Kings thread post Kings.
Seriously, I'm actually curious to know all /co/ related Kings out there.
>>91363493
you just want to steal their crowns asshat
Did someone say Kang?
>>91363512
You got a problem with that? There some ISSUE with crown-theft and usurpation? Huh?
Go ahead and take his crown
WE
>>91363609
Best king
>>91363620
his feet were also hands right? Or was that third hand just a visual gag when he chopped off his own finger.
>>91363631
i agree
You say an endless feat awaits kings in the afterlife? Poopsmith, fetch my arsenic!
There's gold in the Sun!
>>91363643
Pretty sure the third hand was a visual gag
>>91363691
The magic and the mystery
>>91363631
cloud king was better
Is there anything better than stingy asshole king characters?
>>91363493 , >>91363691 , and pic related are by far my favorite king characters out there, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
>>91363655
yes the feet of kings
Dohohohoho
>>91363631
Yep. Total bro.
Was he a good king?
>>91363955
No.
>>91363955
He was a just king, but he wasn't very good. He was soft on his brother and look what it did to the kingdom.
>>91363955
Depends on if you're a Hyena or not.
It's like South Africa, if you're white, you'd want to live Pre-Mandela, but you'd want to live post Mandela if you're black
All hail King Russel Wright.
>>91364010
...at least until the economy goes zimbague and the country becomes the rape capital of the world, as happened under Scar.
>>91364551
>>91364551
Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven, anon.
>>91363512
Only the pointy ones.
So what's the message?
Obviously something to do with greed. I feel like theres some hidden allegory somewhere in it though.
>>91365206
I think it was saying that if you're persistent enough, you can get anything you want, but may lose everything else in the process.
>>91363493
>Double King will never wear all /co/ related king crowns on his head
Poor little guy
>>91363493
>>91363493
>>91363493
king konky dong
>>91363493
Best King.
>>91365206
I think it's the classic joke of making you expect him to learn his lesson when he can't take deaths crown but then he takes deaths crown by virtue of being an insufferable asshole
And then he runs away again
>>91363493
Goatse
>>91363493
I can't believe the search results for him are polluted with minions.
>>91363493
Monarchy is a horrible system that promotes dictatorship.
>>91363493
this guy is my spirit animal
>>91366523
>Vive la République!
>>91365206
Consider that the Kingdom which he won in murder and greed and neglect of his subjects granted him a privileged place in the afterlife. And yet before him the banquet did nothing to sate his petty greed. If there's any message beyond absurdity, it's that old theology message that the shackles of sins are placed willingly; punishment is allotted not from without but by ones own nature.