & Morty is often obnoxious but its whole focus isn't on atheism at least (fuck, Satan even exists). Mostly it's just wacky sci-fi.

Atheist works can be irritating but they're rarely on the level of religious propaganda shit from whatever religion to be honest, it's rare that the atheism is actually just the entire story and point.

>>91896018
Not entirely true. While many Christians came to the new world, they mostly came to escape persecution for their beliefs. They were the apostates of their time. And they largely agreed that the state should never be used to promote or persecute anyone for their religion.
That's not the same as creating a Christian nation. Far from it.

>>91895980
Rick and Morty is an absurdist piece, its criticisms of religion are very nuanced and don't rely on straw men arguments and are more focused on showing how everyone is illogical and strange deep down, including religious people.

If you want to have a good example of the smug atheist, I'd go to Brian from Family Guy. He's just a smug asshole.

>>91890666
Please learn to write correctly.

>>91890666
>Let's face it... entertainment media has a secular agenda they are forcing on society.

Couldn't read any further. The only good thing that can come of this is the joy we will get when this shit bombs

>>91896155
their persecution was the king rewriting their religion to say that divorce was hunkydory.
they wanted a nation where nobody could tell them how to be christian, but they all started out christian and most of the laws were founded and steeped in christian beliefs.

>>91896193
>Couldn't read any further.
are you implying there isn't an anti-religious bias in hollywood?

>>91892143
I'll punch out a few erotica stories just to be safe.

>>91895350
1 MILLION MOM'S GONNA FLIP!!

>>91892260

>Ryan Defrates

>I Am The Greatest

Those cheeky fucks.

>>91890666
The 666 trips on OPs post is too beautiful. I can only imagine these fucks finding this post and actually thinking Satan is OP.

>>91896155
Fun fact the early pilgrims didn't come to the Americas because of religious persecution, they fled England to the Netherlands for that reason. Then they left the Netherlands and went to America because the Dutch were extremely accepting of all Christian denominations and the Pilgrims were worried that such tolerant behavior would rub off on their children.
They didn't come to America to escape discrimination, they came to America so they could persecute others more freely.

>>91896211
I think there is a "what will make up money" bias in hollywood.

>>91891930
Mallory Archer?

>>91896256
>They didn't come to America to escape discrimination, they came to America so they could persecute others more freely.
Except the first english colonies that were given land contracts were english ships from England.
Muh Jamestown and all that.

>>91896294

...oh my God, this is a Christian version of Archer.

CALL THE KIDS, I WANT THEM TO LAUGH AT THIS FOOLISHNESS

>>91892586

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIING

so the old lady isn't his mom?

>>91896296
From what I recall, they were supplied with a steady stream of bondsmen Parliament culled from Levelers and other proto-socialist sectarians. They shipped so many of them over that corrupted bits and pieces of leveler-doctrine still remain a potent force.

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>>91896449
His mum is the bloke on the left

>>91894416
Fuck off I wanna see a Godzilla-style fight between the Behemoth and the Leviathan

>>91895678
I just can't imagine a person bleeding from their crotch monthly and thinking "yea I should pay money for this personally".

>>91896608
that'd be sick.

>>91890666
>the obvious bad guy nerd
Ew.

Just give Phil Vischer some money.

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>>91891930
Porn of the mom when?

Hell, this concept actually sounds like something /co/ would make, but there'd be a lot more high cut dresses and potentially incestuous situations

>>91896564

Looks more like his sister.

...BROTHER/SISTER ROLEPLAY INCEST LEWDS WHEN

>>91892765
They directly adapted Bible stories, so it was clearly made from a Christian perspective.

>>91893058
Man, I'm sure glad Job's first family was able to learn their lesson

>>91896631
Ziz could be just like Mothra. Millenia old middle-eastern monsters are rad as shit.

>>91896744

So was "The Ten Commandments", and nobody felt like that particular film was preachy as fuck.

>>91896076
*Satan's work. This is a Christian show.

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>>91896814
>Implying Christian show's aren't doing Satan's work

Not much makes me less likely to want to believe there is a merciful God than heavy handed, shitty cartoons

>>91895445
kill yourself

>>91896608
Everyone forgets Ziz

>>91896916
nobody forgets Zyzz though.

>>91890666
Satan what are we going to do when it isn't that bad? And ends up getting a general?

