>trailer for a new Thor movie >It doesn't look like

Simple: They didn't tie down Thor's problems to earth.

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>>91464363
they hired someone who knew what they were doing and had talent

>get a good director like Taika Waititi to helm the movie
>no Jane and Darcy to take up half of the screentime
>90% of the plot takes place in space
>give them all helmets
Who knew it would be so simple. I guess it's better late than never.

>>91464445
>cog in the slow death machine
But is helming a 200 million dollar movie...
disingenuous fuck.

>>91464445
>people who are angry at the logo
Is this the true power of autistic comic book fans? I can't imagine being mad at a logo.

>>91464445
Pieface?

They sacked Porkman and got a non-shit director.

>>91464449
I always see everyone blaming Darcy but she never had that much screentime.

>>91464445
Is that a Gawker article?

>>91464363
Is this GOTG?

>>91464363
>It actually looks good
Source? Did they release another trailer so fast?

>>91464363
>>91464445
Another day, another cent.

>>91465219
Yes. Expect a LE EBIN DANCE OFF X-DDD at the end.

>that hair
JUST

>>91465427
Looks better than the wig tbchf.

>>91464363
Pieface from Green Lantern happened.

>>91464877
And she was one of the best thing of the previous Thor movies.

>>91466999
Well she's stupid successful right now so movie isn't a priority.

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>>91464363
>What the fuck happened?

Taika Waititi aka Taco White-titty

>>91467052
>Well she's stupid successful right now so movie isn't a priority.
Cast her as Whor.

Everybody wins.

>>91464445
Holy shit I didn't know the guy from What We Do In The Shadows in making this.

Fuck this movie is actually going to be good. When has the third movie in a franchise ever been the only good one ?

>>91467282
Wait a minute....

>Iron Man 1
>Captain America 2
>Thor 3
D-Dare I say it?

>>91464363
Why the fuck is she black? And not even hot, what the fuck.

>>91467409
Say it faggot

>>91467495
That's supposed to be a 10/10 for nignogs.

It's all the head pieces, people love dem head pieces.

>>91467495
Pretty sure she's working for Grandmaster (think Caiera and the Red King) and gets declared a Valkyrie after siding with Thor.

>>91464363
>What the fuck happened?

You got paid by Disney to flood our board with shit threads.

>>91464363

retards on the internet flipped their collective shit as they always do about something they had never seen and could only speculate and fantasize about in their own little tardbrains...

it happens all the time, especially here.

>>91467282
Logan
2017 is breaking the curse

>>91467989
>MoS
>BvS
Does that mean JL is gonna be good?

>>91468040
Fingers crossed but I don't think meme magic can stop Zack from being a hack.

>>91468106
What about Homecoming? It's the third Spider-Man reboot after all though Raimi's already considered good.

>>91468138
I can't predict the future Anon
But, the directors for Logan, Thor and Homecoming all excel in the type of film they're making, be it western, comedy or coming of age. Snyder doesn't.

>>91464363
I like how it's got the black chick from Westworld, Sir Anthony better make an appearance here.

>>91468202
>I can't predict the future Anon
I believe in yourself regardless wise anon.
Now will Trump unleash WW3 for real?

>>91468289
But she's hideous.

>>91464506
And he worked hard to get there

>>91467495
Hispanic and white as well

>>91468040
Isn't Wonder Woman the third?

>>91467542
According to who?

>>91468323
She looks fine and is good actress, if you want to jerk off I'm sure there'll be a Ragnarok porn parody

>>91468400
I was referring to DCEU movies directed by Zacky boy.

>>91464363
Competence

>>91464363
>Thor 1

Filler origin bullshit. They almost skipped Thor 1 and Cap 1 and jsut insert them into avengers. After Im and Hulk made money they decided to milk the shit. Thor was fluff of all fluff.

>Thor 2

Rushed movie, lot like IM2, its themes are weak, the heroes journey, also weak. They bent the movie to make a triology for Loki out of thor 1, avengers and thor 2. Feige even admits this, but it was all a secret. Did a good job with that villain.....and have never done that again

>Thor 3

People dig the cheap costumes and lazy make up of GotG. People seem to like thor as a character and didn't get enough in AoU. Hulk as well, go big, go weird, or go home, right? Well, they're going for it.

>>91468592
Oh my god, just goes to show how much of a forgettable shit show that movie was

>>91468642
>B-But muh harley was the most popular costume in halloween 2016!!! m-muh make up!!!!

>>91468592
Also this comic is great, of course Batfleck is the one trying to make the most of it.

>>91468566

so is this what the voices in your head tell you? or what.

>>91468592
I read that as Kike Shed.

>>91464363
It was just a good song match.

Why are white people so triggered by black people?

>>91469298
I could ask the same thing in reverse

>>91469376
>I could ask the same thing in reverse
>?elpoep kcalb yb dereggirt os elpoep etihw era yhW
????

>>91467542
No she isn't

>>91469453
noitseuq nmad eht rewnsa

>>91464363
Taika Waititi happened
Who'da thunk all Marvel needed to turn Thor around was a Kiwi director?

>>91468592
>Daredevil and alive Coulson hanging with the MCU movie characters

Lol no.

>>91469268
It was the complete antithesis of the Ghost Busters trailer.
Every character was explained with just a shot, a gesture, a look.
Every joke was funny and meaningful for the presentation.
The parts shown were enticing, intuitively exciting and meaningful in context of prior movies.
The song, like the colors and props used, was bold, grand and retro in a way that makes you forget that there is no Planet Hulk nostalgia going on, by just calling back to a feeling, an idea of the 80s as an era of action movies and cartoons that dared to be stupid, really.
I know I am watching a manufactured spectacle from the mother of all entertainment machines, but this does not feel like it's cynical and loathing the material. It feels like a ton of fun.

