Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's

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Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different: no more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me into the government, so I made him and the government go away.

I've replaAaAced them both as the de-facto patriatch of your family AND your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason why I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom or your sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE—Y' GO AN DO WHATEVER I SAY, MORTY. FOREVER! AND I'LL, AND I'll, I'll—I'll GO AND I'll FIND SOME MORE OF THAT MULAN SCHEZUAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE, MORTY.

THAT—TH.. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, MORTY. T-THAT'S MY ONE-ARMED MAN. I'M NOT DRIVEN BY AVENGING MY DEAD FAMILY, MORTY. THAT WAS FAKE! I-I-I'M DRIVEN BY FINDING THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE!

I WANT THAT MULAN MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY! THAT'S MY SERIES ARC, MORTY. IF IT TAKES NINE SEASONS, I WANT MY MCNUGGET... DIPPING SAUCE SCHEZUAN SAUCE, MORTY. THAT'S WHAT—IT'S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY. SEASON—9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY. 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SCHEZUAN SAUCE, OR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY. I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY!