> Mfw beth is now officially a hot, unfulfilled, alcoholic,

>>91220806
She likes horses anon...

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>>91220806
But anon, she wouldn't date you.
Shit, she probably wouldn't acknowledge your existence either.
Even if she DID her obsession of making her father, Rick, the center of her life would destroy the relationship.

>>91220806
Eyriel pls go

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>Jerry detected.

Get out of my universe, loser.

>>91220887
At this point I'm convinced she'd fuck her own dad to get him to stay

She has a massive complex ontop of those abandonment issues

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>>91220806
>Alcoholic
>Milf
>Unfulfilled
>Blonde
Did someone say Roxy?

>>91220832

>thatskingofhot.jpg

I'm confident my girth would be more then satisfying.

>>91221009
Rose's Mom isn't Roxy

>>91221086
she has had two kids, there's nothing down there worth using anymore

>>91221110
Rose's Mom technically is.

>>91220832
No she doesn't, she had a near mental breakdown when the Federation made horses near immortal.

She like stroking her ego through her career, hence why mentioning her not being a human surgeon is such a trigger for the cunt.

Frankly I hope with Jerry removed all the abuse he got starts getting directed toward Beth.

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>>91220806
Rick would instantly try to destroy that relationship while Beth continuously sides with him
She's also an incredibly pathetic alcoholic with daddy issues who will put you down at any moment because her massive fragile ego
You don't want that

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>>91220806

Francine no question asked

Too bad I have too much respect for Stan to cheat on him

>>91221660
She's even more of a moron than Jerry.

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>>91221660
>Stan
>not Steve

I can't wait for beth to go on adventures with rick and morty and summer

>>91220806
>single
>implying
She and Summer unironically belong to Rick. He literally is the patriarch and he is fucking them now.

>>91220806
>Dating Beth
That's just asking to get fucked over badly by Rick.

>>91222200
Quad Dubs speaks the truth.
Unless you, somehow, find a way to make him like you.
If you can make Rick like you, you're golden.

>>91220971
There's probably a universe where that's happened already.

>>91220806

It's definitely the best thing that's happened to Jerry, since he can now finally be with Sleepy Gary.

>>91220887
>>91220971
>>91222303

What if Beth is Rick's wife?

>>91221750
/r/ing this pic with Beth as Steve and Rick as Francine.

>>91222200
Fucking this.
No matter how much I want to smash beth that means I would have to deal with ricks shit.
No fucking way. That pathetic psycho wants her he can have her.

>>91220806
Whats Jerry going to do now that hes lost everything?

>>91220806
/co/ i am sick and fucking tired of you spoiling everything for me. this show isn't out for.. what, 8 months?

>>91220806
I like her loli form better.

>>91221526
The best vet in the world is still just a vet.

>>91222695

>this show isn't out for.. what, 8 months?
What are you talking about? The episode just premiered last night.

>>91222682
Become /co/'s Brendan Fraiser. This summer is going to be delightful.

>>91221720
Still not as bad as Peggy

>>91222809
Peggy?

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>>91222843
>posts on /co/
>doesn't know who peggy hill is

>>91222961
Oh. That peggy.
I'm from IC, sue me

>>91222809

Not many people are worse then Peggy Hill. Hitler?

>>91220806
>lusting after haggard cartoon elliot

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>>91220806
>Beth Sanchez
>hot

Sorry, OP. I'm never gonna see it. The only attractive RaM characters I can think of are Jessica's unnamed friend, Unity, and possssibly Summer.

>>91223338
>possssibly Summer
Did you SEE Cronenberg Summer?
Holy shit I want to smash that feral ass

>>91223616
She probably only wants a man who can either A. Hunt with her or B. Be dominated by her.

>>91220806
she has some raging daddy issues tho

>>91223824

That's a good thing.

>>91223338

what about the girl from Anatomy Park

>>91222682
I hope it turns out he's better off without Beth

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>>91220806
You are better off going after Jerry, all things considered, he is less of a shit than Beth

honestly hope he'll just get with Dofus Rick

>>91223901
probably dead

>>91223847
Rick will make you his bitch, and Beth will support him all the way

>>91223901
Puffy
Vagina

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>>91223901
Shit. How could I forget about Annie? That girl was horny! In fact, I actually forgot a few:

>Jessica
>Annie of Anatomy Park
>Unity the Hive Mind
>Jessica's unnamed friend
>possibly Summer Smith
>Dianne Sanchez (whether she's real or not)

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>>91225073
Can't forget about the virgin sacrifice from the Tiny Rick episode

>>91220806
i would've liked it better if they wrote her & jerry out.

their relationship drama was arguebly the worst part of the show.

>>91225558

>virgin sacrifice

she was just a girl whose blood he was drinking, nothing says she has to be a virgin

>>91223960
i have a feeling that they'll make jerry gay the shit with stupid rick & sleepy gary seems like it was hinting towards it.

>>91223903
>Jerry is better off without Beth
>He gets a confidence boost, lands a well-paying job, dates a younger, hotter woman and becomes a cool weekend dad
>Beth gradually begins to fall apart under Rick's influence, having little success in the dating world due to her hang-ups and age and realising she has little in the way of emotional support without Jerry in her life.
>the inevitable episode where she goes back to Jerry and he sacrifices his cool new life to be with her, willingly falling back into an emotionally abusive marriage with a father figure obsessed womanchild out of love.

>>91225636
Everyone knows that vampires prefer virgins.

>>91225724
>yfw Jerry finally becomes an actor

/fit/ last of us summer is better

>>91223960
>>91225719
Jerry getting with Doofus Rick could actually be really funny.

>>91220806
Beth would let you die over losing Rick in a heartbeat. She is not to be trusted. Fuck her.

>>91222682
Next episode will have Blue Samurai Jack trying to convince him to kill himself.

>>91225724

I hope everything but the spoilers happen.

>>91226210
Status quo is god, anon. Status quo is the only god in the lawless world of sitcoms.

>>91225724
So basically, the B-plot of the first alternate universe channels ep

>>91223338
>literally background character
>so many delicious ass shots
they just fap to their show, don't they?

>>91225915
>/fit/ last of us summer
the what now? summer as a the last of us character?

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>>91226150
>your sleepy gary is waiting for you

>>91225724
Im expecting Beth ti hook up with the horse surgeon guy who keeps hitting on her. Then as soon as they fuck he loses all interest in her.

>>91226150
>>91226545
>ywn be visited by the Blue Samurai of Seppuku
I'd say "why live", but I'm still a bit too cheery for that.

>>91221009
Post more sexy Mom Lalonde. Or MILF Rose, for that matter.

who should I commission for Loli Beth x Cronenberg Summer yuri