>You get to keep the talisman that corresponds to your bi

I have the power to not remember what my talisman even does

>>91806390
Ox: super strength
Tiger: splits you into a good clone and a bad clone
Snake: invisibility
Monkey: animal shapeshifting
Rooster: telekinesis/levitation
Dragon: fire blast
Rabbit: superspeed
Sheep: astral projection, lets you enter dreams
Horse: healing, prevents you from feeling pain
Dog: immortality but you still feel pain
Rat: brings inanimate things to life
Pig: laser eyes

>>91806390
>Ox
Strength

>Tiger
Splits good and evil to two halves

>Snake
Invisibility

>Monkey
Shapeshifting

>Rooster
Levitation

>Dragon
Powerful dragon blasts

>Rabbit
Super speed

>Sheep
Astral projection

>Horse
Healing

>Dog
Immortality

>Rat
Animates the inanimate

>Pig
Laser eyes

>>91806368
Astral Projection

I feel like this is a dangerous power to give me, i would probably abandon my body and start living as a ghost

>>91806439
>>91806448
How the hell did they figure laser eyes for pig?

>>91806465
Ran out of ideas, useful for m though. Would save on propane costs when forging and casting.

>Monkey

Yus

High tier

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>Get dog
>be Immortal
>still feel pain

>>91806465
I think that was kinda the joke

like a lot of the powers kinda make sense, then just pig gives laser eyes out of left field

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>Horse
No immortality sucks. I can't think of any practical use for the healing since I'm not a very active or thrill-seeking person.
Impressing chicks by showing how I don't feel pain, maybe.

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>Laser eyes

Fucking neat

>>91806526


Its healing AND you dont feel pain. Kind of neat desu.

>>91806542
I never do anything that could cause me to feel pain anyway, though.

If the healing prevented me from having fucked up failing organs or diseases though that'd be pretty cool.

>snek
>invisibility
I can't even think of any non-illegal applications for this, so crime it probably is

>>91806505
It also comes with peak physical condition if Uncle is anything to go by.

>>91806526
You can heal other people

You could make a living out of healing people with fatal diseases

>>91806671
It's the vitality of your own personal peak physical condition

Uncle at his very best during his youth was on par with Jackie. When he used the Dog he got all of that back

>>91806583
Invisible security guard

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>>91806671
Thats a bonus I can approve of never ending life with peak strength speed and stamina

>>91806583
Stage Magician

>>91806368
>1994
>Year of the Dog
>immortality
It might seem great at first but immortality kinda sucks without a bunch of other powers to back it up.

>>91806368
Can you possess people with astral projection?

>>91806928
Do what Nathan did on Misfits, but instead of killing yourself again and again.
Do shit that would normally kill someone and make a show out of it

>>91806368
Rabbit, one of the best ones.

It's amazing how accurate was the prediction on luck for this year, bad luck on everything.

>>91806946
Only if they're also missing their astral self

>>91806953
You still feel pain

>>91806368
>Ox
Well that's pretty go-
>Health 1 star
>Love 2 star
I'm strong as fuck but on the verge of dying alone.

>>91806971
Get super high/wasted

Or strike up some form of deal to get ass loads of pain killers and shit

>invisibility

Lots of stealing and looking at naked women.

>>91806953
I'd probably become a historian

>>91806368
>>91806439
>>91806448

Looks like I'm shooting fire.


>All these other anons shitting on dog talisman

Dudes, I'd trade any of them for Dog. Immortality? Never dying? Fuck yeah!

>>91806368
>Not getting Dog
Fug.

I get rat and can bring inanimate things to life though. Probably try to be a hero and use it on a supercomputer to bring about AI.

>>91807030
Immortality seems like it'd eventually be the worst.

>>91807040
Or you know just create waifus real then see how fast society crumbles from the force of a thousand waifufags fighting over one girl

>>91806971
>you still feel pain
You can get used to it, eventually.
Stop being a pussy.

>>91807062
This sounds like fun

>>91807062
Create galactus, I just don't give a fuck.

>>91807057

Maybe. But that just depends on how much you want to see new shit. If it came to it, you'd be able to live to the point where humanity could leave Earth, and then find aliens. Think about that? The entirety of the universe open to you. To see new and amazing worlds and species... and then fuck them without any and all concern for what weird space VD they may have.

>>91807110
>The entirety of the universe open to you
Lets face it, most of us would still be shitposting here, immortality be damned

>>91807110
>implying humanity will ever leave earth
we could have been on Mars but feeding retarded brown people because really important for some reason.

>Horse talisman
>heal and regeneration
>also works on inanimate items
>fix shit for money

Would cloning be possible if one used the talisman on a separated arm to have it regenerate another body?

>>91806368
Horse master race.
Does the talisman prevent emotional and psychological pain?

>>91806514
>>91806465
That laser accurate sight is how they find truffles

>>91807202
They find them through smell, pigs have notoriously shitty eyesight.

>>91806526
We can get gains working out at max speed.
immortals can be cut up and have all their pieces locked in different spider filled boxes while remaining alive or trapped under the ocean in pitch black darkness forever, fuck immortality on it's own.

