Amelia Bedelia says she wants to fuck your brains out.

>>91177410
What are the chances my brain will literally leave my skull?

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Good luck.

>>91177446
100%, why is this a question?

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>>91177446
are you fucking serious with this shit?

>>91177410
Funny thing about the word fuck, it means "to strike."

I'd point at some random object and yell it moved and then run as fast as i could to escape while she's distracted and hide myself never to be found again hopefully

>>91177410
I really don't think I want to see the rest of that pic

inb4 Amelia becomes the new FOTM

>>91178422
I think I do.

>>91178428
No, Amelia. that is an evil machine that corrupts the purest of souls

>>91177410
Who?

>>91178539
A character from a series of childrens' storybooks. She is a maid who always does everything she is ordered to do in the most literal fashion possible, leading to hilarious hijinks.

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>>91178458
I just wanted more pics of Amelia

>>91178507
> but sir how else am I going to find the next volume of those magazines that you always hide?

>>91178723
l-lewd!

>>91178707
Then that's a good thing....y'know unless we get really cringey about it....which always happens.
But up until that point cute Amelia OC.

So is Amelia /co/'s waifu of the month?

>>91178813
I fear we'll reach that point similar to susie or the other FOTMs

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>Amelia Bedelia is more knowledgeable about the world than Aku's daughters

>>91177410

Run away as fast as I can, or maybe ask for lemon meringue pie instead

Or maybe just ask her to fuck me far more gently, explaining how to do it step by step

I mean, I do want that ginger maid pussy

>>91178998
She'll give you a red cat in a maid outfit

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The anon who posted this said they'd post a higher resolution and a sequel after they got home.

>>91178985
Good taste, Amelia.
I like to think about deer orgies as well.

>>91177410
This is worse than that time I told Amelia Bedelia that we'd be having a marathon sex session.

>>91179030

More now

>>91178862
I suppose as long there isn't another children's literary character who could take her place.

>>91178862

maybe back in second grade

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>>91178998
>>91179013

I would tell her to open her legs and close her mouth

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I took Amelia to Vegas for our honeymoon and BOY was my face red!

>>91178428
I can totally see her looking for the any key.

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>>91179180

>Well, okay, but don't blame me for breaking this chair.

>>91179379
Or poking a house key on the desk, curious about how the magic screen will tell it has been pushed

>>91178731
>ywn ask why not make one and somehow word it so that it's full of nude pics of herself and you own the only copy.

DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA

>>91179753
SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL

>>91177585
Issa myth

>>91177585
Wait, it isn't short for Fornication Under Consent of King?

>>91180118
GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU

>>91180319
False etymologies

One reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is that it was used far more extensively in common speech than in easily traceable written forms. There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever recorded before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word fuck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are that the word fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude," with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. A similar variant on this theory involves the recording by church clerks of the crime of "Forbidden Use of Carnal Knowledge." Another theory is that of a royal permission. During the Black Death in the Middle Ages, towns were trying to control populations and their interactions. Since uncontaminated resources were scarce, supposedly many towns required permission to have children. Hence, the legend goes, that couples that were having children were required to first obtain royal permission (usually from a local magistrate or lord) and then place a sign somewhere visible from the road in their home that said "Fornicating Under Consent of King," which was later shortened to "FUCK." This story is hard to document, but has persisted in oral and literary traditions for many years; however, it has been demonstrated to be an urban legend.[13]
>>91180185
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck

I clearly need to link ancient viral videos to you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86zlSplwK2A

>>91180425
Well fuck.

>>91180419
BUCKLEY, WHEN LOST

>/co/ is into Amelia Bedelia now

I guess I should expect to see a thread talking about how Ms. Piggle Wiggle is thicc or fantasizing about a grown up Beezus anytime soon

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>>91180752
>talking about how Ms. Piggle Wiggle is thicc

No, but I have seen her niece mentioned before.

I'll ask her how she intends to go about it, then correct her.

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>You could do whatever you wanted to Amelia and when she tries to get you arrested her literalism wouldn't allow her to do anything
>"You have to file a case with the police"
>She brings a briefcase and a nail file to a group of cops

>>91180947
it would be too late, your brains would already be out on the floor.

>>91181076

>you tell her to keep quiet about this
>she goes out of her way to make sure nobody ever hears the word "this" while explaining that you were doing it as an order from her master

>tell her to go get a jimmy hat
>she brings you a hat with the name Jimmy on it

>>91180752
Dude, I would fuck Ms. Piggle Wiggle so hard that her house would go rightside-up

>>91177486
Because I don't want to end up liking Steven Universe.

>"Amelia, give me a titjob."
>"Okay, sir!"
>Wake up the next morning to find very well-done DD size breasts grafted onto your chest.
>You almost get upset about them but you keep them anyway because, seriously, it's almost like they're natural.

