>Haha there's no way I'll be like that when

>>91204498
I still don't drink coffee, stuff's gross, bad for your teeth, and easy to rely too much on.

>>91204532
I said the same shit 5 years ago

>>91204556
>>91204498
fix your sleep schedule faggot

>>91204532
right on, i only drink water and eat activated almonds

>>91204498

sadly i don't have time for coffee so i go for energy drinks and a lot of cereal bars to soften the impact of my liver and stomach.

>>91204702
As you get older your body takes longer to "wake up", even after a full 9 hour sleep.

>>91204750
Dude that's because 9 hours of sleep is too fuckin long. People who sleep on an average of 5 to 6 hours live longer. I'm not even that anon and fix your sleep schedule still applies

>>91204799
source: my ass

>>91204750
>>91204799
Right amount for teenagers is about 9 and a quarter hours of sleep IIRC, not sure if that changes as you get older.

>>91204861
As you get older you need to sleep earlier so you can still hit your 8-9 hours but you must also be up before the sun so it doesn't burn your eyes in the morning traffic.

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>tfw absolutely love the taste of good coffee, and even good iced coffee (properly made in the cold brew style)

>tfw it makes me shit super bad. even a decently strong cup gives me a straight up diarrhea shit within 30 minutes

>tfw it tweaks me hardcore and i crash hard as well

IT'S NOT FAIR ;_______;

Has the top of Deedee's head ever been seen?

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>>91204532
Same, coffee was literally made for the weak

>>91205895
>used to love cereal
>used to love cookies and milk
>used to love ice cream

>"lolno fuck you, welcome to the wonderful world of being lactose intolerant"

Getting older fucking sucks.

>>91204532
I like the smell of coffee but i don't understand how people can actually claim to like the taste

>>91206130
Good coffee tastes how it smells.

Shit coffee smells amazing, then tastes like mud water.

Coffee was the only decent caffeine choice back then. Now you can get energy drinks or pills. And I'm pretty sure most kids would be pretty tired without their tons of sugar in the morning.

>>91206120
All of this.

>>91206120
This, but replace lactose intolerance with dairy free diet. Luckily, they're getting better at producing more and more good tasting non-dairy products nowadays.(Lactaid's the best for milk if you can have dairy but not lactose)

>>91206120
This, but replace lactose intolerance with just having a really weak stomach.

>>91204498
I don't drink coffee more than once or twice a month and don't need anything to wake up, but if I go a day without some form of caffeine I get a horrible migraine that leaves me struggling not to vomit.

>>91204498
>Haha there's no way I'll be like that when I'm older!
And I was right.
Still no babe wife or loving kids.

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>>91206120
>>91206256
>>91206261
>>91206287
>lactose intolerant

non-whites detected

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>>91204498
>Mfw I drink a Super Big Gulp of coffee a day because my supervisor is an unrelenting asshole
>mfw he's not really but I take everything super personal and now I have kidney stones.

>>91206365
Are you a girl?

>>91206357
Nah, I'm a whitey. Got Injun in me though.

Coffee doesn't wake me up.

>>91206387
>I'm a whitey. Got Injun in me though.
pick one

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>>91206348
Okay, that was actually pretty good.

>>91206412
Whatever serves me more on forms I fill out.

>>91204532
The most I can drink are lattes or cappuccinos but thats because they are sweet.

>>91206383
no, but I'm a pussy ass bitch, I was also molested.

>>91206409
stop mixing it like a pussy and drink it black

>>91206423
>Black
>Fill in white on SAT
>Have to get counselling
yeah, tell I can be whatever I want to be.

>>91204498
I'm 30 and I still don't drink coffee or any time to wake up routine.

>>91204498
i dont drink more than two or three cups a month

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>be 28
>started drinking coffee for the first time this week
>mfw this thread shows up
I knew /co/ was always watching me. On another note, shit taste awful but its so damn does it work. I even wake up differently than before, like less groggy and shit.

>>91206460
>>91206459
t. works less than 35 hours a week, if you even have a job at all

ITT: /r/veganpride

>>91206130
here we go

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I lost the ability to digest pork properly about a year ago. Apparently it's a thing on my mother's side. As is living well into their 90's.

There's a monkey's paw in there somewhere.

>>91206130
creamer. I use Chocolate and Peppermint Chocolate Brownie

>>91204532
Same, Most people I know that drink coffee can't function without it. I don't like the taste I'm pretty much nothing but water and when I'm at a restaurant or fast food place soda.

