Guys, guys! I think I've stumbled onto something huge!

Why are you believing Gotham Rag Propaganda anon?

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>>91331685
HOLY LOLI WHAT A SCOOP

>>91331685
Impossible, how could a dorky farmboy from Kansas be a superhero.

>>91331685
Nah, Batman's yellow.

That makes no sense. How would a billionaire find time to be a vigilante? If he wanted to fight crime, he would hire a private army. Batman is probably some homeless war vet.

>>91331838
>Clark Kent
>billionaire
>on a Daily Planet wage

>>91331685
Anon, please.
Everyone knows Batman's a vampire, so clearly it can't be Clark Kent

>>91331753
That's Green Lantern.

>>91332366
Who says aliens can't be vampires?

>>91332366
>implying the media aren't a bunch of goddam bloodsuckers

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>>91331685
looks more like that shazam fella to me

>>91331838
I didn't know being a reporter makes you a billionaire

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>>91331685
It's times like this that remind me why I browse here.

>>91331753
Pretty sure Batman's black

>>91331685
Don't be an idiot. Batman doesn't wear glasses!

>>91331685
>>91333710
How would he even fight without them breaking? He would go through his wage in a week replacing them. Hell, how would he afford the sweet ROCKET POWERED car?

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>>91331685
NAW OP, you got it wrong

He's clearly green lantern

nono, I pretty sure that boy Parker who works for the Bugle is Batman

he looks more the Flash

>Batman
>On a reporters salary

>>91333830

Isn't green lantern black

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>>91333177
hmmm you might be on to something there old bean!

>>91333960
You're thinking of black lantern

>>91333101
I didn't say aliens can't be vampires, I said Clark Kent, the plucky American reporter from the Daily Planet, isn't a vampire.

>>91331838
>billionaire
are you suggesting that batman is none other than lex luthor?

>>91331685
How would he commute from Gotham and Metropolis and back? Aren't they in different states?

>>91333960
Everyone's black these days.

>>91334188
He can FLY. He's BATman.

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>>91333894
another possible theory that he is the flash

>>91333177
Is that kid Constantine? Wat.

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>>91331685
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>>91334264
>ITT: Clark Kent is everyone

Morons, all of you

>>91334298
Justice league action cartoon where the superheroes got turned into kids.

it's a fun one to watch

>>91334310
then what is YOUR theory anon

>>91334147
Lex Luthor?
Is that the guy who keeps picking fights with Superman?
Isn't he, like, a supercriminal?

>>91334352
He's just a reporter and you're all being retarded

>>91334264
Flash is too skinny, tho.

This is more likely:
>>91334008

>>91334378
That's his cover story.

>>91334264
We all know Clark Kent it's a coward that runs away every time there is danger, but he is not that fast.

I'm sure batman must be someone military trained, like an ex spy or something, there are some slight traces of a British accent too, wasn't Bruce Wayne butler ex green beret? I bet he is batman and Bruce Wayne is funding his crimefighting life.

>>91334403
Then how is he friends with a billionaire like Bruce Wayne? He must have saved his ass as some sort of hero to get into his inner circle.

>>91334442
Shit, you might be right.
Has anyone ever seen Lex Luthor and Batman in the same room?

>>91334479
He's just that good of a reporter

>>91334479
I bet Clark is just one of those lesser known superheroes.
Like, uh....
That one guy in a blue suit...
The blue cockroach?

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It's always Batman or Superman.
Why does no one ask who that Wonder Woman chick is? Seriously, Superman is an alien and the Bats usually stays in Gotham. But her? I can't find a fucking thing about her, anywhere, I hear she talks to the UN, does that mean she's from Earth?

>>91334539
Well, he does take a lot of good pictures of Superman.
Makes you wonder how he's good enough to snap pics of the Man of Steel.

>>91334546
The guy who hangs out with green lantern right?

>>91334485
he probably uses body doubles to help keep his secret.

