>can only win an Olympic race by tempting the competition

I dunno, you should storytime it so I can form a better opinion

>>91453574

No, the Jews were the Jews of the Ancient World

>Hating on Gauls
Filthy butthurt Roman detected

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>>91453574

>>91453574
No, these comics did feature actual Jews acting like Jews at least a couple of times.

>>91453574

No, Asterix and Obelix visited Jerusalem to hang out with the actual jews.

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>>91453772
>45 BC
>hating on Romans
Spero ego graviter facere hominibus.

>>91453574
Nah. The Gauls where just what the Roman's called all the barbarian tribes north of Latium.

>>91453905
Avi! True to Caesar.

>>91453574
dogmatix a best

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>>91453652
Basically:
>some dude from the camps near Asterix's village is selected to go to the Olympic games
>Asterix decides to go too, through some machinations that prove they are Romans (only romans and greeks could go to the games)
>the roman dude gets demoralized and now only sweeps dust
>the MALE people from the village go to Greece (in chains) to support Asterix and Obelix
>encounter with Pirates
>they visit Athens, and Agecanonix tries to cheat on his hot wife
>tons of references to magic potion being used to win the games
>the Greek organizes outlaw the potion (fairly)
>Asterix stats training one day before the games start
>he is somehow defeated by Spartans in a fair race
>the Greeks weep the palms
>they decide to make a special race for the romans to win anything
>Asterix and Panoramix trick the Romans into drinking the magic potion
>they win the race
>they are all disquallified for doping
>Asterix wins the palm

>>91454247
Who is Dogmatix?

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>>91454334
Cute pupper.

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>>91454409
But that is Ideafix

>>91453800
kek

>>91453800
(((coincidences))) mount, my fella

>>91454509
my nigga

>>91455144
Oy gevalt!

>>91455144
(((spoopy boogeyman)))
(((things or person i dont like)))

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>>91453800
Is the resemblance between these two a coincidence?

>>91457133
most likely

>>91453574
Are you, dare I say, retarded?

>>91457133
The jews may have something to do with it.

>>91456801
made me laugh more than it should