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I'm one of the screenwriters for the 2023 Land Before Time remake. Some changes we've decided on include: Sharp Tooth is a velociraptor, Little Foot is a stegasaurus, Petre is a bird, there are more Sharp Tooth attacks, and the dino five are looking for mates now.
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>>91745861
>the dino five
I already hate it.
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>>91745877
You're going to love it. We're using more CGI to make it even better looking than the original. Just imagine seeing a realistic triceratops!
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>>91745861
Oh no you won't. 2023 you say? I've sent my best man to eliminate that possibility. Better check your coffee for the next few weeks.
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>>91746131
We drink tea, not coffee. And you'll never find our dino domain!
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>>91745861
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>>91746308
Dinosaurs didn't have feathers.
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>>91746377
This. Dinosaurs are skeletons.
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>>91746377
> implying dinos existed.
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Featherfags in bodybags
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>>91745861
>Velociraptor
All righty then.
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>>91745861
>Little Foot is a stegosaurus
But Spike is a stegosaurus
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>>91746890
Spike is Little Foot's twin brother. They share a "kiss" near the end before "playing" with the bigger, older female stegosauruses in the Great Valley.
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