HAW, SO I HEAR YE FANCY ME WEE BAIRNS, AYE? WELL DINNAE THINK I'LL LET A BUNCH OF RAT ARSED, BAWFACED KNAPDARLOCH'S HAVE THEIR WAY! YER BUM'S OOT THA WINDAE IF YEW THINK YE MUNTER'S ARE GETTIN ANYWHERE ME WEE QUINES. GO TRY AN TEK A KEEK AN I SWEAR ON ME MAW AH'LL TEK YE WALLIES, SKELP YE MINGIN FACE WITH THEM, AN SHOVE THEM UP YER SHITE LUM! I'M RIGHT SCUNNUH WITH OXTER SNIFFIN COO FOKRS BLETHERIN AT ME WEE LASSIES.
MON THEN, ON YER BIKE YA DROOKIT BREEK WEARIN', BAHOOKY KISSIN', SHIT HAVER, KLAN O DOBBERS
Actually your daughter dragged me here. Against my will.
Didn't know Scottish hills had eyes too
>>91608335
OI, SO SKINNY MALINKY LONGLEGS OVER HERE FANCIES HIMSELF A WEE HAVER THEN, THINKS HE CAN DAUNNER DOWN HERE AND HOKE AROUND FOR A PAP OR TWO, AE? YAR AFF YER EID IF YA THINK IM HAVIN THAT, MIN
Ur fat.
>>91608438
Does that mean you have a big power level?
Your daughters are all really fat.
>>91608276
>Scotsman practically killed his wife with his penis
So that was her one weakness all along.
>>91608276
>>91608438
Sorry? I don't speak whale.
>>91608440
AH
UMNAE
FAT
AHM STOOT
YA JOBBY JESSIE, YER MAW'S GIT BALLS AN YER DA' LOVES IT, YE SCROTE GAGGIN MINGER
BASSA
YOU FOKEN BASSA
I'LL NICK YER FOKEN WELLIES AN THROW THEM DOWN A WELL, I'LL BILE YER EID, YA HOWLIN HACKIT FOKEN CONT FOKER
MON THEN, LET'S HAVE A SQUARE GO, OCH AYE THE NOO, THIS INNAE A KURK LOON
>>91608686
How's that fair? It looks like you're already beating the ground just by standing there.
YOU ALLOWED THEM TO LEAVE YOUR SIGHT ALL DRESSED UP TO SEE AKU, FOOOOOOLISH MORTAL WOMAN!
BUT DO NOT WORRY ...
AKU KEPT THEM FROM CATCHING THEIR DEATH OF COLD!
BWAA HAA HAA HAA!
THE MILK DRINKERS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PLEASE 'EM ANYWAY
ISN'T THAT RIGHT YE BLUE BALLIN'