Steve >Balding >manlet >nerd shirt >has probably

Fuck off Joe

>>91414380
>Joe
>nobody likes him more
>even Joe likes Steve better

>Steve
>beloved by all
>bangs Playboy models

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>>91414380

I wouldn't mind a semi-serious reboot of them as detectives with Blue as their loyal doggo

Reminder that Blue was a girl and Magenta was a boy

>>91414380
Steve
>successful enough to leave his shitty make believe home town
>popular with everyone because he's such a nice guy
>classic taste in clothes and style
>now a more than decent musician who gets laid on the reg

Joe
>a nobody not even devoted fans care for
>shitty rip off sweater, probably worn because he's in such poor health and cannot regulate his own body temperature
>only job on his resume reads "house sat and dog sat for brother"
>was stuck with a confusing and awful dog whose nightmarish manipulation of reality and consciousness drove him crazy
>literally no friends of his own that he didn't meet through his brother

>>91414585
Magenta was also a girl
Stop believing shit you heard in 5th grade
http://bluesclues.wikia.com/wiki/Magenta

>>91414557
[Spoiler]NYPD[/spoiler] Blue's Clues

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>>91414648
You fucked it.

>>91414380
Isn't that the guy who sing "Ding Ding"?

Joe was the Poochie of Blues clues

>>91414675
Its Hiro's fault

Everything I do wrong is his fault

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>>91414737

>>91414722
Fuck off Magenta was the Poochie of Blue's Clues, the slut didn't even show up half the time.

>>91414380

>leave beloved show because you don't want people to see you balding
>have a failed stand up career

Steve didn't deserve this.

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This is a sad thread

>>91415360
bump

>>91414488
The Playboy model just wanted to pitch him a TV show. Did you even listen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwmtkFPYXsg