>that time Charles "Nigger Blaster" Xavier forcefully made a 15 year old cum 30 times simultaneously.
Anyone got some other juicy stories about /pol/fessor X?
>>91415892
Holy shit they needed to lock Claremont away fucking bad.
>>91416096
But muh fenicks.
>>91415892
Does this count as rape?
he had a fucking Brood Queen in control of his body
>>91415892
Where did this nickname come from?
>>91416482
>nickname
>you mean /pol/fessor X
>No Nigga Appeals On Wheels
>Charles "Put The Roma In A Coma" Xavier
>Charles "Mindblast the Jews Back" Xavier
>Charles "Black Mutant Redundancy" Xavier
>Charles "Race War Now" Xavier
>Charles "Genosha Two" Xavier
>Charles "Omar Mateen Welcome on My X-Team" Xavier
>Charles "Santa Maria Blasting Arena" Xavier
>Charles "Bishop and Storm Get Out Of My Dorm" Xavier
>Charles "Enola Gay" Xavier
>Charles "One Mutant Genocide" Xavier
>Charles "No Pennies For You, Rat Jew" Xavier
>Charles "Professor /x/" Xavier
>Charles "Sentinels are Spectacles" Xavier
>Charles "No More Chinks In My Sink" Xavier
>Charles "Wop Mop" Xavier
>Charles "Telepath The Bloodbath" Xavier
>Charles "Chessmaster" Xavier
>Charles "Hiroshima Shine" Xavier
>Charles "Human Extinction A Bloomin" Xavier
>Charles "I Will Build A Great Psychic Wall" Xavier
>Charles "Any Afro Can Take A Blow" Xavier
>Charles "Call Me Mutie You'll Go Kablooey" Xavier
>>91416411
No, this time it was one of Xavier's evil personalities taking control.
>>91416557
I understand maybe about half of these...The first one still seems way outta context, I meant "Blaster"
>>91416582
Oh yeah, the "Blowjob Baron"
that was a cool run
>>91416591
Its actually canon, Xavier was a soldier of fortune in Africa for awhile when he still had legs.
>>91416582
Is this a jojo reference?
Of all the things Charles has done I've never seen anyone mention the time in X-Statix when he hand-crafted a body for a non-corporeal teenage mutant just so she could have sex with her boyfriend. I just think about Charles up late at night putting the final touches on butthole and making sure the vaginal folds were perfect.
>>91416841
>implying anyone on /co/ has read x-statix
>>91415892
Fucking sexy.
>>91416841
You know he gave it the standard 3 hour factory endurance test.
>>91416096
No, they didn't villains just were allowed to be evil beyond killing/having a vague world domination goal back then
>>91416881
I have. I even own the omni.
>>91416582
Why is it joseph joestar tho
>>91417145
Because X-men inspired that franchise
>>91416965
Taking a break from paying black whores to dress up as Storm, Chris?
>>91417145
>Not Silver Chariot
Stupid Anonyfag.