>>91181272
In what literal sense does 'titjob' translate to 'tit implants'

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>>91177410
where's the rest

>>91181320
Same way getting a nose job means to have your nose *surgically enhanced*

>>91181076

Why would she try to get you arrested?

She'd be the most loyal sex slave, you just have to be very careful about what you tell her to do

>go to bed
>wake up
>there's a new thread

never change, /co/

Any Amelia wearing casual clothes? I love the maid outfit but i am picturing how funny it would be to have a relationship with someone like this

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>>91181680
So long as she keeps the stockings

>Learn about and use figurative language
Do I win?

>>91179372
>"put it all on red"
>"no amelia"
>"hit me"
>"no amelia"

>>91177410

If someone writes a lewd Amelia Bedelia story. I will draw every single page.

>>91181872
Show us your skills first

>>91177410
Put on a helmet

>>91180425
I F.U.C.K.ing love etymology, so thank you.

>>91181897

http://ss-thirtyfour.tumblr.com/

>>91180752
>Beezus
Now you've got me picturing lolidom Ramona

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>>91181984
>graverobber
>goth girl
wew

>>91181984
You're pretty good.
Hope someone takes you up.

>>91181984
>>91181872
Although the lewds are a good motivator, I kinda want to make the story just for the puns.

>>91182131
Rello heddit :)

>>91182131
I'd take a well written story that favors good comedy over flat out smut than a poorly executed story that's desperate to get the sexy parts with no discernable rhyme or reason.

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>>91179753

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>no qt redheaded maid to marry

>>91179753
I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG

>>91182174

Artist here - I'd only do it if it was clever. Doesn't need to be completely explicit, just funny and kind of lewd.

>>91179030
>>91179080

holy shit i didn't realize it was that bad. like fuck that is atrocious.

anyways. artist here, I'll use a trip or something if you fags wanna identify me or whatnot but i'll take some requests for amelia. Aside from that part 2. I have plans to redraw and properly scan that as a full comic, god willing. My only other plan is to draw some proper cheesecake of Amelia.

>>91182174
>>91182296
I'll give it a shot, but no guarantees it'll be good.

maybe we shouldn't run her into the ground like other flavours. I know this is /co/ but come on, the only reason susie and the spooky girls are still around is because they get to be posted at halloween. Amelia may have some staying power if we don't post about her day after day after day.

>>91177410
Lay down and enjoy it

>>91182448
yes best not to over saturate Amelia
>those susie and ghoul school threads on fucking February

>>91182448

This is just the second thread and only happened because the last one start generating artwork relatively late.

Saying stuff like "Maybe we shouldn't push for more stuff now" is more likely to get nothing past what we already have than it is to get a little now and more later; especially seeing as how that's exactly what happened a while back with Amelia. There was a thread about her prompted by the Dorkly comics, we got a minor spurt of interest, and things fell off completely.

>>91180822

I want to see Missy trying to explain lesbianism to Amelia.

>How would that even work?
>Scissoring.
>Oh, you should never play with scissors!

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i suddenly want to see drax in a maid outfit

>>91182823
She wouldn't have much luck explaining 69ing either.

>>91178539
A book character from the 60s

>>91182840
Drax/Amelia OTP

>>91182001
>lolidom
this is my fetish

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>>91182898

>No, it's not... that's not... okay, look, imagine that a six and a nine are people.
>Don't be silly. They look more like a tadpoles than people.
>,,, No, fine, let me just show you.

>>91181272
>You wake up at 10am with a stranger calling you asking why your tits aren't in the office yet.
Fix

>>91183243

>Amelia is disappointed with you; getting an office to hire a bird was not an easy task.

>>91181984
>Darkest Dungeon
DAZED! REELING! ABOUT TO CUM__!

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>Amelia, find me a woman thats a tiger in the sack!

>>91183316
Priceless smile

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>>91182932
god tier

>>91183306

>She introduces you to a weretiger.

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>>91181272
That's a stretch, and it's not even funny.
If anything she'd give you a job either watching or dressing up as a Tit.

What if I told her I lay good pipe

>>91183371
Well you must be a plumber

>>91183371
Prepare to see her renovating all your plumbing or building an aqueduct.

>>91183371

>You wake up to find that your entire street has been dug up so you can install those new waterlines.

>>91183356
>a weretiger she brings in a sack

>>91180752
You know you sound like Barneyfag, right?

>>91179678
>>>91178731
>ywn ask why not make one and somehow word it so that it's full of nude pics of herself and you own the only copy.
NUTTED.

>"Let's have doggystyle sex Amelia!"
>"okay!"
>Amelia buys a bunch of dogs
>She gets them to have sex
>Make money selling the puppies

>>91182435
Thank you based anon.

Dot eyes are ugly on human faces

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>>91181194
Kek.

>>91177410
>Amelia Bedelia as an Argonian:
>"Amelia, polish my spear!"
>She polishes it so good it gleams, you lose your stealth advantage while using it

>>91181872
Okay I will, I will reply again with the story I thought of next.

