I don't think I've ever been in love with a fictional

>>91716718
What is this character from

>>91716848
Gorillaz.

>>91716848
Steven Universe

>>91716848
The new GotG film.

if its 'Noodle' in engilsh, would her asian name be Ramen?

Cyborg > Normal

>>91716848
Dragon Ball Super

It's because you're a pedo desu

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>>91716718

I too have developed a huge crush on Noodle recently.

I guess it's that sense of age progression that most cartoons don't dare approach. Noodle has grown from a young, precocious kid into a confident, independent woman who knows what she wants, and that is really sexy to me.

>mfw she eventually talks about her past/current boyfriend(s).

>>91717445
>mfw she eventually talks about her past/current boyfriend(s).
She doesn't strike me as the type to have had many boyfriends or at all really. not that she couldn't get them, but because she doesn't want them.

>>91717310
would her hispanic name be Fideo?

>>91717593
Si

>>91717683
Quiero que Fideo me chupe el fideo

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>>91717593
It would be pic related.

>>91716718
There is some kind of appear to the fact that she's grown up in real time. Makes it feel real. Like a childhood friend that went off to college and came back hot.

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>>91717343
Agreed

>>91717343
>>91717856
2D and Murdoc mentioned in an interview today that Cyborg will return.

>>91717897
I heard. Hopefully she'll ride past on her bike in the next music video

>>91716848
Transmetropolitan

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>>91716848
The Class of 3000

It's because she isn't a defined character at all and you get to project whatever you like onto her.

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>>91718670

>>91718670
>>91718682
Noodle's actress had a nice ass and over all body in that video.

>>91718670
>>91718682
doesn't anybody make webms anymore?

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>>91718686
>>91718690

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>>91716718
>>91718690

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>>91716718

>>91716848
Some overrated ugly ass shit.

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Best boy

>>91717445
Explain the pic pls

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2142176
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2151834
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2147485
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2153258
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2140155
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2141075

>>91718953
You gotta wonder what she has to be like when she was raised by a psychopathic satanist, and autistic manchild, an angry rapper possessed by ghosts, and having weird fucking shit happen around her in general.

>>91719097
She mentioned in an interview that she considers herself to be the big sister of them all, and even though Murdoc gets loud, she still finds him to be funny.

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>Zero personality
>Waifu

You got shit taste there nigga.

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>>91719123
and you bitch at everyone and use the same reaction images

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>>91719412
Your taste is still shit
SHIT

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>>91719421
holy shit you have a really small reaction folder
consider branching out

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>>91719431
SHIT
TASTE

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>>91719444
see now you're just posting your waifus

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>>91717343
Why not both?

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>>91719461
Shiiiiiiiitttt

>>91719472
>>91719421
how many of these do you own

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>>91719490
Not sure if you messaged the wrong person but I'm gonna keep posting Noodle/Cyborg anyway.

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>>91719543

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>>91719577

>>91716718
Ive seen this kinda post before. Is this a pasta?

>new ad
>you can barely see her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRXJKWelm8

>>91720022
>Is this a pasta?
No it's a noodle

Gorillaz app house party begins, even though I already have the album.

>>91720928
Is Noodle driving a Jaguar? She is their global ambassador after all.

>>91718856
omfg
she's perfect

>>91716848
teen titans

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>>91716718
>>91716797
>Wanting Murdoc's sloppy seconds

>>91716718
> /board/, I have fallen in love with $2D_FLATCHEST

> Noodle
> Star Butterfly
> Leni Loud

It's never a thicc or a titty monster, it's always someone with no recognizable sexual characteristics beyond hairstyle and clothing, either a girl or a sticc or a pony.

No seriously, I've been here since /co/ opened for business and I don't remember once seeing one of these sad little waifu threads about a character that's got tits and/or ass. If someone remembers otherwise please correct me.

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>>91721480
Remember when she was popular for a while?

