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let's go in order.

>ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains
such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

>scaramouche comes back to do nothing
why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.

>the dance
nothing bad or good here. just cringe.

>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
that has the most unnecessarily and retarded plot twist I've seen in a cartoon lately.
I understand that it's supposed to symbolize Ashi completely accepting the truth and leaving the cult but she already did that in the last episode with the rushed exposition and telling her mother to fuck off, why do it again?

>returning characters
these are the only good parts, what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai" and leaves for the next scene of exposition. only the endi to these segments feel rushed.

>the guy in the horse is a ghost
this reveal was embarassing.
first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying ome ghost who's telling him to kill himself?

second, how can the ghost attack Ashi or even destroy rocks or wield a sword? he's a fucking ghost. why is this a big deal? because he goes down in 1 slash so being corporeal he couldn't hold Ashi or attack with a sword, and what about the other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all? were they going to judge if Jack passed some test? Jack didn't do anything, he was there to die and by what the big amurai said, there were just audience. so why even have them there in the first place?

and third, "k legs go find mai sword" oh my god.

Jack is simply done for. there's no recovering from this last reveal.Ashi can no longer ruin this revival anymore. it's fucking dead.
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>>91774061
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nigger it's samurai jack, there was an episode where he got crushed by a 700 ton sumo and came out completely unscathed
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it's a cartoon you autist
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>>91774061
>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.
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>>91774061
>complaining about a character surviving something that should have killed them in Samurai Jack
lmao don't even bother pretending you've ever watched this show, OP.
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>>91774226
Hard to have much tension when there's no rules on what's fatal.
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I'm going to respond to this bait
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
Fuck off with this. This show has aways been about over-the-top impossible things happening every single episode. if you think this didn't fit in with the episode you have not been paying attention.
>why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.
Because the character is entertaining while in a cartoon? Also nice job on missing the reference to an another show, but I guess you're too autistic about muh plot to make any actual argument.
>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.
Hold on a minute faggot. You said start to finish. You just skipped a quarter of an episode you dumb fucking nigger.
>these are the only good parts, what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai" and leaves for the next scene of exposition. only the endi to these segments feel rushed.
What the fuck else is she going to do? The point of those scenes was to broaden Ashi's worldview and give Jack a reason to get over his malaise.
this reveal was embarassing.
>first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying ome ghost who's telling him to kill himself?

I agree. It could have been done in a less contrived way. I'm hoping it will be expanded upon later on. We still don't know who the girl that sent Ahi to him is.

In conclusion, fuck off shitposter.
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>>91774139
it's not looney tunes, though.

Jack is killing left and right and there's blood over the place, you can't choose where to ignore logic.
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>>91774061
>Ashi doing something impossible
Her world is full of people that do this everyday. Everyone that knows even a little kung fu is mildly superhuman. Chill

>Best bot comes back to do nothing

He's getting closer to spilling the beans to Aku. And buffed up dogs ended up saving Jack's ass. Dog people were the first ones he saved in the future. That they would save Jack goes to show that the good he's done comes back to help him.

>Wasn't a black bodysuit

For sexy and to be the final stage in her transformation from evil. She clothes herself in nature afterwards continuing the Aku vs nature theme. She's embracing the natural feminine side of herself that's been repressed.

>Samurai ghost

>Why do these ghosts care about Jack not fulfilling his purpose

Because they're Samurai ghosts who care about Bushido.

>Why is Jack cool with just obeying some ghost

Because the ghost is a samurai like he is.

>How can the ghost attack Ashi?

Ghosts can do physical stuff in this setting. It's happened in a couple of episodes.

>How was Jack able to destroy him without a magic sword?

Because Jack's hesitation and guilt powered him. Him attacking him was rejecting the guilt and hesitation and taking away what powered the ghost in the first place. Basic ghost stuff here Anon.

>Why were the other ghosts there?

Bushido customs. You would get others of your station to watch you commit sudoku and since he's the only Samurai on Earth left he needed ghosts.
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>>91774334
>>91774268
>There's no tension when characters can survive stuff normal realistic people can't

Are you high?
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>>91774411
holy shit, this is just grasping at straws
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

>>91774268

Are we seriously doing this again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Sj5vCwQiY&t=1m08s (1:08)
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>>91774463
Remember Beast Wars?

Dinobot died from a light skirmish.
Waspinator exploded into a million pieces every episode and sad trombones played.

Because of the latter, there was no way anyone could take the former seriously.

This is Samurai Jack's dilemma.
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>>91774504
In what way Anon? Come on, defend OP.
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>>91774504
Elaborate instead of being a faggot , you faggot.
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>>91774537
You do understand that what you're saying is like textbook autism right?

"One detail about the character's durability limit was WRONG in this instance! The whole story is RUINED FOREVER!"
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>>91774504
You seemed to have misquoted. You wanted to quote the OP.
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>>91774061
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>>91774537
Tons of people took that death scene seriously, and still do.

Stop thinking you speak for everyone, faggot.
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>>91774061
it's just a cartoon quit scraping for inconsistencies and laugh at the funny man saying penis
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>>91774061
>>scaramouche comes back to do nothing
he showed us that dog people still exist
though more cameos should have been included
the sailor could have been someone familiar
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>>91774061
>webm of Jack getting his face scraped on a cliff hgoes here

>interview where Genndy says he likes to use cartoons because it lets you deal unrealistic harm goes here
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>>91774600
>I completely ignored the scene immediately following which showed her smiling while dancing
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>>91774540
>>91774576
>Dog people were the first ones he saved in the future. That they would save Jack goes to show that the good he's done comes back to help him

THE FUCKING DOG PEOPLE
IT'S DESTINY
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>>91774600
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>>91774295
>Also nice job on missing the reference to an another show,
Which show
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>>91774631
He also showed that there are other 2 assassins above him
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The first two episodes were awesome. The first two episodes. After that it went south more. Nothing to do with Ashi either, at least not for me. I think a large problem lies with the pacing. There's not a whole lot of episodes, so a ton of stuff is getting jammed into short amounts of time. This feels like the kind of show that-after it's done running - /co/ will dislike. I still like it, I just wish it had more time to tell it's story, instead of having Mighty Magisword-esque pacing issues, jumping from thing to thing like a kid with adhd.
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>>91774537
Optimus being disassembled entirely until only his conscient head remains but dying to a shot in the chest would be a better example
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>>91774679
>>91774666
how could I or anyone ignore it, it's the only thing in the screen.
what happens before and what follows is the problem. the sudden change.
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>>91774726
/co/ is too young to get that reference though.
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>>91774681
Spongebob. Same voice actor as Scaramouche and he did the whole salty spatoon thing again.
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>>91774737
Yeeash, go bait somewhere else already.
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scaramouche is obviously going to come back and do something though
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>>91774628
everyone must have forgotten that this Jack has a TV14 rating.
how shocked must you be at a character from an adult cartoon saying "penis"?
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>>91774726
>>91774756
>Megatron cuts him with a lightsaber
>Energy leaks out and he clutches his chest
>Shoots him several times with a pistol there

It's clear he got hit in the vitals Anon.
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>>91774681
don't forget Popeye in the tavern
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>>91774737
The scene you posted doesn't have her smiling due to a lack of detail, not because she isn't happy.

The scene following has her go back to being serious because the song is over, she realizes Jack's impact, and remembers that she must continue to help him.

This isn't hard to figure out anon.
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Does anyone have the talkback thread?
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>>91774759
really?
that's the big reference?

some connection with the voice actor? how desperate is that?
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>>91774061

I agree, the episode was shit.
Prepare to be bombarded with people calling you an autist because there are no actually good arguments for why this episode wasn't shit besides blind fanboyism.
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>>91774881
>Can't make an argument about why it's bad beyond small nitpicks and show not matching your own personal headcanon
>Calls others autistic
On a scale bum buggered to anal armageddon how booty blasted are you right now that /co/ doesn't share your opinions?
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>>91774964

I don't give a shit that a bunch of retards don't share the same opinion as me.
Ignorance is bliss it would seem.
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g-guys
where can I watch this
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>>91774061
>what about the other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all?
Seppuku has an obligatory kaishakunin to behead the seppu...kor? Seppucator? Whatever. But there is a second, and usually the pair have witnesses. It's a ritual suicide, so it's almost like a public ceremony.
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>>91774061
>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
it was one of those charcoal face masks but fullbody, it was still a suit
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>>91774996
>claims to not give a shit
>bothers to post and is clearly sounding pissed
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>>91774996
>Ignorance is bliss it would seem.
Then why are you so mad?
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>>91774061
> (you)
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>>91775042

Ok
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I was fine with it for the most part, the cameos were OK and all but holy fuck I just don't get what the fuck where they thinking with the whole naked thing. Of course waifufags will eat it up but the more I think about it the more I think it's retarded, like, why?