My only request is that you keep your beautiful art, for the story as ON MODEL ALS REASONABLE/possible.

Give a while.

>>91183498
Amelia, I'd like to have interiors with you in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>You find yourself in Priest Vestments chatting with Sister Bedilia in some third world country.

>>91183615
>interiors

That ALMOST sounds dirty.

Guys, what if Amelia has a Rule 63'd version that was a handsome butler?

>>91183661
He's called uncle grandpa

>>91177410
amelia bedelis is lewd

LEWD

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>>91183661

>>91183316
She looks like Peacock in that picture

>>91183661

Wouldn't that just be Cadbury from Richie Rich?

>>91183719
Of course, they both look with their eyes

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>>91182840

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>>91183738

That joke would have worked if Peacock had her eyes.

>>91181872
It actually takes place after:
>>91158822 posts From the cheese cake maid thread.
Okay here we go:
Scene: Greater room of indoor activities.

"Amelia: S-sir you are in love with me?
Anon: Yes miss Amelia, for a very, long time now.
Amelia stands flustered and is staring at her shoes, with her face a shade of red, that rivals her hair.
As she stares and fidgets with her dress she states:
I-i have been in l-love with you too s-sir, yet, I couldn't confess, not of f-fear of rejection alone, but to be fired, and thus meaning ...
That I couldn't s-see sir Anon anymore.
Amelia chokes up on tears, not of grief but of relieve, to finaly have confessed her well hidden love to sir.
Anon: "Miss Amelia". Spoke Sir Anon softly.
Miss Amelia gently looks up to see Sir anon with open arms beckoning her to come over and hug him.
Miss Amelia is filled with bliss, and she bumps into Sir anon, knocking both of them over unto the floor. "
Miss Amelia being shocked with what she had done on accident out of sheer excitement, begins to stutter and stammer out apologies.
Sir Anon simply looks at the ceiling, then unto miss Amelia, and closes his eyes, as he begins to snugly tighten his hug, and strokes her back.
Miss Amelia begins to relax and and softly sighs, and responds by hugging him back.

After a short while, Amelia gets back up, and dusts off her dress, and helps sir anon up as well.
After a short but pleasant silence.

Sir anon, being the cheeky fuck that he is, asks the following:
Sir Anon: Miss Amelia?
Amelia: Yes sir?
Sir anon could barely get it past his lips but asked her:
Sir anon: M-may I bury myself into your bosom?
Miss Amelia: I don't think you can sir...
Sir anon is shocked, but knowing Miss Amelia for a long time now, he knows better than not to ask.
Sir anon: Why is that?
Miss Amelia: Well sir, my bosom isn't made of earth, and thus trying to bury yourself would be simply impossible, I'm sorry I can't comply with your request.
She sullenly looks down.
Cont.

>>91181872
>>91182174
>>91182296
Well I tried.

https://pastebin.com/a0UP34bz

>>91182823
>>91182898
>>91182945

>Missy, would you like to meet my cousin Alcolu? My aunt said that she wants him to meet a nice girl and I immediately thought of you!
>Amelia, I'm gay.
>That's nice; it's always good when somebody is happy.
>N... okay, yes, but not that type of gay. Gay gay. I only like girls.
>That's not really fair of you. Everybody should like everybody, both boys and girls.
>No, I'm a lesbian.
>Really? I thought you were from Washington.
>I mean that I'm attracted to girls.
>I thought only magnets attract things.
>Okay, look. ... Not over there, at me. You know how a man and a woman get married and have kids?
>Not all people have ch-
>I know. I know. They do something to have those kids, right? Besides adoption. Well, I just like to do that with a girl instead of a guy.
>How would that even work?
>What?
>How would that work? Don't boys and girls have different parts? I think I remember something about that from school.
>Oh, well, there's different things you can do. Like scissoring,,,
>Oh, you should never play with scissors!
>or 69in- not that kind of scissors!
>What do numbers have to do with anything?
>What?
>You said sixty-nine.
>That means eating- wait, she'll think I mean going to restaurants.
>Eating? Oh, I've heard that joke! That's why six is afraid of seven, right?
>No, it's not... that's not... okay, look, imagine that a six and a nine are people.
>Don't be silly. They look more like tadpoles than they do people!
>,,, You know, this is going to just keep going until I just show you what I mean.
Five minutes later
>I don't know why I had to take my clothes off for this. What are you doin- Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!

>>91183924
Cont.

Sir Anon, facepalms himself and and chuckles softly and shortly, but verily nonetheless.
Sir anon: Miss Amelia, I wish to place my face within your bosom, not literally bury myself within it.
Miss Amelia: Oh oh! Right, silly me, please come hither.
Sir anon approaches, as he is stopped by Amelia's hand
Miss Amelia: I need you to wait here, I can't comply with your request like this.
Miss Amelia sprints with her dress partially risen by her hands towards the kitchen.
Sir Anon confounded by confusion, just waits it out.

