>make pro-jack post
>get called a foolish samurai
Can akufags get the fuck out? This is and has always been a samurai board
>>91520121
foolish samurai
>>91520121
dumb foolish samuraiposter
Fooooolish samurai
>>91520121
DUMB FAGGET IDIET BABBY SAMURAI AKU'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP YOU FUCKBOY
>>91520121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0js3cAsqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jZWcyMaZUI
>>91520121
t. foolish samurai
FOOOLISH SAMURAAAAI
YOU THINK YOU CAN RID THE ALMIGHTY SHOGUN OF SORROW THAT EASILY
I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED MY ANON-DRONES TO ATTACK
>>91520121
Not gonna lie, former Jack supporter here. It's fucking hilarious watching the foolish samurai crash and burn
But seriously, we can't let that guy get back to the past
>>91520121
NO
BORIS IS BEST
THREAD BELONGS TO BORIS
>>91520121
your bushido nonsense means nothing to us
>>91520191
wtf i'm an #akumissile now
>>91520191
t. evil demon of darkness
>>91520141
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>>91520186
>>91520187I like to think that Aku is actually petty enough to surf on the internet (or Akunet, since everything is Aku) and shitpost against people who support Jack
>>91520233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mywAY55PjS
>>91520141
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>>91520186
>>91520187
literally aku samefagging on his phone and changing his IP with akucopter mode
>>91520268
You can stop it foolish anon. everybody knows that great and fearsome Aku have legions of supporters on the internet.
>>91520320
50 credits have been deposited into your akount
>>91520359
Nobody is paying me for praising glorious Aku you inferior creature. Aku samefaging on the internet? Why would I? Nonsense.
Pure evil.
>>91520265
>>91520209
Fuck you Boris we would've had Jack if you weren't so fucking fat and slow.
>>91520265
are you the child support guy?
This thread is gold. People here have good humor. Why other boads are shitting on /co/? Onle becouse some anons like su?
>>91520885
I don't know who that is, so no. I just reposted the vocaroo from that Aku thread a couple months back.
FOOOOLISH SAMURAI
I, A SIMPLE AND CONCERNED CITIZEN OF THE GREAT AND BENEVOLENT AKU'S WORLD ORDER, SIMPLY THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE UP AND SUBMIT TO OUR GLOOOORIOUS LEADER. EVERYONE AGREES, YOU ARE BASICALLY THE WOORST, WE ARE ALL SURPRISED YOU HAVE NOT KILLED YOURSELF YET
>>91520141
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>>91520910
outside of samurai jack threads /co/ literally has zero good discussion
>>91521233
But people are realised that SU is turning shit. Some people here are not stupied.
>>91520265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mywAY55PjS
I thought you were dead, but it looks like our lord and savior Aku was here all along.
You know what you all should?
Kill yourselves.
Go on, you know you want to. What's the point of living if all there is to live for is Aku?
>>91521362
SHUT UP!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
>>91521488
Remembah that time I had to go back to the past?
>>91521070
Aku babe! This is Scaramouche! I just ran into Jack here and lemme tell ya babe, guy has NO SWORD! Still messed em up pretty bad though!
I just wound up downloading myself to the servers, could ya front me a new body? You know your favorite assassin is good for it, I just can't scat like I used to in cyberspace!
>>91520121
Die you degenerate samuraifag
>>91521541
DO YOU THINK THE GREAT AKU BELIEVES YOUR LIES, ANONYMOUS HUMAN? HAD THE SAMURAI LOST HIS SWORD THERE IS NO WAY THAT I, THE ALL-KNOWING AKU, WOULD NOT HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT
>>91520265
This literally is a spot on impression of Aku, better than the voice actor for season 5
>>91521668
they had to have >muh baldwin because that's how Mako would've wanted it even though Baldwin totally bombs the role
>>91521668
It isn't? I don't want to knock the guy, but it's a fairly poor impression of Aku.
Also, Baldwin isn't imitating Mako, he's doing his own take on it.
>>91521668
its not spot on
its average
>>91521668
Maybe we can find this guy and have him re-dub the series when it finishes.