>>91204799
Actually, no. You are the one in the wrong. I sleep six and someone who had run multiple studies on sleep told me I need to sleep longer.
That said it was also in regards to my physical activities and mental activities at the time but I don't think my circumstances were exeptional, especially not here on /co/

>>91204750
You need less sleep as you get older because your body isn't growing. The thing is you need GOOD sleep. Most people have shitty mattresses or toss and turn all night.

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>>91206348

>>91204532
I just like coffee and drink it when it's around.

>>91206357
>Niger is less lactose intollerant of most of Europe

>>91206357
Shit I'm only half Arab and still lactose intolerant. I still drink milk and eat ice cream though, just not too much at once.

>>91204532

suck my dick

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>>91206615
>soda

Everyday I keep hearing worse and worse things about what soda apparently does to your health. I can't remember the specifics, but it's never positive. Good on you for not drinking coffee, but try to ease off the soda.

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>whenever I'm rested, don't want to do anything
>whenever I'm sleepy I want to get work done
>started off just staying up late
>now you go days on end without sleeping, drink tons of energy drinks and work out a lot, stay in your room making artwork while talking to yourself and listening to loud music all through the night
>do more work, feel more alive, but pretty much riding on the edge on the verge of crashing every week and just sleep on the weekends
>have also started to have really vivid nightmares when you do, usually wake up screaming
>libido has been so high but you try not to fap, but worried that if your virgin ass goes to a bar to try and pick up chicks you're going to go full caveman and fucking physically hurt a bitch
>have started browsing a lot of information sites and news sites and you actually have a fucking full on bulletin board full of assorted conspiracy info
>otherwise, don't do drugs, don't smoke, eat well, but being an eternal fucking vampire that doesn't stop doing stuff is your vice

I'm afraid I've gone too far out, and that I'm not coming back

>>91206704
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/36/Sniper_no04.wav?t=20100625223509

>>91206755
You can always come back. I feel you on the only wanting to work when tired though. I reckon I'm gonna try that now. Get pissed enough to be snoozy and smash out some writing.

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>My face when I don't drink any caffeine at all

Godddamn it feels good to be fit and sexy

>>91206735
>just teeth
Nigga that shit is bad for you period, especially american made stuff. God knows what they put in it or lie about the ingredient.

>>91204498
I only drink coffee once a week at most for the taste. It gives me bad bubbleguts and that stops me from drinking it daily and getting hooked.

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>all these coffee babbies
>hurr durr coffee tastes bad but it works!1!!
>mfw i drink 2 times the caffeine of a cup of coffee with my morning and afternoon tea
Belligerent peasants, the lot of you.

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>>91206792
Roids aren't a good substitute either /fit/.

Fun Fact Caffeine fucks with your growth. So all you manlets out there wondering why you're manlet. Blame it on your coffee and yourselves. You fucking coffee drinkers

>>91206735
My brother used to inhale diet coke for fucking years, with the excuse that "it's not real sugar, so it's okay!" or saying he knew better than me about it becuase he had a mdeical degree (in fucking cardiopulmonary). He also actually liked the taste of it which baffled me most.

He's 300 pounds with a serious fucking gut now, still some muscle from his years playing sports but his belly is just grossly out of place on his frame, looks like mpreg at this point.

Soda is a trap and "diet" is the biggest fucking lie

>>91206887
So... you're saying... you're black... and in jail?

>>91206876
But I'm Fit not Trump Huuuuuge

>>91206120
>tfw you're 26 and still eating a bowl everyday without complications beyond gas
Thanks Scottish ancestors.

I do think it is weird that my wisdom teeth have never bothered me, and are probably still in there.

>>91206887
While this is true, and holds true world wide, even in countries where they're the majority.

This really doesn't have anything to do with OP does it?

>>91206896
Well, Aspartamine is linked to brain cancer, so it's possible that gut's a tumor.

Though, having tried some of those cane-sugar sodas, I have to say, the flavor problem with Diet soda is because they're imitating the taste of cane-sugar rather than corn-syrup.

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>>91206777
You don't understand, it's like a runner's high. A friend once told me it's because the brain gets some adrenaline from staying awake for too long because it thinks it's being hunted by a predator. Honestly explains the dreams where I'm running from stuff.

