Make a really shitty cut-away gag that shoehorns Peter into another

>>91857063
>This is worse then the time I was Charlie Sheen's condom.

>"Any day now. someday he's use me."

>This is worse than the time I met that princess from another dimension!

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This thread is as dumb as the time I spent the night talking to that potato.

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Oh God Brian, this is even worse than that time I had to join that band.

>>91857063
>This is worse than that time I had all those adventures with Pooh.

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>>91857063
Black spiderman walks into the store. Trump walks into the store.
Peter goes "Oh, boy" and it cuts of.
It lacks substance because like you all know Trump is not a racist.

>>91857317
>It lacks substance because like you all know Trump is not a racist.
Now there's a great joke.

>>91857360
No Seth MacFarlane come up with your own jokes.

This is worse than that time I was in a Seth MacFarlane cartoon.

>Cuts to a previous episode of family guy, scene plays out like normal, then director yells cut.

You know Seth, I don't think a lot of these jokes are funny, what the hell is the deal with the chicken? Are we ever gonna bring that up again?

>>91857063
Geez Brian this was worse than that time I was in Duckman
>Everett Peck sues Seth Macfarlane for stealing his ideas

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>"That's crazy Lois! It's just like that time I met Popeye!"
>"Holy crap! Do you really get that strong from spinach?"
>Obvious, unfunny joke about spinach being like steroids. Y'know, a joke which NOBODY has ever made.
>Popeye gets up and punches the shit out of Bluto, it's all bloody and graphic because "haha! Popeye cartoons didn't do that!"
>Bluto falls down, standard hand behind the back falling pose

>Oh, jeez, this is just like the time I found myself in Chicken Run!
>21 minutes of chicken fighting

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>>91857063
>Oh boy my very own Genie! Man I haven't been this excited since I had those magical fairy parents

>cuts to young peter as Timmy Turner with Cosmo and Wanda above him
>Wanda: Aren't you going to do your homework Peter?
>Peter/Timmy: School is lame. I know, I wish I didn't have to go to school!
>poof
>grown up peter at an office, shaking a guy in a suit's hand
>guy in suit "Welcome to the team Peter, you start today"
>Peter: Wow I didn't even need a diploma!

>>91857898
This one seems the most accurate desu.

>cuts to Peter sitting with the gang at the drunken clam
>Peter trying hard not to laugh says "Hey Joe, you got some bofa on your wheelchair"
>"I-I don't know what that is Peter"
>"Are you sure you don't know what bofa is?"
>"No, what is it?"
>"What is what"
>"That thing you said was on my wheelchair"
>"What thing?"
>"FOR GOD'S SAKE PETER WHAT IS BOFA"
>"..."
Bofa your legs don't work

Nehehehehehehe

>>91858042
i legit chuckled

>"Remember that time I was chosen to use the Omnitrix?"

>"Oh, wow. Nice watch!"
>"It's not a watch stupid, it's a device that genetically alters your DNA into specific aliens."
>"Illegal or documented?"
>"..."

>This is worst than the time I had to save that fat kid from those alien lesbians
>Cutaway to Peter punching pearl
>Hes hands get horribly injured and the gems kill him
>Something something LGBT joke

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>>91857063

>Man, What's up with Brian? He's changed more than Brexit has changed Wallace and Grommit

>Cut away hah features Wallace tinkering something, he finally finishes, picks it up and it's a pipe bomb

>Well Grommit me lad, I finally created a nifty device that would get rid of those bloody Paki cunts from next door!

>>91858256

Aardman Animation here.

How did you find the script of Wallace & Gromit Tour the UK?

>>91858220
Hi not Seth here.

Mind if I use this?

>>91858350

No, it's property of Anon/co/91858220™

>oh, man this is even worse than that time I joined Hydra
>man in suit whispers hail hydra to peter
>peter: HAIL HITLER... oh... oops I guess we were supposed to keep that vaguely hidden
>camera pans out and peter was actually at the republican conference

>>91857898
Wow didn't know McFarlane browse /co/

>>91858302

Do you think Wallace and Gromit are Irish? Or are you trolling? I really can't tell with people on here

>>91859006

>Welsh, British and Scottish people can't tour the UK

Really made me think.

>>91857125
you lose points for being funny

This is better than that time i shared a latte with Spider-Man!

Cuts away to peter making out with a hanging upsidedown Spidee

Peter stops and slowly turns his face to the camera

"A 'latte' KISSES"

Does the girly giggle version of his laugh

This is worse than that time i borrowed Batman's boomerangs!

Cuts to batman facing the joker

Pulls out some loose balogni slices

The joker laughs himself to death as batman backs away

Sheesh! This is worse than that time we had to cat watch Garfield!

Cuts to Lois and Peter talking in their closed bedroom

"He's a monster, Lois!"

"I tried to tell you it wouldn't be like Heathcliff"

"It's not like Heathcliff at all!"
Sobbing

Crashing from outside the room

"Ya hear that, Lois? He's probably kicking Brian again! I-I just wanna feel safe again"

>>91862638
Nah, a real family guy joke would have him neuter Garfield or something stupid. I chuckled though.

>>91864658
The domestic violence wasn't what it needed?

At least this isn't as weird as the time I guest-starred on Candle Cove.
>cut to the episode where everybody is screaming
>the screaming continues for the rest of the episode, never cutting back to the actual "Family Guy" episode
>every time it cuts to Peter, he's singing "Ave Maria" instead of screaming

>>91857063
>This is worse than the time I was made of construction paper.

>>91858042
>*Poof
>Peter is now standing where he was before the cutaway started and continues talking as though nothing happened

Reminds me of that flight where that one guy kept being awkward with me.

>cuts to Peter looking at Bane on the airplane
>"So, you're saying that you're a big guy... For ME?! "

>This is worse than the time I went back to New York!
>He runs down Jake Long in the middle of a battle
>"Oh god, I killed a furry."

>>91864700
Well no, because it's taking something that's actually done in Garfield and treating it like how it would realistically be treated.