PUNISHER STORYTIME
All this year I'll be storytiming Punisher comics, with at least one story per week, and mostly focusing on pre-Ennis stories (with possibly the occasional Ennis story and post-Ennis story).
Last week I finished up the Carl Potts run on Punisher War Journal. This week I'll be picking up where I left off from the main Punisher book a few weeks prior, continuing the Mike Baron run. I'm not sure how far I'll go, but I'll try to post as many issues as I have time for.
PUNISHER #26-?
STORYTIME
PREVIOUS STORYTIMES HERE:
Circle of Blood
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88815455/
Return to Big Nothing
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88890646/
Marvel Preview #2 / Marvel Super Action #1
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89163408/
Punisher #1-10
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89314601/
Daredevil #257
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89328851/
Assassin's Guild (Marvel Graphic Novel #40)
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89514921/
Punisher #11-20
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89630150/
Intruder (Marvel Graphic Novel #51)
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89872272/
Punisher War Journal #1-7
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/90057656/
Punisher War Journal #8-9 / Punisher #21-25
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/90256890/
Shadowmasters #1-4
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/90266172/
Amazing Spider-Man Annual #15 / Daredevil #182-184
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/90424952/
Punisher War Journal #10-19
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/91415649/
Punisher War Journal #20-24
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/91603354/
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BUMP IF YOU'RE READING BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO STOP TO BUMP THEN THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER
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Cool random Captain America pin-up page from the back of the book.
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ISSUE #27
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>I hate wastes of taxpayer money
>Particularly those $50,000 diverted from the program for private reasons
>So I will self destruct this billion dollars sub prototype
Foolproof plan.
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Letters page. Always love to read these in old comics.
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>>91791078
I need to take a few minutes to get the next issue ready.
>>91791016
Do we ever see him or hear from him again?
It's a gun Frank
A gun that shoots bumps
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ISSUE #28
PUNISHER VS. DOCTOR DOOM!
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Sorry it took so long, but I had to deal with some shit.
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If you have money issues, you should write a children books series about dwarfs, Frank.
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>>91792003
>implying anyone other than you or me will get that reference
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>I don't pay taxes
What's this guy's problem?
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Sable:Freelance. Never got around to finishing that series.
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Someone should storytime it one of these days.
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>>91792194
It was done a couple of months back. Not all issues I believe.
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The letters page.
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Bullpen bulletins.
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>Not pizza cereal
FUCKING SUCKS
>>91792302
The next two ads are apparently identical to these: >>91791100 >>91791078 so it won't let me post them. Those finish the issue off.
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ISSUE #29
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BTW, I'm not skipping pages. These are just how they're numbered.
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No problem.
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Letters page.
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Bullpen bulletins.
The next two pages are identical to these: >>91791100 >>91791078
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ISSUE #30
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Letters page.
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Letters page.
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Bullpen Bulletins
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And that's that.
The next issue is the start of a REALLY long arc, so I'm gonna end the storytime here.
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Bump
>>91789454
>art by RUSS FUCKING HEATH
Wow.
That page is INTENSE.
Thanks again for the storytime.
>>91789509
>I don't pay taxes.
One of the best panels ever.
>>91789558
Is this the first time Punisher ever killed someone with a fucking DOOR?
>>91789454
Thanks op
>>91789509
His substitute for taxes is killing bad guys
>>91789574
Why not just go back and get the notes? Those dudes are already dead.
>>91790251
>A Nightmare on Elm Street comic
>by fucking STEVE GERBER
OH SHI-
Did this ever come out? Was it cancelled? What the fuck?!
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Nice.
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This is a REALLY fucking nice page.
>>91790409
How can you see this cover and NOT want to read this comic?
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OH SHI-
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This was a nice story with really nice art.
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I don't think he ever appeared again.
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Vintage Cap
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Awesome game.
>>91791055
Fucking LOVE letters pages.
