If I were a villain, I would want the power to make people have

I like it,imagine the hero coming to stop you with his sidekick to stop you and you just make them have sex.
Not only would you get away but you fuck them up mentally too.

>>91393626
What is the hero doesn't have a side kick?

>>91393626
Batman would not expect ending up shoving his own winkey up his son Damian's cornhole that night.

>>91393889
Have sex with a citizen or make him blow you until you knock them out with something.

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>>91391694
Do you think that in the DC or Marvel offices they come up with ideas like this only to wuss out in the end?

>>91391694

Wow. If only you were even 1/10th as funny as you have deluded yourself into thinking.

>>91396309
Must be tiring to be this angry.

>>91396309
And he's still 100 times funnier than you fag.

>>91391694
You will get all of the money, but none of the sex.

>>91396309
It must be lovely to be around you.

>>91391694
And if I were a super hero, I would have the power to make one of the partners fall in love with someone else negating your lustful power. I would be called The Non-Canon.

>>91391694

More like "The Cuckhold".

>>91398009
Ooc
Anti-Canon
Captain Fiction

>>91399829
That's just you.

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>>91397899
>being this naïve

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>>91399829
>have the power of making people have sex with each other
>so you make them have sex with your wife

I dunno man, that sounds like it's just you.