>Go outside >Walk up to the first female that you see >yell

>>91640646
i dont work out
i cant talk to women
i dont go outside

>>91640646
I'm strangely tempted to do this

>>91640646
>whilst flexing your biceps at her

I sense a fatal flaw in this scheme.

>>91640646
>"How to get sued."

>>91642261
That would only get you sued in the USA, where feminists would cry rape if you used any pickup line on them.

Instructions unclear, Penis stuck in mailbox

>>91640646
Said it to my milfy ebony neighbor in my complex on the way to work this morning.

"Hey to you too sweety" was what I got.
She's really sweet.

That's a pretty big risk these days.

I just looked out the window. My neighbor's 7-year-old is playing outside.

Ain't doing that.

>>91643063
You know what to do, Anon.

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>>91643410
>tfw open carry.

>>91643319
Pussy.

>>91643319
Is she a girl and is her name Susie?

Well I hope you got a laugh out of this. I have autism (thanks vaccines) and have difficulty talking to others. Thought this was a "get out of your comfort zone" thread.

Did it to woman outside. She said "what?" So I said again. She told me get away. Sad state of affairs. Having panic attack now thinking cops will come to my parents house. Fuck you!!!

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>Did it on my neighbor in the complex
>She thought I was just being funny as opposed to being gay
>She always thinks I'm being funny

>>91643666
A simple bait but, fresh. 8/10.

Did it to neighbor in dorm. She accused me of mis-gendering her and is reporting me to housing offices. Thanks op

>>91642279
Lel, no. But this would be illegal to do in say, Sweden or the UK.

There's a beatiful qt here in my job but i can't talk with her or any woman.

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She just started barking at me. What do I do now???

>>91640646

Got a wierd look from her and got ignored instead

>>91643702
you gotta start wearing more flannel

>>91640646
i now have a knife jabbed in my heart, fuck you op

you won't get a much better reaction than johnny ever has

>>91644148
But most of them are plaid, I like solid colors better. Also I prefer dresses. Have you seen flannel dresses, they look horrid?

>>91644075

take solace in knowing that for every cute girl that exists, there's at least 5 guys already eyeing her

>>91640646
>not doing the Monkey

Did this and now am posting from steaming harem gangbang. Thanks OP!

>>91640646
My sister was not amused.

>>91644224
combine a plaid flannel shirt (unbuttoned) with a solid black dress

>>91640775
alright Earl.

>>91644244
I am the only young boy single in this room.

>>91644007
Can it even be considered bait? There is nothing to get mad there, anon is just trying to be funny.

>>91644589
The Vaccines bit triggered me.

I did it.

She laughed and said "hi".

Success?