ITT: ''''''''''''''''''''Villains'''''''

Why did he not just bye one? Or have someone buy one for him?

>be plankton
>never get krabby patty formula
>get a epiphany
>hide in krusty krab toilet seat
>sit and wait for someone to shit out the krabby patty secret formula
>the stall opens it's time
>fish drops pants
>sits on toilet
>realistic ass
>"oh yeah baby!"
>PPFRRRRRRRRTBLPBLOPS
>"the Krabby Patty formula is finally mine!"
>fish man looks down and notices me
>"hey buddy, I got another round if you're willing for another go"
>"another go? hot dog forget the formula lay it on my papa!"
>"you got it!"
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRTBRAAAAAPPFTFTFTFT!"

>>91363301
Is it strange that I got a stiffy from this? I don't know why but reading it in Plankton's voice is rather charming

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>>91363301
>>91363577
I wanna get of this ride.

>>91361551
I know it's a cartoon, but I find it hard to believe that Mr. Krabs has a monopoly on all fast food customers.

SOMEONE would eat at the Chum Bucket, especially that guy whose leg keeps getting fucked up.

>>91363093
Didn't he try that once?

>>91363623
the shell shack, kelp shake, and the chicken shack all provided some kind of competition for krabs at one point, its just that people would rather starve than go to the chum bucket, the food tastes terrible, the place is is shambles ,and it is only across the road from a superior alternative

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>>91363301

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Who here would watch plankton spinoff series?

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>>91361551

>>91366334
I would watch a Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy cape spin-off.

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>>91363301
I even read it in his voice

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There should be an episode where he tries to rebrand his restaurant as "healthy" diet food, but all he does is change the names of the already established menu.

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>>91366904
That's... actually a pretty genius idea...

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>>91363301
What the fuck?!?

>>91366904
>>91367088
Reminds me of the HFCS thing.

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>>91363301
>>91363577

>>91363766
The episode where Sponbebob got fired also showed a bunch of other fast food places that exist in Bikini Bottom.

>>91363093
Crabs refused to sell to him

>>91361551
>Plankton buys a crabby patty
How does SpongeBob stop him?

>>91363301
Crappy patty lol