Other than that the resolve with the Green Samurai was pretty dissapointing, let alone that things are playing out as poorly how I expected them to:
>There's no hope
>Ashi says magic words
>TIME TO GET THE SWORD

Like holy shit, so much for 50 years of struggle, Jack.
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>>91775063

>nonstop autism replies
Holy shit, I never go to /co/, but damn.
This place is completely infested with redditors and normies at this point isn't it?
Babies first meme, huh?
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>>91774628
When was this?
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>>91775113
Then it's time to go back.

Back to the past.
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>>91774061
>ashi knows how to jump good
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>>91775105
>"I'm going to meditate and enter the spirit world!"
>"for what?"
>"to get my sword!"
>"your sword is in the spirit world?"
>"no, I don't think so"
>"then why are you going there?"
>"...."
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>>91774116

fpbp
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>>91775113
>Calling people autistic is a /co/ meme
You're not suppose to post your very first day on 4chan. It's a common mistake.
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>>91775113
>Holy shit, I never go to /co/, but damn.

Can crossboarders just go back to where they came from? all you're going to do is whine, throw the same insults that you know and nothing else, and then slink back to whatever shitty place you came from

save all of us the trouble and fuck off now
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>>91774061
>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
the rule 34 side will be happy like pic related
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My lads, I missed it, where can I watch the new episode?
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>>91775204

Using only one insult and not having actual arguments is indicative of being a fucking newfag.
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>>91774061
>the horseman is just some random spirit telling jack to kill himself
That was so fucking terrible, I thought he was gonna be some kind of evil power jack was gonna use to fight but didn't want to get corrupted or one of aku's minions. So underwhelming
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>>91774061

>nothing bad or good just cringe

Only if you think the original dance rave was also cringe asshole
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>>91775067
>no other arguments
>k
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>>91775274
So you're calling yourself a newfag then?

Bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.
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>>91775366
you're talking to a shitposter

don't do this
they are incapable of formulating a single thought on their own
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>>91775291
the song? no.

Ashi joining the dance with her deadpan face during most of it until the scene change? yes.
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>>91775224
Yeah, besides, the Jack Bronies will flood whatever board he comes from with off topic threads about Samurai Jack anyway.
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>Ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains

Jack has done far more outlandish things.
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>>91774061
Autism
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>>91775413
>jack posters are as bad as pony posters
Jesus, why not just post an image declaring yourself a newfag if you're going to be that obvious about it.
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>>91775413
>Jack Bronies

For you.
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>>91774061
Okay you present a number of fair and valid points and I'm open to agreeing with a few.

BUT.

He said penis.
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>>91774061
OP is assravaged that one of the many shitty forgettable new comedies which constantly goes on hiatus isn't getting as much attention as a show that is currently airing, already had a fanbase for over ten years, and had a very good reputation.
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>>91774061
>tfw this image wasnt true
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mega where?
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>>91775626

https://mega.nz/#!r5wj3YRL!AeptI4zyNMVBl5tFUP0CLBmKstJEhUJBbole9bmBNJc

ready your dick anon
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>>91774061

So, can we pinpoint when cartoons went from good fun for kids, to hunting season for autistic manchildren? when was the turning point? genuinely interested.
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>>91775105
Aside from the Scotsman, Jack was mostly alone on his adventures. Having someone else realize your good deeds would certainly be a morale boost.
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>>91775663
thanks f.a.m. assuming it's not dolphin porn who am I kidding I'd love dolphin porn
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>>91775663
gee thanks for the dolphin porn faggot.
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>>91775687
Okay, sure, but it was handed poorly.

Jack has been inactive for 50 years, he doesn't know about the archers, he doesn't know about the Sa moh rah or rave girl, Ashi coming right before his fucking suicide as saying "no pls i believe in you" is the cheapest way of doing things, nobody even showed up.
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>>91775666
who told you S5 Samurai Jack rated TV-14, airing on Adult Swim was a cartoon for kids?
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>>91775413
Now you're just trying too hard.
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>>91775744
This is true. If Genndy had a bigger budget and more time he could've fleshed out these episodes better. But here we are. Might as well enjoy the ride.
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>>91774784
When 4 seasons of the same show had a y10 rating, yeah, it was a bit of a surprise to hear the word penis in what used to be classified a kid's cartoon
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>>91775240
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>>91775608
His return was bullshit
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>>91775460
>>91775471
>>91775768
>MY fanbase's shit doesn't stink! We NEVER make off topic threads on other boards

Now where have I heard that before...
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>>91775891
He's clearly gonna be part of the Scotsman's army
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So what was up with Demongo, I thought he died
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>>91775666
Who's this titty temptress?
...for research
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wow such bait nigger
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Guys,trying to know what this motherfucker is saying. Im translating this episode to spanish.
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>>91776311
>anything that isn't complete mindless praise
>bait
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>>91774116
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>>91774061
>ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

seriously? this is basic physics

falls kill you because of the rapid deceleration when you hit the ground

ashi used her chain to spread out the deceleration over the course of the swing, and to redirect some of the momentum horizontally, which she decelerated from by dragging her feet along the ground

would this take somewhat superhuman arm strength and foot durability? yeah, probably, but definitely nothing that hasn't been demonstrated a dozen times over in SJ by now

there's no inconsistency about character durability here, this is just dumb nitpicking
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>>91776334
>"I used to go to the bathroom but now I can't even pee"

might as well be that.
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>>91776431
she would have to be Spider-Man to do that.
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>>91776459
Thx dude, I really appreciate it
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It's rushed because they have 10 episodes. If paced properly, 10 episodes would be as long as it would take to just defeat the Daughters of Aku. Ashi would spend several episodes meeting old people who knew Jack. The whole season would take 22 episodes.

As for the Samurai, they're former samurai who believe in Bushido. They know Jack is a Samurai, and has failed in his quest. They're assissting him to carry out seppuku.
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>>91775666

Season 5 is meant for those who watched the show as kids/teens and want an ending. It's not for new comers. It's rated 14.
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is there porn of the rave girls PLEASE
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>>91776719
How? This style is completely unfappable. You'd be fapping to Total Drama Island or Clone High levels of awful.
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>>91774061
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>>91775284
He was a Japanese spirit who led Jack to a Japanese graveyard. He's not some 'random' spirit, but an entity that was linked to Jack's own culture. Anons had already speculated by episode 2 that that what he was; a spirit that was trying to guide Jack to undo his dishonor of failing his mission by committing a ritual suicide.
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I want to like this show but nothing in the episodes I've seen have really wowed me or encouraged me to continue. I was expecting something with much more gravity, but it's really interspersed with the lightness you'd expect from a show by the guy who made Dexter's Laboratory. This isn't bad in itself, fun/comedy pairs well with action, but the contrast from expectations really highlights every flaw in it, like weirdly delivered dialogue and silly voices and a lot of style over substance. It's been hyped up for me as this cool and serious show, one of the best works of animation the west has to offer, but it's just too fucking goofy.

That said, I want to give the series my best shot. What episodes do I have to see before giving it up?
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>>91776906
Jack and the Farting Dragon.
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>>91775284
It was never about that, and most of us already knew it.
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>>91776952
Thanks, you little bitch.
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>>91776906
Samurai Jack is entirely style over substance. If that's not your thing then it's cool, but entire episodes will go by with hardly any dialogue and just action scenes and scenery porn.
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>>91776906
It was never a completely serious show. Most fans would have been disappointed if it got too edgy.
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>>91776560

This is retarded though, if you know you only have 10 episodes then make the story fit that timeline.
This is the same shit Korra did, except that got additional seasons that lead to even more retarded cock-fuckery.
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>>91777076
Don't you need good looking scenery to have scenery porn? You can see backgrounds as "good looking" as Samurai Jack in a Yogi Bear cartoon from the 50s.
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>>91777109

Oh hey its you again
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>>91775932
Loud House?
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Explain how this bitch was fighting a ghost. Such garbage
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>>91776747
Them outfits tho. Scantily clad women are sexy.
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>>91777109
Simplicity doesn't equal lazy or bad.
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>>91777109
>You can see backgrounds as "good looking" as Samurai Jack in a Yogi Bear cartoon from the 50s.
Post some then.
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>>91777154
ghost was haunting a sword. poltergeists have telekinisis regarding objects they are haunting
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Am I the only one ho heard scaramouche say he looks like a penis at his ending scene after he gets on the boat
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>>91777174
Pretty sure he actually did say that
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>>91777174
Yes. He literally said penis.
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>>91777154
corporeal ghost
happens all the time
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>>91777174