>>91334562
Anon, Wonder Woman is an ambassador from a lesbian island. >>91334592
Fags like you piss me off. Kent's a journalist, those pimping pictures are credited to Jimmy Olson

I heard Batman is really the millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.

>>91334647
I bet Jimmy's secretly Superman

>>91334654
That's stupid.

A billionaire has much better things to do than go around beating up criminals.

>>91334647
>>91334647
>Wonder Woman is an ambassador from a lesbian island.
How do you know that? And if it's true how do I get there?

>>91334654
enough of your tomfoolery boco, we're being serious here.

>>91334687
Nah, Jimmy's too ginger to be superman

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>>91334546

I always thought he was called THE TICK

>>91334654
GTFO here man, that make no damn sense

>>91334712
these images are great, anon. Really helping me visualize.

>>91334654
I'm 100% sure Bruce is somehow related to Batman, he probably gives him all the gadgets and stuff

But I doubt he is him

>>91334702
She claims she's an Amazon to represent them and rumor is she never met a man until she left the island. So that means somewhere out there, there's an island filled with qts who never got a nice helping of dick

>>91334546
>>91334712
Wait, you're saying his name isn't Spider-man?
I could've sworn it was, I even have dreams about it.

>>91334654
Nah Batman is too hardcore to be Wayne. Pretty sure he's ex military of some kind.

>>91334796
Nah man, I specifically remember that dude's name being blue and an insect.
I think the insect part started with B...
The Blue Butterfly?

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Aw man, and thought I thought i finally had some dirt on ol' Luthor too..

>>91331685
Nah, I think Bane and Bruce Wayne are the same person though.

>big guys
>Bruce Wayne
>Bruce WAyNE
>BANE

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>>91334310
But what if there are multiple Clark Kents?

>>91331685
WAIT A MINUTE.... that explains why Kent is always on his wc breaks and never wants to hang out after work... but how in the world a nerd like Clark would be athletic

>>91334942

Lets hope not. Just the one is bad enough.

Every time something bad happens, that little wuss runs away and hides. Pansy.

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nah people are thinking small

it's Flame Dude!

>>91334961
Wait, anon, your one of Kent's coworkers?
PERFECT!
Snoop around his desk, maybe he has evidence that he's the Blue Butterfly in there.

>>91334325
Is the rest of the show good or is this the exception

>>91335119
it's an enjoyable watch, I really like the zatanna episode and there is only 20 something odd episodes

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>>91331685
Clark Kent will make Metropolis great again, unless you are a filthy alien. He's going to build a space wall.

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>>91334325
Kid Fate is cute

>>91334654
Are you Bruce Wayne because I've heard multiple times he goes on random forums and image boards and claims to be batman

>>91334972
Isn't it weird that Clark always has a perfectly accurate report of the events he runs away from?
I bet he's psychic.

>>91331685
no, he's definitely wonder woman. see, it's the opposite of what you would expect! that's why no one's figured it out

>>91335181
That Zatanna is daughterfu material for sure, tho

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maybe we are overthinking this and maybe he trains superheroes

WILD CAT

>>91335309
Literally who?

>>91335195
No surprise there. The guy's a spoiled brat and about as deep as a bowl of soup; he's probably spreading rumors to make himself look cooler.

>>91336124
I heard one time, one of his parties was attacked by The Penguin, and he crawled under the table like a wuss.
What a loser.

>>91331685
>>91334310
I've cracked it. Clark Kent is a living drawing by Bruce Timm, that's why he looks like every superhero at the same time.

>>91335309
>>91336095
The Tick?

>>91333177
Shazam is an old guy with a beard.

>>91334463
>wasn't Bruce Wayne butler ex green beret
SAS. Green Berets are American.

>>91334782
She's gone on record saying that they kill men who get to Paradise Island

>>91334912
Isn't Bane a beaner?

