>"hi, anon, i'm gonna kick your butt"
What do you do?
Go ahead
>>91566362
>That's a violation of the NAP.
>>91566362
Yare yare. People like you really piss me off. You're all bravado, with nothing to show for it. But I'm feeling generous today, so go ahead throw your first pathetic punch. Your ass will out cold on the pavement before you even connect.
>I identify myself as a woman, so if you beat me you'll be arrested for woman's abuse
Chill, man.
I understand it must be tough being such aflat character, but no need to take it out on me.
I'd wager, given our relative sizes and assuming a level playing field, I could take him on.
>>91566362
Suck his dick.
LIFE IS LIKE A BUCKET OF WOOD SHAVINGS
>>91566362
"Good, that's my fetish"
>>91566362
>shit, piss, burp, hiccup, sneeze, jizz, and vomit all at the same time
>>91567609
as someone who has had this situation happen. This is the correct answer.
>>91566362
Wanna smoke some crack with me instead?
>>91566362
Tell Mrs.Puff
>>91566362
Tell the students I like not to come to boating school tomorrow.
Blame the Old Man.
Recall that baking soda kills flounders.
>>91566362
*teleports behind you*
shoot him for threatening me
>>91566362
>>91569940
wait, there was a picture that went with that
somebody drew it
>>91570098
Oh my God, how could anyone be so fucked up to draw that?post it on /aco/ I wanna see it
>>91569940
This thread was fucking hilarious
>>91566362
>>91570379
I didn't save the picture, I wish I did though
>>91567588
>given our relative sizes
In that case, anyone here could take him on.
>>91566362
I'll turn into Doom guy and rip you apart
>>91566362
>>91567296
>>91566362
show him a magic trick with his pencil
>>91567296
BRING IT ON FUCKER
>>91566362
Bitch, you touch me and I'll shank the shit out of you.