Yeah. That was the joke. I laughed hard.
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>>91777174
Oh he said it because that guy's head did look like a penis.
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>>91777192
Maybe next week he'll say nigger
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>>91777170
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>>91777154
Only Jack could chase the ghost away but that ghost had poltergeist level abilities.
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>>91775663
not to be a complainy fucktard but... this is a show I cannot skimp on. Do we have a high res high quality version by chance?
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>>91777098
Not even for an episode or two? It's my fault for building up expectations, but the show's always been advertised or recommended to me for being at least mostly serious.
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>>91777169
>deleting my post
So it's okay for him to bash SJ, Clone High, TDI, but Lord forbid someone badmouths SU...
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So umm... are we just going to casually glance over this treasure?
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>>91775105
Yea. they really dropped the ball on that hard.
They tried to fit too many cameos in without any real use to them. We don't need to see every god damn nigga Jack saved. And the short 'kthxbai' did kinda put me off, there was no 'connecting' between the people Jack saved and Ashi when she met them. I guess you could argue that it's to help show her (and subsequently Jack) that there IS hope and blah blah blah. But after doing atleast 3 episodes worth of building up Jack's suicidal tendencies, resolving it in 4 minutes feels extremely week.
I'd like to see Jack relapse over something small and have the bigger problem come forth like when Blue Jacku arrives.
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>>91774061
What else did people expect from the Horseman? If you actually thought it was a real person who just happened to show up whenever Jack felt hopeless or like he'd completely lost himself, you're really bad at interpretation.
He was always something supernatural/mental and the ghost thing was a good way to show Jack regaining hope for himself.
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>>91777228
>the show's always been advertised or recommended to me for being at least mostly serious.
you got memed on
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>>91777289

>show actually called it out

Made me chuckle.
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>>91777259
Did Redwood ever express any fondness for SU? That might explain it.
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>>91777302
It's an almost childlike view of darkhumor.
Bingewatching the first 4 seasons really set that up with Jack always gettin fucked with cursed time portals and having to fucking sacrifice constantly to save the day while pushing back any chance of seeing his family/people again.

I'd probably rate Aku in definite top 5 Villains of all time.
Nigga gets shit done.
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>>91774061
1. She caught the tree branch using her weapon. Dunno why that's such a big deal.
2. Establishment shot. To tell us that he is on his way to Aku. And he still is.
3. Ok.
4. It had to do with her appearance. Even if she is good now. her appearance took a lot of similarities to Aku, and its the one her mother made her have from birth. It was her having her appearance match her new identity.
5. Establishing shots again, to provide motivations to Jack, likely in more then one way.
6. Its the ghosts of samurai in general. A way of saying that all samurai lived for a purpose, and would commit sudoku themselves if they failed that purpose. It was just Jack living up to the expectations that came with being raised as a samurai. Also, there have been episodes before where ghosts beat the shit out of people.
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>>91776431
>>91776506
its almost like its a cartoon or something
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>>91777210
Now post some backgrounds from Samurai Jack to compare.
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The episode was a good nostalgia retread, and I truly enjoyed it. However, it seemed like they tried to "turn Ashi good" a second time. Which, I guess is cool cause you get more of her backstory, and she gets a design change.

It would've been better if she still went looking for Jack but only cause she still wanted to kill him. Then, instead of being sincere when people asked if they were friends she would lie to get them to help her. After each encounter her malice wains as she sees how much good Jack has brought. Only at the end of the episode does she realize Aku is the evil one and she goes on to save Jack etc.
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>>91777395
That's what I've always said. It's a silly cartoon, and it's just eye-rolling when it tries to be serious, looking and acting the way it does. Like a child putting on its parents clothes and saying words it thinks adults say.
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>>91777389
>Young Jack in Africa
This is just how Genndy draws shit.
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>>91774061
Where can i watch the new episode?
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>>91777404
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>>91777430
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>>91777389
why doesnt she have a nose
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>>91777452
It grows along with the rest of her face when she turns her head >>91777065
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>>91777452

I have no idea

>>91777465

Good god
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So I missed the episode due to work.

Did Jack finally give in to DESPAIR?
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>>91777481
almost
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Where to watch the new episode?
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>>91777481

No, though it was an extremely ham-fisted and rushed ending.
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>>91777447
>>91777444
WE WUZ KANGZ N ASHIEEEEEEEET
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>>91777440
There's a link in the thread, fag
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>>91775052
I want to cum all over that slut
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>>91777389
Try posting this on Tumblr. You're more likely to catch a few retards with it
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As long as we're nitpicking stupid shit, did anyone else notice the sign when Scaramouch was getting on the ship changed?

The first time it didn't have the "no dog" on it. I don't think it changing was supposed to be a joke? Just me?
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>>91777562
Pretty sure it was a joke
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>coal burned on her body grew up with her

Completely retarded
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>>91777562
>>91777569

Should have added on a nailed on part to the bottom of it that said NO DOG
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>>91777570
>You can only be pushed into coal once in your life
>It just can't happen more then once
You are completely tarded if you think the coal grew with her.
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>>91777549
Made my nog' jog for a second there.
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The only part I didn't like was that the horse man was a high leveled Samurai ghost instead of being an extension of Ghost Jack
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>>91777570
>not the implication that she's naked from the time we see her
>the black 'bodysuit' is just a thin layer of ash

But then again, if that is true, then why didn't her sisters' ash come off during that temple scene? But she needed a rock to really scrape it off, so it must be some powerful adhesive ash.
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And that motherfucking Astro cameo 0__0
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>>91774061
I like how him not killing was a cool meta-commentary about the difference between the og and the new but it makes some shit just weird as the bar showed.
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>>91777317
how does a robot know what a human penis looks like
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>>91777613
I wondered where he was from! Knew I've seen that dog before.

>Astro
>Popeye
What other "old cartoon" cameos were there?
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>>91777618
I can accept it since most of the time, Jack's opponents are out of his league, so he doesn't resort to killing.
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>>91777465
>>91777452
>>91777473
why are you guys so fucking autistic about cartoons and design and artistic style? it's fucking caricature. it's a drawing. What is wrong with you
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>>91774737
concentrating to copy a dance you've never done before. getting it right and enjoying both the dance and your accomplishment.
This guy is 9001% right and we should all quit trying to stop him.
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>>91777618
They should have never acknowledged it like that and just let the audience assume not every encounter Jack ever had was Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
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>>91777570
>>91777609
I have experience with this. I ate it on my school's track way back in middle school and cut up my knee pretty badly.

The track was not paved, it just sort of had loose... not gravel, but almost like pulverized asphalt. That was over 15 years ago and where that happened my knee is still black.

You can basically tattoo yourself easily with ash, much less ash+fire.
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>>91777598
Given how bad a hack Genndy is, he probably meant for coal to grow with her
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>>91776906
>ask for recommendation of good episodes
>one joke answer
What the fuck have you all been spamming and praising this show for Y E A R S about if you can't list one episode that's good off the top of your head?
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>>91777710
>Tarded
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>>91777710
>joke answer

Every moment of Samurai Jack is pure kino art house amazement, a spectacle of sight and beautiful choreography, and no single episode better shows Genndy's vision for the heights western animation can reach than Jack and the Farting Dragon, anon.
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/co/ is full of so many contrarian shits, it's kind of amazing.

I mean, your medium is dead, and the one time you're given something of worth, you go full autism. And I kind of actually mean that for some of you people. Not an insignificant percentage of you are probably on the spectrum.

The show's been great, and it's unfortunate that so many people let inane nitpicking ruin it for them.
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>>91777632
Same reason why you know what a vagina looks like
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>>91775932
maybe every fanbase ever everywhere.
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>>91777710
Greetings from /v/.
We have better Jack threads :^)
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>>91777729
>You're not allowed to criticize bad things in good shows

Dumbass
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>>91774061
I agree with all of your points. The episode felt like a waste, aside from some attempts at buildup with the cameos.

I'm hopeful for the coming ones. I just didn't think this one was as good as some of the others. I particularly agree with your Scaramouche comment, much of the time in the episode could have been redirected to be more fulfilling.
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>>91777730
Scaramouche watches gay porn?
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>>91777699
I just assumed it was coal mixed with aku's evil, to make them 'proper' daughters of aku
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>>91777737
Much appreciated.