>>91336382
You're thinking of Gandolf

I wonder what happened to coworker anon

>>91336421
Bane has always been white you dumbass, he is from South America not from fucking Mexico, but to be fair DC has done a terrible job making this clear hiring chicanos to do the voice or letting idiots write him.


Bane 66 is from mexican tho.

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G-Guys.....

But Kent don't even shiv.
Batman my kinda nasty.

>>91336986
Facebook is weird like that

>>91331685
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>>91336888
What about Superman?

>>91334984
Clark Kent's head isn't on fire though. How can he be flame dude if his head's not on fire. Even assuming flame dude could put his head out, there'd be a big hole there where the fire was, and no wig is going to cover that.

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>>91337093
>Superman is a reporter
Top kek.

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>>91337093
Mild-mannered farm boy and reporter Clark Kent? Superman?! Alright buddy I know some of these theories have been a little out there but you need to reign it in there.

>>91337093
Superman is superman, dumbass. He isn't even wearing a mask. How could he be anybody else? You'd know right away.

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>>91337093

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Wait...I think I've figured it out!

I know who Clark Kent really is!

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>>91337093
>Clark kent
>Superman
That's right up there with some of the dumbest shit I've heard in my life. Why would THE Superman do a job as pedestrian as journalism. You'd think he'd have a job that makes use of his powers in some way.

Guys, isn't it obvious?
Clark Kent is Bruce Wayne

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>>91337686
Don't be a retard, we all know who Clark Kent is

guys, Clark Kent is Martian Manhunter.
What better way to man hunt than to report on men

>>91337730
Dio?

>>91334654
Right that traumatized playboy would be too scared to hold gun let alone fight armed men

>>91337093
superman has literally saved clark kent's life before, anon, they have been seen together.

>>91334463
Isn't Bruce Wayne Superman? That's what Deathstroke said anyways.

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>>91337813
you are onto something

Okay, guys, I think I figured one of them out.

The Joker, obviously is Bruce Wayne! He lives a life of playboy billionaire hedonism already, and hedonism degenerates into insanity. Have you even heard of some of the weird shit he's bought over the years? And adopting a circus boy isn't normal behavior, those kids Wayne keeps adopting are probably clown-henchmen by night, those poor kids are probably corrupted beyond repair. The reason Batman and the Police haven't caught him yet is he uses all his money to bribe the piss out of them so he keeps running free. Bruce Wayne's always getting hurt in skiing accidents and shit, well all those broken ribs are actually from getting his ass kicked by the Batman.

>>91337933
Makes sense, actually. Bruce Wayne has so much money he can just pay people to play pretend with him so he can feel like a super hero. I bet Superman can't even fly for real

>>91331753
I'm hoping this is a Homestar reference.

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>>91331685
Clark is actually superboy, you know... that kid of superman.

>>91333960
there are two green lanterns

>>91338432
Aw shit man who do we tell?

>>91338714
Isn't Clark like 30?
Isn't superboy a 10 year old?
(In the sense that all minors are 10 years old, I am not in any way implying I actually know the kid's age)

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>>91333830
I agree, he clearly looks like Green Lantern

>>91331685
What? I thought he was Superman. He thinks those glasses are all he needs to hide his identity, but it's definitely him, right?

>>91339757
Superman's doesn't have a secrete identity, his real name is Kal-El everybody knows that.

>>91339757
Anon, please.
Superman is an alien.
Our boy Clark Kent was born and raised American.
Anon, please.

>>91337093
that's just stupid.

>>91339913
Let's not rule out Clark being an alien he's probably not superman but I know for sure he enjoys ketchup on his steak. That's some alien shit right there

>>91339951
>Not enjoying ketchup on steak
What are you, gay?

>>91339951
I heard he prefers Hanna-Barbara to Disney too

>>91339951
/x/ go to sleep

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Wait a minute...

