ITT: modern cartoon characters today's kids will surely

>>91283242
You're kidding right?

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>Yonuger brother is at the age where he's hitting puberty
>told me the other day that he likes Lapis s feet

>>91283242
She would of given me my nose fetish

>>91283002
Please I have a crush on her now

>TFW you realize your taste will be ridiculed by the Starco mafia

>>91283002
I miss the days of being a kid who had crushes on characters but felt ashamed of it and didn't want to admit it.

I wonder what recent disney character will be the the doom of unsuspecting future furries

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>>91283386
FUCK
U
C
K

>>91283779
Definitely Nick

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>>91283386
thank you Rebecca

>>91283002
Elsa from Frozen, obviously.

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>>91283002
Everybody loves cats

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>>91284545
If I was a kid when the show was airing I know I would have

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>>91283242
Pearl just makes me think of Lady Elaine Fairchilde.

>>91283242
I don't watch Steven Universe so I thought that this was a bald man from the thumbnail...

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>>91283242
Kids loves Pearl !!!

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>>91283386
save him, lest he become a degenerate

>>91283242
All the SU characters are so plain and not really attractive.

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>>91284533
Patrician taste.

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Is there a fundamental difference between kids and adults when it comes to the autistic waifu-potential of a character? Obviously, if she's cute, that's a plus in anyone's book, but from an early age we also take personality traits into account.

Would a kid appreciate Helen Parr in all her milf-tastic glory like we would?

>>91285303
Probably

>>91285303
>Is there a fundamental difference between kids and adults when it comes to the autistic waifu-potential of a character?
No. Kids prefer girls that get a lot of screentime tho.

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>>91286076
Both a childhood crush and a fledging mind control kink.

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>>91283002
>starting the thread with a picture of Jackie
I have more faith in today's kids than this.

>>91286698
Don't deny it

I mean they'll probably love Star too

Jackie will give them their first boner

And then she'll win them over with more cuteness too

>>91286698
Star is cute, but Jackie is hot.

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>>91287596
*a thot
ftfy

>>91287596
But Jackie can also be cute

Source: see >>91283002

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>>91286767
>>91287596
>>91287889
Jackie destined to be a fat stress eater and will become irrelevant in the upcoming season now that serious issues will break up any love triangles that began crystallizing.

>>91288001
Lol you keep telling yourself that

Even if Starco happens Jackie's going nowhere

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>>91288024
You know what happened to this guy season 2? She just embarked on the same boat.

>>91288173
Except he was never relevant

Why spend the time in the stages of developing a mutual relationship if it was going to be completely thrown out? And while minimal (and people will say "lol no character"), Jackie is a bit more dynamic than Ferguson is.

Marco already had Ferguson before the show started and he outgrew him; Ferguson was a completely static character

>>91288024
They're all going nowhere after S3 when the show is cancelled.

>>91288266
Then the season 4 that's already in production can be whatever we want it to be

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>>91283002
Congrats this is now a Star vs. thread

>>91288258
>Jackie is a bit more dynamic than Ferguson is.

pffft

>>91288173
You forget that there was no incentive to keep him around. Jackie is his girl friend you can't just literally act like she never existed and the show go on as normal. It worked with Marco's friends because they were side characters of little importance.

i love jackie and star equally

>>91288830
This desecrates Jackie

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>>91283002

As much as I love Jackie, the way they set her up with Marco just sets a bad precedent for impressionable kids with no one else to get better advice from

They're going to watch this show and think it's completely fine to spaghetti your way into a girlfriend, only to find out that flooding her facebook inbox with hundreds of lolcat pics is probably the worst possible way of going about it

Bravo Nefcy

>>91283242
No matter how I look at it pearl has a receding hairline.

>>91288986
I mean, not really?

He spaghettied his way throughout the first season. And it got nowhere beyond talking to her and sitting briefly with her on the bus.

Season 2, where he actually pushed himself through the embarrassing situations like in Sleepover and Naysaya, made it seem like Marco was really earning what he wanted, while at the same time giving Jackie a genuine interest in him.

The twist is that it now seems that Jackie has more genuine interest in Marco than the other way around. And while she isn't a main character, her intentions are good and there's no good reason for her to suffer.

>>91288909
Fuck yea it does.

>>91286698
Haven't even watched Star but I guarantee that if it was one of my childhood shows, she'd be my crush. Every girl I liked as a kid looked like her.

