Why doesn't Batman kidnap the Joker and put him into

>>91594764
What would that accomplish Gordon?

>>91594764
Because he's already wearing a diaper, comish. It'd be redundant.

I have only masturbated twice today.

Bullock's expression is so appropriate.

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>>91594764
He tried that once actually.

Why doesn't Batman just genderswap the Joker? Why doesn't Batman just shrink the Joker? Why doesn't Batman just swap bodies with the Joker?

>>91594838
Why Batman doesnt cuck the Joker?

>>91595378
Because a spring loaded boxing glove or something would fly out of Harley's cunt.

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>>91594764
>>91594806
I didn't know I wanted this

>>91595459
B-But The Lego Movie taught me that Joker sees Harley as a friend and his only love is for Batman!!

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All you had to do was dressing up the joker and the penguin as dildos and force them to hump against each other while filming the whole thing. Their reputations destroyed, not to mention the deep psychological trauma, and nobody gets killed. I thought you'd protect Gotham at all cost but guess I was wrong.

If Batman raped the bad guys, would the trauma prevent them from doing crimes again?

>>91595567
Did that really happen?

>>91597093
You mean to tell me that you haven't seen the movie? The Lego Batman Movie is homoerotic as fuck with Joker and Bats, it's truly wonderful

>>91597131
wow, that's shit.

>>91597197
You loss

>>91597197
(You)

>>91597359
>>91597223
What? Making them "just friends" is boring as hell.

>>91597424
They aren't just friends
It's like a romantic hate, kinda hard to explain unless you watch it. The entire point is that Joker wants to not just be one of Batman's bad guys, he wants to be his one and only nemesis.

>>91594789
whats about what

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>>91594764
You're a sick man, Jim.

>>91602814
We both know it's the only solution, Bruce.

>>91605304
Now gives him the bottle.

>>91597573
Unless it's one of those alternative worlds.

Wants to be a house husband.