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>>91468333
Did he though?
Movies are about who you know, not your resume.

>>91468592
Academy Award winning Suicide Squad

And Suicide Squad wasn't a total piece of shit. Fucking Boomer was amazing

>>91467282
It's the antithesis of the rule if the first 2 films are good the 3rd has to be shit (ala Raimi Spider-Man) if the first the 2 films are shit the 3rd has to be good

I'm gonna miss getting a good stare at Kat Denning's massive milky tits

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>>91464363
I don't know. I saw that cover picture and I pretty much lost all hope on the spot, but that trailer changed my mind completely. I'm carrefully optimistic.

Hope I'm reading it right and it's not a Suicide Squad type of situation.

>>91468592
Meanwhile the X-men are busy banging chicks at college parties

>>91474464
X1 was top fucking notch,

First class was good,

and DOFP was great.


Other than that I don't personally think the Xmen movies were all that great
And of fucking course logan was great you faggots

>>91475454
X-2 is objectively better than X-1.

Goddammit, this movie would be perfect to introduce Beta Ray Bill and yet we need to keep Hulk relevant. We get Rocket Raccoon and somehow Thorse is the line? WHERES BILL?!

>>91467282
>When has the third movie in a franchise ever been the only good one ?
Army of Darkness (aka Evil Dead III).

Actually II wasn't bad ( but was basically direct-to-video tier production ); then III came out and blew everyone away.

>>91467409
Oh god will the cycle restart? I want Ant-Man 2 to be good!!!

>>91469298
That's not a very fair questions in relation to the movie.

I'm tired of them continually race shifting to black instead of anything else.

We could have had Dani Moonstar. Or surrogate Dani Moonstar whatever is legal.

>>91469453
HES ZATANNA RUN!

I'm all for The He-Man aesthetic to be honest

>Planet Hulk reference in teaser trailer.
Yes..... YES!

>>91477315
Evil Dead 2 was better in every way than Army of Darkness, which was watered down and only remembered for the proto-memes.

>that trailer
>good

Nope.

Kinda looks like a pg 13 version of Heavy Metal

>>91477495
WRONG

Army of Darkness was way better than ED2

>>91477554
shut the fuck up, ED2 was better but AoD was still good too

>>91475680
They're trying to sell tickets, though. If they don't use Hulk, he's just waiting in the void gathering dust until the next Avengers movie. The people love that green fuck, and they want to pay money to see more of him.

Also, it just makes sense for him to go into space with Thor. His entire character in the MCU has been "I'm a terrible monster, and I can't go anywhere on Earth where I'm not a huge threat to everyone", then here comes this handsome blonde guy from space who fights monsters like Hulk all the time, and he's got pals who do the same thing. Hulk's problem is solved. Just go hang out with Thor.

It'd be cool to get Bill, but who knows if they'd do him justice. It might just be better to not include him at all than risk putting him in and screwing it up.

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>>91467409
>Spidey (1) will be great
>Ant Man 2 will be great
>Avengers 3 will be great

Sucks to be Black Panther, GOTG 2 and Captain Marvel

>>91464445
Fucking savage

>>91467495
White women can't act and they look worse

Me personally? Well I killed like five horses and ate a frog as a sacrifice to Satan and/or Stan Lee. Maybe that did something

>>91464642

The fucking irony that two actors from green lantern have gone on to do way better shit with comic book movies including directing is fucking hilarious.

angela basett is about to be in black panther, completing the trifecta

>>91467794
>>91467495

Hela kills all/most the valkyries

Tessa Thompson is a survivor, or a descendant of one of those valkyries

>>91481036
And all it took was going to the company that actually knows what it's doing

>>91468566
>>Thor 1
>Filler origin bullshit. They almost skipped Thor 1 and Cap 1 and jsut insert them into avengers. After Im and Hulk made money they decided to milk the shit. Thor was fluff of all fluff.

Bro, you got a poor memory. People predicted Thor was gonna be a disaster and stakes were really low. People figured a bodybuilder who couldn't act would get cast and that the movie would be a total mess.

Say what you will of Branaugh, but he used a lot of humor and romance to sell a pretty wild concept to general audiences. He probably should have gone with more Kirby stuff, but that the movie was coherent was considered a huge accomplishment.

Thor 2 was a movie about nothing.

>what happened?

Redditors of the Memexy made a lot of money.

>>91467409
Pure poetry.

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>>91481151
Must really suck to see everyone loving these amazing movies while you have to stick with DC and their shitty movies like a good contrarian fucktard

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>>91481151
>Redditors of the Memexy made a lot of money.

Normies liked a comic book movie!

Why can't they make movies that are divisive and polarizing like DC!

>>91464363
>What the fuck happened?
No Portman to shit the movie up with forced romance and unnecessary drama

>>91477554
Evil Dead 1 and 2 were actually scary.

>>91464449
This is why I was so excited when Edgar Wright was on Ant-man. And then they fucking fired him and I've boycotted Marvel ever since.

>>91464363
It's just what happens when Russos are handling Avengers and not Joss Weedon.

>>91467542
My cousin's brother's black friend t-told me so

>>91469376
Historically speaking, white people have given black people extensive reasons. On the flip side, white people are angry at black people for the shit white people caused in the first place. It's like getting mad at the dominos you set up for causing a domino effect

>>91464403
this.

also Helena looks hella hot.