>>91896916
I did talk about Ziz being like Mothra tho. You know who else we need? Re'em

>>91896950
Extensively document the homosexual undertones probably

>>91896998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410

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Have some faith, /co/

>>91897007
I'd love a kaiju movie with the three beasts going ham on each other and destroying the world around then, and then Jesus shows up and it becomes a super hero movie with Jesus fighting the three while they fight each other.

https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/time-sensitive-urge-congress-to-defund-planned-parenthood-now/
>“Shea’s” delusional belief that he can be a woman and a mother suggests the absurd idea that belief can alter reality.
kek

>>91897128
>suggests the absurd idea that belief can alter reality.
Yup, that's irony right there.

>>91897128
wrong link
https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/dove-ad-features-dad-pretending-to-be-mom/

>>91896998
What would happen if someone linked tumblr?

>>91892003

I absolutely think we should start making porn right now and see if we can crash the entire project before it even starts. I have no doubt that a bunch of conservative Christian moms will go nuclear if you as much as draw the character without a shirt.

>>91897105
Jesus sacrifices himself to destroy the monsters to come back three days later as Mecha-Jesus. Then he fights the Devil.

>>91897238
whoops meant to reply to >>91891985

>>91892806
It's not like they aren't already trying

>>91897238

>crash the entire project before it even starts

It's really kind of too late to stop production; they already have a DVD release dated and all.

But hey, drive down DVD sales to near-zero? NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE.

>>91897238
Its gonna crash anyways, nobody is going to watch this garbage, if we are making porn lets do it for a quick laugh

>>91893375
/pol/ hides behind twenty different layers of contrainism, counter-counter-culture, shitposting and extremism.

I can see it.

>>91892320
While this would be cool as fuck, I can guarantee you telling actual animated adaptations would piss off the exact people who want to feed religious shows down their kid's gullet. If its not animated by five Russian kids on crack and written with a one year old in mind, they usually hate it.

I mean the other side would hate it too but that's a given.

>>91897342

>I mean the other side would hate it too

"The Ten Commandments" is a Bible story and I love the shit out of that film. It's about how you approach the adaptation, not the source material.

>>91892724
The fuck are they gonna do, try to ban porn in every country? Even if they somehow (impossibly) make it illegal in the US, I can still get my filthy porn from Japan.

>>91897422
not porn in general, i can imagine them going after the rule 34 website thinking its the source or something

>>91890666
>Satan getting mad at Christians making a degeneracy free cartoon

Thanks anyway, I like collecting those type of cartoons.

>>91896564
Futa Mom when

>>91897287
Damn. Well, we can always shoot for the moon if we can't hit the sun.

>>91891930
Isn't this basically Archer?

>>91897382
That's a good point, I mean I consider myself fairly non-religious but both Prince of Egypt and Ten Commandments are flat out masterpieces as far as I'm concerned. So maybe its just the Christians getting pissed about people telling Christian stories.

I guess nobody's getting it 'right' enough for them?

>>91897462
I seriously doubt they can actually do anything about it. Like, right off the top of my head I can think of several successful ways to attack that site, but I seriously doubt these fucks could come up with anything besides starting a petition for themselves to sign.

>>91896759
It's okay anon, they were heathens and women and thus, not actually people.

>>91892262
It's like Chris Chan all over again.

>>91893660
>Evangelical Christianity is a pox upon America.
This. Always bothering people who are just minding their own business, condemning others for doing perfectly legal things, and worst of all sticking their prudish, uneducated noses in government. Because of them we get pants-on-head retarded laws that restrict the basic freedoms of American citizens all because their preacher said the homos aren't people. This coupled with their ridiculous belief that America is still a "Christian nation" just holds us all back from moving forward into the future.

>>91897607

For the Evangelicals (who are largely the ones bitching about that kind of shit), "Christian media" should be focused on making Christians out to be paragons of virtue upon whom untold suffering is unleashed so that they may come out from that suffering as even better people. Since movies like "Prince of Egypy" and "The Ten Commandments" (as well as "Noah", "The Last Temptation of Christ", and other Bible-inspired films) focus on telling the actual Bible stories rather than telling stories about Bible thumpers and their clear moral superiority to everyone else, of course the Evangelicals hate those movies. That's why they make shit like "God's Not Dead": they want to "outdo" Hollywood by taking its secular bullshit and making films "for Christians"...who want their moral superiority reinforced through the lens of modern media.

>>91896759
*tips*
God is the controller of all life. Job's first family returned to him, why would he bring them back?

>inb4Jesusressurections
Those had a different context and a completely different purpose.

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>The inevitable "Ryan Defrates vs. the Gay Agenda" episode

Spreading hate through cartoons. This won't end well for them.