But it's too good, it's like

Like fuck man I'm an unemployed neet motherfucker but I can make a living off comissions and learn how to code and with the extra time I can do stock exchange shit and I can work out more and I can draw more and it's like an entire fucking realm of reality opened up, no longer a slave to the deep sleep that robs you of action, you become more aware of stuff, you have more time to learn about the world and you only enter that shadow realm once a week to fight your demons, and you come out ready for the next round.

I feel like a fucking wildman, man, I feel like I could run for days, I feel like I can do anything, I can put so much time into anything I please, I can watch all the shows I had in my backlog while drawing and writing, get the money to learn a trade in the wee hours of the night, I can learn skills, I can express myself more. Fuck, if I got a gf I would fucking breed a whole village of kids into her, Im the fucking king of the world

I'm so fucking erect you couldn't believe

>>91206931
Same here man.

Scotts have solid genes.

>>91206896
>>91206980
The problem with diet is that it doesn't make you gain weight but it doesn't make you lose it. The sugar is just inverted in a way where your body still tries to process it but doesn't convert it. If you still keep eating food bad for you than the weight is inevitable. Also, it has been linked to causing cancer but it is minor.

>>91204532
I thought the same thing.
And then I went to college.
Half the reason I drink it is for the taste though.

>>91207031
As long as you accept the physical and pottentially societal crash that is going to catch you eventually I can't fault you.
You're living your life in a way that is unique and invigorates you. I buckle in and do a shit job I hate while feeling there's no meaning to anything.
You get one life and a lot of people are too frightened or incompetant to make it interesting. Better to risk it for the biscuit if you have the compulsion to do so; that is assuming that you're mature enough to accept the results if/when you eventually make a mistake, crash and your lack of saftey nets don't cushion the crash.

>>91204532
I never notice coffee doing anything for me. I just drink it for the taste.

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>>91206615
I've switched to water but drink soda occasionally.
It's definitely helped to quite soda a bit, I just can't stand the vegan-level anti-soda people who will jump out of the woodwork the second you mention drinking soda.

>>91207128
It generates anxiety Wich helps you stay focused
It also gives you energy but that's only if you aren't already used to it, I sometimes go months without coffee and the first cup after that keeps me awake at night

>>91206474
Well duh, working on an office either coffee or a smoke is the only excuse you got to stand up from the chair you have been sitting on for four hours and move a little

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American coffee is pig disgusting
This is real coffee

>>91207343
looks disgusting

why do europoors always have to drink out of tiny little cups?

>>91204532
Pussy.

You only need coffee because you drink coffee. Go two weeks without taking any caffeine and you'll wake up just fine.

Caffeine is only good for short-term alertness. After a week of regularly drinking coffee, coffee just gets you to normal.

>>91204532
I actually get drowsy when I drink any caffeine.

>>91206591
>using creamer
Just get better coffee.

>>91207396
You answered your own question.

>>91207031
No judgements, but this post sounds like you were screaming every word as you wrote it

I just like black coffee. Sometimes I drink it for the energy boost, but mostly I just find it to be an enjoyable experience.

>>91206466
taste good if you're willing to invest some effort into it.
also, tap water ruins coffee.
steamed, frothed milk is a gift from the gods though.

>>91206755
Are you me but instead of playing games and browsing the web you do shit?
It helps I work 40+ hours every week, 4:00pm-2:30am/4:00am.
My problems gnaw at my mind when I try to sleep so I stay up until I'm so tired I pass out and sleep 12 hours+.
also, extreme over exertion/sleep deprivation has been linked to hypersexuality(I know too well)

>>91204498
Replace coffee with Red Bull and you've got it.

>>91206840
I like both tea and coffee too much for my own good, the bathroom is my living quarters at this point.

>>91206642
>plastic brick automaton is dead and will never update again
sad

>>91204532
Same.
I'm 30 and I drink coffee maybe once every 2 months.
My body just can't handle the highs and lows of caffeine.
I'm much more productive and stable without it.

>all these plebs who don't know the joy of coffee+cigarette in the morning after a full breakfast
It almost makes this life worth living

>>91204498
Fuck the world it's true.