>>91288024
>Jackie's going nowhere

Well that's a truth.

why is there not more fat art of this chick?

>>91288986
didn't she like him because he was straightforward and earnest about it in the naysayer episode?

She also mentioned that the lolcat texting was weird, so that clearly wasn't acceptable.

>>91289169
That's what I like about her; it's not like she thinks the stuff he's doing isn't awkward and weird, she's just able to look past it all when it seems like Marco's really trying for her.

Which is what's going to make the decline in their relationship in season 3 interesting...

>>91283281
D-dude, she's like the top character in the booru.
The whole show is a goldmine for lesbians.

People fucking love that pointy nosed girl.

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>>91289109
>YFW she's probably the result of Marie getting her way with Double D

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>>91289211

>he's just able to look past it all when it seems like Marco's really trying for her.

which is why it doesn't correlate to real life so well

any pretty girl is always going to have other options besides the well meaning but extremely awkward guy

and meanwhile while you're slipping over your banana cream pasta, some other dude who can walk up and actually talk to her in a fun lighthearted way already has an infinite edge over you because she's not being objectified by him like our poor lad marco was unknowingly doing

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I know she is one of them because...

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>>91289471
because this thread months ago

http://jacobsworld2012.deviantart.com/art/JacobxCarrie-6-497410550

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>>91289412
Except that's assuming Jackie's completely perfect and content with her own life

She may be objectified by everyone, who knows

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>>91283646
As they should be

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>StarVSfags turned this into yet another "Star vs Jackie thread"
Fuck fuck sake. Control your autism.

>>91289688
This is why I stopped going to SvtFoE threads. Shipfags ruin shows.

>>91289788
The problem is that whenever Jackie shows up anywhere there's inevitably a Starco fanatic trying to start shit

Since Star's a main character and more people like her, it's less of a problem when she shows up out of context...

>>91283386
Oh no he didn't you little faggot. Stop projecting your own shitty fetish all over the place.

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>>91283242
nah

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>Pearl and Garnet posted
I don't want to be the one to waltz in and post door #3, but eh

>>91286383
How did I just now realize this was an homage to A Clockwork Orange.

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>>91290127
>crushed hard on a short mexican girl that acted almost exactly like this but a bit more weeb in high school
I'd believe it.

>>91284533
i have a 12 year old cousin that has her facebook full of pics of this kid.

a male cousin

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SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB!

>>91290127

She's fucking hot. Why can't she be real?

>>91290813
I WANT TO DIE IN HER ARMS

>>91290851
TONIGHT?

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>>91290866
TON IGHT

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>>91290778
>her
>male

>>91283386
Tell him to become an hero before it's too late.

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>>91283301

Also Luan; Judging by youtube and DA

Also, My little Pony ponies, but I am not allowed to post those on an Islamic board like /co/

>>91283002
jlul did her justice

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>>91290127
>>91290611

>>91283301
Fucking this, first time I watched it and now I'm hooked

>>91291205
Kids are going to search their whole fucking lives for a girl like Fluttershy. That's pretty sobering to think about.

>>91291444
it gets to the point where people draw alt forms of the "same character" where they look nothing alike but you still consider the same person

>>91283002
Kids don't watch cartoons anymore. They're too busy getting redpilled and watch anime instead

>>91285132
It's almost like the show was made by SJWs who think physical attractiveness is a social construct.

>>91288909
Yeah Jackie's for sexual, but not like this. Not like this.

>Shad's government is comprised of Jackiefags and the swooped in to protect her purity.

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>>91283002

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>>91289347
dude

>>91290127
Being totally real, the gems in order of number of kids who make them their waifu would be:
>Lapis
>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Peridot
>and all the rest
Pearl is so high because she looks white and kids have shit taste. I think Rose will give a ton of kids a mommy fetish.

>>91292128
I know I want to fuck Rose badly

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>>91284545
I am an adult who's been in 4 relationships and I have a crush on her

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I don't know exactly how modern she is, but post-timeskip, pre-Rebels Ahsoka is MAXIMUM WAIFU. Hopefully we get more kids with an appreciation for dick sucking lips, who will in turn influence the next generation.

>>91284533
Best tastes

>>91292019
Imagine this entire psa but with kaepora gaeboras theme

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>>91291530
>watching anime
>not having sex
How does it feel to be THIS naïve?

