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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Ugh... Where do I begin?"
>"So, you're probably wondering who the loser tied up in chains and dangling over a fiery pit of eternal torment is."
>"I'll give you a hint: he ain't Michael Jackson."
>Archive footage of Thriller
>"Though I can do a pretty good moonwalk, when I'm not about to die."
>Back to Thor
>"Yep, that's right: I'm the loser. But that wasn't always the case."
>"Just a week ago, I had it all. A mystical hammer made of Uru metal, a spot on the greatest superteam on Midgard... Heck, I even had Natalie Portman!"
>Still of Natalie Portman in Leon, The Professional
>"Woah, woah, woah! Not that Natalie Portman!"
>Shots of Natalie Portman in the previous Thor movies
>"Yeah, that one..."
>"Here's a recipe for a bad Thor day..."
>Shots of Hela
>"Take one SERIOUSLY screwed up demon goddess..."
>Shots of Grandmaster and Valkyrie
>"Mix in a slave-trading grandmaster and his hot psycho bodyguard..."
>Shots of Loki
>"And top it all off with a dash of my dweeby little brother."
>"It all started out so simple. But I guess the universe has a way of Ragnaroking your socks off."
>VHS rewind backwards through the movie
>One Week by Barenaked Ladies starts playing
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BRAVO WHEDON
BRAVO LUCAS
BRAVO STOKLASA
BRAVO CAMERON
BRAVO ANON
BARAVO HUMANITY
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>>91450357
Good job
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>>91450357
would unironically watch this
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>>91450357
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>>91450408
Think you missed /tv/ friend
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>>91450357
>>*record scratch*
>>*freeze frame*
>>"Ugh... Where do I begin?"
It's so stupid but it makes me laugh.
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>>91450357
Pretty good.
Add in some shitty one liners and a scene of the main villain being completely non threatening and you've got a Marvel capeshit flick.
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>>91450357
>not playing Spin Doctors - Two Princes
you had one job OP
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>>91451304
I am filled with a deep-seated regret now.
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>>91450357
if any of the marvel movies go this far to stupid fucking comedy, i would actually have a lot of fun watching it.
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>>91451231
Marvel movies have never actually used this cliche, Anon.
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>>91451478
Didn't Deadpool?*record scratch* pic of the _other_ Deadpool
>No not this one
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>>91451664
Deadpool isn't Marvel
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>>91451696
Man all them "IP rights" bullshit is a hot, confusing mess, innit.
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>>91451721
It's pretty simple
Were they ever an X-Man? Fox
Is it Spider-Man? Sony
Everyone else? Marvel/Disney.
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>>91451740
Wasn't Spider Man an X Man once or something? And also part of the Avengers?
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>>91451721
not really. Fox has X-Men, which includes Deadpool via Weapon X, and Fantastic 4, which includes most of their cosmic scale villains
Universal has Hulk and Namor
Sony has Spider-Man
Marvel has the rest of the cinematic rights, and they have ALL of the games rights independent of the movie rights. they just license those out which is literally renting the freedom to use them, not the ownership of them
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>>91451773
I think Spidey worked with the X-Men, but he's not a mutie, so I dunno if he was ever officially on the roster.
Either way, Spider-Man is SPECIFICALLY owned by spidey.
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>>91451148
Where do you think OP came from?
>>91451231
Does that make Thor 3 not Marvel then?
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>>91450357
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>>91450357
>"It all started out so simple. But I guess the universe has a way of Ragnaroking your socks off."
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>>91451478
Who is Ultron?
>or Maliketh
>or Ronan
>or (not) Mandarin
>or Zemo
>or whatever mads was called in DS
There hasn't been an effective villain in any post avengers MCU film bar Antman's yellow jacket.
Maybe Bucky, but that pushing it
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>>91452560
Zemo managed to split the Avengers
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Holy cringe, and to think you people have the gall to call anyone reddit. If you wrote any of these pastas thinking it's funny, fucking neck yourself please.
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>>91453551
newfag pls
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>>91450357
Thor Odinsons Day Off
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>>91450357
>One Week by Barenaked Ladies starts playing
Man I loved the Digimon movie.
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>>91450357
Seriously I can't understand how anyone can take the trailer seriously, I mean there's a whole meme about how that is the stupidest way to start a movie of do a trailer, it's a cliche that is hated in Hollywood. Deadpool already had it
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>>91455537
this
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>>91453551
t. reddit
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>>91452560
Didn't whatshisface in Civil War -actually- create a schism in the Avengers, which was his goal all along?
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>>91450357
>80s aesthetic that only exists in the marketing
>Using the catchy song from 70s/80s to set the tone of the trailer
>rather than doing a interesting space opera, they just going to do a "LOL ITS GOING TO BE A BUDDY COP MOVIE BRO"
>LITERAL USE OF " RECORD SCRATCH/FREEZE FRAME"
Only fuck did Disney pull out all the stunts to make this movie the most casual friendly Marvel movie. The sad part is, it fucking worked.
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>>91456414
When you do "_____ don't think so good anymore" you're not supposed to pick Godzilla man.
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>>91453551
>using cringe as a word
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>>91453551
degen
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>>91455537
The meme isn't about it being stupid, it's about it being used in really fucked up scenarios (like Glenn getting his skull caved in with a baseball bat)
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