>>91340062
Clark Kent = Goku?
Huh...
Clark Kent
Kralc Kent
Kakrr Kot
Kakarot
CONFIRMED
WE GOT IM

>>91334622
MY GOD! It all makes sense now!
The Daily Planet is in on this!
Think of Lois Lane! She's supposed to be one of the best in her industry, and yet she wouldn't pick up on Luthor's secret after all these years? Preposterous! And think of it, how shocking close Clark Kent, who always dogs along with Lois Lane is to Batman's looks, just as is Lex Luthor!
Luthor uses Clark as his body-double! Why, if you put a mask over their face, they're practically twins!

>>91335119
The show is a pretty fun comedy with a bit of well done action. It's kinda ike Brave and the Bold but without the serious moments it had.

>>91338863
You know that's exactly what someone would say if they DID know superboy's age...

>>91337261
Is that Rosemary? You know, the telephone operator?

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>>91337093
I bet you think Bruce Wayne is Batman, you dongus. Just take your (You) and go.

>>91336888
nice trups hitler

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>>91338907
Underrated

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>>91337093
Get a load of this fucking guy. Clark Kent being Superman, get outta here.

>>91338907
Wow! That's a great pic of GL

>>91337933
The fuck you doing talking to Deathpedo?? where do you work anon??

Guys Clark Kent is The JOKER!!! The pieces fit!

>>91334378
Haven't you seen Superman vs Batman?
They are enemies for sure.

>>91342230
But who is that guy whom Batman rape right now Live on all TV news then?

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Guys I thin I figur...
guys
guys
guys
GUYS SRSLY
listen to me I think I fi...
GUYS!!
I got him.

>Some literally who reporter

You're gonna claim it's Bruce Wayne next.

>>91342874
Clark Kent is Bruce Wayne?! Holy penis, what a scoop!

>>91337833
That's Kars, you retard.

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Guys, what if Clark Kent is me?

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>>91343411

H-Holy shit, anon...

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You morons, he's clearly Spiderman!

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Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but think this is Mumen Rider when he was a kid!

>>91337093
Don't be ridiculous, there's no way someone like Superman would be pathetic enough to be a lousy reporter for a shitty newspaper.

Go be stupid somewhere else, dumbass.

>>91337093
Point at this retard and laugh.

YOUR CLARK KENT, YOUR CLARK KENT , HE'S CLARK KENT, IMMM CLARK KENT! ARE THERE ANY OTHER CLARK KENTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!

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Guys, hold on, I think I may have stumbled on to something...

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>>91343514

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>>91343544

HE'S BRUCE WAYNE!

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>>91343544
I don't know what to make of it.

It seems really familiar, but...

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>>91343554
Wait...

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>>91343514
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>>91343581
Oh big deal, I can make him look like some guy in my town who supplies my house with propane and I still know they're not related, stop with this load of bullshit.

>>91343544
O FUK

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>>91343581
>>91337093

Go on. Say it. What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Maybe you realize, looking at this evidence, that what you claim is FUCKING RETARDED.

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>>91343514
>>91343544
>>91343554
>>91343581

and THIS...IS TO GO..EVEN FURTHER...BEYOND!

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>>91337093
>>91343581
Here's some more proof they're different and independent people, like, why do you morons exist?

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>>91343581
I think Clark Kent might just be...

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Holly shit

>>91343459
Anon, Clark Kent and Spiderman are from completely different universes.
It's the perfect disquise

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>>91343672

DIE YOU FOOLISH SAMURAI!

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>>91343664
Bizarro!

>>91343672
Are you implying that he is secretly Professor Utonium?

>>91343695

Don't you mean BIZARRO Clark Kent?

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No guys, clark kent is clark kent

>>91343741
He's obviously Superman, dummy.

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>>91335119
Great show. They take the characters and put them in so many fun concepts. Like having Lobo trick the Red Lanterns into fighting the Justice League so he can do a heist in the midst of it.