>>91777727
>>91777720
I genuinely hope what remains of these threads get funneled into a mandatory general.
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>>91777748
It goes beyond that, anon. I've seen this before with other shows, other franchises. A level of inane nitpicking from people who most likely have genuine mental issues.
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>co is always the most chill board
>except when it comes to magical gem boys, pink ponies and samurais
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>>91777737
You liar, Jack fans NEVER post on other boards!
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>>91777778
>>91777774
>>91777777
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>>91777737
>does not have haunted house ep or SA MOO RAI.
get it together senpai
honestly, add those too and the list is pretty good. >>91777710 Although if you're needing to ask for recommendations for which are the "good episodes" in samurai jack, you should probably just kill yourself.
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>>91777792
Maybe he wants to skip the filler and just get on with the plot.
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>>91774061
>why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.

He's being set up as the thing that gets Aku to finally confront Jack, which will happen right as he gets his sword back.
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>>91777710
Most of them are good. We can't help your lack of taste for the show.
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>>91774061
I agree about the dance. It was dumb, anons, come on. The sentiment wasn't bad, it just wasn't executed as well as I would have liked, I think.
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>>91777792
>farting dragon
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>>91777816
Is focusing on the dance some kind of meme? The pacing of the last 3 episodes has been fucking stupid and people are focusing on the dance of all things? C'mon.
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>>91777833
/co doesn't seem to like dancing much at all, unless anyone can provide examples
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>>91777792
I didn't like the episodes I saw enough to slog through however many looking for the appeal when it could just be that you all have universally garbage taste. If I check out the ones that are specifically recommended it saves me a step.
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>>91774600
>They are dancing the dance Jack pulled off in order to fit in with the group of mind controlled party goers

It's the little things.
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>Spend the episode wondering if any archaeologist dogs are going to make an appearance
>mfw by the end I remember the lifespan of dogs
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
Artistic liberty, she survived just fine from a larger fall before, you didn't bat an eye there.
>why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.
Despite being overly long, it's to set up an important plot point, just like meeting all the people Jack saved is setting them up to show up later. Just like Scaramoush was set up when his head was cut off. You're oblivious to these details.
>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.
Again, you're being autistic, but somehow missing details. It is the same dance Jack did when he saved those kids years ago. Song not withstanding, it was meant to connect the narrative.
>that has the most unnecessarily and retarded plot twist I've seen in a cartoon lately.
A bit much true however it was symbolic, as you seem to grasp, but have a problem with artistic liberties as seen above in point one.

>but she already did that in the last episode with the rushed exposition and telling her mother to fuck off, why do it again?
She didn't, she's merely refuting her teachings slowly, she well show up in the end, or there will be a resolution to it before that.
>>91774061
>these are the only good parts, what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai" and leaves for the next scene of exposition. only the endi to these segments feel rushed.
She alsways does so to find the samurai, of which she gets information the first time, and the final leads her to where she needs to go by luck. Could've been handled better, but again, this is setting up his allies for when JAck needs them msot. When Scaramoush tells Aku about the sword.
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>>91777851
You forget that this is a show with a man that doesn't age because magic BS. Why can't the TALKING dogs live long human lives?
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>>91777800
X-9, mad jack, three archers (etc.) are all really self contained, I don't think they're "plot" as such. Honestly, for the most part, the only plot you need comes from the intro.
I'm a hopeless pleb and can't remember the name, does that list even have the episode with the guardian?

>>91777848
Yeah, see, that's the thing. If you have to "slog through" any part of samurai jack, you really might as well off yourself. Even the worst episodes where good to decent.

>>91777817
I'd put chicken Jack above this, but yeah, it was up there too.
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>>91777849
wait
everyone did catch that right?
I don't want to believe anyone posting in these threads didn't recognize what dance that was
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>>91777833
No, I just saw a lot of the replies were anons trying to shit on the opinion of the dance being out of place and it was.
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>>91777924
>Even the worst episodes where good to decent.
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>>91777924
Of shut the fuck up and stop pretending every episode is God's gift to man. There are ton of pointless and some plain bad episodes. There's no reason to sit through that crap
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>>91777875
>>91774061
>his reveal was embarassing.
>first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying some ghost who's telling him to kill himself?
Again, you missed the point, it most likely Jack's own guilt personified mixed with a healthy bit of mysticism.

This is seprate from blue jack who will come up later. The ghosts themselves did not care, they were there to witness, like Aishi was supposed by Omen's own admission. It was the honerable thing to do, so the spirits would have been satisfied, but the more honorable thing to do was realizing his purpose could still be fulfuilled. Jack never failed.
Jack himself was cool with obeying his own guilt here because eh's been wrestling the idea of killing himself for 50 years. The 50 or so kids he thought he was responsible for killing sent him over the edge.

>second, how can the ghost attack Ashi or even destroy rocks or wield a sword? he's a fucking ghost. why is this a big deal? because he goes down in 1 slash so being corporeal he couldn't hold Ashi or attack with a sword, and what about the other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all? were they going to judge if Jack passed some test? Jack didn't do anything, he was there to die and by what the big amurai said, there were just audience. so why even have them there in the first place?
While I admit the fight could've been handled better, I think it was soley because the scene might have seemed too boring without some action. However again, you are msising the point, the Omen was Jack's own spirit, his act of slashing it was signifyng his renouncement of the idea of killing himself, and the idea that he had failed. It's symbolism in the simplist form of imagery. Again the Audience were simply spirits there to witness, he would take his place among them had he decided to take his own life.
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>>91777875
>larger fall
blimp vs mountain. who can go higher?
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>>91777800
nigga there is no plot except that jack is trying to get back to the past and fucks up literally every time
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>>91777956
>>91777947
>even the worst episodes are decent
>stop pretending every episode is God's gift to man
I'll stop "pretending" when you stop making ridiculous straw men and shoving them in my mouth, desu.
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>>91777956
A true fan wuld sit through even the crap episode.

I watched Jack and the Farting Dragon. I didn't enjoy it, there was no redeeming qualities about the episode in my opinion but I still watched it.

A true fan suffers their devotion.
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>>91777970

>Jack's own guilt personified
>the Omen was Jack's own spirit
citation needed.
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>>91777983
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>>91777998
I can't help it if you're too autistic to interpret imagery other than in a literal sense.
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Wow, this episode was pretty bad.
Ashi´s character was a joke here. All she did was go full waifu mode.
That song was so cringe, that I wish I could erase it from my memory.
Lots of unnecessary fanservice that led nowhere interesting.

The only good thing about the episode was Scaramouche.
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>>91777994
First of all, no, that's fucking stupid. Second of all, the anon asking for requests isn't a "true fan" since he's trying to figure out the "big deal" on why people even like this fucking show. A complete shit episode like that is going to impress nobody
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>>91777924
The main episode I remember is the rave one, which I expected was abnormally silly for the series but it still diminished my interest in continuing.

I have a weird issue with the way the dialogue is delivered, too. I wanted to compare writing style between episodes with more dramatic focus and more comedic focus.
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>>91778025
Fucking this. God, weebs are such fucking insufferable cunts
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>>91778004
>make awful strawman
>get called out
>post a reaction image.
pottery.
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>>91775932
Umaru.
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>>91778075
Go shitpost on /v/
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>>91778031

Watch Jack vs the zombies
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>>91778075
>all I wanted to do was shit on something people loved
>and then they laughed at me
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>>91778062
I'd have to lower my IQ to argue with you. Not worth it, especially considering you have much more experience with being a fucking moron. Not a fair fight.
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>>91778075
I wish I could have autism like you. It would make actual problems in my life look so insignificant compared to a single minute slice of a cartoon.
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
You realize Jack does illogical shit like all the time, including when he's not even awake? How the fuck does his body float across an entire river full of jagged rocks and other shit without crashing into any of them and dying a bloody mess in his sleep? Cartoon bullshit, that's how.
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>>91778121
Wow, what a convincing ad hominem.

Anyway, I'm going to go to bed now. Feel free to reply with another strawman/reaction image/etc. so you can 'win' or whatever.
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>>91776334

I think it's 'I used to go to the bathroom. Now I go in a bag'
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>>91777444
>>91777210
Yeah, Scott Wills, lead background artist, has said many times (and you can see it with your own eyes) that his painting style was inspired by Hanna Barbera.