I thought coffee was awful and never touched the stuff until like 5 years ago when I started getting tired more and more easy through the day and it got harder to wake the fuck up, also I just started being so fucking angry all the time if I was just a little bit sleepy. Now I need at least a cup in the morning or a Red Bull or something if I want to be awake and not treat people like fucking dirt. Parents in cartoons, as it turns out, are almost always great representations of what it's like to be adults (probably because they were written by adults and parents). Who the fuck saw that coming?

>>91204498
I don't know. I've always been angry. And caffeine doesn't help.

>>91204532

I drink a measurable two gallons of coffee every day. I like the taste and the effect and I'm pretty sure if I stopped now the crash would just kill me.

Also i actually might have undiagnosed ADHD or whatever. There's probably a reason that caffeine makes me feel less jittery and more focused.

>>91206415
This picture is the most ironic picture on this thread because Chris Savino himself wrote that episode of Dexter's Lab

>>91204532
>gross
you also aren't old enough to post there, kiddo.

>>91205895
are you me

>>91206120
This happened to me recently.
I am now 25

>>91206474
I work 48 hours a week and I don't drink coffee when I wake up, it doesn't do anything for me.

I like the taste, though.

>>91206365
For as far as I can remember being a young child my older brother every single day would drink the biggest size big gulp of coca cola, and has been doing this for 20+ years. If it wasn't a big gulp it was a fucking 2ltr of it. He has not missed a God damned day except for the time he was in air Force basic training, and I'm sure they still had soda cause air Force.
The fucker is 44 and still doesn't have diabetes and has all his teeth.

>>91206876
I'm gonna reread taru taru for nostalgic reasons

>>91206878
I used to drink those powdered coffee things that came in a square aluminum can back when I was 8, my brother's all said the same thing.
Now I'm 6'4 and taller then all them

>>91211000
I'm not much of a coffee drinker, but it does have a noticeable effect on me. I perk up quicker when I have coffee in the morning. If I don't have coffee it's not a big deal though. Not getting a cup of coffee wouldn't cause me to be in a bad mood or anything.

When I was about 19 or 20 I would drink a cup of coffee every morning. Watch the news and have breakfast while sipping the cup. DESU it was a pretty awesome feeling, and made mornings something I look forward to. The only reason I stopped was because I changed jobs so I didn't have time for that sort of thing, but even then it wasn't like it was difficult to stop drinking coffee.

That being said, a good friend of mine is one of those "stay away from me until after I've had my coffee" type people. Must be some genetic thing.

>>91210254
>Smoking and drinking coffee

Thankfully you'll die soon enough

>>91206584
We'll likely have a cure for aging before we have a cure for people who can't digest pork properly. So there's a chance you could live to be over 200 and still not able to eat pork.

As a side note most of the men on my dad's side have made it over 95, which I find amazing. However, they tend to become infirm around age 70, and dementia is common. So I have that to look forward to.

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>coffee
Fuck that noise

>>91210894
Well thanks for pointing that out you fucking shit stain.

>>91211117
have you ever considered suicide?

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coffee makes me poop

>>91211162
If I ever start regularly drinking coffee I'll just poison it

>>91204532
the only time I ever need coffee is if I need to work overnight. I still get up early in the morning alert as fuck in my thirties

>>91211071
Just think, anon, you could have been 7 ft tall

I feel sleepy all day, and no aout of coffe or energy drinks ever made feel even a little bit less sleepy

What am I doing wrong?

>>91204532

None listen here, you don't HAVE to drink coffee or anything but rationalizing your choice as a fear of dependence is not necessary. Coffee is a tool for waking people up when they need it. No need to have such a complicated relationship with it just because some people drink coffee regularly.

Also
>be /co/
>have hundred post discussion about how coffee is icky

>>91211374
Do you eat a balanced diet?
Do you exercise regularly?
Do you work a full-time job?

Any one of these could be your problem.

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>>91204498
Why is America so extremely anti-drugs, while coffee addiction is practically fetishized in American media?

>>91211439
>Do you eat a balanced diet?
Yes

>Do you exercise regularly?
Hell yeah

>Do you work a full-time job?
College student with a part time job

>>91206896
There's no calories in diet soda, but the artificial sweetener makes you hungry.

Also, the acidity is still there, so it's still terrible for your teeth.

>>91211423
>a fear of dependence is not necessary
The whole "I need coffee to get through the day" is a sure sign of dependence, no difference from "I need cocaine to get through the day". The only difference is that one is legal and the other isn't.