I can actually see them taking the concept of someone thinking Clark Kent is Batman into a real episode in the show.

>>91337093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nx35ZN99nU

you fucking moron, that makes no fucking sense at all

Clark Kent is really Keyser Soze

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>>91343768
OH MY GOD

>>91343768
When you have a second identity you want to make him as different as possible so people won't connect you. Clark Kent and Clark Kent are too similiar to each other. They are both raised on a farm they are both reporters they look similiar even they names are similiar. There are too much similiarities no one is stupid enough to make an alter ego lke that.
You are a retard for sggesting that they are the same person.

>>91343791
That's just ridiculous

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>>91344083
That's what makes it the perfect disguise
Who would suspect a mild mannered reporter to be a mild mannered reporter?

>>91344105
Now that I think about it it makes sense.
They work in the same place, they should meet each other daily yet nobody have seen them in the same room together.

>>91342855
The Pyu-may-man??? I thought he was dead.

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>>91331685
I think I'm onto something big here

>>91344230
He can't be dead. No one saw him and his dead body in the same room

>>91331685
I like how by merely swapping Batman and Superman, this thread is completely fucking up anons' ability to meme.

hkj

>>91335163
a deporter disguised as a reporter?

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Clark Kent spent his childhood as a farmboy.
He must have grown up to be a big guy

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>>91331685
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>>91337093
Well, Anons, the truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen.

>>91344822

And I'm fucking Batman, I also love to suck big fag cocks

>>91344822

You're a sick man, Kent.

>>91340629
I don't know what you mean anon, I can't be Superboy, Superboy's a half-alien and I was born and raised American.

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>>91336888
But, anon...

>>91344822
Nah, that's stupid.
My theory is Lex Luthor's hired some crazy guy, loaded him up with cyborg shit, and chases him around as his own personal "Most Dangerous Game".

>>91343672
holy shit

clark kent is Steven Seagal

>>91331685
OH MY GOD,
IT'S THE THREE STOOGES

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He's Harvey Dent, you idiots

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>>91346753
Shit I just realised that Harvey's face is coloured that way because it's the negative of his normal face's colour

>>91344822
Shut up Kent, you're not fooling anyone.

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What if Clark Kent...

Is Clark Kent's chair?

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>>91344595

>>91344822
Fuck off Kent taking credit for the work of real heroes won't make you any less of a pussy

>>91344822
Shut up, Kent. You're just desperate for attention for a scoop since you hate your job as an underpaid journalist, don't lie about being a superhero ever again.

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>>91334654
>Boco saying dumb shit yet again

You really want me to believe that a billionaire who is too busy banging every woman in Gotham during the day has enough time to be an athletic superhero beating up goons all night? Get out of here.

>>91346753
I thought Harvey Dent was Harvey Dent

>>91343672
SAMURAI

Reeeeeeeee

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He's a chicken. A giant chicken.

>>91350285
yeah, clarks a complete and utter cowered.

>>91331685
But I saw Mr. Kent at the Metropolis Gala for War Vets. This happened at the same time when the Joker and Harley Quinn tried to rob the place. Batman was there to stop them

>>91338728
Two whole Lanterns for earth. What a time to be alive

>>91334310
Here's a crazy theory: Clark Kent is everyone in Bikini Bottom.

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guys, i thinks its obvious who he really is..

>>91331838
This. It's a retarded theory. How would no one notice a CEO missing for days at the company?

>>91347283
You don't get to bring super friends.

>>91352426
Why would he shoot someone he'd just throw from the Invisible Jet?

>>91351616
yaranaika?

>>91346949
Put some work on it, jesus fuck.

>>91352629
nope

>>91351616
Clark Kent is a delinquent?

>>91353875
yea

>>91334654
But how could he be a superhero by night and STILL manage the day to day affairs of the Wayne foundation?

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>>91336888
>>91345132
It's even worse than we thought! He's a communist nazi who was simultaneously working with the bolsheviks while trying to exterminate them all!