And for the record, the backgrounds in the early Yogi cartoons were gorgeous. Art Lozzi and Montealegre could do no wrong.
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Is there anywhere else to watch this other than the mega?
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>>91777637
Zorak shows up in the background. They don't draw too much attention to it but it's too much of a coincidence what with this being produced by Adult Swim/Williams Street
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>>91778317
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>>91776366
it's bait
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>>91778316
Bird Mom Pearl on DailyMotion.
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>>91778196
*Witty retort*
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>>91777109
Ask John K and he'll tell you that Yogi Bear has some of the best background paintings in animation history
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Scaramouch didn't do nothing, he's going to be making his way to Aku in the next episode or couple.
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>>91774295
>Jack a reason to get over his malaise.
Jack's malaise is all about his fucking sword being missing. Ashi does nothing to fix that. Why do people keep saying Ashi will help Jack overcome his depression when Jack depression is caused by the knowledge no matter how hopeful he is and how hard he tries Aku cannot be killed without the sword.
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>>91777737
>no Jack and the Lava Monster

FOOOOOLISH
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
Fuck you.
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>>91777289

I had to rewatch that scene when I heard it
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>>91778343
Wait a minute, that hat...
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>>91774061
>DOOD LOOKS LIKE A PENIS LMAO
>Hot girl was naked the entire time
>Remember all these characters from the original show? Pls watch our show, no we won't make new content just reminisce about the past
>Suspenseful build-up of "Green Knight" shadowy samurai figure was absolutely nothing at all except for Jack's self-doubt made manifest. No new villain, no corrupt jack, nothing- just bullshit emotional trauma that helps build the unnecessary AshixJack romance
Why does /co/ like this garbage show so much?
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>>91778475
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>>91778475
you spamming this now?
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>>91778475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

Because we've got lower standards than you, is that what you want to hear? That you're better than us in every way and you're the arbiter of great taste and we're just shoveling whatever shit Genndy lays on a plate into our festering gobs?
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>>374721120
I wanted Honda Tadakatsu to drive Jack into full Nuclear Scorched Earth Stare into the Abyss mode. Seems kind of copout to make it some ghost jobber.
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>>91778475
eggstra thigg :DDDDD
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>>91775105

Yeah, so they were all naked this whole time...

wtf

Everyone just assumed it was some skintight ninja outfit and they just made it really weird for no good reason...
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>>91774061

Nigger do you even remember what show you're watching.
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>>91778516
Genndy just wanted an excuse to draw naked lolis
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>>91774681
Astro from the Jetsons?
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you retards are trying way to hard to hate this shit
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>>91777613
Isn't the one on the left from Two Stupid Dogs?
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>>91778507

I was certainly was duped with high expectations based on the first couple episodes
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>>91778539
No, there legit problems with this episode. Stop being a fanboy and address them
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>>91778539
judging from the cuckoo spam its just some assblasted /pol/lacks who hate that there are people who don't hate everything
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>>91778559
what problem is so big you need to spam threads over and over
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>>91778559
My mentality isn't fucked to the point where I try to find flaws in decent shows.
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>>91777632
WHIP
IT
OUT
>>
SAMURAAAAAAAAAAI

DROP
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>>91778573
>I fall for obvious trolls and ignore legit criticism

>>91778575
"decent" means it's "okay" meaning it's not good, great, or perfect. Ergo, it's flawed. Anyone with half a brain could conclude that. If you don't like people shitting on your show, leave the thread, and preferably the internet altogether
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>>91775182
Everyone I've seen who seems to completely miss the point thinks that the sword is whats causing jack to be depressed. Are you retarded? Did you completely miss all the ghosts of dead children/his family? He's depressed because he failed to go back in time to defeat aku. Yes he needs his sword to do that but thats not the fucking point
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>>91778617
ok man tell me the big fucking problom
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I've been hearing complaints of OP's nature a lot, so I'll only say this once.

If you don't remember seasons 1-4 having
>wacky and weird side characters
>slow pacing
>unrealistic physical feats
>awkward dialogue (by which I mean dialogue between 2 awkward people)
>weird hip 'n' trendy characters
You need to sit your stupid ass down and watch it again, because all that shit was there.

Genddy is a master of the asspull and you all seem to have forgotten it was always like this because you've glorified it in your head for so long.

This is not to say that S1-4 were bad. It's an excellent cartoon but it's not the gold standard you all seem to think S5 should be for some reason.
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sheeit
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>>91778448
Jack's also upset about the time portals. He has no hope of getting back to the past and undoing the future that is Aku, and combined with the sword, he's given up on defeating Aku at all.
In turning from evil to good, and in reminding him of the good he's created in the world, Ashi has renewed his hope to do *something* against that big tree-ogre.
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>>91778644
I liked Bubblegum more.
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He's partially rtight

We would have been better off if after Scaramouche comes back, he just hops off and we don't see him again for the rest of the episode. Additionally, cut the rave dance scene. With the freed up runtime, use it to make the ending scene with the ghost shogun fleshed out more and actually have it payoff the buildup.

I would have preffered a longer/more elaborate arc for the shogun, but there's no reason why a single scene to resolve it as they did couldn't have paid off the build up had it been done right.

>>91777228
>>91776906
The haunted house episode is pretty completely serious

>>91778475
While a new character out of it would have been nice, what they did would have been fine had they not botched the tone of the scene and it was longer.
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>>91778630

>Cant stop aku without the sword
>Cant complete his mission because he lost it

How could it not be a huge factor in him giving up?
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>>91778644
>>91778663
BEST SCENE
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anyone got a link to the ep?
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>>91778663
That looks so fucking bad
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>>91778475
>corrupt jack
This happened twice in the course of the original run, there's no need to repeat iconic plotlines. You'd know this if you weren't an ignorant bandwagon jumper.
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>>91778631
Read the fucking thread and use your head to differentiate between good and bad posts
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>>91778734
I'd rather you fuck off and take your autism with you.
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>>91778636
Being unable to deal with other's opinions is a legit symptom of autism.
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>>91777374
>commit sudoku
Had a chuckle.
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>>91778740
The irony is astounding
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>>91778707
its a factor but people are acting like jack killing himself over a sword is retarded. He's not killing himself because of the sword he's killing himself because of the guilt. The reason he wants to die is because he failed his mission. The sword is important but its only a tool.
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>>91778704

Scaramouche hopping off screen after stating he needed to find Aku would've been perfect since the audience would have inferred that he was going to tell Aku about the sword, but they had to have him state what he was doing, twice.

I guess there are plenty of idiots out there that need to have things explained to them multiple times.
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>>91778746
Not being able to deal would be physically assaulting somebody or threatening some kind of harm over their beliefs. Opining that somebody's opinion is stupid because of your own opinion is just banter.
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>>91778719
How is mad jack any different than the self-doubt samurai? They're exactly the same thing! Not only that, but they've been hammering in the idea of self-doubt and depression continuously the first 5 episodes-it's getting tiresome. The only comfort I find is that it was resolved rather quickly.

To be more precise on corrupt jack, I was hoping for more of a "jack goes evil/loses his purpose and goes full murderous vigilante tier (or more unbelievably helps Aku somehow) and then Ashi has to save him from himself" type episode. Or maybe "Jack's inner turmoil turns him into an even greater evil threat than Aku". Instead, we got "Samurai Jack has to deal with his inner demons, again and again and again." A very anti climactic build-up to the shadowy samurai figure we've been seeing...

Don't get so angry when someone presents legitimate criticism over a show you like, it's childish and immature.
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>>91778746
and you're doing the same for his

see how hypocritical you're being?
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>>91778872
Mad Jack was literally created by Aku.
The other time Jack was infected with Aku.

The Samurai Ghost is... Just a ghost.
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>>91778880
Whoa...
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>>91778872
>"jack goes evil/loses his purpose and goes full murderous vigilante tier (or more unbelievably helps Aku somehow) and then Ashi has to save him from himself" type episode. Or maybe "Jack's inner turmoil turns him into an even greater evil threat than Aku"
That would go against the traditional (actual) samurai code though.
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>>91778906
Again, though it's all the same thing. Aku causes Samurai Jack to have inner turmoil he must overcome through sheer force of will. SHowing not only Samurai Jack's wisdom and skill of blade, but also his purity of spirit.

In season 5, however, the exception is that Ashi herself helps him overcome this inner turmoil. This results in them being brought closer together.
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>>91778986
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>>91779013
>pony
FUCK YOU BARNEYFAG
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>>91775105

Do you even realize how many gratuitous Fundoshi scenes Samurai Jack has had in its running, including the bathing scenes? Especially the bathing scenes? Jack IS fanservice.
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>>91775025
I wonder if any of them ever got sick after watching a head fly off
I guess it's better than public executions
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>>91774295
>What the fuck else is she going to do? The point of those scenes was to broaden Ashi's worldview and give Jack a reason to get over his malaise.