>>91718979
Bill Trinen is a senior JP-->EN translator at Nintendo, it's meant to be an in-joke because Animal Crossing's a translated game. The responses are (hopefully) satirizing /jp/ spergouts whenever a potential waifu indicates she has had previous boyfriends and therefore is not a virgin.

>>91721540
I didn't say 'popular,' I'm talking people spilling their spaghetti about how they act like they've fallen in love with a real person.

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I think the way noodle acts in this video is particularly cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MgzG2JiQ6Q

Too bad the leaked songs just confirmed the album is worst than plastic beach.

At least the leak threads were fun.

>>91722601
What's it like having such shit taste?

>>91722650
idk, you tell me since apparently you like listening to shit.

The best songs on it were andromeda, she is my collar, busted and blue and star barnz.

The rest was incredibly mediocre.

>>91716848
Naruto

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>>91718979

Reminder that the 2D & Murdoc interview confirmed that Cyborg Noodle is alive and texted 2D recently

>>91719472
>>91719543
>>91719577
I'm just mad we never got to see their duel.

>>91719444
I'm fairly certain Diana Blake is taken by Her live-in stuntcock/baby daddy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHHSib-7fQ
>I'm yellow, he was blue
So, is it confirmed?

>>91721346
Zone shit is not canon

>>91718670
>>91718682
Why are you posting the Defenders preview in a Gorillaz thread?

>>91718914
This nigga is the pinnacle example of why Gorillaz should never do lore again

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So how is the new album? I hear people saying "Too many collaberators"

I'm saddened by how much I don't think I like the new album.
The first listen, I was just shocked at how awful it seemed to me.
There's no real consistent theme to me beyond "vaguely club-ish music" wheras the last albums have had a solid tone and style to them.
Maybe this is just them doing a genre of music I could not care less about.
Maybe if you're into this kind of music, it's amazing.
Still, I'm sad that it's Gorillaz.

>>91729574
??? why? gorillaz lore is fine

Admit it, a Gorillaz television show would be a more exciting prospect than a new album at this point.

>>91729928
its good

>>91730759
A show has already been confirmed.

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>>91730803
pretty cool. I would have settled for a comic series with QR code or something to download a song with each issue.

>>91729928
bretty bad. A lot of filler for albarn to show off his friends. some good songs tho

>>91729928
Alright.
That said for the past month they've only shown five songs, and then began just making remixes of each song instead of showing more of the good shit we actually want.

All in all I'd describe it as a Diet Demon Days, album cover and all.

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>>91716718
Good luck, in general.

Don't waste that much time fapping.

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>>91730728
Gorillaz lore can be fun it's just more an after the fact thing though. Was Demon Day's story coming out simultaneously to the videos or was it an after the fact thing? When they tried the story simultaneous to Plastic Beach they got held up by the actual production of the album then they retconned most of it in the end.
It always worked as a fun little after the fact thing especially since it was so obviously done by a couple of guys getting together and going "what would be cool" with a little aside to actual album themes. I don't think it was anything really coherent until they had an actual writer shop most of it together into Rise of the Ogre.

>>91716848
Star Vs The Forces Of Evil

>>91731833
The lore was awesome when it was worked into the music videos vaguely, so it engages you to try to piece it together on your own. But I fucking hate when they talk about all kinds that happened between albums, when it really adds nothing of value.

>>91717726
Sabeeeee

>>91722738
>star barnz
What the fuck man

>>91729928
Listen to it and make your own opinion

It's good

>>91731400
The whole album is leaked anon...

>>91731833
i'm interested to see what happens in phase 4. everyone is happy and nonody is being kidnapped. feels like phade 1 all over again, wonder how murdoc will fuck up this time

>>91734369
This.

>>91733410
saturnz barnz, my bad.

_________________________________________________Most of the songs are still pretty bad though._________________________________________________

>>91729928
It's OK. I like She's my Collar but it was a missed opportunity to have a Noodle song.

>>91729928
I personally found it to be mediocre at best.

there's only 4 songs i like.