>>91349245
Have you ever seen Harvey Dent in the same room as Harvey Dent?

Exactly.

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>>91355024
I haven't seen Harvey Dent and Two-Face together in the same room either.

>>91344862
Oh Yea? How many stars are on the flag?

>>91339757
>SUPERMAN
>a building could fall on him and he wouldn't notice
>so smart he's become the hero of America
>so capable he's around the world to take out Syrian airfields before we even know what's going on
Do you really think he would hide behind just some glasses?

>>91343581
I think you mixed up the file name, anon. This is just a picture of Superman in a suit.

>>91334654
shut up boco

>gotham tabloids are doing the fucking "who's batman???" shit again
just go back to running the shitty sex stories, my car got stolen last month i couldn't give less of a shit about batman

>>91356130
Um.... 50
I totally knew that, and totally didn't ask my friend Robin for help

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Guys, Clark Kent is obviously Dog-Welder.

>>91359480
HA! AMERICANS CAN'T COUNT!!!

>>91361337
If Americans can't count, why does everyone know about the original 13 colonies?
Checkmate Eurofag, I'm not an alien

>>91361735
There were 7 other colonies at the time (Newfoundland, Rupert's Land, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, East Florida, West Florida, and Quebec) but Americans can't that high.

>>91362009
So as I didn't know about these colonies, I must be American.
Checkmate anon

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>>91337093

>>91335217
I hear he hangs cameras with webbing so he can get the full scope

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Do you guys think he could be the lost paladin of voltron?

>>91344595
Dr. Wayne? I'm TDP

>>91333830
Holy crap. Clark Kent is Booster Gold???!

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Clark Kent is Commissioner Gordon is disguise and he wants Batman to rape the Joker!

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I'll give them news reports. I'll give them the most spectacular news reports anyone's ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my glasses and notepad so that everyone can be a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper. EVERYONE can be Clark Kent! And when everyone's Clark Kent...

>Laughs maniacally

No one will be.

>>91365165
You diseased maniac!

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>>91336888
i was waiting for you mein führer

>>91337093
look at this potato

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>>91343581
I see it, anon...

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What if Clark Kent actually is Tnek Kralc

>>91366618
What if Clark Kent actually is ʇuǝʞ ʞɹɐlƆ

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>>91366639
forgot pic

>>91343768
He actually looks a bit like Superman in this pic

>>91365165
>EVERYONE can be Clark Kent! And when everyone's Clark Kent... No one will be.
You know, this sounds like a good premise for a golden age style Superman story or episode.

>>91351646
I thought Lex Luthor bought the Daily Planet? Is he Batman?

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>>91343594
Wait... could this seemingly mild mannered Texan secretly be Superman?

>>91363969
>If Batman won't, then it looks like a job for Superman!

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>>91367100
He does have the ability to heat steak with only his eyes. That sounds like something Hank Hill could do.

>>91366639
>>91366656
you fool! ʇuǝʞ ʞɹɐlƆ would be Clark Kent upside-down and backwards, not just upside-down!

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Anybody else notice Clark Kent kinda, I don't no know how to a way this... vibrates? It's like he's constantly shaking. I swear to god is like he is sometimes blurry.

>>91367589
Oh fuck, Clark Kent is Michael J. Fox!

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>>91337093

>>91347283
Bane?

>>91343768
goddamn

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>>91367100
There's no way Hank Hill is Clark Kent. Clark Kent puts catsup on his steaks, something no self respecting Texan would ever do.

>>91333960
You'd never expect a superhero to use blackface! It's the perfect disguise!

>>91370250
You are mistaken.
NO ONE would do that.
But the general consensus, is that Texans would especially not do it.
Therefore, the only reason anyone would ever do it, is to hide the fact that they're Texan.

>>91336411
What about traps?

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>>91344860

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Him Kent actually Bizarro!