>>91807221
I know, just memeing. laser nose would have been better.

>>91807180

>>fix shit for money

Fix THINGS for money?

Nigger.

You can cure cancer.

>>91807057
you can just ditch the talisman when you get sick of living.

>>91806368
>animate things that were inanimate
Does this include building a waifu?

not really sure how i can be anything other than a force of destruction since im a dragon. thing's so powerful that even if i tried to do good im pretty sure the collateral damage would negate anything i did.

>>91806368
What do I even do with laser eyes?

>Astral projection

I'm.. at a loss for how this is even good.

>>91807421
be a hitman and just snipe people with your pewpew eyes

>>91807430
Fuck with people's dreams I guess.

>>91806439
>Rat: brings inanimate things to life
Can I animate myself a gf?

>>91806368
Levitation

Alright, I guess. I always wanted to fly.

>>91807421
Look, look with your special eyes.

>>91807142
I'd be here shitposting until the heat death of the universe

>>91807509
Just go to a morgue and pay off the mortician to have sex with a body (literally any mortician will agree to this for the right price), but instead of putting your penis in her, put the rat talisman up her cooter. ezpz gf 4 u

>>91806368
> pig
Wow, what a useless shitty power. At least seeing in the dark is nice, but I already do that better than most. Best I can do is hope the Snek guy goes for a super villain so I can be his arch-nemesis.

>>91807608
>lazer eyes
>useless
What

>>91807608
Just learn some angles and you're fucking Cyclops dude.

1986
Tiger
"Finally my own clone"

who monkey here?

i cant remember how the shape-shifting works, is it like beast boy?

>>91807634
>>91807639
And what uses do laser eyes have in everyday life? It's not like I can actually shoot people with it - I would just get myself shot by a police sniper like any other crook. Besides, you can shoot people with guns, how are lasers any different. As for cutting metal and shit - there are tools for that stuff already. I'm not sure laser eyes can compete with a surgical laser in precision, and even if they could, why not use the tool anyway?

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>>91806368
Immortality hurts...

>>91807221
Well I mean, obviously. What with the lasers blocking their vision and all.

>>91806448
So all of them are like, powers and then Tiger just fucks you?

>>91807676
Better. You can change yourself and anyone else into any animal, that doesn't look off in any way (unlike how you can tell when an animal is Beast Boy because it's green). Hell, I'm pretty sure I remember them using it on artificial objects to make sculptures of animals, too.

>>91806854
>You could make a living out of healing people with fatal diseases
>make a living
Fuck that, make a cult. Tell people you're God and all religions are wrong.

>>91806439
>>91806448
>>91807776
Tiger's power isn't to be split in half, it just makes a good/evil clone if it happens to break. It's power is to give you perfect balance, in both a spiritual and physical sense.

>>91807708
Destroy. Go on a rampage or kill all the terrorists, whatever you feel like doing. Just melt any bullets they shoot at you.

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>>91806439

>Horse: healing, prevents you from feeling pain

Yes, a magnificent power indeed. But can it heal a broken heart?

>>91807851
Yes.

>>91807708
>I would just get myself shot by a police sniper like any other crook
Anon.
You have lazer eyes. Just whip them across any tall buildings or surrounding police cars and killed everyone.

>>91807708
>Besides, you can shoot people with guns, how are lasers any different.

Guns run out of ammunition. Laser eyes don't.

>>91806439
>Monkey: animal shapeshifting
So I'm beast boy?

Horse. 5 stars in love? What a bunch of malarkey.

>Horse

So I can smoke, drink and use tons of drugs without having to worry about cancer or over dosing or liver failure?

>Monkey

Shape shifting into any animal is pretty cool so I'm happy.

>>91806368
Does horse also heal cellular degradation (aging)?

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>>91806368

>Rat
>Four stars in love
Live waifu. Live.

>>91808152
I guess it would have to seeing as you need to hold the talisman for it to have any effect. It doesn't really matter either way seeing as it gives the user youthful vigor and movement.

>>91808281
So it basically acts like a dog with an added bonus of healing anything and everything.

I was always disappointed by how lackluster the sheep ability was after finding out my corresponding zodiac.

The only good thing about being 11th place is that I can still make fun of tigerfags.

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>>91806439
>Rooster
Depending on possible limitations like weight limits and mental strain, I might be more than ok with this.

I could make fucking bank with no limits telekinesis, and flying will always be useful.

Horse. Da best low key talisman power without crossing into Rat bullshit

>>91808344
Eh, sheep could be good for stealth missions and recon. Plus you can force other people out of their bodies and prevent them from going back.
Unless that was just a Wong augment or something.

>>91807387
If the fire comes out of thin air, you could produce unlimited clean electricity. You'd probably get bored with it fast, though.

>>91806368
So what does it mean if I share a zodiac animal with Hitler?

>>91807430
(Corporate) Espionage. You can go literally anywhere, but you can't gather physical evidence.

tfw monkey and the only idea i have is that i'll steal some cat and then change it every night into some other animal to fucc.