>>91283002
>kid of today gets a crush of a female cartoon character
>lots of good smut already made when they're old enough to want to masturbate

>kid of yesteryear gets a crush of a female cartoon character
>maybe a couple pics if they're a popular character
>mostly not good quality

>>91288024
>even if Starco happens

Are you delusional? It's going to happen. That's how writing works.

I was like, eleven when I first saw a promo of Adventure Time as a preview in theaters for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie.

The first time I saw her I wanted to fuck her, and I imagine many others did as well.

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>>91292566
Forgot pic

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>>91283242
definitely

>>91283242
she has turned so many girls into lesbians, fuck her

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>>91292653

>>91292382
kids =/= teens
cmon anon, dont tell me you had your first crush during highschool

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>>91283386
it can only get worse, anon

>>91292494
It'd be some serious blueballing if it didn't happen. I couldn't see Jackie putting up with Marco's constant attention on Star. The writers are making the triangle hyper awkward for a reason.

>>91292653
I mean, tons of dudes had a crush on Marie Kanker, and I love the show and all but the style is kind of hideous. Well-designed, but looking at it you would think it would be totally unattractive. It doesn't take much.

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>>91292749
I think fanart like this explains a large part of that.

>>91291172
someone tell craig to stop sending sneaker fetishes to our children
it's far too late for me

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>>91289347
oh god, have the storyboarders been asked about this?

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>>91292715
So was pic related, and you're a damn liar if you didn't pop a boner over her.

>>91292749
>>91292766
Maybe later on, but I remember even as a kid wanting to fuck Marie the most out of the three., way before I had the internet.

>>91292766
No. Source: I had a crush on Marie Kanker back when you had to step into a time decelerator to use the internet and didn't even discover fanart until years later. Also, I will always remember my dad commenting on how attractive she was, and thinking to myself "same".

>>91292794
never considered Frankie attractive desu
then again, the whole show's art style is kinda shit

>>91292822
this. i rewatched it awhile ago and didn't realize how...made-in-flash it looked

>>91292822
oh yeah, and Wendy is MUCH better-looking

>>91285303
As a little girl I always had a crush on underdog characters. Like if they were repeatedly beat down on by the shows universe and that was supposed to be humorous I would have a crush on them.

>>91292715
>Hirsch's art style is not sexy
When has this ever mattered? I bet some of these freaks had crushes on Simpsons characters. Probably even on you-know-who.

>>91292847
>As a little girl
No girls on 4chan, get out

>>91292847
Hey bb, if you like guys who have been repeatedly beaten down by the universe, look no further.

>>91292839
The guy is a sperg but to be fair his first post was complaining about how unattractive Wendy is in Hirsch's artstyle so he probably finds them both hideous.

>>91292847
I'm guessing Sokka was your main husbando?

>>91292870
When I'm on this board I'm a little boy.

>>91292889
>The guy is a sperg
>implying not all 4chan posters

>>91291387
>No, Amethyst, it's "I am four years old."

>>91292847
What kind of shitpost is this? Everyone on /pol/ knows girls are only attracted to alpha males.

>>91292128
calling it, lapis is gonna be what raven is now

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>>91283002
I would fucking wreck Jackie Lynn
>>91283301
Leni definitely best Loud

>>91292896
Yep, I also liked Double D.

>>91292897
We don't recognize gender as a social construct.

Also, we know you're a dude in your 20s, because that's who we all are.

>>91292489
Wish I would have been born ten years later. Could have been able to find better stuff than whatever Dtiberius or WWOEC shit I could scrounge up as a kid.

>>91292932
I'd be just fine with that. Zone parody WHEN?

>>91292962
>Dtiberius
I blame my love of futas on him

>No Lady Legasus

>>91292923
I was pretty tomboyish as a kid so I thought of the so called "alpha" guys in cartoons as competition or assholes. I don't really understand why but I always felt a desire to protect weaker guys who were treated as jokes in cartoons.

>>91292981
Holy shit, I can't believe I had forgotten about that.

TTGO actually has Star and Raven in a lot of boner inducing outfits, it's for sure gonna ruin a few kids sexual appetites.

>>91288830
Breasts do not work like that.

>>91292989
Someone needs to inform /pol/ then, though you may need some boob pics as proof first.

