I've grown a habit now where anytime I read a post and Aku's

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>>91535075
Does this please you anon?

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Your dungeon is full of yogurt

>>91535161
God dammit Aku you got me.

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>>91535214
Music to my "ears"

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YA GOT TO GET BACK TO THE PAST, MON, SO YOU CAN GET THAT NO GOOD JAPANESE DEMON TO GIVE BACK ME SCYTHE

>>91535271
>Grim vs. Aku
Now THAT would be a fucking fight.

Guys my face hurts now from this.

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>>91535313
Of course the winner would be me

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SO. YOU ARE WITH YOUR HONEY AND YOU ARE MAKING OUT, WHEN SUDDENLY, THE TELEPHONE RINGS. YOU ANSWER IT AND THE VOOOICE THROUGH THE TELEPHONE SAYS, "OH GREAT AKU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BEAUUUTIFUL DAUGHTER?" YOU TELL YOUR GIRL ABOUT WHAT YOU HAD HEARD THROUGH THE TELEPHONE AND SHE SAYS, "BUT GREAT AND GLLOORRIOUS AKU, YOU KILLED MY FATHER." BUT IF THAT WERE THE TRUTH, THEN WHO WAS ON THE OTHER END OF THE TELEPHONE? IT'S ALL VERRYY CONFUSING.

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>>91535796

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>>91535796
pretty funny

>>91535271
>Jack sees the horsemen again
>It takes off its helmet
>"C'mon mon, you were already centuries past your expiration date fifty years ago. Get in the bag mon, I have to return this rental horse before I get charged a late fee."

>>91535380
You think you could fight death and win when it inevitably came for you?

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Hey Fools, My name is Aku, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on akubook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was an eldritch black mass flying through the universe and consuming everything in my path, and then I ravaged your world as a giant tar pit for millions of years. What have you fools accomplished, other than “jacking off to Ashi”? I also rule the known universe, and have a foolish samurai pet (he just tried to slice at me with his magic sword; Shit was SO painful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my fool

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>>91536157
You dare question the Mighty Aku?!

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Hello? Anyone here?

>>91535075
I read it as Mexican Season 5 Aku

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>I HOOOLE-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are WROOONG. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, TRUUUE virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of PREEE-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something VEEERY valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a HUUUGE ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw EEEVEEERYYYTHING in but the KIIIDS NSYNC, and even though you are having a FEEEEL DAAAY with this I am here to bring you back IIINTO REEAALITYYY. I have a SIIICK SENSEEE when it comes to these types of things. It is almost SPOOOKYYY, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these GLAAARING FLAAAWS in your rhetoric. I have ZEROOO TAAALLER ANTS when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of MOOORAAAL RIGHTEOUSNESS. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when SUPPLYYY AND COMMAAAND fails you will be the first to go.

MAKE MY WOOORDS, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes THE PANTS in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear ON MY MOTHER'S MAAATING NAME that when you put the PETAL TO THE MEDAL you will pass with FLYYYING carpets like it's a peach of cake

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>>91535075