Only people who are already regular coffee drinkers ever need coffee, because they experience a "crash" without caffeine in their system. If you're not addicted, you don't need coffee. Not to stay awake, not to get up in the morning, and certainly not just to make it through the working day. It's that simple.

I'm not the guy you replied to and I do actually sometimes drink cappuccino because I like the taste, but I keep it to a maximum of once a week to avoid becoming another junkie.

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>>91211451

Because coffee is a productive supplement that creates awareness and energizes the individual. Coffee actually increases the nation's productivity.

And don't act like America invented regular consumption of a caffeinated beverage.

>>91211451
There's no physical addiction to coffee and it doesn't poison your flesh until you die painfully of cancer. Stop believing your "that facebook friend" that keep spamming how he's "tote addicted XD look at me being waky and reblog Xddd"

>>91211462
If that's the case and you still feel tired all the time, you should see a doctor. This could be a symptom of a much worse problem.

>>91211501
>a productive supplement that creates awareness and energizes the individual
So is cocaine.

>>91211172
kek

> always see in cartoons how caffeine is basically a drug and will give you energy and wake you up

I feel so cheated. I've drunk so much and so many types of coffee that my blood is more coffee than plasma, and I've never, ever, lost sleep or even felt more energized as result.

>>91211505
Caffeine definitely causes physical addiction though.

>>91211527
Cocaine can lead to nuerodegeneration and increases your risk of stroke.

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>>91204532
What if you only drink it once a week to enjoy your Saturday morning off?

Get off of all forms of it for a bit. Doesn't even take too long. Your system adjusts. Might take some low energy/more sleep days to pull out of the tailspin.

>>91211505
Wrong. Caffeine is classified as a psychoactive substance, it's just not as dangerous as heroin or blow. It's like >>91211537 said. Ever notice how when you try and cut back on caffeine you get headaches? We call those "withdrawal symptoms."

>>91211581
My dad even used to show how he was in need of a coffee before doing something by showing how much his hands were shaking.

>Coffee is this, Coffee is that
>meanwhile, I drink coffee because I put too much sugar on mine and I like sweet things
I can literally go to sleep after drinking a cup of coffee
I dont give a fuck if I dont get a cup of it in the morning

Am I just weird or are people just too peculiar about this stuff

>>91206357
I'm an Arab who lived abroad in Europe for half his life, and I've never met as many lactose intolerant person in my home country as I did abroad.

In-fact, I've known 6 lactose intolerant people, and only one of them was an Arab, the other one was black, and the rest were white.

That chart is most likely outdated or bullshit.

>>91204532
I sleep in til 3pm without coffee.

>>91211526
Done that alreay, slept in the hospital with wires on my head and everything, the doctorsaid I sleep fine, I'm just the kind of person who would need to sleep something like 9 and a half hours because life sucks, but unfortunately sleeping 8 is aready a luxury in modern life

The one thing I don't understand is why huge amounts of cafeine seems to have no efect on me

>>91211496

Have however much coffee you'd like, you're never wrong for not drinking coffee. But to outwardly call people junkies for including it in their daily routine comes across as edgy and self-important.

It's not out of line to have a legal supplement in your life that you miss when you don't have it. Being able to modulate your attentiveness with a zero calorie beverage that doesn't get you drunk is a pretty useful thing.

>>91206365
If you want a healthy alternative, a single apple gives you more energy and focus than a cup of coffee does.

Be sure to drink a lot of water anyway, anon.

My 'coffee' is a hearty breakfast of eggs and bacon, as well as two glasses of water. What your body needs to wake up is fuel, protein and water. Only if that doesn't work should you break out the caffiene.
>that incredible feel of waking up to the sizzle and pop of the strips and the bubble and squeak of the eggs scrambling

>>91206466
If you want your coffee to taste good, buy good brands and none of the instant shit.

Avoid Maxwell House and Nescafe at all cost. If you're American, get Folgers Original Roast or Tim Horton's, if you're a Euro, get Melitta's Premium Blend.

>>91211496
That can happen, but that's more of a psychological dependence or habit rather than a physical addiction, those can happen with anything and it's much more about how your life is going when you first form the habit rather than how much you do it.

By the way, I really recommend trying cocoa; not hot chocolate but actual ground up cocoa beans that are brewed like tea. You can get it at the more upscale tea shops and it tastes really nice, more nutty than a traditional chocolate flavour though.

>>91211527

Hm I guess you're right, coffee is the same as cocaine. Boy do I feel rekt.

