Well, it's all over now. Was giving Spider Woman a baby

>>91790372
No, she hardly spent anytime with it and when she did someone else was taking care of it and she was just there. It was just Hopeless attempt to self insert himself, his wife and his kid as marvel characters.

Hey, it's not MY fetish, but.

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>>91790497
well it is mine.
i actually dont give a shit about spiderwoman or comics in general, but these pics are nice

It's a shame Javier Rodriguez was wasted on such a shit premise.

>>91790372
>during pregnancy
HYPE EVERYWHERE HYPE EVERYWHERE HYPE EVERYWHERE
>after pregnancy
*crickets chirping*

>>91790372
It was the best run of Spider-Woman ever.

Though, the bar for that is so low, Hermes couldn't limbo under that one.

Also, I still don't give a fuck about Spider-Woman and probably won't read whatever she's in next.

Still, it was an okay ride.

I used to like Jess, but then I found out that was the Skrull queen. Then I started to like Jess. Then this shit happened.

>>91790372
She needs to be perpetually pregnant

>character gets pregnant
>no pregnancy weight outside her stomach, no swollen feet, no horny pregnant woman jokes, no cravings or binge eating

Why even bother?

She should have given birth to a cluster of spiders.

>>91790771
Too much work

>>91790372
Was her bf a self insert of hopeless or tge artist?
I forgot which.

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>>91790658
>It was the best run of Spider-Woman ever.
No

>>91790372
Nope.

Jess has one and only one character trait: she is a slut cock hungry. Now that she is tied wth Hopeless self-insert, she has nothing.

>>91790771
Don't worry, I'm sure Palmiotti and Conner will do those kind of things once they do the Harley pregnancy story-arc someday

>>91790866
>Didn't have a man inside her for this pregnancy
>Literally sperm donor'd

>>91790901
>Harley pregnancy story-arc

I know it'll be terrible but I kinda want this

>>91790372
What if instead of a baby it's a giant ball of cobwebs

>>91790971
She isn't a spider that makes webs

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Already done.

>>91790372
No. It went nowhere. The book started off kind of interesting, but got real boring real fast.

Also the reveal that the whole thing was an excuse for the writer to date Spider-Woman was incredibly sad.

>>91790862
Yeah, I don't care enough to even try it so my choice stands as true.

>>91791007
Her daughter was already born and supporting cast aged.

>>91790923
Well I don't, but I'm pretty sure it WILL happen since it's the only thing missing that those two haven't tacklen on yet

>>91790372
it was a stupid idea and they pussed out on making Carol or any other character of consequence the father.

>>91791060
The sad thing that Julia was a better mother than jess.

>>91790809
Just an egg, with a horrific spider baby inside.

>>91790372
No, they didn't do anything with it. Pregnant Spider Woman should've had an arc where she fights organizations that want to abduct and use her as a breeding cow to pump out more Skrulls, Mutants, or genetically altered freaks.

>>91791124
Of course, because she was a well-adjusted adult with a stable government job while Jess was in a coma for most of her life and has a manchild personality and confused existence

>>91790809
It would be an unfunny version of the ATHF episode where Metwad got pregnant with a bunch of spiders.

>>91790971
What if it was a giant ball of spiders

>>91790540

It's great. Still hoping some gives us some hyper preg content somehow.

>>91790422
This. First post is best post.

>>91790372
No

Also the love interest being Hopeless' creepy self-insert brings back memories of Donna Troy's Wolfman self-insert.

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Should've been Carol's.

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>>91791257
>hyper preg
>hyper anything
>mfw finding decent preg art that doesn't turn into hyper or inflation

fuck off

>>91791712
I can't think of anything that benefits from being "hyper" in the porn sense.

Maybe hyper-love and affection?

>>91791565
The guy even looks like Terry Long

>>91791769
Well, so does Hopeless.

>>91791748
Hyper Sentinel Force

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>>91790372

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>>91790553
It was perfect opportunity to finally put Jess with Carol squandered so Hopeless could put his self-insert with his waifu.

>>91790862
Bendis run was better, even. (not Origin)

>>91791607
>>91792423
I'm totally not in favor of this desperate ship but at least that would have been new and weird and justified some of the hype.

I mean I would've taken "lesbian science baby with my best friend" or "I'm pregnant with Carol/Carl Danvers' baby post-Secret Wars" over the fucking RIDICULOUS justification for her pregnancy we got in that book. And the on-panel in-character justification married with all the conventional worries about dangerous jobs and the safety of the baby came across as the most wanky tripe ever.

Fuck Hopeless.

>>91791607
>>91792423
Y'all niggas need to move on, because this ship will never sail. They will never be anything more than just friends.

Dani Cage
Shogo Lee
Josiah Guthrie
Gerry Drew

Am I missing any Marvel babies/toddlers?

>>91791029
Kill yourself.

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>>91790372

>>91791197
>life experience and emotional maturity of an abused and isolated teenager
>decides out of the blue she wants a baby
>this is a good thing somehow

>>91795696
Little girls sometimes play house and be mommy to the dolls. When you give an adult's body but not the maturity, then getting pregnant so they can play mommy might happen. This is shown as negative in story though since she is consistently shown as lacking knowledge in what babies need and is dependant on other people to raise her baby.

>>91790971
>What if instead of a baby it's a giant ball of cobwebs

Did that baby grow up to become Ball of Webs Man?

>>91791068
Harley having a child was already done in Injustice

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>>91791748

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>>91791257
>>91791712
>>91791748

>>91797175
I know about Lucy, but Harley having a child hasn't be done by Palmiotti and Conner which it what I'm talking about. Taylor did a pretty good job at it since Harley's pregnancy happened off-screen

I only ever read Jessica's first run. What other appearances are worth checking out?

>>91797775
Maybe Agent of SWORD?

Modern Jess is only really good as supporting cast/potential RI for Carol. Otherwise it's nearly all bad Bendis.

>>91798185
Anything that isn't her own comics is fine too. I heard she and Carol did a lot of shit together before the latter became Captain.

That's hot

>>91790372
>>91790422
>>91792423
No one should be surprised that this was crap. It was written by Hopeless. You fuckers should know better by now.

>>91790372
Pointless.

The biggest crime of this run
>hype Hobgoblin
>do fucking nothing with him
I mean, I wouldn't want Hopeless to fuck him up but how he was utilized was still the most disappointing thing about that run.

>>91801053
no no, "Hopeless". But you were close.

>>91792423
You obsessed shippers need to fuck off.

>>91791712
>be an artist
>keep getting paid to do hyper

Save my soul from this torment.

>>91802882
surely there's enough money in commissions for normal pregnancy content

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>>91791748
>tfw saccharine lovey dovey couples are my jam
>it always turns to NTR because Japanese people can't have nice things

>>91795588
>Jim Carry crawls out of a rhinos ass.gif

>>91790372
So who was the father?

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>>91803480
search the 'Happy Sex' tag on tsumino breh

>>91803572
anonymous sperm donor, I stopped reading after that but probably in a few years they'll reveal that it's someone relevant

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>>91803653
Dudpeel so there can be a bigger dudpeel family and they can have a crossover with Spiders.

>>91802882
I'm in the same boat
And I love it

>>91790372
No abortion or failed pregnancy. How dull. Marvel.

The last time a writer did a self insert this cringy was Chuck Austen with Havok, Nurse Annie, and her groin spawn.

>>91804546
>No abortion or failed pregnancy. How dull.

Why would someone get invitro to have an abortion?

On that Note, why would an abortion NOT be dull? You trying to get political on us?

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>>91791029
>I refuse to acknowledge your argument, that makes me right.