Or just make a safari and sell elephants or some shit.

Or just generally sell extinct or endangered animals.

Turn homeless dogs into cows to sell to farmers.

Actually this aint that bad.

The chinese would love me.

>>91806368
Ox is kinda terrible, what could I even use it for that wouldn't end with me getting arrested? Defense in case some guy tries to mug me?

>>91806439
>>91806368

>Rooster

Excellent, easily one of the best talismans.

>>91806368
>http://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/
I'm monkey
what the fuck my talisman does again?

>>91806368
>rooster

best talisman fuck yes.

>>91806368
>dog
ah fuck jdimsa got even more difficult to achieve

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>>91806368
>Pig TalisMAN

That's lame as fuck, literally every thread and post that had a find-your-power game gave me laser-eyes, nothing else.

>>91808923
Does ox protect you from injuries in any way? Super strength doesn't really matter if enemies can just snipe you.

>>91809337
you're probably destined to have laser eyes someday

>>91808923
professional fighting

>>91806368
>1994
>Immortality
Well fuck

>>91806368
Roosters on deck!

>>91807845
>hurr i can totally manage to spot a bullet before it hits me

That's not how shit works, unless you happen to be Neo. The whole point of sniping is that you don't see it before it's too late.

>>91809504
See>>91807901

>>91806368
>Rooster
I have no complaints, as a manlet I can finally reach all those high places. I see no need to risk my ass in battle though.

>>91809544
And what if there's 2 snipers, each located a mile away, in opposite directions?
You would literally have to turn the world into a flat wasteland, if you wanted to make sure you're not getting sniped from higher ground.

Furthermore, shooting at someone doesn't require that you are hiding behind a car or are in a tall building.

Can you use your talisman power on others, or only yourself?

This is pertinent information in the case of tiger, monkey, sheep, horse, and rat.

>Monkey
Would probably do really mundane self serving stuff. Like flying into theme parks and changing back to human in the bathrooms or something so I can ride the roller coasters for free.

>>91806997
>looking
Being invisible would make you blind though.

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>>91810196
That depends on how the invisibility works.

>>91806368
>1987: Rabbit
>Luck for this year: All 1s
Fuck the Uber Economy being stabbed in its crib.

>>91809930
you can definitely use Monkey on other people, and Rat explicitly only works on inanimate objects.

>>91810404
Interesting.

I'm Tiger, which doesn't have much utility on its own (spiritual balance aside), but I can definitely see the value in being able to use it on other people.

>>91807430
You get to hang out with spooky ghosts.

It may have been a lot more useful before cell phones, you can find and talk to anyone instantly. Also your body gets to rest while your mind is awake, so you can get double the amount of thinking done or shitpost on 4chan while you sleep

>>91807430
I think you can possess people using Sheep talisman too

>>91806368
Dog. I instantly tie almost everyone else. I can't die, but I have no offensive ability to beat anyone else. The Sheep could probably possess me since it wouldn't trigger immortality.

Ironic the fucking sheep is the only one that could actually beat me and not just stalemate.

>>91806368
>Sheep

Eh, I'd probably use it to spy on others. I'm just a huge fucking pervert.

>>91807421
Do what the German owner did and use them to melt cocoa beans for your chocolate factory

>>91807430
You can fly anywhere you want and gather as much information as possible, it's practically Snake and Rooster rolled into one with added phasing and possession

You can spy on people and get their ATM pin codes, incept their dreams, find out their secrets and use them for blackmail

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>Rooster

>>91806368
>Ox
Time to start a YouTube channel.

>>91806368
>Snake Talisman
Not my first choice, but I can think of some fun ways to use it. Probably wouldn't go for superheroics. At least not explicit "Look at me, I'm Invisible Lad" heroics.

>>91806439
>get healing
I knew I was destined to be a healslut.

Rooster is the thinking man's talisman
you simply cannot beat the COCK

>>91808465
Well, when the power was in an actual rooster it flew away with the farmhouse they tied it to, so weight isn't a problem.

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>Sheep

Guess I'll be a better looking Freddy Krueger.

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>>91806439
Time to become Rightclops

>>91806439
Me>Horse: Maybe ill stop cringing at every stupid thing my family does.
Mother>Sheep: Shes always invading my space anyway but now.....goddamn!
Sister>Dragon: She doesn't know when to shut her mouth so anyone within a 1 mile radius is fucked.
Brother> Tiger: Motherfucker was always two faced
Father> Dog: If he had still maybe his ass would still be alive.

>>91806526
Wait until you become an oldfag, then you'll be fine with having those aches and pains that accumulate over life go away.

>>91809337
Also gives you heat vision

>>91806368

>Rat

Sorcerer's apprentice up in this shit!

>>91807430
rape women in their dreams

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>Rat

I'm okay with this.

Does this mean I can reanimate my deceased pet rats? ;_;

>>91806439
Didn't Dragon also have floating powers or some shit?

>>91806439
>Rat
>Bring inanimate objects to life

Should be fun to dick around with