And sees Miss Amelia Sprinting back with her dress partially lifted now within her ring and pinky fingers, as the thumb, index, and middle fingers are holding what seems to be a small oaken box.
Though, Anon's focus is upon not what she's holding, but what is moving, like here hearty large bosom bouncing, and her large but beautiful life birthing hips that sway almost in slow motion.

Miss Amelia puts down the oaken box with a loud clack, and jumps on top of it.
She says:
I couldn't let you do so, you may have hurt your back like that!
She presents her large bosom to Sir anon, while standing in Akimbo, smirking.

Anon walks closer, leans in, and places his face into the bosom of Miss Amelia, and and softly breathes in her scents.
As Miss Amelia starts petting and stroking anon's head/hair.
After a while, something dawns inside sir anon.

It seems of no relevance to sir anon, whatever pheromone secretions in humans actually work or not.
Consumed by mortal feelings of lust love and passion. He lifts up Miss Amelia, and swings her unto his shoulder, as she shrieks Heartily out of surprise and playfulness, he dashes off to the the master bedroom, with a roused and giggling Miss Amelia on his shoulder, and with his hand firmly on her buttock, and one on her hind upper leg.
Cont.

>>91179753
HIS FACE BLACK, HIS EYES RED

>>91184341
KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY

>>91181194
Brilliant!

>>91182448
We're close to April Fool's Day

Amelia April?

>"Julia, I need you to give me head."
>Anon wakes up the next day to find a decapitated horse head in his bed

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What the crikey fuck is this and what happened to my Amelia?

>>91181764
oh sh*t

>>91184481
>"Oh, Amelia, quit being such an old fuddy-duddy."

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>>91181984
>DD Grave Robber, ghosts, and goths
WEW LAD

>>91184481
The original author of Amelia Bedelia died. Her nephew took over.

The adult Amelia Bedelia books are still being written. The young Amelia is just a separate series.

>>91184323

Sir anon slows to a halt to the side of his king-size bed.
He attempts to lift and playfully throw Miss Amelia unto the bed, but Miss Amelia is caught with panic, as she starts flailing.
Both of them land unto the bed chaotically but with some grace.
Sir anon looks at Miss Amelia for an explanation.
She is flustered by the affair, but states:
I didn't want to damage the bed with my weight dear sir, she blushes as she focuses on the bed that they are sitting on, and with bedroom eyes, she looks Sir anon dearly into his eyes.
Slowly they engage in a passionately slow kiss, they roll gently and with care over the bed, and their hands slowly work around each others bodies.
Caressing the lesser erotic parts first, and slowly working towards the hotspots.

Sir anon completely infatuated stops and looks in Miss Amelia's eyes, I wish to go down on you.
Miss Amelia is confused, and asks why he wants to lay underneath her.
Sir anon replies that he meant that as in cunnilingus.
Miss Amelia is completely red like a firetruck, and nods in agreement.
Sir anon ventures underneath her dress, and begins to lick, suck and massage her womanhood with his mouth and hands.
As Miss Amelia is squirming and moaning in pleasure.

After a while Miss Amelia begins to moan louder and louder until she climaxes tensing up, and burying Sir anon's head within her soft and warm thighs.
After she let go of Sir anon, he climbs back next to miss Amelia, lies next to her and brushes the hair away from her face.
She breathes heavily, and is seemingly in recovery of her clam shattering experience.
Sir Anon hornier than ever, asks Miss Amelia after she recovered a bit, if she could suck him off.

Miss Amelia while panting gives anon a look of confusion once again.
Miss Amelia: Why would you want me to get the vacuum sucker out right now?
Sir anon exhales in surprise, and he corrected himself saying:
No my dear Miss Amelia, I meant that as in fellatio, if you could do that unto me, please.
Cont.

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Friendly reminder that fapping to Amelia Bedelia is like fapping to your autistic aunt who has always been close to you since the day you were born, and we're all sick fucks who should be ashamed of ourselves.

>>91184611

Jokes on you I don't have an aunt like that.

>>91184611
i have a fetish for retarded women

>>91184611
Except not incest. And she hasn't aged.

>>91184481
I too wonder what kind of dickings Young Amelia got to become so fucking stupid

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Is it autism?

>>91184603

Miss Amelia had already taken note of sir anon's large and throbbing member, she slides her hand over his body towards it, and gently begins to rub it.
She pushed Sir anon unto his back and.
And slid her body on top of his.
And she takes out his member from its pants like prison.

She strokes it along its length, gazing at its shiny head, as she strokes her hand down to the base and holds it there, she brings it to her mouth, and starts licking it.
Sir Anon's body begins the spasm with each wave of pleasure, and begins to moan.

Miss Amelia takes the head of his member into her mouth. And softly begins sucking it, sliding her tongue around it, and gently begins bobbing her head up and down.