>>91293043
source is blenderknight
i-its pornography

>>91292646
That shit's like the 70s Robin Hood of today. It's gonna be a catalyst for the Furry of tomorrow.

And I'm mostly fine with that since furry artists make the best western porn.

>>91293273
My brother of higher melanin content

>>91292724
I'm just saying that once it happens Jackie isn't going to be dropped from the show

>>91283386
Keep an eye on him during June and the rest of the summer; he's gonna start taking peeks at his classmates' feet in sandals and he'll make himself look like a creep (and he will be one). I wish someone could have stopped me back then.

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If I had been a kid when this show aired I would have had a crush on her; I know myself pretty well.

>>91283301
I have a crush on Lenni

>>91285303
I actually didn't appreciate Helen as a kid honestly I liked Violet more, then I hit puberty and rewatched The Incredibles and well, my dick still hasn't recovered

>>91291444
I'd hope kids would have better taste than that.

applejack is the best waifu

>>91292994
>tfw no fetish fuel for Jinx
JUST

>>91295862
I'm pretty sure Jinx IS fetish fuel for many.

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Let's be honest. With the "TTG and Gumball are our only shows" politics, Nicole, Raven and Starfire are pretty much the oficial waifus of current CN.

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>>91296130
Jesus Christ dude, what the fuck

>>91288001
Getting a little desperate there, Starfag?

>>91288173
Bring back Ferguson in Season 3

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>>91287596
and cute girls are superior to (t)hot girls

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>>91283242

>>91283386
Tell him Lapis is a badly written character. Ask him how can he like her. Point out inconsistencies in her writing. Discuss the character.
if he just goes muh pretty feet, you have a problem. Talk too him anyways. Show him you care.
Time is love.
>>91295633
This is good advice too.

>>91289347
Quality post!!!

>>91296130
>things of note:
>Ugh.
>Samurai Jack is back.

I sincerely hope those two statements aren't related.

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Cartoon Network
>Raven and Starfire
>Nicole
>Lapis and Peridot

Disney
>Mabel, Pacifica. Maybe Wendy
>Star, Janna, Jackie
>Dominator

Nick
>Korra
>Loud House girls

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I'm just going to point out that colorful horse show is a thing that exists.

>>91292917
this is a criminally underrated post. thank you for making it.

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>>91285132
>not really attractive
>he doesn't know about sardonyx, opal, or connie's mom

>>91283301
That entire show is full of childhood crushes. Except for maybe Lisa.

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>>91290127

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>>91288830

>check out the comic
>fap hard
>gud session
>eat some food afterwards

Jackie doesn't seem the type to be more than just eye candy. Star is for cuddling, Jackie is for sexual.

But that's just one little bears opinion

>>91292989

You might be the only woman on 4chan(the few of) which has something resembling a mother instinct, wow

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>>91283002

>>91292989
that's not a lot of detail, which characters specifically did you have a crush on?
Did you imagine helping them out in situations? Whose smile did you want to protect?

>>91284533
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91284545
A friend of mine looks and dresses like her.

Her future girlfriend's gonna be very lucky.

>>91303212
Femanon already answered your question:
>>91292896
>>91292959

>>91303318
FUCKING RUG MUNCHERS! I SWEAR!

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>>91283386
put him down like old yeller, it's the only option left, you've failed him already

>>91283386
Hey, at least Lapis is the only character in that show whose aspect isn't ugly

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>>91289347

>>91283301
>Grown ass man
>Have a crush on Leni
I can't avoid it, she's just too perfect

>>91295633

The struggles of being a foot fag in summer

>>91295633
Girls only find that shit creepy if you're ugly to them, like any other "weird" thing about guys.

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>>91283002
>>91286698
>>91286767
>>91287596
Yep. Do I need to remind you of this?

>>91286082
All the girls I thought were cute had very little screentime.

>>91303219
Adrien is best girl. You know it to be true.

>>91284755
Dat voice though.

>>91303564
But Adrien isn't a girl

wew laddies. This generation is screwed if this is all they get.

>>91303318

kek

>>91292189
>I am an adult who's been in 4 relationships
And you're still on 4chan? What a loser.

>>91283002
>kids
yes, kids...

>>91292689
>assuming kids don't have sex these days
>How does it feel to be THIS naïve?