Those scenes were certainly rushed. She states that he may be in danger and they just say they hadn't seen him and don't even ask about what they can do to help. Seems like they just acted like they cared but didn't really.

It would've been better had it been just a couple of remaining characters that tried to help her find him and have them explain how thankful they are to Jack when they found him. At least have them there at the end so he can remember all of the good he has done.
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the only reference I didn't get was the little person near the end as Ashi stepped out
the one with the blue eyes
who was that?
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NAKED LOLI ASHI
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>>91779180
My two guesses
>Waitress from the series premier, now old, forgotten and with a grudge against Aku for not showering her in riches
>little bloke girl from Jack is Naked
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Scaramouche serves as plot foreshadowing. He will finally reach Aku and tell him Jack has no sword. As Aku rejoices and immediately goes forth to crush the foolish samurai, we'll have a scene where Jack recovers his sword. This will setup their final confrontation, where Aku will WHATCHA.
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>>91774061
it would have been better if the returning characters helped jack instead of ashi saving him with her love
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>>91774807
This means Jack is confirmed stronger than Popeye, right?
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>>91778872
>whining when a show doesn't do what you want is legitimate criticism

This is what happens when a show gets popular. People fill their heads with headcanon and then RRREEEE when it doesn't happen.

>jack goes evil/

jesus christ stop
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>>91777699
> "it serves my purpose to say ____, so I'll assume that it was indeed meant to be represented as ____!"

Lel
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>>91779306
Stronger than Robo-Popeye.
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>>91779306
ROBOT popeye
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>>91774681
Popeye.
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>>91779333

>People discussing a show on a board designed for discussing shows

Thats crazy talk
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>>91778769
you're the autist one here m8
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>>91774061
>giant evil tree made sapient
such bullshit, trees can't even be sentient. fuckign genndy
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>>91779306
When did he meet Robo-Popeye?

also just remembered Genndy almost made a Popeye movie
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>>91777289
I was waiting for this
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>>91777290
>They tried to fit too many cameos in without any real use to them. We don't need to see every god damn nigga Jack saved.

It's the end of the show, seeing how the characters from the first seasons changed in 50 years isn't a bad thing.

I swear you people are bitching about anything.
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>>91778025
>cringe

Adult Swim's for 18 year olds
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>>91778475
This post is lazy bait but it's still better than a lot of the serious "criticisms" I'm reading here. Jesus christ.
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>>91774295
>Because the character is entertaining while in a cartoon?
He also serves a purpose. Eventually he WILL reach Aku and tell him that Jack lost his sword. That will set up the final showdown. Aku will go to Jack.
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>>91774295
>We still don't know who the girl that sent Ahi to him is.
I recognize the voice. Same voice as one of those little one eyed creatures that rode on the back of the giant lake monster. The one that led Jack to the Guardian.
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>>91778475
is literally all the complaining about the mysterious samurai from people that are mad their headcanon didnt come true
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>>91779936
Honest answer: yes.
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>>91779955
man this board really is tumblr
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>>91774061
See you next week!
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>>91779936
No, it was resolved WAY too quickly for something that was built up for half this final season's length, which is 50%, so that would insinuate that it was more important than a mere obstacle.
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>>91779961
It's more like the opposite, rather than a hugbox, it's a hatebox
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>>91779936
Pretty much. I didn't expect or make any guesses to who he is so I wasn't bummed out by the fact that he was a ghost at all.

I mean, it's a Ghost Samurai, I don't know what the problem is. Plus his voice sounds like Anub'arak and that is cool.
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>>91779992
A hugbox is a hugbox.

/pol/ is just as much a hugbox as, I dunno some sjw version, which seems like everywhere else on the internet at this point.
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>>91779955
not again
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>>91774295
not an argument
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the world is a massive place and ashi ended up where jack was by sheer coincidence, no tracing, nothing
maybe if they didn't fill the episode with Scaramouch crap it could have been done correctly.
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>>91780028
This meme is really stupid and I hate how many boards have succumbed to it
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>>91779992
>it's a hatebox
I can't say anything about Ashi that I hate without getting two rows responses tacked on to my post about how it's bait, which leads to the post getting deleted.

It's a hugbox
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>>91780040
THAT WHITE GUY TURNED BLafrican american
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>>91780032
The Samurai Jack world never made any sense to begin with.
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>>91779991
did you expect some huge fight or something, it was obvious from the beginning that the Samurai was some mental manifestation, Jack now has his mind in order and a goal in life again, the Samurai therefore has no reason to exist anymore
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>>91780043
Maybe that's bad on your part?
Try to explain yourself instead of just going "dis character is shit" like an idiot .
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>>91780053
irrelevant, we all know it's massive and she ending up there at the right time without any actual hints is BS
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>>91780058
Maybe for the time being.
Who knows if he has to confront him one last time to get his sword back if he's teying to reclaim his purpose
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>>91780053
It's just future Earth with a shitload of aliens
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>>91780062
I do, and this is repeating itself for the 100th time and I'm really wearing down saying it. I go out of my way to avoid scapegoats, buzzwords, and insults. I put explanations that go into detail. But since the details and explaining makes the post longer than 2 lines, I just get responses like "imagine being this mad at a cartoon!" and assumptions that I'm an assblasted female hater because the post was long and that = being mad and that I need to take it easy.

Damned if I do damned if I don't, can't say anything bad about her because it's a hugbox.
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It would have been funnier of Ashi desperately screamed WOOLIES after her argument failed and interrupted the sudoku scene, then rattled off the people she saw that Jack saved.
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>>91780126
Maybe you should just smoke some weed and chill for once bro
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>>91774061
>kbai
>"k legs go find mai sword"
Unironically kill yourself
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>>91778734
fuck you, we are under no obligation. you made a claim that there are actual big problems. substantiate them or shut the fuck up already.
"j-just read the thread and decide for me what my points are and then we can talk!"

eat shit and die.
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Hope they don't redeem Scaramouch
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>>91780258
this isn't su
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>>91780313
-MBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>91774061
>ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains

Jack has done far more impossible shit multiple times and you know it. Cry more.

>why waste precious running time with this asshole

Imagine being such a joyless faggot that you don't want more of scat-singing Tom Kenny.

>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.

"Cringe" is a buzzword used by Redditors and other spergs to describe things that are perfectly fine but which they claim to dislike for internet cool points.

>she already did that in the last episode with the rushed exposition

So if it's rushed, you whine about it, and if it's not rushed, you whine about it. You sound like fun guy.
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>>91780361
well done anon

well done
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>>91780376
>"Cringe" is a buzzword used by Redditors and other spergs to describe things that are perfectly fine but which they claim to dislike for internet cool points.
OP is a retard, and these are some fine points you have, but I hate that cringe has been reduced to this. It was never a word I liked but fuck if I could find another term for cringeworthy, because obnoxious doesn't explain it that well
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>>91780376
>scaramouch
>enable bad writing and wasting time because you like the character
shameful
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>>91779351
>Genndy dick rider
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>>91774061

I only agree with the dance part, aside from that it was a good episode
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>>91780821
So if someone doesn't call him a hack, they're a dick rider huh

Your logic is as bad as your bait
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>>91774411
^^^^^
This

Jack's still a Samurai, and they had a VERY strict code of honour, maybe it didn't come up much in the past but one of the tenents was that you HAD to avenge your family if they were harmed. By failing to do so, or not doing so in enough time he's broken the code, thus all the restless ghosts, which are probably all the 'genuine' samurai remaining would be malicious towards him.

It depends how much Genndy is trying to link Jack back to Japanese culture how accurate this is, but the Japanese absolutely love the idea of ghosts being vicious and violent when not properly respected etc, and without any of Jack's clan remaining to pay their respects, Aku has basically left them all to stew in their own hatred in the afterlife, thus it all gets put onto jack for his 'failing'.

Also

>The Samurai Ghost being his second

Fun fact, in order to preserve honour during Seppuku a samurai would have someone else chop off their head once they were finished disembowelling themselves, in order to cut off their screams.
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does anyone have 720p megas for eps 1 and 2?

6: https://mega.nz/#!r5wj3YRL!AeptI4zyNMVBl5tFUP0CLBmKstJEhUJBbole9bmBNJc
5: https://mega.nz/#!mxZ3VKwS!x3TD1oZaQwic3vC69j5zKXlAqMdXoEqTO9_qFTvANms
4: https://mega.nz/#!z4wHHBzJ!BTNo4C9JZQxeFt_nzKzExDxm1efKX15iW4RiCzi6Udc
3: https://mega.nz/#!r5hCHZ6a!_klMpXCZPwBge_X_paYm4HX_DPFbHAjnVrztAEuP-_A
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>>91774061
>The dance.