She can't take it in to deep, but she tries her best in trying to please Sir Anon, she looks down and notices his balls.
She stops and turns to sir anon and asks:
Sir anon, should I massage your balls?
Sir anon somewhat scared of the consequences of answering wrongly here, states:
Gently massage them, and touch and hold them no tighter or harder than, how you would hold and pet a frail lovely kitten.

Miss Amelia nods and goes back to sucking, and to sir anon's relieve, gently massages Sir Anon's balls.
Sir anon begins to lose control slowly but surely over his resistance to climaxing prematurely, he tries to hold it together,
but then Miss Amelia begins to moan as she pleasures him even further, and he simply climaxes while attempting to warn Miss Amelia.
Miss Amelia takes it all in, and doesn't spare a drop, and swallows the load whole.

Miss Amelia sits next to Sir anon, with a slight angry expression.
Miss Amelia: You should have warned me sir, you could have made a big mess on this bed!
Sir anon apologises, and finds that his member is all but tuckered out, Miss Amelia takes notice of this, lays on her back, and beckons sir Anon.

He sits in front of her, and carefully removes her dress, somewhat clumsily, leaving on her stockings.
As he undresses fully.
Cont.

>>91184829

Sir anon climbs on top of her, and rest his loins against hers, as they look in each others eyes, Miss Amelia says:
"Sir anon, please be gentle, this is my first time"
Sir anon nods, and states:
As it is mine.
And moves into position.
Miss Amelia takes gentle hold of his member, and guides it to the correct entrance.
Gently, sir anon moves his hips closer to hers, and he penetrated her, resulting in a sturdy moan of pleasure from Miss Amelia, and a moan like whimper from sir anon.

As he moves back and forth his hips, he enters her womanhood deeper and deeper with each stroke, taking care to note Miss Amelia's well being.
Who is basking in pleasure, and moans and moves with each and every stroke.
Miss Amelia beckons sir Anon, to start thrusting a little harder.
Sir anon complies, and starts thrusting inside of Miss Amelia.

As they moan and slither against one another as their pleasure levels rise and rise.
Sir anon exclaims that he is getting close to climaxing.
As am I. States Miss Amelia.
She locks her legs around sir anon's body, as he is coming closer and closer to his climax.
They coil closer and closer to each other, as the moaning and thrusting intensifies.
Sir anon thrusts his final thrust, and Miss Amelia attains her climax yet again, he pumps and fills her with his seed, and the warmth of the fluid spreads inside the loins of miss Amelia.

He strokes very gently back and forth, and eventually pulls out of her, and they hug and kiss one another, and then snuggled with each other under the covers, for what seemed to last for hours
As they drift to sleep together, snuggling.

Scene: Garden.

Sir anon had asked for Miss Amelia's hand in marriage, and have come home after a passionate honeymoon.

Miss Amelia is rubbing her belly, that has become a large and round memory of the passionate day they had, which was the start of a long-lasting, mostly happy life, filled with the natural up and downs of life,
together.

The End.

Thank you for reading.

>>91183924
>>91184323
>>91184603
>>91184829
>>91185060
Thanks anon. That was actually pretty well written.

>>91184809
>Is it autism?

No but this is

>>91183924
>>91184323
>>91184603
>>91184829
>>91185060

>>91185192
Thank you anon, it was my pleasure.

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>>91185252
>Amelia shit on a mans face, presumably cloned herself to fuck herself, and outright committed murder and dismemberment with casual ease
Amelia Bedelia is fucking horrifying, say one wrong thing and she'll commit genocide.

>>91181872
>>91183924
>>91184323
>>91184603
>>91184829
>>91185060

Here you go.

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So many of her books had innuendos, you think the author was a pervert?

>>91185465
>Unleashed
Here comes that retard strength.
No means no, Amelia.

>>91184413
MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>91185575
CUMMING IN HER TUMMY ALREADY

>>91185604
BREASTMILK AND COOKIES
SPILLED ON MY SILK NEGLIGEE
LOOKY

>>91182001
Honestly not that hard to imagine. I remember the books. Incest included would work quite well.

>>91185370
It's like some ancient djinn type creature

>>91185370
No Amelia I said Roasted Turkey.


... It was vengeance for the Armenians

Oh? Alright then.

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>>91185465
>Amelia Bedelia goes wild!
Oh dear

>>91185252
Those friends are assholes. Surely they know of her disability.

>>91185407

I was thinking of something a little more like the books themselves but lewd. Where innocent requests are misconstrued into lewd happenings by Amelia who doesn't actually understand how lewd she's being.

>>91187424

this one is nice:
>>91183968

>>91187424
The title could be "Amalia Bedelia hits puberty".

amelia is a cute girl and i would like to kiss her

>>91187468
This, i want to whisper cute things and interrupt her confusion with a kiss

>>91187675
i am a slovenian and i have not know who amelia is maybe she is american but she looks very cute and i would like to kiss her

>>91187675

>"Amelia, I just did laundry, can you hang up the undergarments?" asked Mrs Rogers.