>>91283002
Dude, I would've loved the FUCK out of Star, as I do now

I can't empathize too well with the chilluns because my tastes are already affected by years of loneliness and degeneracy, but best guesses would be
>star and jackie
>wendy from GF
>some might like the gems, lapis is nice and poil is graceful sometimes without any serious uggo defects beyond the hair, amy might snag some chubby chasers early
>the "fuck pants" bong from magisword
>bastardized raven from ttgo
>judy, like that guy said it's a robin hood for a new generation
god the waifu game is abysmal for these kids, hope they find some older cartoons to masturbate awkwardly to

>>91303593
You are right. He is a coward. If I were a rider, I will be merciless on him.

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>>91303157

>>91293500
That's not a modern character. You ARE the kid who had a crush on her.

>>91289347
wew

>>91303321
that's two characters, who are the rest?

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>>91303527
Do I need to remind you of this?
Star hasn't finished puberty yet!

>>91288173
I look like this dude outdoor...interesting
> never watch this cartoon

>>91303979
I'd help her finish

>>91304031
Finish what? Growing up?

>>91302169

Never seen this show, hell I am not even from this board and I have no idea how I got here, but I did came buckets from that comic. Wish it was longer though.

>>91303973
Don't ask me, I'm not femanon
>>91289347
>>91303946
WEW LAD

>>91303733
They've got video game waifus as well.
Like every Pokemon release is full of them and caters to multiple fetishes.
They'll be fine.

>>91284533
Someone posted Adrien instead of Marinette? WTF? Do you know what thread you're in?

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>>91304238
oh yeah, I had completely forgotten
they're in good hands

>>91292189
SOURCE

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>>91303692

>>91283242
>sugar doing interview on radio
>mom calls to tell her that her son loves Pearl
This was back when she did lots of ballet in season 1

First cartoon crush tho

I miss her doing ballet...

>>91304811
usually I would say check Paheal, but you got tower doubles so okay.
http://imgur.com/a/kLubO

>>91304294
>someone thinks Marinette is a better waifu than Adrien
Do you know what board you're on?

>>91301290
Stevonnie doesn't even get a mention?

>>91284533
>Adrien will never sit on your dick
Why go on

>>91305934
A board full of guys who are desperate to get laid? That just makes it even more confusing...

>>91289322
video game, not a cartoon

>>91306032
Adrien is kind of an exception.
I suspect it's done in a half-joking manner. Add that to the fact that he's a cute, sweet kid and Marinette's done some pretty underhanded and selfish things in comparison, and it makes him seem like the superior choice.

>>91305985
>two kids in a trenchcoat tier hermaphrodite with serious fucking mental issues who disgraces the AE86 by losing a race because they got a hateboner for some brown douche and had to teach some shitty lesson about not getting wet over a flanderized "villain" who was a bit pushy at a dance
absolute and utter shit tier barely deserves to exist let alone be considered a waif

>>91305985
Stevonnie is for teens who can comprehend the possible futa aspect as well as everyone's weird level of attraction to them

>>91303157
>been years
>really popular movie
>still barely any porn
This sucks

>>91306032
go be normie/asexual somewhere else, you obviously have nothing to add.

>>91303593
He is if you want him to be

>>91306695
Liking girls isn't "normie", anon.

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>>91306782

>>91283301
okay good, I'm not weird

>>91304238
Pokemon is basically Super Fetish Emporium: the Game. They have everything, including traps and bestiality.

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>>91289347
Bloody 'ell.

>>91304238
Only the Japanese ones. WESTERN developers are trying to be politically correct so they design the UNSEXIEST looking twats ever. I'm sure you've heard about making Females look like men in Mass Effect Andromeda, right?

Anyway I don't know. Even Jap games aren't churning out particularly attractive twats. And I mean for NEW games. I don't count something like the recent Street Fighter or the latest Kingdom Hearts or whatever. I mean fresh meat for the new generation of fappers....err waifufaggots with crushes.

>>91304238
>>91307016
The makes of the show have admitted to making waifus that cater to kids on purpose.

I think most kids in my age range had a crush on Misty growing up. Kids in younger age brackets all seem to love May and Dawn, too.

>>91306821
Did I ask for (You)s? No, I did not, anon.

>>91295802
Both of them are wife material desu.

>>91295802
i dunno, i'd like a purplesmart myself

>>91295802
I'd like bacon hair.