>>91734369
does murdoc have any redeeming qualities?
i like to think he cares about noodle but even that is just headcanon.

>>91736163
He's funny.

>>91736548
T H E B A T H

>>91716848
The Monkees

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>>91736859
>tfw he knew it would become a meme

>>91722738
>not liking Momentz, Charger, Submission, Ascension, or We Got The Power
Yikes

>>91729138
Zone made an animation? I've been under a rock.

>>91721480
>I've been here since /co/ opened for business

Apparently you missed the days of Wakfu and Other Mother

I'm late for the daily reminder:

Gorillaz is just western Hatsune Miku

>>91732101
Until El Manana none of the Music Videos were real, they were just fictional videos that the band put together.
>>91736163
He canonically cares for Noodle like a daughter/sister. But he's also a selfish degenerate so how far that goes probably varies.

Also his only redeeming quality is he has a pretty good eye for talent.
>>91736929
>Just biding his time til' it reaches maxmemeness and he can make money off all that THEBATH merch he's sitting on.

>>91737595
It's the other way around kiddo
And Gorillaz and miku aren't the first cartoon band

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>>91717343

>Cyborg still alive and having a happy life and will be on tour
> I am going to one of the shows

The only Gorillaz song I've ever listened to was Feel Good Inc mashed with the DK rap

What's the deal with this band?

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>>91716718
Yes

>>91717397
She's like... 23ish now? Right? She had to be something like 17-19 last phase.

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>>91738644
She's 26 right now.This Halloween she'll be 27.

>>91729928
My tastes are ever changing but I enjoyed it

Momentz and Ascension are grand

>>91716848
Movie 43

>>91739023
as much as I like Noodle, I can even begin to imagine that she would like blacks guys, I mean no one likes black people so. Forever alone.

>>91718006
Best response.

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>>91739143
The gay guy from Scott Pilgrim had to be in that movie.

>>91718670
What video is that?

>>91739168
Don't be so down on yourself. Yeah, black people get an unfair rap and there'll be a lot of girls not into them from the get-go but would YOU like YOU? Take care of yourself, get an education, a good job, good hygiene and become an interesting person, just like I'd say to anyone else.

Maybe if we as black people decide to show the world that we're more than the butt of society's joke women wouldn't look down on us.

>>91739291
Lenz Advert

>>91735796
>that spoiler
wow
are you really that much of a smug cunt?

>>91739382
Appreciate it, brother.

>>91739168
You've been on 4chan too long, dude.

t. dated a black guy, would do so again

(I'm not a tiny asian woman though so ymmv)

>>91739475
>His only hopes are dating some guy on 4chan
We're trying to make this guy feel BETTER

>>91739515
I mean I USED to be a cute chick so like

there's... an iota of hope?

shit
i fucked up

>>91737688
>Until El Manana none of the Music Videos were real
actually, the Feel Good Inc.music vid established everything in the El Manana music vid, so you're automatically fucking wrong on all things cannon.

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>>91716718
I did this as a request on a drawthread couple of days ago, seems relevant here

>>91740445
Nah they explain that El Manana starts as a video shoot.
The Black Choppers ambushed the Windmill right as Feel Good ends.
Everything before isn't canon.

>>91739168
I'm also a black man, why even care?

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>>91739365
That was inspiring, anon.

>>91739168
I mean, she's a cartoon, so you're already in a self-defeating mindset if you look at it that way. Disregarding waifus, you can't go around thinking you don't have value, cuz then that invites other people to think that about you. Like anon said, work on yourself, and Noodle will find her way to you

>>91729067
fuck off

>>91722057
>>91719577
>phase 3 noodle
unf

>>91740154
sauce?

>>91740470
Would you do more? Not many drawfags take noodle requests

>>91718953
no no no no no

>>91729928
it was pretty alright from what I heard, there are a hand full of meh tracks, and a hand full of tracks I love. Although, I haven't listened to the whole thing. I've only listened to the 320 vinyl rip, which is missing everything after We Have The Power.