Amelia tracked down every single garment worn under something, and hanged them up around the house.

>"Oh! I forgot one!" Amelia proceeded to slip off her own undergarments and tack them up with the rest.

>"Amelia, can you help in the yard for a bit?" Mr. Rogers calls.

>"Help me bring these apples into the house, I'm trying to make a nice Apple Pie." Mr Rogers asks.

>"Okay," Amelia lifts her skirt and begins to use it to carry apples.

>"Amelia!" Mr Rogers yells, noticing Amelia's naked bottom.

>"Why aren't you wearing undergarments?"

>Amelia smiles and nods her head, "Oh that's because Mrs. Rogers --"

>"I don't care what you thought Mrs. Rogers said, you must never leave the house without underwear."

"Go inside and change, I don't want to see you again unless you're wearing underwear."

Amelia complied, she retreated into the house, found her undergarments, and put them back on. When she returned Mr Rogers took one look at her and immediately turned his head trying not to gaze for too long.

"Amelia, why are you wearing only your underwear?" asked Mr Rogers.

"Well how else are you going to see me?" Amelia replied.

Why am I suddenly seeing lewd Amelia Bedelia threads in the catalog? What happened? I don't like it.

>>91184481
Just repeating what another anon said but if Amelia becomes popular we need to shoot shad before it's too late

>>91188189
>I don't like it.
oh well that's alright anon. i mean, we're living in a pretty modern era. it's okay to be gay in this day and age.

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>>91181680
>>91181764
I wanna play autistic waifufag too.
>>91188266
Don't worry the only place he'll be posting his drawings is on his cell wall

>>91188340
i think i'm in love

>>91188340
this makes me think of an older version of Madeline

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>>91183518
Hey sure thing man. I passed out while drawing the draft for that comic though. I've got work today too do anything from me will be a slow drip. I'll just repost the cuteness I drew yesterday.

>>91188340
better, maid outfit makes her look fat

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>>91188450

>>91188072
would have been slightly better if Mrs Rogers was the one questioning her lack of undies

>"Amelia!" Mrs Rogers yells, noticing Amelia's naked bottom.
>"Why aren't you wearing undergarments?"

>Amelia smiles and nods her head, "Oh that's because Mr Rogers told me to hang them up!"

>Mrs Rogers goes white

>"What else has he been asking of you?"

>"The usual!" the cheerful maid answered. "Polishing knobs, choking chickens, even backdoor stuff!". The delicate Mrs Rogers gasped. Amelia obliviously continued "I do my best to please everyone in this household!"

>Later, Amelia couldn't get any sleep thanks to Mrs Rogers' screams at her husband echoing through the house

>Amelia, I would like to have sex with you in the missionary position until we both climax
how would she manage to fuck this up, anon?

>>91188497

>"But anon, we're very far from any missions."

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>>91187812
What the fuck
Are you 12?

>>91188495

This is good.

>>91188570
i do not know many american things yet but i am learning :)

>>91188340
>redhead
>CUTE
>reliable
>sweet
i am in love

>>91177410
god dammit /co/ why are all your red heads so waifuable?

>>91188771
>reliable
I dunno about that, Anon. Maybe 'endearingly retarded'

>>91188842
its the intention that matters

Now i wonder how she would deal with someone who can't speak

>>91188842
It's not her fault people don't know how to give proper instruction.

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>>91188903
By learning sign language, and managing to misconstrue that too. In an endearing, well-meant way though.

>>91188840
Isn't it obvious?

>>91188340
oh god, the stockings make it even better

On an unrelated note, What does Amelia smell like, bros?

>>91189018
Salty coins and milk

>>91189018
cleaning products and soap

>>91189018
cheesecake

>>91189018
cookery items like dough, most likely

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I want Amelia Bedelia to just hug me and hold me for a few minutes.

>>91189018
cheap perfume (probably something Mrs Rogers gave her out of pity)

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>>91189421
I didn't order these feels

>>91189018
Lime or strawberries, depending on the season

How do you even get her to fuck you

Do you just say "I am going to put my penis inside your vagina" or something?

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>>91189930
>lemon scented waifu
God yes

>>91189979
"Amelia,You and I are going to have vaginal sex with each other in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation"

>>91190058
see

>>91188550

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>>91189981
Good taste

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>tfw you'll never become a beloved children's book author

>>91188426
No problem draw anon, don't burn yourself out now, take care of your rest too.

>>91190106
Not with that attitude

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>>91190106
>you will never be a character in a children's book
>you will never exist in a world of simple frivolity, blissful happiness and cherished kindness
>you will never be ignorant to the plights of reality
>you will never be beloved within the hearts of the truly pure of mind, children
>you will never be in a true state of happiness

>>91188586
Very nice anon, keep it up.