Honestly I liked the idea of the guys doing the same dance what Jack thought them. You know the Kung Fu Dancing
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Is everyone on /co/ such a sensitive little faggot?

>Criticism is brought up
>NUH UH THE SHOW IS PERFECT

Fucking kill yourselves you giant manchild
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>>91780914
This is how 4chan works.

Why can't you just ignore options you find stupid and move on. And if you see a person who seems reasonable than talk it out with him your differences
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>>91780914
>criticism can be easily refuted or are just nitpicking by someone trying to acquire a bunch of points to hate on as if to make themselves look more creditable

perchance you should take the knife to your potbelly, anon
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>>91774116
OP actually made some valid criticism but kids on /co/ are going to ignore everything and have an autistic meltdown because of their low IQ.
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>>91780892
The problem is that most people are not going to know or care about all this, which is going to lead to a lot of confusion. There's simply not enough time to explain it all, so he has to hope people just "go along with it"

I bet all this shit will get addressed at fucking SDCC or something
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>>91780963
You keep saying this but there's plenty of posts here that counter argue against op

would you please stop anon if you would be so kind
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>>91777710
These threads are filled with crossboarders and people who started watching the show since the new season started.
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>>91780936
Literally worse than /a/

>>91780942
Take the knife to your mangled dick, faggot
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>>91780983
>you keep saying this
This was literally my very first post in the thread after reading OP's post.

Take your meds
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>>91780993
The irony is that they're more intelligent and reasonable than the /co/ posters
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>tfw Zorack was in this episode
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>>91781002
>This was literally my very first post in the thread after reading OP's post.


So you admit you didn't read any of the counter arguments and just came here to vent your hate about /co/? Christ alive dude way to shoot yourself in the balls
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>>91781001
not until you first anon~
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>>91781033
Yeah, I definitely said all that. Calm yourself autist
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>>91781027
You are off your fucking rocker.
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>>91781058
>OP actually made some valid criticism but kids on /co/ are going to ignore everything and have an autistic meltdown because of their low IQ.

You wrote it right here dude bro.
Unless you actually want to discuss something, it seems like you're just venting
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Wait the SHIT....that bouncer pointed to the sign saying no dogs on the boat, but once Scaramouche gets onboard he gets into a fight afterwards....with fucking dogs!
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>>91780898
>wanting shit quality
ishygddt
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>>91781070
Someone's triggered
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>>91781114
not an argument
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>>91778475
I love how people here just call everything bait instead of actually using arguments.
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>>91774061
Half of your questions can be answered after a couple of seconds of logical thinking.
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>>91781143
when you word your post like an autist, don't expect to be treated like anything but an autist
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>>91781102
Really makes you bork.
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>>91781101
>make literally one neutral sentence
>you're just venting!
How is it venting?

I read OP's post, and felt he pointed out some valid flaws of the episode.

And where are these counter arguments you speak of? Cause all I see are kids calling OP autistic/troll and freaking out like you are without coherently postulating any thing.
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>>91781114
Because I said fucking? Nah, I just felt like commenting on one of the dumbest posts here. Cross-boarders haven't brought nice things in years. Just drama.
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>>91781156
See? You're doing it again.

Also >>91774881 was right.
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>>91781101
That is no way similar to what you said....
Are you scizophrenic
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>>91781120
>Implying I'm not right
>someone asks for recommended episodes to watch
>/co/ck suckers give troll answers
>supposed /v/ poster gives him an actual good list

You're worthless
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>>91781113
I have a toaster m8
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>>91781162
>>91774295
>>91774411
>>91776431
>>91777374
>>91777875
>>91777970
>>91780376
>>91780892
takes like 5 seconds dude
don't get mad at me that you're too lazy to lurk more through a thread before posting
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>>91777937
People can be stupid, but /co/ is downright retarded or deliberately ignores logic for shitposting narrative.

I wouldn't put genuine stupidity past people who keep shitposting on one fucking time action cartoon got revived and it's also good, though.
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>>91781113
Quell your autism and try being helpful for once in your miserable life
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>>91781162
>I read OP's post, and felt he pointed out some valid flaws of the episode.
Actually you shittalked everyone else besides OP.
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>>91778544
yes.

dont know who the leader dog was though, a godlike moment when i saw it, all the cameos were perfect, fuck the op
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>>91781210
>don't get mad at me
Im certainly not mad. You obviously are more upset than I am about people have seperate opinions than you...
>>91781229
There you go again. I was not in the thread when you were arguing with those other anons. You are tilting at windmills here, take a break from the pc and meditate.
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All the Tumblr refugees need to fucking die
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>>91781229
As opposed to you shit talking OP and everyone else that agrees with him...?
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>>91781253
>u mad?
Man please be civil and don't make this a boring shitfling.

Do the one thing that I just told you: lurk more before posting.
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>>91781223
Anon >>91781205 has a toaster, if I tried to help I'd only make things worse by giving them high quality episodes.
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>>91781275
I have been civil. Ever since I came into the thread I been met with nothing but pure autism and rage.
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>>91781275
You first, retard
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
yeah man, and look how thin Ashi's waist line is. Her torso would snap under it's own weight just from walking around. Could they really not find a turbo autist someplace to point out why their fantasy cartoon universe for children wouldn't work with in the real word without violating the standard model of physics??
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>>91781306
this aimless aggression is pointless, rethink your posting.
>>91781305
Didn't see multitude of posts I linked or something?
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>>91781255
S-shut up you autist, it's just a cartoon.
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rrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>91781318
>for children
>samurai jack season 5
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>>91777289
>>91777317

Wait-

Could the guy fuck a woman by headbutting her?

Did scaramouch lose his neck virginity?
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>>91781349
>They said benis :DDDD that means it's for grown ups

It has, and always will be, a kids show. This shit is tame compared to "children's" anime.
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>>91781384
/a/ why are you so loud?
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>>91781328
Listen carefully....

You accussed me of being someone else you were arguing with before. I proved you wrong.

Then you proceeded to claim I didn't know what was going on in the thread, which was false. My post said that kids were just having autistic meltdowns upon reading OP's criticism instead of postulating with coherent counter arguments. Which you are only further proving my point...

Somehow you concluded that I didn't read any of those posts (news flash I did)

Now read this carefully.

So tell me again why would any of that be relevant at all in convincing me otherwise
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>>91781349
Yeah man, samurai jack is a mature show for mature people such as yourself.
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>>91781239
He kind looks like the dog from tom and jerry, but off-color.
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>>91781384

Context is important. It's not that they said penis, it's that they said it in Samurai Jack. It's like if winnie the pooh or big bird said "fuck" you just don't expect that to happen, it's weird and out of place for a show you watched as a kid to do that to you.
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Are we seriously discussing Ashi's impossible descent and crazy proportions in a world where Jack hasn't broken a single bone after sumo wrestler who weighs 700 tons crushed him, where Jack spent fuck knows how long climbing giant ass mountain with no food or warm clothes, where black guy learnt his lesson and got a job?
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>>91781449
Penis is in no way equal to fuck.
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>>91781454

>where black guy learnt his lesson and got a job

Never realized just how unrealistic this shit was. I know it's a cartoon but fuck...
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>>91781113
>ishygddt
"I sure hate you guys, don't do that."?
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>>91781411
>You accussed me of being someone else you were arguing with before. I proved you wrong.
Woah woah man I wasn't arguing with anyone, link the posts and I might be able to see where we're getting our facts mixed up here if you would be so kind.
>My post said that kids were just having autistic meltdowns upon reading OP's criticism instead of postulating with coherent counter arguments.Somehow you concluded that I didn't read any of those posts (news flash I did)

This is a bit confusing.
You go from saying there's no one producing coherent counter arguments, and yet you did read the posts where said counter arguments existed....huh? Were you just cherry picking from the getgo from all the initial posters calling it bait and shit? If so that's reasonable since it follows every OP like this as time has shown us.
>Which you are only further proving my point...
Cmon man I'm just trying to keep the peace. No more need for pointless shitflinging I already told you this. Do it again and I don't know what to say. Maybe we are just doomed to cynicism.
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>>91781473

I would agree, same sport different league tho.

That video where the voice of spongebob explains the origins of the voice, and ends up saying fuck as spongebob? Ever see that. It's the same thing. It's just weird to hear it coming from a childhood character/show
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>>91781504

>"I sure hate you guys, don't do that."?
>ishygddt
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>>91781504
lurk more, newfag
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>>91781504
Leave.
Now.
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>>91781391
>someone posted an anime picture therefore he is from /a/

Damn anon, you got the whole world figured out, guess i'm from /an/ because i'm posting a fucking bird.

