>be at party >sitting with strangers talking about movies

>>91304049
>>say "I really've been wanting to see Mr. Fantastic Fox."
>It's implicit that they think it's some fruity children's movie
>all I can think is what a bunch of faggots
Wow, but they're the faggots somehow...

>be furfag
>get laughed at
nature takes it course

I just wanted to say that Meryl Streep and George Clooney retroactively ruined this movie to me.

>>91304049
>>be at party
That's where you fucked up first
>talking to strangers
and that is number two

Next time trick them into watching some traumatizing mindfuck they've never heard of.

They'd probably make fun of anything you'd have said, so why not send them home with suicidal thoughts?

>>91304196
Well I shitpost here all day I didn't think doing it irl would be much of a difference.

>>91304098
So assuming children's movies suck on the basis of them being children's movies is the opposite of being a faggot all of sudden. Not only that but I just can't believe they didn't know about such a top notch movie.

>>91304231
Only girls get scared from scary movies anon. At least what passes for scary nowadays. If I did the worst I can think of is Ichi the killer any suggestions?

>>91304276
>Well I shitpost here all day I didn't think doing it irl would be much of a difference.
Are you honestly autistic?

>>91304310
Tetsuo the Iron Man.

>>91304315
Do you have to ask that here?

>>91304310
Is Ichi even scary? I don't get scared of anything but I also really fucking hate gore. I can't watch medical shows and hate blood and needles.

I want to be scared, not grossed out and dysphoric. And no fucking poughkeepsie tapes either.

>>91304310
A Serbian film comes to mind

>>91304178
Why? They did a great job as the voices, are you just contrarian or have shit taste?

>>91304310
>>91304436
the conjuring, probably the most terrifying movie ever created. I had to leave the theater multiple times just to catch my breath

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>>91304049

All the time. People laugh at me because I wear t-shirts of my favourite cartoons.

I try to think to myself, "stop caring what others think," but when they're laughing right to your face it's hard to do that.

>>91304530
I'm sure he disagrees with their politics

There was a girl I was trying to get to know a while ago. Same age as me, seemed cool.
Then she goes and says comics and cartoons is dumb shit made only for little kids, no matter what.
But I still didn't cut contact with her until I found out she was an SJW.

>>91304589
I can't even imagine being such a faggot that you can't enjoy movies because of the opinion of the voice actors.

>>91304049
Maybe they laughed cause you got the name wrong?

>>91304540
this better make me soil my trousers

>>91304436
I remember it mostly from when I was a child. It seem pretty scary in the first 10 minutes of the movie ichi kills a guy beating a chick and reassures that everythings okay cuz he'll be beating her for now on. I think the horror was mostly from the level of psychopathy Ichi was riding on.

>>91304600
What kind of monster is SJW *and* hates cartoons?

>>91304661
Probably someone that also browses /co/.

>>91304580
Well, I used to dress like a tool because I didn't give a fuck what anyone thought. Then I realized, I did. And then it was worse because I tried to develop a fashion sense and failed horribly so idk what to tell you.

>>91304540
>leave the theater multiple times just to catch my breath
Probably because you weigh 500 lbs

>>91304580
Just dont dress like a spaz, it's that easy.

>>91304580
Well I still wear cartoon T-shirts, even pony cross anime shirts. I got a marvelous misadventures that I've been wearing since middleschool, pretty stretched now but I can't bear to throw away such good cartoon shirt. Thought my T-shirts only comprise half my shirts. I'm physically fit and good looking so people don't really give me shit. It probably ups my virgility but a couple points.

I'd like to wear more cartoon t-shirts in the future, and if I'm successful I really won't have to give a shit at all.

>>91304310
Salo or Martyrs

>>91304777
>marvelous misadventures of flapjack shirt
is what I meant to say

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>>91304777
>virgility

Nigger what do you mean virility or virginity?

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>>91304694
topkek

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>cartoon conversations start
>"remember powerpuff girls? lol why was professor utonium making little girls in his basement. that's so perverted!"
>"did you guys hear that everyone in rugrats was actually dead?"

Those are the most common things said.

>>91304777
>even pony cross anime shirts

Holy shit, you must look awful in person if you actually think it's a good idea to wear those in public non-convention setting.

>>91304815
You're on the internet, bother using it you fishbrained millennialsexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Virgility

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>>91304932
>protecting yourself with powerful magic to keep women from taking your virginity

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>actually talking to your normie ass coworkers
>Let alone befriending them

>>91304909
nah, I learned ways back I dressed like shit and fixed it. I just can't help but wear a t-shirt under my jacket now and then cuz fuck it I like advertising my interests no matter how cringe worthy.

>>91304887
Why WAS Utonium trying to make little girls when he could have made sexy teenage girls instead?

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>>91304887
kill all your friends

>>91305060
>mabelfag telling others to die

>>91304049
Maybe they were laughing because you got the name wrong?

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>>>91305099
>implying you wouldn't rape mabel

>>91305165
They all bursted out laughing in unison. That'd be weird if it was just over the name.

>>91304310
Megan is Missing
Happiness
May

>>91305218
I definitely wouldn't rape her. You don't rape someone you love.

>>91304049
movie is wank. just read the book

>>91305322
You don't love things that are incapable of love. You rape them

>>91304815
Maybe it increases his poetic prowess.

>>91305266
Normies are odd anon. They just laugh and agree with most of the population becasue it's the popular thing to do. That's why there's so many shitty takes on memes and such a jaded political climate. They force it too much. The reason I like non-normies and this website is because I get to see someone new or learn another view on the world. I don't get that from normie coworkers. It's why my friends aren't millennial shits. What I'm saying is look around for better friends. Also, Fantastic Mr. Fox is a fucking based movie. Fuck your friends.

>>91305437
thank ya anon but they aren't really my friends. Just strangers from a party I was invited to a while back. I share the same sentiments. I have 2 groups of close friends. ! group are scatter across california going to college and the other is a group of 4channers I hang with twice a week to play a pen and paper rpg over cytube.

Interacting with normans makes me thankful to have either of the two it really is refreshing.

>>91304540
That movie was the first and only to genuinely scare me at adult age.
Its so good and doesnt need jump scares.
I fear Demons i guess

>>91305583
We know you're not their friends, and we know their friends are not their friends, and that they are sad empty husks. In the end, that's all that matters.

>>91304695
Yeah telling yourself not to care what anyone else thinks is a horrible way to live, for both parties. Noone benefits from that kind of thinking.

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>I'm a young anon at college
>Listening to music
>"Hey anon we see you everyday since almost a year and we don't know anything about you. What are you listening to right now?"
>I say I don't really want them to listen to what I'm listening
>They insist and I give up
>"You gotta do the schmooze - Animaniacs"
>They make a weird face when they only hear cartoon music

>>91304310
I think it's a shame that people believe a horror movie has to scare them to be good. Horror films never scare me, but I enjoy them for the suspense and themes.

Personally, I find films like Begotten and Hard To Be A God harder to watch than conventional horror films.

>>91304049
That's what you nerds get for sharing your thoughts and feelings with other people in the real world. Just stay here where it's safe and you'll never have to feel that awful way ever again.

>>91306239
The Invitation was scary, but on a visceral level. It made me feel like human frailty, existence, and consciousness itself was the villain.

>>91304310
Threads

>>91305352
Fuck off the movie was better than the book.

A lot different, sure, but it was better.