Also the character in question in this thread, is completely fictional, but very cute.

this thread is uncannily nice

like amelia?

How would she respond to this
>"Amelia, I want to drink breastmilk from your breasts as you bounce in my lap with my penis going into and out of your vagina. This will occur with you in a heavily pregnant state, as you will be carrying my child."

>>91190136
You are probably correct.

>>91190223
>That's disgusting, I want you to leave.
Is probably how she'd respond to that.

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>>91190273
But I own her and this is my house. She can't make me leave.
This is happening one way or another.

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>>91190106
>tfw I've been trying to finish a children's book for two years.

>>91190302
do not talk about my wife, amelia, like this. i will destroy you.

>>91190223
She probably drop whatever she's doing and ravage you. She's a filthy whore made for breeding and there's no way for her to misinterpret that. You won the thread and America's eternal affection.

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>>91190223
>You will never be a cute shota sitting on Amelia's lap and sucking on her breasts as she wears nothing but her bonnet and an apron

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>>91190346
Maybe you shouldn't have let your wife become a live in maid that bounces around my house in slutty maid clothes then. What else did you truly expect? She sleeps at my place and doesn't even act like you exist. You don't even get mentioned in the books. I own her.

>>91184481
>tfw you promised yourself you'd give up loli
I should hide this...

>>91190424

You aren't being the person Mr Rogers knew you could be.

>>91190106
Why not? Even porn stars are writing children's books now.

>me piggies, Madeline, and Amelia mentioned all in one thread.

Will April be the month of red heads /co/ can our collective dicks handle 3 at once?

>>91190784
>me piggies
Fucking hell. Ms. Piggles

>>91190784
After this thread you're gonna need two dicks

>>91190784
Why are so many female childrens book/show characters redheads anyway? Are they conditioning children to continue that gene?

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>>91190106
>you will never write a lovable children's book character only to years later have a Tibetan basket weaving forum sexualize her

>>91184809
I like the idea of Amelia being a passive reality warper that only affects things out of her confusion.

>>91190863
There is no god here, only Amelia Bedelia

>>91190841
maybe redheads are just cute?

>>91189018
Clean clothes and polish?

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>>91190575
You're right.
I'm something much greater now.

>>91190303
Wut.

any drawing requests

>>91191103
Amelia getting her head patted

>>91191103
>>91191164
THIS.

More c-cute busty Amelia!

>>91185465
Aren't most of these expansions for The Sims?

>>91191103
Amelia giving a child an open mouth tongue kiss because he asked for a good night kiss, while the kid struggles to push her off but simply cannot overpower her autistic strength.

>>91191103
Amelia walking around in her stocking ND underwear saying. Saying something along the lines of "You told me to dress leisurely. I'll get around to the rest of my clothes in a couple minutes or so...."
please

http://imgur.com/a/13hJp

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>>91185465
>Amelia Bedelia Shapes Up

Oh, oh dear, does that mean there's a book with THICC Amelia?

>>91190303
Just sound each letter out anon loud anon. You'll get there buddy.

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>>91191429

>>91191380
>"Amelia, I need you to get thiccer"
>Amelia uses two trucks driving in opposite directions to stretch herself horizontally

I feel like drawing Amelia Bedelia Takes a Trip to Mexico

Any ideas for plot?

>>91191715
she inadvertently exposes drug cartels

>>91191715
Any Mexibros know figurative spanish?

>>91191715
She starts extorting Mexicans and mails the money to Trump so he can build the wall

>>91191380
Well, shit, I guess we might as well have at least one picture of fat Amelia. It's a FOTM tradition.

>>91191885
so what could be taken literally for her to fatten up

>>91191715
she actually, against all odds, has a lovely time.

>>91191964
>"Amelia, you need to get more meat on those bones"
>Amelia starts turning herself into an abhorrent abomination, removing her own flesh and replacing it with huge amounts of meat purchased at the grocery store

>>91190784
Don't forget the autistic muppet

>>91192068
The girl from MassEffect seems more like /v/s thing

>>91188495
Too much, dumbass. Amelia Bedelia is a children's book series, so if you want to imitate the style, you have to be snappy and short.

>>91191715
She doesn't understand Spanish. Since all of the instructions must be given to her visually, her poor language skills do not hamper her at all, and she becomes a very successful maid.

Ultimately, she finds mexico to be a strange land, where they have their maids perform ridiculous tasks involving mundane cleaning and tidying up, and returns to the comfort of the english speaking world where things make sense.

>>91192442
>Amelia learns Spanish
>she thinks every task she's given in Spanish is a metaphor or innuendo

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I just came here and what's with this thread of desecration and corruption?

>>91192798
That skirts not regulation

>>91192798
>no stockings
9+/10

>>91191247

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>>91191247
>>91192899

hahaha I'm a fucking retard.