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Doctor Doom and Kingpin also teamed-up in a Punisher War Journal arc around the same time. Were there other comics that featured this team-up/plot in them?
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Oh literally Jesus.
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>Punisher listens to 50s rock 'n' roll
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>dwarfs
Wasn't it gnomes?
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>Punisher jet pack
Fucking awesome.
>>91791934
Who the fuck is Sheila?
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This is a nice fucking page.
>>91792286
Wow that's fucking retarded.
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>not pizza flavored cereal
What the fuck is the point even?
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That's a heccuva page.
>>91792220
LOL! What in the fuck?
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>the food isn't that bad
lol
>>91793123
I didn't even realize S.H.I.E.L.D. had a comic back then.
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Interesting seeing all these cameos.
Did the Punisher: Body Count guys cover these comics?
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SHE WANTS THE M
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This is a fucking awesome ad for a fucking awesome arc.
>>91793803
>dat hooker
Am I the only one who thinks that "cliché movie hooker look" is hot?
>>91794053
Wow that's actually kind of fucked up.
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>Punisher skull on motorcycle
>Punisher with a beard
That is weird looking in so many different ways.
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>skull tattoo
>skull on jacket
>skull on bike
It's really just gone overboard at this point.
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This arc is fucking surreal.
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>new editor
well huh
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>In 1989, Marvel Comics released Freddy Krueger's A Nightmare on Elm Street. The black and white comic book was published in a magazine-sized format. The first and only storyline was the two part "Dreamstalker" written by Steve Gerber with art by Rich Buckler. Other than the inclusion of the characters Amanda and Freddy Krueger and the fictional town of Springwood, Ohio, the story does not fit seamlessly into the continuity of the films and even contradicts the film continuity in several places. The series immediately proved to be Marvel's top selling black and white magazine, even outselling the long running Savage Sword of Conan magazine, but despite distributors soliciting the title through the fifth issue, Marvel quietly canceled the title after only two issues had been released. New stories had been written and submitted by Buzz Dixon and Peter David. Speculation arose that, despite Marvel clearly labeling the book as a mature readers title, Freddy Krueger's A Nightmare on Elm Street could have caused image problems for the publisher who generally catered to younger readers. In 1990, Steve Gerber told Reading For Pleasure that Marvel had canceled the book in anticipation of pressure from various anti-violence advocate groups that were actively protesting violent media in the late 1980s and early 1990s. In the October 6, 1989 issue of the Comics Buyer's Guide, Peter David claimed that, while he originally felt that the story he had submitted for the series was like nothing else that he had ever written, in retrospect, he was no longer happy with it and was somewhat glad that it had never been published.
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>"I dare you to print this."
>they actually printed it
>>91795200
Well fuck...
Is that the end of them both already?
>>91795562
>throws the bitch out the window
LOL!
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This is an utterly maniacally insane page.
>>91795770
That list of Punisher appearances is actually pretty cool/useful. Didn't realize he was in Power Pack or Captain America or Strange Tales.
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>Lady Deathstrike
Didn't expect to see her in this comic.
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>I filed it up your butt
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They need to bring Microchip back.
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>those random hobos
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OH FUCK!
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>the hobos actually run off and leave their stuff behind
Nice touch.
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These fuckheads were in The Punisher arcade game.
>>91796864
Well... this... is... not something I was expecting.
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what in the fuck
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oh fuck is the dog gonna die?
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I'm not sure if this is awesome or just ridiculous.
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>Pierce FUCKING LADY DEATHSTRIKE
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Aaaaaand he has a fucking sword. Of course he has a sword. Why would he not have a sword.
>>91797336
That last panel is one of the coldest things I have ever seen.
>>91797336
Did the dog live?
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No problem.
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No problem.
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>the Punisher: Body Count guys
wat.
>>91807037
That actually sounds fucking awesome.
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This
bumping for others
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>>91792122
Well, he's a fugitive from justice with no known address and his only income is stolen from criminals. It'd be a nightmare for his accountant.
Are battle vans tax deductible?