>>91897685
>accepting faggotry is moving into the future
Well maybe if you are a homo.

>>91897802

Accepting that queermos deserve equal civil rights and the due protection of law does not mean you have to become a queermo yourself, Reverend Jim Bob.

>>91897846
>equal civil rights and the due protection of law
how were they not getting this before gay marriage was legalized?

>one million moms
>membership count is 5 figures at most, not even remotely close to 6 figures
???

>>91897846
True, I agree they deserve equal rights. But of course I mean equal rights, not special rights such as 'call me my pronouns or be fined'.

>>91897246
Whole movie has Jesus fighting the seven devil princes, dying, and coming back in seven days as super Jesus to fight the beasts

Reading about them, the sound pretty based and right on, not even religious.

Good for them for trying to clean up degeneracy, at least a little bit. I doubt the cartoon will be good but it'll be harmless.

>>91897867

Anti-LGBT discrimination is still fully legal in over 20 states. "Married on Sunday, fired on Monday" is not just a pithy rhyme, it is an actual reality that can happen because no federal anti-discrimination laws exist that protect people on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. Those 20-plus states do not have such laws, either. Individual cities have tried to enact them, some meeting with success (Charlotte, North Carolina) only to have it rolled back by assholes in state legislatures (North Carolina's HB2).

>>91897894

That is pretty much all queermos want - to be treated equally under the law and not face discrimination based on their being queermos. (Well, the average queermo does. Those radical ones can get a little pushy.)

>>91897961

They're dumbasses who make calls to censor "degeneracy" in any form, including gay characters in any form of media that might remotely target kids as an audience. They're not even a group of "one million"; they are just several thousand busybody Evangelicals, at best.

>>91897995
LGBT stuff has no business in children's media anyway, nothing overtly sexual does.

I fail to see the problem, they will make something corny and out of touch but their actual complaints seem pretty valid to me.

>>91897995
In states like michigan you can fire anyone for any reason
why should private companies not be able to fire employees that they do not believe represent their company well?

>>91897961
If you believe they make sound and reasonable arguments you could send them an appreciation email.

>>91898051
>LGBT stuff has no business in children's media anyway
Why not? LGBT children exist

>>91897995
>Anti-LGBT discrimination is still fully legal in over 20 states. "Married on Sunday, fired on Monday" is not just a pithy rhyme, it is an actual reality that can happen because no federal anti-discrimination laws exist that protect people on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
Those shouldn't even exist anyway. People should be able to be fired for any purpose. Don't want to be fired? Sign a contract that estipulates a limit or find a public service.

>>91898051

>nothing overtly sexual does

Ah, now that gets to an interesting question: Why is it that a straight couple showing a public display of affection (e.g., kissing each other on the lips for a brief moment) is "normal", but a gay couple doing the exact same thing is "sexual"? Why is heteronormative romance fine and dandy, but homosexual romance inherently "sexual" for no reason other than it involves gay people?

>>91897995
I don't want LGBT stuff in my kid stuff. I wouldn't call for censorship, but I certainly would rather this media was only available in liberal channels so they can be easily blacklisted.

>>91898056
>>91898131

And Black people should be able to be fired because they're Black, right?

>>91898114
>LGBT children exist
Johnny dresses like a girl because his two fat dykes mothers is not a good example.

>>91898174

Then you basically want to watch cartoons that are only like this one.

>>91898131
People should only be able to be fired if they failed to do their job, not because they are Gay/Black/A Women/An Atheist/Has a Stupid Face etc.

>>91898114
There are kids with drug addictions, schizophrenia and obesity, does that mean they deserve to be represented?

>>91898199
those two fat dyke mothers were once two fat dyke children, anon

>>91898210

I don't see why not. What kind of value must a person's life have to you before they can be represented in the media?

>>91898179
>People should be fired by any purpose
>And black people should be...
Yes you fucking retard. That's exactly what I said: any purpose. If my business is private goverment shouldn't put his nose in who I can or cannot hire or keep.

>>91898136
>Why is heteronormative romance fine and dandy,
because hetero-normative romance generally enforces nuclear family beliefs which are the best to raise children in.

and when it is hetero-normative sex for the sake of sex the people who bitch about gays in cartoons also bitch about that as well.

>>91898179
absolutely, and german people should be able to be fired for being german.
and irish people should be able to be fired for being irish.
and nazis should be able to be fired for being nazis.

anyone should be able to be fired from a private company for literally any fucking reason.