>>91521668
I don't think the new guy is terrible but its just not the same. At least we still have jack's voice.
>>91520233
He abducted a bunch of kids and made them listen to his made-up stories about how he's awesome and Jack sucks, so he probably does unironically do that.
SEMURAI JAAAAAACK
WHAT'S COOKIN', BABE?
>I've been inside large creatures before
What did he mean by this?
>>91520121
>>91523797
he died too early, too young
>>91523845
means he fucked ur mom
>>91520121
Aku`s offering 2 googolplex for these shitposts
2 googolplex...thats a lot of shilling.
>>91523845
He went inside the farting dragon and inside that "one of us lies and one tells the truth" hydra.
>>91523934
oh, fuck
How will I ever recover?
>>91523937
Back when I was a kid, I thought googolplex was just what dollars meant in the future, so I thought Aku was being a stingy cunt on the bounty.
Now I wonder how those bounty hunters would have spent 2 googolplex had they killed Jack.
>>91524000
With those digits, yes.
>>91523873
he's not dead, notice his eyes were still illuminated on his intact head
he'll be rebuilt and pass the good message on to Aku that the foolish samurai doesn't have his crutch blade
>>91520121
jackfags and akufags should kiss and make up
>>91520233
>implying Aku didn't create 4chan
>>91524066
Didn't Inflation hit the future hard?
A googloplex of akurrency could just be a million dollars for all we know.
I'm so fucking sick of Jackposting, especially the smutAku is hotter anyways
>>91524670
Aku is not for sexual.
>>91524670
I like the way you think anon
>>91524670
Go away Teacupballerina.
>>91524778
thank you, anon
>>91524735
FOOL, AKU IS THE DADDY OF DADDIES
>>91520121
>Make foolish posts
>Get rightfully called out on it
You have to go back
>>>/past/
>>91524670
>>91524840
I preferIkra
>>91520165
>>91523873
Good, I never understood the appeal of him.
>>91520191
Aku the record get out
>>91525589
>Ikra will never pin you underneath her and wrap your body in her demonic tendrils
>She will never ride you and let out those seductive, lustful moans into you ear, coaxing you ever closer to climax
>She will never look into your eyes and shapeshift her face back to normal while shouting "FOOLISH ANON!" as you spray your load inside her
>>91526320
At first glance I thought it was supposed to be aku's hairy ass
Why didn't Aku just send Jack into the future again?
>>91526866
The absolute madman
>>91526320
I did a thing
>>91526320
Thicc
>>91526866
He won't fall for the same trick twice
>>91520121
>jackfags are STILL anally devastated
It's been over fifty years already. Will you guys EVER recover?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Efj5ab2YPI
>>91520547
dbz, ah yes, the anime with no real plot and a totally reactive mc.
>>91520265
holy shit kek
Attention Jack Sympathizers. Thank You For Volunteering For The Cultural Erasure Project. A Delivery Drone Will Be By Your House In 30 Seconds To Deliver You To The Erasure Center.
Glory To Aku And Have A Nice Day.
This is, and always has been, an Aku boardFoolish samurai
>>91520209
Boris is shit.
>>91520547
I used to think dbz was bad until I actually rewatched it in adulthood, it's amazing.
So is episode 4 out yet?
>>91530815
https://www.episodate.com/tv-show/samurai-jack
>>91530815
Yes, 2 weeks already
>>91520233
>>91524577
>All spoilers images are random pics of Aku.
>Getting banned is going to the Pit of Hate.
>>tfw when i've been in the Pit of hate for posting SWAT kats.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you foolish samurai? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shapeshifting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on japanese villages, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the laser eye beam shooter in the entire beetledrone army. You are nothing to me but just another fool. I will wipe you the fuck out with trickery the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the akunet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of robots across earth and your magic sword is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fool. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your past. You’re fucking dead, fool. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shapeshift in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my glorious flaming eyebrows. Not only am I extensively trained in laser eye combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the robot army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable past off the face of the continent, you little fool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, samurai.
>>91530904
Man, that april's fool thing really threw me off.