How would YOU abuse super-speed powers, anon? Also: Unrelated,

>>91718304
I would use it to give everyone a surprise bj/hj and put them in awkward situations

>>91718304
Just steal a bunch of shit.

>>91718329
Yes, I suppose it would be pretty awkward to have your dick randomly explode from friction burns.

>>91718329
But that's gay.

Surprise dry humps, drinking really fast, and unsavory criminal acts.

>>91718304
Perhaps he produces more of an acceleration field than just being super fast. Might explain why he's not getting sandblasted to death by particles in the air.

>>91718347
yes and?

Build a giant pyramid overnight in the middle of Central Park, just to set off crazy people and spur on ancient alien theories.

>>91718304
>how does this guy listen to music while moving super fast? Does the fast-forward the tape while he's running?
Because the writers are hack. He also got knocked out by that sound bazooka and keep in mind that guy draw that weapon in front of everybody.

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>>91718304
I'd just probably go back in time and do some nasty things. Just because.

>>91718329
>>91718347
>>91718362
TURBO-TRAP, the super-sonic sissy what "terrorizes" the populace through gay rape!

>>91718373
Don't forget how him getting his foot caught in some mud suddenly make him incapable of dodging a punch or fight.

>>91718361
It would explain why his clothes and shit don't just explode when he runs.

He also would have torn apart everybody he saved at the X-Mansion in Apocalypse.

>>91718361
Well I mean localizing a differential timeframe bubble around you would just cause things to start exploding because of differences in relative pressure, but when has super speed ever made sense?

>>91718361
Makes a lot of sense. Explains the arcade machine too.

What do you think is going to be the 80s Quicksilver's montage song?

>>91718304

Probably loot a bunch of shit, steal crap and give it to people who need it more than I do.

>>91718361

Wouldn't that produce a speed wake where everything caught in the acceleration field would be dragged and basically sandblast everything around?

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Think they'll try and make the Director's Cut Extended Universe Flash faster than Fox's Quicksilver?
They sure dumped Kryptonian superspeed after Smallville fight.

>>91718721
See X-men Apocalypse

>>91718721
Time After Time.

>>91718304
pants people all over the globe

>>91718721
What would '90s Quicksilver's song be?
... '00s Quicksilver?
... modern Quicksilver?

Literally just get me from point a to point b with little delay.

it'd be nice to wake up at 5:55 to be at work for 6:00.

>>91718304
Sonic booms wherever I go. Someone wanna talk shit? Sonic BOOOOM right in his ears.

>>91718908
Phft, I did that without super speed. I lived a block away from work. I always showed up late regardless but I got there is under 5 minutes after waking up

>>91718868
00's Quicksilver would have to be When World's Collide, with him complaining about the band stealing his look.

>>91718908

Why be on time for a regular job when you could get a job as a high-end courier and get rich from an hour's work per day or something?

>>91718304
satisfy my ENF fetish

sorry girls

>>91718329
first post best post

>>91718791
Wasn't that the 70s?

>>91718304
>How would YOU abuse super-speed powers, anon?

rape

>>91719231
First Class is 60s
Days of Future Past 70s
Apocalypsis 80s

>>91719241
Damn i totally forgot about DoFP.

I'd do exactly what Quicksilver did: Live the NEET life in style.

>>91718329
Someone get this poster the power of super speed, and fast!

>>91719231
>All those 80s references
>Thought it was the 70s

How young are you?

>>91718868
This for whatever decade it's from
https://youtu.be/VmPTTnW10C8

>>91718304
Use it to become an Olympic athlete and slowly use my powers to become a billionaire

>>91719354
> 1 for the money and 2 for the show
> But 3 to be a legend even if I'm poor
> I ain't chasin' nothin' you gon' have to catch me

If the montages are gonna be done the same way they have in the last two movie, then it would be pretty darn good.

>>91718304
so how would sex even work?

are you considered a quickshot then?

>>91718304
speedforce, I aint gotta explain shit.jpg

>>91718346
If you have super speed then the chances are you have a means to deal with the friction and energy, like the speedforce, or just being durable.

what do you think you could charge for near instantaneous nation wide shipping?

probably a small fortune to be made

>>91719729
Less useful than you might think. I doubt your supply output would have the daily breadth of a fleet.

You'd probably have to spend your time doing special forces insertions.

>>91718304
Well, the thing that most people neglect to mention is that to remain in control of your body at such speeds you must also be thinking that fast. This means that you basically have super-intelligence. It also means that everyone you talk to seems slow (pun intended). So I'd probably use my superspeed to advance humanity... and I'd probably steal food too.

I'd sleep in and still get to work on time. Visit exotic locales on the weekend. Get rid of my car. Maybe have casual sex across the English speaking world. Limitless possibilities

>>91718367
underrated post

>>91718975
brother

>>91719960
Does superspeed mean you need more sleep to compensate for a faster metabolism or does it mean you can get a restful night's sleep in a fraction of the time?

>>91719580
Yes, YOU do, but everyone whose flaccid dicks you're rubbing don't.

>>91718304
How do you think he would have fared against the future sentinels ?

>>91718304
I'd be the most expensive delivery boy on planet earth. Depending on how my super speed works, I would transport people as well. Need to be across the country ASAP? I'm your guy.

I'd cheat on my tests and then go on a rape-spree.

>>91720502
Since the sentinels seemed to take some time before they could start mimicking a power I'd say he'd have to keep running to keep them from taking his power and then beating him to death at superspeed. He'd be the last mutant alive, spending his life fleeing from the sentinels but unable to really save anyone except himself.

But with how they handled his fight with Apocalypse all the sentinel would really do is trip him up and then kill him.

Have they ever defined exactly how super speed looks to speedsters? Does the power just activate or does everything always look super slow to them? Is it binary or can they mix it up between how fast they want to feel they are going? It seems like it would be a curse to have everything always in super slow motion.

>>91719748
This. Why not just be an assassin who takes any job at all including high risk targets?

>>91718304
If I could go into "speed mode" or whatever and perceive time incredibly slowly like the Flash, I'd probably use it to re-enact time-stop pornos.

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>>91720608
>tfw some fag with teleportation-powers steals your gig

One of the smaller bits of the Injustice comic that I really liked was the fact that Lex employed a speedster full-time just to be ready to take him to his nuke-proof bomb shelter if shit went down. That's definitely something I'd advertise. The President or someone high up like that could pay me a high salary just to be ready in case of war, or an attack by some other speedster. Then I'd just sit around and play games all day in the white house.

>>91720685
>It seems like it would be a curse to have everything always in super slow motion.
That's how it is with Quicksilver in comics. It's (part of) why he's such an asshole. There's a page I really like where he's eating dinner with the Inhumans and having an inner monologue about how each bite he takes is tortuously slow and measured, but even then he gets lost in his thoughts and looks up to realize everyone is staring at him because he just finished his meal in the time it took everyone else to take a bite.

Hey /co/ which is better teleportation or super speed?

>>91720857
Depends on the limitations put on either.

Who wouldn't want to be the Flash rather than Nightcrawler?

>>91720934
Ok what about Flashes speed minus time travel against teleporting anywhere in the galaxy you're in without having too see or have been there?

Can you imagine how good it'd feel to dick a speedster's vibrating ass? Or for them to fuck you with their vibrating dick?

>>91720934
>Who wouldn't want to be the Flash rather than Nightcrawler?
Me. I can climb walls.

>>91720934
I'm picking Sentry and I'm off.

>>91718379
Can I borrow that from you anon?