>fly buzzing around room >spray it with bugspray

>>91644445
Do animals have dreams?

>>91644454
Yes, they have actually studied brain activity in rats during their sleep. Also, if you own a dog you'll sometimes see him twitch or react to things while he sleeps as if he's dreaming.

>>91644490
What do animals dream?

>>91644512
They dream they're human, doing human things like going on 4chan and asking what animals dream about.

>>91644512
>>91644541
Wake up. This is a dream.

>>91644584
I'll wake up when the kalpa is over. its just getting to the good bit

>>91644605
NOW YOU LAZY SHIT

YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK

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>>91644445
>making breakfast
>turn around and see egg rolling off the counter
>catch it mid drop

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>>91644445
>see a teenager jump from the top of the roof
>use your awesome stilt powers to get to the right height to save him
>Daredevil swings by
>you start experiencing that awkward arousal which gets to you each time you see a man in tight spandex
>Daredevil radar senses your erection
>thinks that you, being the sick fuck you are, are now a child molester, too
>kicks the shit out of you