Describe a comic/cartoon you have never read/watched based solely

>>91591816
I dunno Don, wouldn't it be simpler to just watch it?

A blue cat and his pet goldfish that has gained sapience get into wacky hijinks. Blue cat has a crush on an alien who wears a coconut. His mom is a milf, his dad is a fat manchild, and his sister is a cross between Gaz and Stewie Griffin.

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>horsecock

There are a bunch of colorful women who are actually genderless rocks and they look after a retarded fat kid and they all cry a lot.

Fat child pals around with LGTBQDBZ bait.

There's a blue bird with a ginormous head who hangs out with a couple troll creatures and a rabbit

and sometimes there's a fat fox girl with glasses

Sailor Moon gets cucked from her mexican Jackie Chan by surfer girl. People really want her to be a birdperson.

A magic meme princess spends her time pining for a guy who's already taken

And there's a lizard equivalent of Patrick Bateman who is evil, but what ever he's doing isn't as important as the shipping

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>>91591816
Star vs the Forces of Evil is about the adventures of a young Star Butterfly, who comes to Earth and ends up getting cucked by her best friend, Marco Diaz.
There's a whole wacky and weird world out there, with magic, lore and multiple dimensions, but teenage shipping and angst is all that ever gets shown.

>>91592077
that's correct on all levels.

Steven Universe is about some fat jewish kid who lives with lesbian aliens for some reason, who fight the cosmic patriarchy and collect gems

Awful CGI animu ripoff with horrifyingly autistic fanbase.

>>91592968
Cosmic matriarchy*