I don't suppose anyone happens to have a DDL for the full album?

>>91740470
Fucking based.

>>91720928
>Jaguar
>Lens App
>Pandora

Is this the most endorsement they've gotten since Demon Days? I don't remember there being this much hullubaloo over Plastic Beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nVhJSUYL8o

>>91741860
>over Plastic Beach

>converse
>korg
>casio in the chorus of PB
>internet explorer
>apple

Noodles' defining characteristics are "Japanese" and "female." The allure is pure exoticism.

>>91729928
It sounds like Jet Set Radio meets Gitarooman which is 100% alright with me. Plastic Beach is still my #1.

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>>91740154

>>91741971
Yea the fact that she's a part of a wildly successful band has nothing to do with it, no one has ever been attracted to rock stars

>>91737595
Fixed that for ya

>Hatsune Miku is Eastern Gorillaz

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For real though, was DARE really about Noodle masturbating?

>>91739168
Well, they say that you should get a boyfriend that reminds you of your father, and Russel was black and he was basically Noodle's father figure growing up, so I wouldn't be surprised if she had a bit of a sweet tooth for dark chocolate if you know what I mean.

>>91718686
Even 2d think than she have a great ass.

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>>91729067
>This is my persona, secret lover (she's my collar)
Nothing to be justified in
Just one thing, you should feel nada
>I know she lies, I know she's my caller
I sense her in my mind, she's my collar
>She's my serpentine, she's my collar
I send a message never call her
And now I wanna taste another
And it's safe in a persona, she's my collar
Nothing to be justified yet
>I'm yellow, he was blue
It's nothing that he could hide
We made agreement though
Whenever we were so alive
I died a thousand times
I did what I had to do
Hey, that's just how it goes
I'm still coming back to you

So my 10 year ship might be confirmed but it's completely fucked.
2D and Noodle are both cheating behind each others backs. Noodle's in denial about the toxic relationship, and is only hanging on to it because of her own stubbornness.
Just fuck me up....

>>91729067
It WOULD be if you know, that song was sung by Noodle.

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>>91740154
kek

>>91744704
how is noodle yellow

>>91716848
Flintstones?

>>91739418
No, just a disappointed fan.

>>91736962
We got the power is seriously the worst song in that album.

>>91743355
One review of Demon Days said that the song was about becoming famous and using your newfound fame to spread positivity.
Granted, the lyrics are very ambiguous and the music video basically shows Murdoc having a wet dream, so I'm not really sure.

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huhuhuhuhuhuhu

>>91716797
Oh wow someone saved it

>>91740154
>>91740899
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2317647
holy shit dude

>>91731833
Plastic Beach album sucked

>>91716848
JoJo Part 8

>>91745264
She's asian

>You will never master the fag flip like Jamie has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeeZbQK2cpE

>>91746004
that is a little disappointing

>>91744704
Inter-band shipping is cancer, they[re family

Unless it's Murdoc/2D since one is the other's bitch

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what would be the boards of each gorillaz member?

>>91746239
Murdoc is clearly /pol/.

>>91716848
Ed Edd n Eddy

>>91746239
Noodle is /a/
2D is /mu/
Russel is /x/
Murdoc is /leftypol/

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>>91746263
>anti-Trump
>anti-brexit
>pro-globalism
>feminist

>>91745491
>>91745479
lmao ok

>>91746239
>Noodle
/a/ or /jp/

>2D
/v/ or /co/

>Russel
/mu/

>Murdoc
/pol/

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this is a bad thread
you're all stupid

>>91746412
MELT ITS FACE
E
L
T
ITS FACE

>>91746315
>>feminist
>implying that Murdoc wasn't blatantly lying about being a feminist in his interview with Noisey in order to get some of that sweet SJW poonani

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>>91716718
I like this Russian Gorillaz rip-off better.