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>>91306689
could be worse. at least she has some stuff

>>91307615
How old were you watching these shows?

When I was in the age demographic to be watching Pokemon, I didn't understand concepts like "trailer trash whore" and the psychological profiles of women who pine after failures. I just thought they were cute, dude.

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>>91306949
>Crushing on best girl
>Weird
Come on anon

>>91307738
I liked Namine. Too bad the devs didn't.

>>91307824
Is Leni the ultimate wife material?

>>91308093
Dude, they were kids. And I was a kid when I watched Misty for the first time. And I was talking about watching them as kids.

10-year-old me thought Misty's navel was pretty rad. As an adult, yeah, I'm not entirely comfortable with such a young girl dressed in that way, but I'm not talking about liking Misty as an adult.

I'm not sure who Serena is, but I assume she's one of the chicks that followed.
And I think it's a bit harsh to categorize a little girl as being shitty because she has a crush on a boy you don't consider alpha enough to deserve affection. They're like, 10, dude.

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>>91308263
Yes

>>91302169
Curious, do you watch the show?

Not going to argue that Jackie is more interesting than Star because it simply isn't true, but she's a very supportive girlfriend.

>>91308606
I'd put a baby in that desu

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>>91283002
>>91301395
>>91284545
>>91283386

Too bad I don't have any little cousins or nephews to babysit while watching TV (like my cousin did) to see what kids like (and catch up on cartoons).

>>91309731
>and catch up on cartoons
Most are shit these days, you can watch the few actually good ones online

>>91309731
I would say just leave a cartoon channel on in the background while you do other things to simulate the experience, but didney is 90% shitty live action, CN is 90% teen titans go, and nick is 100% nick so the channels themselves are useless unless you have a dvr

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>>91283242
>People think this is bait

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>>91283002

>>91307754
Can't tell if that's meant to be cute or lewd.

>>91310352
lewd obviously

>>91283242
Pearl is going to give a lot of children ">tfw no mommy gf" feelings when they grow up.

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>>91310064
>>91296130


Good thing I don't live in Burgerstan

Disney and Nick still crappy though

>>91308263
>>91308606
>>91308722
>wanting your kids to be part retard

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>>91284545

>>91310632
That is Gumball's mom role tho.

>>91310681
>Loopeados
For fuck sake, Latinoamerica.

>>91283002
>>91283242
>>91284533
>>91292268
I don't know about the other characters, but there is no way these characters didn't awaken some romatic/sexual feelings in kids all over the country

The real question is, are they going to grow up and draw porn of them?

>>91311506
Some of them will, most of them won't

>>91310201
Pearl is one of the most plain characters in the show. The only reasons she gets a lot of porn is because she has a lot of screentime/development, and because she looks white.

>>91311821
Almost all her porn is bad. Actually, almost all SU porn is bad. Only Lapis and Peridot and sometimes Steven get good shit.

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>>91289347
I didn't think I could like Janna more than I already did.

>>91288830
Holy fuck sauce please

>>91312099
Stevonnie, Amethyst and arguably Rainbow Quartz get good stuff

>>91312878
It's by JLullaby but it's on shadbase

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Connie is cool, but her mom is the patrician choice

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>>91308606
>>91308722

>>91313735
Cute

>>91308263
Only for literal autists.

So I guess it fits here.

>>91284545
My bi fiancee and I both admitted that we would have had a crush on her if we saw the show when we were kids.

>>91284545
Wendy gives me the same crush I had on Marie Kanker as a kid. It's the freckles.

>>91295802
PONIS GIT OOT REEEEEEEEEEEeEEeEEeEEeEEeEeEeEEEeeeEEeEeEeEeeeEEeeEEeEeeEEeeeeEEeEeEEeEeEeeE

>>91317798
You guys can still have a crush on her, just don't get weird about it

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>>91283002
Pidge for sure, there was already a dad anon who confessed that his 8 year old daughter stopped watching the show with him because pidge made her sexually confused
Also obviously SU bitches like connie and the dorito

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>>91288830
wow, Im a shad fag and am usually the first to ride his futa cock in hate threads but even I have to admit this is trash

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>>91292682
Bioware better fix her for the sequels like they Emma stoned Shepard for the me3

>>91307225
What about Vetra?

ITT: modern kids.

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You guys know this is the truth.