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>>91211505
Dumbass. Also, leave your "xD" strawman on one of your subreddits where it belongs. We have our own shitposts and shitty arguments. Learn them.

>What did he mean by that?

>>91211619
> bacon and eggs

Hopefully not everyday.

>>91206357
Weird, my GFs cantonese and she's perfectly fine with dairy, lucky for her too, she loves putting lots of milk in her tea.

>>91206458
Well duh, that's stupid. You fill in white on the job applications. You still put black on the SAT.

>>91211451
There was a huge push for criminalizing drug use after the 1930's that were largely successful. Marijuana in particular was targeted because it was the drug of choice for non-whites. In the 1970s legislation was pushed for by the Nixon administration specifically to target Blacks and Latinos, and give the police more leeway in terms of harassing minority communities.

The anti-drug propaganda perpetuated by the US government was unprecedented in its scope and power to affect public opinion. It was so effective that the concept of personal liberty, supposedly a hallmark of American society, was completely thrown out the window. To this day it remains so pervasive and insidious that research that challenges the mainstream ideas in Washington are ignored.

These days Big Pharma has enough money influence to push their own addictive and harmful substances without any political repercussions. That alone should demonstrate to us the "War on Drugs" was never about the drugs.

t. someone without a STEM degree

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>MFW this thread is better than most of /ck/
While I love a cup or two of coffee a day it's not to wake me up, I just enjoy the shit. I do get withdrawals after about two days without. I barely drink anything outside of water and occasional pots of tea. I just enjoy these things, and realize the sugar I put in them isn't good for me either.

>>91211684
This. The War on Drugs is a fucking joke and waste of everybody's money.

>>91211451
Same reason alcohol is, shits an absolutely massive industry and attempting to shut it down would lead to an era similar to 1920's prohibition.

>>91211693
>The War on Drugs is a fucking joke and waste of everybody's money.

I don't care either way, but I'm vehemently opposed to my tax money being used to provide free purity testing kits and shit like that.

If people want to drug themselves fine, but if they're dumb enough to buy bad/dubious stuff then they deserve to die.

>>91211605
Honestly man that doesn't sound good, I would want a second opinion from a specialist.

You may want to lookup chronic fatigue, but I'm no doctor so what the fuck do I know.

>like everything coffee flavored
>don't like coffee.

>>91211775
It is like reading fanfiction on a cartoon you've never watched.

>>91211754
It's only a problem because of big government.

A free market wouldn't require any more taxpayer dollars and it would be safer for everyone.

>>91206130
I like bitter drinks.

Like how I don't understand how a person can want to drink more than one soda every few days, let alone every day or multiple times a day.

Bitter>sweet.

>>91211633
>Tim Horton's
>good coffee

No.

>>91211775

The "coffee flavor" probably tastes nothing like coffee.It's like how "grape" flavored things tastes nothing like real grapes. I love grapes, but hate grape flavored soda, candies, jelly, etc.

>>91211112
I mean, would you want to stay sane for 90 years anyway?

>>91204532
Have you tried not being a little bitch

Works for me

>>91211598
It's just not diagnosed in most other countries, which makes it hard to say what the numbers are.

>>91212200
I read somewhere that artificial banana flavour doesn't taste like bananas because it's based on a now extinct variety of banana

>>91212278
The Gros Michel isn't extinct, there's just a fungus that fucks it up infesting most the commercial banana-growing regions. They still grow them in SE Asia and mostly get sent to Japan.

>>91206120
Can't you just drink Lactose-free Milk?

>>91204532
Good for you, faggot.

Coffee > tea.

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>tfw 28
>go to work in my office every day
>literally the first thing I do is get coffee

YOU'LL NEED IT. YOU ALL WILL.

>>91212808
I'm 40, and I totally don't.

>>91204532
>stuff's gross
underage thrash, gtfo

coffee taste good, literally nothing wrong with liking a cup in the morning. You are fucked up in the head, genZ, your hate of things daddy does is just not healthy.

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>HURR HURR COFFEE IS TOTALLY A DRUG BROOOO, IT'S BAD FOR YOU.
>Uses all sorts of drugs or is in meds
That's literally all my liberal friends. You leave my cup of joe alone you fucking hippies.
Everything in moderation is good, you punks.

>>91215297
Coffee is a drug and can be bad for you, but I'm not about to stop people from using drugs.