>>91898210
Drug addictions probably a bit too heavy for children's media, but mental disorders could definitely use more representation to destigmatize it and allow kids to see that it can be handled with help would be fine. And having fat kids that aren't just there for food jokes would be a good change of pace.

>>91898205
And why is that, since I'm the owner paying his salary, the business and the taxes? Because the overlord goverment who decides what is morally right and jail if you digress says it's wrong?

>>91898222
Actually they got fat after they got older, alongside painting their hair pink and purple over too much /tumblr/ and lack of getting laid.

>>91898232

So you believe a woman should be able to fire a man just for being a man, or a queermo able to fire a straight person for being straight (or a cisgender person for being cis), or a Black person able to fire a White person for being White?

>>91898245

>because hetero-normative romance generally enforces nuclear family beliefs which are the best to raise children in

You say this as if gay parents don't exist or, if they do, they are not nearly as good at the whole parenting thing as non-faggots. (News flash: They are good at it. And they don't turn kids gay just by being gay parents, either.)

>>91890666
Good.

This on its own may not be the answer, but we're moving in the right direction. Nobody wants LGBT agenda shoved down their child's throat. This shit is getting out of control.

>>91898229
>obesity is fine
>literally promoting the leading killer of people in the united states

You "people" are disgusting.

The ideal should be represented in a positive light, the less than ideal can be introduced as the audience become old enough to distinguish right from wrong.

>>91898136
Anything beyond the relm of heterosexuality is a manifestation of a psychosexual disorder (see, human reproduction)

Homosexuality is inherently a sexual fetish.

>>91895445
Your mom evidently doesn't believe in abortion in the case of incest either, so maybe.

>>91898136
Because one is basically necessary for the survival of human species?

And nonetheless I digress, since children cartoons shouldn't show it either. Go watch some christians cartoons, you won't see Bob shoving his tongue into Alice.

>>91898232
They should also not put their nose in how you treat your workers or how much you pay them either right? Worker protection laws exist for a reason, because you need a job to live, so you shouldn't have to live on the street because you were born Arab in a country during a time that hates Arab people.
>>91898265
Absolute freedom to do whatever you want with someone doesn't fucking work anon. Again, worker protection laws exist for a reason.

>>91898301
>So you believe a woman should be able to fire a man just for being a man, or a queermo able to fire a straight person for being straight (or a cisgender person for being cis), or a Black person able to fire a White person for being White?
Kill yourself you fucking retard. What part of 'my private business that I built so I should run it' didn't you get?

>>91898303

>LGBT agenda

Yeah, God forbid we teach people that queermos are people and deserve to be treated as such.

>>91898326

>one is basically necessary for the survival of human species?

Homosexuality can be seen as a form of natural population control - and overpopulation can fuck over a species, too.

>>91896104
The cast and production of that was like 70% Jewish though. The theme was religious *tolerance*.

>>91898370
>the gods are dead just fuck everyone nothing matters
humor is a classic subversion tactic.

>>91896013
Seth McFarland and Matt Groening prove otherwise.

>>91898357
Why does a first world country with a failing birthrate need to push population control on children when there are millions of third worlders breeding and doing nothing else?

If homosexuality is the natural overpopulation response why arn't there slower birthrates and more gays in overpopulated areas?

>Atheists here want to make porn of a show just because they're upset the show wants to promote religious values

And you wonder why people don't like you...

>>91898356
So you believe you should be able to pay your workers .50 an hour and whip them if they go slow? After all, it's your business, the government shouldn't have any say in how your run it, right? If you honestly believe that, you are the fucking problem with America. Your business is built on land the government allows you to use, and is allowed to take back. They are allowed to make sure business owners respect human rights

>>91898357
Why should we be ok with people pushing population control propoganda on our children?

That's the same as putting birth control in the water supply.

I WANT GRANDCHILDREN

>>91892197
What the hell is with the music in the third video?

>>91898335
Ideally yes. Goverment should only regulate if it's something truly essential, like 'my contract gives me power to whip you'. Minimum wage is also a meme since business just transfer the cost to the consumer.

Also if you are an arab in a country that hates arabs you should beat your parents for being retarded enough to immigrate to a country that they weren't welcome.

>because you need a job to live
Not actually, no. Nothing stops you from going freelance.

Worker protection laws exist more often than not to actually struggle minor businesses, since major businesses can easily abide by them or just pay to don't to. It's actually pretty easy to destroy competition by claiming they aren't on par with whatever bullshit regulation.