>>91289347
CANON!
A
N
O
N
!

>>91318633
The truth is actually Gazelle.

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>>91286698
Why would they have a crush on a cuck like Star?

>>91318662
>"I want my animals to have big ol boobies, curse this pc world. That's the only reason there's not full nude knockers on bunnies"

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>>91318633

>>91298450
probably
>jesus look at this fucking mess
>well at least jack is back

>>91296130
>YOUR
>NEW
>FAVORITE
>SHOW
what in god's fucking name is with TTGO? what logical reason is there for cartoon network sucking its dick THIS hard? it's shit if you're a teen or older, mediocre if you're a kid, and the only reason it rates so highly is because there is literally nothing else on

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>>91283386
you could have prevented this, but it's too late now
there's only one way to deal with it now
>webm related

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>>91318941
eh, zootopia and mlp aren't as crazy popular as people make it out, it won't be much different than the 90's gen with their goof troop and swat kats

>>91319087
It's probably really cheap

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>>91289347
THE FUCK MAN?

>>91295882
BOOYAH!

>>91319137
>Goof Troop
That ain't nearly furry enough. Almost entirely human, the noses are just a cosmetic addition.

>>91319266
but, they HAVE other shows, ready to air, they're already done and payed for, hell they have shows going back DECADES since they could up and air original scooby or flinstones if they felt like it, they just DON'T

>>91319273
why does cyborg even have multiple backup tentacle dicks? and why does he shoot out semen from his robococks?

>>91289347
Double D was filipino? That actually wouldn't be too shocking. They are, after all, the most powerful race in the world.

>>91292989
pls become mai wife

>>91319318
Compensating for losing his real one.

>>91318662

Did you... somehow not see the threads around here when the movie was new, and before they banished them to /trash/?

>>91289347
Nah.

I mean, maybe but I dont really see any of Double D in her except her propensity towards lockpicking.

>>91310787
She lacks common sense and is absent minded but she is above average in things like craft work from woodworking to sewing that takes an inherent knowlege of 3D space and how to interact with it.

>>91310681
are latin american versions of cartoon channels always better?

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Gals want the left while boys like the right... and possibly the left.

>>91283386
weird since her feet are never as detailed in the show as other characters

>>91290851
>>91290866
Still get laid

>>91318334
It's not by Shad

>>91319098
>Jotaro_kinkshame_avdol.jpg

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>>91289347
Pottery

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she'll probably end up fitting that tomboy niche that lil boys like so much

shoutouts to that one bike chick who showed up in that one episode of clarence

>>91310787
>Intelligence is inherited
I guess according to your logic your parents are fucking retards.

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>>91320042
>kids likes Penny
Kek. Good joke

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>>91313329
Finally a man of taste

>>91291444
And then they end up with all sorts of psycho bitches. Great.

>>91283386
FUCKING FOOT FAGS, REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>91283242
... Yeah, this.

It SHOULD be Garnet but it's this.

>>91292847
So you like Yamcha and Krillin then? Good taste.

>>91320787
Naavs is shit.

>>91290866
I-IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID?

>>91289347
I haven't seen this show but did they ever show what was under her beanie

>>91311821
Implying it's not because of her personality that makes her attractive

>>91318334
It's not a work of Shad's, hence why it's not bad this time.

>>91319318
For the only part of his body thats real

>>91320563
She's extra cute in Randl's jacket.

>>91322683
Janna's taken off her beanie before, its just more hair

I had a dream last night that I got cucked by Jackie...not sure how I feel about that.

>>91323305
Did you at least get with Star or Janna

>>91323382
Most Jackie and I think Star was there too...and then after we were done Jackie just went on to make out with another guy. Fucking weird ass dream desu

>>91323470
Sounds like a dream I'd like to have

>>91323616
>He'd like to dream about getting cucked

>>91286698
>Shipfaggotry: this thread's patient zero

>>91323305
Nice.

>>91286698
Lame.

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>>91283002

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>>91283002

>>91290877
T O N I G H T
O
N
I
G
H
T

>>91319966
Disney and Nickelodeon still have live action
But you may find older shows deep into the night or very early in the morning, between 2 and 7 AM

>>91306118
>wonder over yonder
>videogame
Neck yourself

>>91283301
THIS
the only thing that is objectively wrong with cartoons vs anime is that there's not the same amount of quality porn