Here anon, enjoy.

my god do I hope the anon who actually asked for requests picked the petting one.

>>91192798
Needs more stockings and that dress needs to be turned into an off the shoulder dress. Also she needs a choker.

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You missed a few books

>>91193003
Is this Earth-2 Amelia?

>>91193003
>that one kid who mario jumped to school

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>>91193003

>>91192930
10/10

>>91188340
>Don't worry the only place he'll be posting his drawings is on his cell wall
What?

>>91193097
Shad was arrested

>>91193116
What did he do?

>>91193156
He posted Roblox art.

>>91190091

Okay what bird is that cause now I'm invested and wanna look this up on YouTube

>>91193025
I think it might just be a prequel.

>>91193156
He broke the law

>>91192983
Its not a bdsm outfit anon.

>>91193171
>He posted Roblox art.
What is roblox?
>>91193286
What law?

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>>91193265
https://youtu.be/W7QZnwKqopo

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>>91193321
Obviously. But she has to look the part of a great maid if she wants to be one.
Like pic related. Greatest maid of a generation.

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>>91187468
You sick degenerate fuck

>>91193336
Online game, some similarities to Minecraft can be drawn. The owners are ridiculously protective of the 'IP'.

>>91193025
Its her past self before maid duty.

>>91192983
And here.

>>91193372

Thx

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>>91193545
whoops.

>"Amelia, are you single?"
>"Why yes anon, I am only one person"
>"I mean, do you have a boyfriend?"
>"I'm friends with lots of boys"
>"No, I mean do you have a lover??"
>"My parents loved me very much!"
>"No, I mean are you off the market?"
>"I would hope so, being a slave sounds dreadful!"
>"You know what? Forget it"
>"Again? But I just remembered the word 'it' this morning!"

>>91193587
>grab her by the shoulders and kiss her

>>91193576
I would kiss you if I could right now. Thank you for this.

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>my speech teacher used amelia bedelia books to teach us about figurative language
>now, years later, i'm in a thread on a filipino pottery website talking about how much people want to fuck her

I never could've anticipated this.

>>91193764
Jesus Brendan Fraser what the hell. What happened to that man?

>>91193764
I remember first reading her books while listening to them on audio cassettes that we'd borrow from the library.
Shit I miss those audio cassettes

>>91193764
Isnt it great?

>>91193764

That's funny, I didn't know about this until yesterday, and yet here we are.

>>91193891
Shopping photos of him to make him look like he's half-dead is a meme, anon.

>>91193763
das gae anon. Unless you're Amelia.

>>91193764
fuck speech class, just because I had a lisp I had to take that shit and have some cunt yell at me for not understanding vowel

>>91194215
yeah i had to go to special ed because i said three as free from my once yorkshire accent

I always assumed Amelia was perfectly aware of figurative language and was just misinterpreting it on purpose to be a gigantic troll.

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How about futa Amelia haha

>>91194262
Three rhymes wi' free. Why did thy teacha fail ta understan' 'a'? Wha' eur clart noggin.

>>91194294
What about a BLACKED Amelia haha

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>>91194294
>>91194390

>>91194390
>>91194294
What about amelia with a small clone of Hitler haha

>>91194460
>>91194390
>>91194294
How about a blacked futa nazi incest Amelia popping clones of baby Hitler out of her vagina haha

>>91194390
hahaha, yeah that would really be silly, if someone drew cuck porn of her, hahaha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. I mean I don't want it or anything, but it would be funny to see her cucking a guy with a small dick lol

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>>91194390
>>91194460
>>91194509
>>91194525

I know you mean it ironically but still

you fucking people

>>91194628
Yeah ironically haha

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>>91194294
>>91194390
>>91194460
>>91194509
>>91194525

>>91194789
How about a bloodlusting Amelia with a murder fetish haha

>>91194865
>What is Dorkly?

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>>91194390
THIS, SO MUCH

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>>91194443
>>91194460
>>91194509
>>91194789
wtf it was just a joke, my god

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>>91194939

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>>91194984
>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>91193440
Pretty sure any art would fall under parody, I mean if Disney can't get people put in jail for 34 I doubt anyone could

>>91195030
that's not how that meme works

There goes the thread

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>>91195043
>that's not how that meme works

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>>91195111

>>91195352
Kek thank you

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>>91195352

>>91195352
This is so fucking ador-god damn it I think I just fell in love with her too

>>91191380
>>91191247
mind if i combine the two?

>>91195574
No, please do continue.

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pls rate

I posted it earlier but it seems to have gotten lost amongst the other anon's wall of text

https://pastebin.com/a0UP34bz

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>>91195756
That was pretty good.
So did they fuck or what.

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>>91195756
Shit man I like it

>>91195111
>>91195352
>53 minutes ago
>43 minutes ago
impressive work

>>91193891
his shit got fucked

>>91195756

it's adorable is what it is.

>>91183970
kek