You should be honored slave, you have been selected to be on

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Erasure
yay, i get to be death.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Reality_Manipulation

Fuck that, you're my Horseman now.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_Separation

Fug you Apogykypse :DDD

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment
Before it was a bomb, the bomb was an Idea

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Light_Waves

Death, maybe War?

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment

Well fuck, I'm Jesus now? Mutant Jesus time

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Wow

>>91493000
fuck I mean http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toy_Manipulation
Wow

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Embodiment

Which horsemen would be suitable for me?

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deceleration
Which Horseman would this fit best?

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pseudoscience_Manipulation
the hell is even my first fuck that. i am ok with my second http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

No Apocalypse. You are my bitch now.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Pillar_Projection?useskin=oasis
Gonna have to get creative with how he isn't bullshit. Aside from hitting I could probably start fires if I used friction to melt them down and have molten metal to work with. Hope I get some more side powers with the upgrades.

>>91492602
>elasticity
I win

>>91493038
Death or Pestilence

>>91493083
Straight up Death by stopping all their shit.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Conversion

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Carrier
So does that make me famine?

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superiority
Well, looks like I win.

>>91492602
>Concept Absorption

>The user can absorb any/all forms of concepts, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently, possibly integrating concept into themselves allowing them to embody that concept.

I have absorbed the concept of mutants. You're my slave now bitch.

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Mimicry

I'd be a good enforcer but not quite sure which Horsemen I'd be. I guess maybe War, but even that doesn't seem fitting.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Combat
They call me Friggin'

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tectonic_Plate_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
>Tectonic Plate Manipulation
I will bring death to all the japanese and chileans

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>>91492602

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Infusion
Literally the Horseman of Death

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purgatory_Lordship

So am I another Death?

>>91492602
this site is just autists competing to make the most overpowerd power
stop linking it

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Dexterity

I'm the most useless horseman ever.

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>>91492602

>says he wants to help save his kind
>his name is APOCALYPSE

Why would you even try to pretend to be helping / saving anyone when you literally call yourself a word that means the end of the world? That's like

>I am TUBURCULOSIS,
>I'm here to help everyone find true happiness.

Also.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation

wut?

>>91493400
OMG.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Collapse
Literally cannot be stopped

>>91493730

Not helpful if there's no possibility of your opponent losing to begin with. I don't know why everyone always assumes there are infinite possibilities in a multiverse and everything you can imagine is happening somewhere. I think it's more likely there are multiple but finite possibilities and that many times the way something will play out is pretty well limited to one general outcome.

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>>91492602

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Connection

Whelp, guess I'm literally just death now.

>>91492602
>Crystal Spike Protrusion
As a schizophrenic who HATES when people put their hands on me, I'm extremely okay with this.
THANKS, POCKY!!

>>91492602

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment

Lemme spoil that show you like for you.

Hope you brought your sunglasses.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

>>91492602
Dude Wtf is this? Am I gonna fight with tai chi?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

well I'd definitely be famine.

>>91492602

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence_Genesis

Oh shit dawg, this is exactly what I wanted.

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>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion

I am Aizen, only better.

Of course, Lord Apocalypse, I would be honored.
All according to keikaku.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Lung_Capacity

I'm sure you could find a lamer horseman, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

ignore previous brain damage post,
it never happened.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology

how would i even get this to work as any horseman?

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Vision

Ok, I have nothing.
Which horsemen would I even be?

>>91494634

Famine - You hide everybody's food in your pouch
War - You pull out weapons from your pouch
Pestilence - You have a diseased ouch
Death - you trap and suffocate people in your pouch

>>91494768
oh holy shit that sounds awesome.

Insanity inducement. .. I guess the war horsemen?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insanity_Inducement?useskin=oasis

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concussive_Force
Fuck yeah

>>91492602
You can call me Sir Elton.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Manipulation

Because I'm a rocket man.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_Manipulation

I'm your guy, Apoc.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulation

I'm definitely War and will be playing this whenever it's time to fuck shit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpgpf6QVnI

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology
I have all the powers.
Fuck you Apocalypse, I do what I want.

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>>91494768
>That Death

So a slight variation on this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deconstruction

neat

>>91495085
that's like the reverse of that fairytale about the guy who puts death in a bag so he couldn't die, the soldier and the death I think it was called.

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>>91492602

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Happiness_Empowerment

Uh, which horseman am I supposed to be?

>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intangible_Attacks
pretty practical,nothing that special though.

>>91495317
"Zombozo (Ben 10 Series) has a machine that takes out and feeds the happiness of the others and transfer it to his own body as a converted energy for his own selfish reasons.
Power/Ability to:
be strengthened by happiness"

Obviously Pestilence or Death. You consume happiness according to the link provided.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Embodiment
I have no feelings about this one way or another

>>91495317
Death.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Download

So... I became a mary sue, nice.

>>91495385

Well that's neat, but kind of bad in the long term if the apocalypse actually happens. I'll just wind up being power-starved from lack of happiness.

>>91495317
war of course!

>>91495428
That's one way to look at it. But then that implies that no one will ever be happy again, even the victors of the Apocalypse.

>>91495487

I guess that's a good point.

But wait, if I'm empowered by my own happiness, and the act of being empowered results in absorbing happiness, does that cause some kind of feedback loop that makes me bipolar and constantly switching between being happy and depressed?

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>>91495428
Apocalypse is a happy guy. Look at him smile in the OP and pic related with Archangel.

>>91495389
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Empowerment?

Brother!

What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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>>91495249

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

Apocalypse.

Apocalypse I don't think this was a good idea

>>91493846
I appreciate your edit.

I actually got a good one this time.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Capture?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Force_Infusion

A bit generic, but I can work with it.

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Burning

I can make sick comebacks

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slender_Man_Physiology

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silk_Manipulation

I'm just another Spider-Adjacent, i'm doom to be shit

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Number_Empowerment

War seems most fitting. strength in numbers. six million dead is just a number. any number of sacrifices is worth it for the greater good, number of bullets fired, I can make this work

>>91494559
Give that man a vuvuzela.

>>91493661
I got
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coral_Physiology
So I guess I have decent armor, can filter feed, am undrownable, and can reproduce asexually in great numbers. War, maybe, as a monster spawner.

>>91495799
Pestilence. The joke is always made that this is /r9k/'s real life power. Maybe worth something if Big Blue is taking it to the interwebs.

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>>91492602
So I'm some priest who was given gods training or gods powers.

Depends on which powers I get from god, I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Wall_Generation

I can help you keep out those Mongolians, boss.

>>91496729
>creating a superhuman vuvuzela player

Come on now, his name may be Apocalypse, but that's just too far.

>>91492602
Alright man but don't job this time
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Manipulation

Get you some of this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deceleration?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_State_Shift

Considering I'm a horseman of Apocalypse I assume the gas I turn into is toxic and the liquid is acidic

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Computation
I foresee a 100% chance of you failing, again.

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>>91492602

>AND WHAT, APOCALYPSE, MUST I GIVE IN RETURN?
>...

>>91492602
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Plant

Are you trying to be a jobber to the x-men or not?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Empowerment
I have diabetes AND cancer
You're all fucked

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Light_Manipulation
Excellent I'm the clean up crew here to rebuild everything once the others have broken everything, create a garden of the gods, and form an endless legion of literally anything from robot cat girls to stone golem.to boring old zombies

>>91492602

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation

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>>91492602
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Empathic_Replication
>The power to copy the powers of others through an empathic bond and immediately understand how to use said power

I FUCKING WIN