You know... many people pay money for this. It's called...

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...nevermind.

kys you unfunny cunt

>>91406682
>not posting this as ghostJack
One job.

>>91406614
>Aku-puncture.
Holy fuck it just hit me

Also, how the fuck is Jack able to make these jokes? I thought he's clinically insane and hopeless

>>91406812
be "crazy" doesn't stop you from being human

>>91406812
He has had 50 years spent usually in solitude. That's enough time to perfect one hell of a stand up routine.

>>91406812
>he's clinically insane and hopeless
yeah no wonder he's making inappropriate jokes

>>91406812
Flashbacks of his childhood show he's always been a rascal.

>>91407117
It actually isn't

Stand up requires you to constantly test and iterate on your material. The best comics try out all their jokes at small clubs and hole in the wall bars to see what actually gets laughs before they take them to big shows.

>>91406812
You've just answered your own question

Imagine being somewhere you didn't want to be for 50 fucking years. I don't think even the creators know how long that is.

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>>91406614
DIE YOU MONSTER

>>91407178
Still, in 50 years, he probably saw enough Aku puns to lat a couple weeks.

>>91407475
of course they do, they work in the animation industry

>>91406682
Fuck off, Reddit and Memey.

You guys really overthink shit don't you?

>>91406682
this>>91406767

>>91406812
>how the fuck is Jack able to make these jokes?
>he's clinically insane
Anon...

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Lotta puns this episode
Remember, near the beginning of the episode, when jack was wigging out again and the birds were calling him a murderer? The birds were crows
a murder of crows
I wonder if that was intentional or not. Surprised I haven't seen anyone mention it yet though. Maybe someone did in the sticky yesterday and I missed it.

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>>91407773
>Someone told somenone to end themselves in the sticky
>The thread literally ended there
All these puns

>>91407773
Someone mentioned it in another thread (and a bunch of uneducated Americans were shocked). That's what you get for only following the sticky.

Is there a link to the new ep?

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>>91406614
I like the back fur

>>91408916
Playing Breath of the Wild and watching Samurai Jack S5 side by side is pretty fun.

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>>91406614
Did Ashi get any needles on her butt

>>91409622
that's a statistical certainty

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>>91406614
Audibly kek'd

>>91409433
Would've been fun to have a sidequest in BotW where Link defeats and befriends a Yiga girl teaching her Ganon is the real evil.

>>91406812
Remember that back in the day he was serious most of the time; he could laugh and be sarcastic once in a while, but he wasn't really funny, at least, intentionally. Jack now is super jaded, specially after killing 6 girls and realizing through Ashi how mentally fucked up they were. Jack's dip into lame jokes are a sign of his ever continuing leap into insanity.

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>>91406614
>Aku-puncture

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Crap, anyone have the mega to the ep?

I cant believe i missed it last night.

>>91406812
He has depressive episodes and (seemingly connected) psychotic hallucinations, but he's not somehow a different person.

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>>91407504
>when the filthy, wicked, lecherous, no-good, awful, evil, masculine, handsome samurai gets the chain tightness just right

>>91406614
Question: what about the other 2 sisters?

they could have survived the fall. One was literally just tossed.

>>91411636
Ashi has plot armor because we spent 30 seconds learning she likes nature. The other girls are just extraneous Ashis so they broke their necks on the way down.

>>91411636
they may have survived and come back later to present a conflict to redeemed ashi

>>91411889
This seems likely, really.

>>91411636
Jack punched the one so hard her neck broke
As for the one he threw, Ashi landed on her and crushed her with her gigantic ass, that's why there was all the blood under her.

>>91410935
mega:///#!z4wHHBzJ!BTNo4C9JZQxeFt_nzKzExDxm1efKX15iW4RiCzi6Udc

>>91410993
I think it was "treacherous".
>>91411636
Check the episode previews.