>>91898447
>So you believe you should be able to pay your workers .50 an hour
yes
>and whip them if they go slow?
no, assault is illegal. you should be able to fire them for it though

>>91898487
What do you mean by "going freelance"?

>>91898457

You say this as if you can become gay just by watching a single cartoon. Like, show your kid the millions and millions of hours of stuff that's aimed at straight people, but their seeing a single gay kiss means they're queermos now. What the fuck kind of logic is that?

>>91898357
>Homosexuality as population control
Nice meme. We would need a lot, and I mean a lot of gays if it was to make a dent in breeding. It's like saying being left handed is an evolutionary advantage.

>overpopulation
Good thing that at the actual civilized countries there is no such problem.

>>91898357

>Homosexuality can be seen as a form of natural population control
No, it can't. There are no examples of this and there are other options that are 100x more effective.

>>91898447
>anon keeps doing dumbass questions

>buy a land
>b-but it's actually the goverment!
>it's against human rights to don't pay whatever bullshit value I think it's necessary and that I think I deserve
Kill yourself you coddled brat. Go back to flip burgers at McDonalds and wonder why you cannot get rich from doing it.

>>91895992
I loved that movie. Gave me nightmares for months. Partly because I kept watching it for months. Kids today need more shit that sticks with them like that.

>>91898519
Start your own goddamn business or offer your own services. Sell art, make and sell furniture, create games, use your fucking brain.

The amount of fun posting in this thread is staggering.

No one is gonna give a shit aboutique this. Not even OMM.

That being said, jobs should absolutely have the right to fire you. Under the grounds they have a good enough reason.

Being gay is not one.

>>91898597
>Under the grounds they have a good enough reason.
I don't want to pay this person anymore is a perfectly fine reason

>>91898473
>>91892197
This caliber of music you would expect on a Nollywood film.

>>91898597
>Under the grounds they have a good enough reason.
How about "I hired you so I can fire you"?

>>91898613
Thebes that's not being fired. That's being let go

>>91898521
I know for a fact that being in this hive of degenerates, one scene can change a kids life in their formative years.

Minerva Mink, Totally Spies, etc.

Normalizing it in a positive light for children means they wont be able to see that it's wrong, and they may choose to explore that avenue (especially if they have internet access) and it's an easy slippery slope from hetero porn to traps, to being a faggot, many degenerates on this site have talked about "turning gay"

If the case is made early that a man and a women is the default, heathy for western civilization sexuality, there will be a voice in the back of their head that steers them away.

People can be controlled mentally very easily.

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>>91890666
FINALLY A GOOD CARTOON IN THE MAKING!

>>91898357
The population group most likely to spread STDs and molest children deserve to be treated as people? No. And this is without even going into how they aren't treated as mentally ill as they used to be for even being the way they are.

>>91898663

>one scene can change a kids life in their formative years

If seeing two dudes hold hands can turn a kid from straight to gay, chances are high that they were already somewhere in the middle of the Kinsey scale to begin with.

>>91898695

>The population group most likely to spread STDs and molest children deserve to be treated as people?

...Black people?

>>91898174
Have fun in your hugbox Tumblr.

>>91898695
What an awful arguments.

>>91898695
Nice sources for these claims pal.

>>91898717
no idiot, he's talking about pakistanis

>>91898745
I agree.
they should be shown in the media as the aids carrying child rapists they are instead.

>>91898717
Not him, and I keked.

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>>91898318

>>91898717
Well done.

>>91898717
Actually the majority of child molesters are whites.

>>91898730
Shut up. It's not a hugbox. It's a bomb shelter to protect me and everyone else from destructive human-harming ideas.

>momcest rule 34
I love this show already

So many butthurt SJWs on this thread

you faggots are just assblasted that they finally made a good cartoon that is not CalArts shit

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>>91898751
You need stats? Gladly

>>91898205

that's up to the owner, he's the one losing a valuable(and readily employable) worker.

in a strict meritocracy, the merits of the employers are also taken into account, and those that can't stop themselves from discriminating will be less competitive and suffer what they must.

getting work isn't something anyone is entitled to.

Argue the finer points all you like, but the only relevant stance in these "debates" is whether you think being LBGT etc. is morally wrong or not. That's all it ever comes down to.

>>91890666
Christianity just needs to be fucking eliminated.

>>91898826
See, this guy knows that this is a good cartoon

>>91898867
Well, better outlaw heterosexual intercourse as well
aftyer all, it is the second largest cause