>>91781449
Proof that samurai jack is now for grown ups and mature people like the ones on this board.
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>>91774681
>Not recognizing the Zorak reference
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

Did you miss those whole jump good episode you faggot? Why did Jack not break his legs every time he landed from the sheer force of his bodying coming down at near terminal velocity?
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>>91781504
Nope, keep thinking about it. You're 3/4 correct.
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>>91781551
swing and a miss
>This shit is tame compared to "children's" anime.
maybe because of this, genius
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>>91781571
Ashi never learnt to jump good.
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>>91781536
>>91781545
>>91781549
>>91781572
Sorry, I was just having fun with the initials, I know what it is. etc I was pretending to be retargled
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>>91781586
>Only people that post on /a/ watch anime

Literally grasping for straws.gif
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>>91781586
What?
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At least this episode drove "IT'S NOT JACK'S SHOW ANYMORE" shitposters away. Entire episode was about Ashi listening how fucking glorious Jack is.
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>>91781656
>posts anime pic
>defends anime
>shittalks the show

I mean shit man
it's hard not to just call you a weeb
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>>91781626
Obviously she did or her legs would have been broken.
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>>91781644
>damage control
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>>91781687
It's not shit talk if it's true.
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>>91777613
yup is astro
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>>91781748
aaand lost the argument
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>>91779306
robot-popeye ?,Ropeye?
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>>91777613
>0__0
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>>91781779
What argument?
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>>91774631

>Sailor
>They shoved a Popeye robot cameo
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>>91774061

>complaining about Ashi jumping from a blimp and surviving

How come you're not complaining about Jack's insane jumping skills that would normally kill him?
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>>91781779
Back to /tv/, faggot
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A lot of people don't like this episode, I only have two gripes.

1. SAH MOO RAI didn't become an actual Samurai, despite Jack saying he had started the path. Was honestly expecting him to leap the counter and fuck up Demongo when he started shit

Which brings me right to 2

Why the fuck is Demongo just back for some reason, like really?
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>>91781956
Because "dude, references, lmao"
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>>91781931
you go back to your board, vile scurge!
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>>91774295
>I agree. It could have been done in a less contrived way.
Its a 22 minute rub time you dunce. Take the MST3K or go be miserable somewhere else, you're just as bad as he is
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>>91774061
>she would have gained enough speed to crash and die
So in a world where magic and shit exists oh and celtic ghosts and a single scotsman with 40+ daughters all the same age somehow oh and Jack falling from an incredible height a few episodes ago and survived all the while not awake?

k

>why waste precious running time with this asshole?
Samurai Jack always had comic relief characters, and ScatBot will eventually reveal to Aku that Jack no longer has his sword while he is getting his sword somehow triggering the final battle somehow maybe.

>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.
Somehow you wanted to say "I liked this part" but fumbled over your own hatred and said cringe to seem cool on 4chan.

> what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai"
Ashi wanted to know where Jack was, they did not know. But Ashi learned more from them and instead of joining the Jack cult she continued her mission.

>this reveal was embarassing.
first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying ome ghost who's telling him to kill himself?
Magic and shit. Literally the only explanation. Also the entire time(from season 1 until now) Jack was pretty much unaware at how many people he inspired/was idolized by. 50 years of looking like you have done nothing or failed can take a toll on anyone

>and third, "k legs go find mai sword" oh my god.
Thats just Jack being Jack.

And he is back.

Whacha!
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>>91782012
>Genndy apologist
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>>91782012
Not wrong but not right either
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>>91782064
elaborate
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>>91779991
YOU built it up. Not everything is supposed to be some grandiose reveal YOU let yourself down
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>>91777781
you can be a fan of Jack and not give a fuck about /co/ or its denizens
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>>91782064
Yeah even I feel adding the exclamation point to the Whacha was a little much.
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>>91782120
Now you've got it
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>>91782103
>YOU built it up.
Nah he was the purposefully most mysterious and unsettling thing in the series until now, they hyped him up narritevely, don't spin it around
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>>91782143
He wasn't hyped, he was there looming, Then once we get to the graveyard we see what he is and is promptly defested when jack comes to his senses. That's it
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>>91777174

yes. he actually said penis. i was watching with close captioning on, and that is what appeared on screen.
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>>91777289

would him spitting in public be considered a sex act?
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>read through this thread
>realize how far /co/ has fallen
Remember when we were love and were allowed to enjoy things?
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>>91778597

BABE
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>>91782246
>criticisms = no fun
this is the mentality of the average tumblr user
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>>91782246
/co/ was never love
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>>91782246
Believe me
You're allowed to like eating shit
Just don't go shoving it in my mouth while claiming it's better than a five course meal and expecting me to like it too
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>>91774061
>>the dance
>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.

It wasn't all that important but the fact they still do the dance they learned by copying jack's fighting poses was cool.
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>>91774139
I didn't know they were allowed to say "dammit" in this series.
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>>91782246
I'd rather have shitposting and people throw shit at each other than see waifufaggotry like "ashi is cute CUTE!" "wow so THICC!" "muh dick!"
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>>91782267
>>91782290
>proving their point
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>>91782290
You willingly enter SJ threads and act like SJ fans are shoving shit down your throat? You are very special.
>>91782302
It's exposition that whilst Jack has been away the world that Jack has been saving and protecting has grown in strength and might be ready to oppose Aku once Jack gets his sword back.
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>>91774061
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

Stopped reading here. You're a retard.
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>>91782331
>Discussion? what's that?
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>>91782334
nice cockblock setup

set someone up to where if they say they're wrong even if they are they're right
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>>91782350
>arguing is not discussion but waifuposting and spamming memes like THICC is
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>>91782331
Protip: lots of different people use 4chan and some of them are waifufags. Ignore what you don't like and this place will be all the better for it.
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>>91774061
OP you can admit to us, are you still trying to learn how to jump good?
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>>91782479
Dumb frog poster
>>>/pol/
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>>91782411
>I have never seen any discussion thread before in my life

you're lying, but good on you for trying
also, no, hate threads aren't good for anything
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OP can eat shit this was 10/10
>Those furry huys that were enslaved
>Three blind archers
>Scaramouch living
>Demongo
>DA SAMURAI
I was smiling from ear to ear the whole time. Best episode this season 10/10
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>>91782504
>you're lying

uh okay
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>>91782531
Fanboys are so fucking lame
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>>91782552
Fuck you bro, everything is pure gold 10/10 epic kinography.
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>>91782552
>Why are fans of the show enjoying an episode that made actual references to previous seasons REEEEEE
I realize this is bait but I say this unironically, end yourself
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Is the show gonna get replaced by rick and morty?
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>>91774061
Da Samoorai giving up and becoming a bartender was the biggest disappointment of the episode.
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>>91782862

No it's gonna get replaced by Samurai Ashi
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>>91778872
>jack goes evil/loses his purpose and goes full murderous vigilante tier (or more unbelievably helps Aku somehow)
>Jack's inner turmoil turns him into an even greater evil threat than Aku

As bad as this episode was, your ideas for it are even worse.
>>
this is literally an autism
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>>91774061
I'm mad that the 300 bros didn't make an appearance
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>>91783253

>People discussing something they're interested in is autism
>Joining a social conversation to tell people you're not interested in the subject matter isnt autism

Fucking 4chin man.
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>>91778637

Yes, Samurai Jack is Tom and Jerry with swords.

Fact is, this episode is truer to the original series than the first 3 episodes from this season, which seemed a setup to something bigger.
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>>91782588
Because you morons could eat up any pile of shit if it had a tiny flag with Memest Character of the Year's face drawn on it, which motivates producers to churn out lazy tripe with artificial coloring instead of works with actual effort and depth in them. You're the same kind of audience as Rick and Morty.
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>>91777937
>I don't want to believe anyone posting in these threads didn't recognize what dance that was
OP didn't.
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>>91781956
Yeah the Demongo thing was fucking weird.
>Hey look remember me, okay goodbye now.
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>>91784552
>okay goodbye now.
stop saying things this way
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>>91784936
Ok goodbye now.
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>>91784970
Doesn't work as a spite gag
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>>91784552
I didn't remember Demongo at all and his whole appearance was confusing to me.
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>the guy in the horse is a ghost
>other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all? were they going to judge if Jack passed some test?

the fuck are you talking about retard

It's one ashamed warrior who performs the auto stab, another guy who cut his head and a group of samurais witnessing the event.
Thats how it went
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>>91777917
>magic bs that's a side effect of time travel bs
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