>>91746412
i can feel the sadness from this picture what the hell

>>91721002
this post deserves a (you)

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>>91719097
Well she was supposed to be a genetically engineered super soldier, so she can take it.
I never really thought of her as human.

>I hate the fact she has witch hands in some scenes.

>>91746735
her story is pretty fucked up. she was one of the many child soldiers in japan. all of them were shot and killed by the person who trained them, but he decided to spare noodle because he liked her the most.

>>91746539
Considering how disconnected from reality Damon Albarn is, I wouldn't be surprised if they went on a concert with Murdoc wearing a pussy hat. I find it pretty ironic that Damon chose Murdoc out of all characters to be the vocal anti-Trump, pro-globalism, counter-counter-culture representative of the band.

>>91746935
>Disconnected from reality
Someone's upset at damon

>>91746935
trumo turned his back on us and lied his way like a greedy jew. fuck him

>yfw for the tv show the boogeyman resurrects jimmy manson and dr wurzel

whatever happened to the boogeyman?

>>91747931
He was last seen living with the band in DYT, but that's been retcon so idk

>>91747947
yeah, I mean, there's nothing else besides that?

jesus the amount of stuff they're leaving behind every phase triggers me hard

I want to see the Jeep again, glad they're planning on getting it back

>>91747554
wurzel never died

>>91747991
>I want to see the Jeep again, glad they're planning on getting it back
I personally would rather see cyborg, who is also coming back based on the interview

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>>91716718
I feel you man, same here since phase 2. The only fictional character that I've fallen in love with. And she's even hotter this phase. Every new pic or video of her makes my dick diamonds

>>91746735
Especially this pic.
>dem garters
HNNNNNNGGGG. God damn it Jamie, stop teasing my dick

>>91747991
>jesus the amount of stuff they're leaving behind every phase triggers me hard
what happened to noodle's monkey anyway

>>91748016
I dont know how reliable the interview is as a legitimate source - dont get your hopes up

>>91748036
thin russel looks weird

he should be THICCER

>>91748228
I don't see a reason not to. it's pretty much a meta commentary on the eventual lore that may develop.

>>91716848
Johnny Bravo

>>91747160
Not really. I like his work but like pretty much 90% of artists he's incredibly bluepilled, especially considering how successful he is.

>>91738036
Feels good, doesn't it?

>>91748490
because 95% of the interview was on the spot improv

>>91748667
where did you get that from?

>>91746263
>>91746239
Murdoc is obviously /b/

>>91746239
>Noodle = /k/
>2D = /mu/, /hm/, /tv/
>Murdoc = /gif/, /mu/, /b/
>Russ = /x/, /mu/

Which song is the one that's looped in the room where you meet Noodle in the app?

>>91748739
There's more supernatural things on /hm/ than on /x/ so so

>>91746239

All of them share /mu/
Noddle - /k/
2D - ??
Russell - /x/
Murdoc - /b/ probably, fuck knows honestly

>>91748667
just like the nigh entirety of their career and the lore itself.

>>91748809
2D is /co/ and /tg/

>>91721346

>Implying Murdoc has any sort of control over anyone but 2D

Noodle and Russel would both snap him in half. He just happens to be able to offer them something they want.

>>91748686
The fan questions they answered were being asked in real time so those segments at least weren't scripted

>>91716848
Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius

>>91748739
I think /k/ is more Cyborg Noodle

Regular Noodle could be /asp/

>>91749017
or maybe they had the answers beforehand? I mean they're going out of way to make everything as close to phase 1 as possible lately so it wouldn't come off as weird for them to shed some light on some older stuff.

>>91716848
Boku no Pico

>>91748788
An instrumental version of Busted and Blue.

>>91748036
>imgur filename

Got the whole album?

>>91716848
One piece

>>91716848
Monkeyz

>>91716848
Tank Girl

>>91716848
Helck

>>91716848
The Chimp Show

>>91739257
He was in Weinerdog too