Some people say that marijuana is a crutch. Yeah crutches help people walk. That's a good thing I think. - Some comedian I don't remember.

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>>91211597
Same here. I love the taste of a good cup from black to sweet as all fuck and usually get some with my breakfast and just sip on a pot throughout the day on my weekends. I've often gone weeks without any coffee because lolpoor, but I've never really experienced any crash or withdraw symptoms.

>>91204532
It's not bad for your teeth if you just brush them after drinking it. It's the morons who drink coffee and then don't brush their teeth for a few hours that damage their teeth

>>91204498
I will turn 30 next year. I still don't drink coffee. I used to work in public healthcare and right now I am in a STEM field. People always look like I told them I shit gold when they find out I don't drink coffee. One guy even rambled about "so much untapped potential". But I still don't like coffee, don't like the smell and don't like the taste.

>>91211798
>this is what libertarian kiddies actually believe

>>91204750
You are just out of shape but go ahead keep pretending your shitty habits don't have any affect on you and it's completely out of your hands.

>>91215365
>misinterpreting am analogy
Not an argument

>>91205895
>I love this but there are consequences to it
that's as fair as it gets

>>91215528
>People always look like I told them I shit gold when they find out I don't drink coffee.
please nigga, you just admit to not do it so you can be the little snowflake of your working place. This is so fucking pathetic.

>>91206357
wat?I live in ugugay and haven't met a single person with L I

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>>91205895
>used to love coffee and chocolate
>can't eat either now without getting strong acid reflux
Just kill me now.

>>91211644
You got so mad to answer, and didn't even counter it.
fuck off back to facebook with your 2017-approved memespams mentality.

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>>91206120
>use to love sweets and soda
>now i have to avoid them or face huge dental bills

>>91204498
>Everyone and their dog keeps saying that coffee is bad for kids
>I drink it since I was 5 and never had issues

>all these teenagers and 20 somethings talking shit on coffee

Wait till you're in your 30s

>coffee
>to wake up
either you buy 200mg caffeine pills or an espresso machine

Skincare is a good habit to have
Bedtime is a good habit to have
Flossing is a good habit to have
Idk towel drying hair damages it, girls do it because it's a lot of hair but that's why most have frizzy damaged hair, I pat it right out the shower and keep it damp until I work at it
Breakfast is for plebs, I intermittent fast anyways
Vegetables have great nutrients, and are like a buck for a pound, burgers and fries are like $2-$5 for one meal, fuck that

Okay washing your face right after waking and showering still sucks
Okay exercising still sucks
Okay motioning up after showering still sucks
Okay cleaning and laundry still sucks

I was 19 and thought doing nothing was awesome then I turned 21 and being smelly and having tons of dirty dishes and no clean clothes was miserable

>>91211527
Oh I wholeheartedly agree, but like every single psycho active substance in the world, idiots ruin it for everyone
I hear micro dosing LSD is the new fad, I have to read up on it

And for those who hate coffee, its literally a hot water extract of beans, so it either a) the water or b) the bean, or both. There are some autists on /ck/ that can show you the science behind the water but I'm sure you can Google a quick article that breaks it down. I'd just start buying different brands, they DO taste very different, once upon a time I hated coffee and now I tell my father his cup is too watery.

>>91215365
woweee zoweeee captain false equivalence, let's forget that line and leave it in the realm of funnies

>>91217136
are you sure? 'cause you're here with us.

>>91217198
Take some CoQ10, PQQ, and do cardio
Lack of energy, if not from lack of sleep, can be benefited by boosting your mitochondria

>>91217136
Coffee is good, but all the milk and sugar ruins alot of the benefits

>>91206735
they apparently put human fetus parts in Pepsi to make it "taste better"

>start drinking coffee regular
>can only sleep 3-4 hours a day
>still tired as fuck
Well fuck this shit.

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>Be Britfag
>Enjoy a good cup of tea with breakfast every morning
>Go to Germany on a 2 week long fieldwork trip
>No tea in Germany
>Just coffee and herbal fruity shit
>Start getting withdrawal after a week
>Ready to murder the shit out of someone after 10 days
>Actually shaking with cravings
>Get home and drink a gallon of the finest builders brew
>mfw turns out I'm a fucking stereotype of the highest order

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>>91204498
>Haha there's no way I'll be like that when I'm older!