>Sensible Joss Whedon gets to ruin two cinematic universes

>>91169748
nothing Whedon can do to tarnish the DCEU further than it is

>>91169748
DC is desperate

They'll take anyone hell right now they're probably begging Jordan Peele to direct cyborg or flash and praying Kevin Smith answers their calls

>>91169765
>BatMAN UGH, SEXIST MUCH?

>>91169765
He can make Barbara Gordon a strong independent fuckdoll who inexplicably falls in love with a sensitive nerdy guy just like the director of the movie.

yeah I'm pretty pissed off

>>91169748
>Implying the DChad Cinematic universe won't uncuck him

>>91169852
Finally, Batgirl and Flash together

Just like I've always wanted

>>91169748
It's Sensitive. Sensitive Joss Whedon.

*sigh* Remember when before /tv/ ruined /co/?....Those were the good ol days.....

>>91169890
It won't .

We can expect barbara to surpass bruce in EVERYTHING despite the fact that she's not supposed to be a better fighter

>>91169890
Impossible, Whedon is a born and bread submissive nu-male raised feminist and filled with self-loathing he projects onto masculinity and males in general he will never be untucked because he craves submission at best he might rise to beta-hood. His only competition for male hating man in Hollywood is the closeted homosexuals who directed girlbusters

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No, no, anon. You don't understand.

He's with DC now, so everything he does is considered fine.

>>91170134
No, no, anon. You don't understand.

He's with DC now, so everything he does and has ever done is considered shit.

So...Barbara confirmed for lesbian?

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>people still think Age of Ultron was his fault and not Ike's

>>91169748
It will be better than Bruce Timm. At least Joss Whedon doesn't spend his time mooshing two action figures together to kiss and have sex.

>>91170262
Yeah they forced him to put Infinity War teases in the film. He had studio heads bugging him and everything which was the main reason he left Marvel. But killing Quicksilver was 100% his decision. Fuck that shit.

>>91170262
>shitload of quips
>Innefectupive villians
>everybody speaks whedony
Sounds like him

>>91170293
>/co/ hates Timm now

>>91169765
fpbp

>>91170230
No she will date a sensitive older balding feminist man who respects and cares for her unlike those sexist misogynist men out there, named Goss Whedon, obviously misogonerd.
Gahd, it's 2017

>>91170262
>tfw no Director's Cut

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>>91170187
No, no, anon. You don't understand.

He's with DC now, so everything he does is considered fine.

>>91170400
It worked for Humphries after all.

>>91170361
/co/ has always hated Timm. Dini, McDuffie, and Tucker were the brains behind the DCAU.

Timm is just a dumbass edgy manchild.

>>91169890
Snyder is a manlet and a feminist

Besides being incompetent.

Obviously, the DChad meme only work for comics, while the DCEU is laught stock.

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Please fuck my wife!

>>91170415
>McDuffie
So that's why /co/ and Rich Johnston teamed up to drive him to suicide.

>>91170427
>manlet
How tall is him then?
>the DChad meme only work for comics
Nope. RDJ is a midget, Evans and Hemsworth are made of plastic, and the rest is a bunch of nobodies.

>>91170446
/co/ did nothing wrong. It was all Rich and his shitty clickbait article that removed context.

>>91170431
Sure, but I'll cost ya

>>91170468
5'7. Same height as me.

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>>91170478
>/co/ did nothing wrong
That's why we no longer have the FBI watching us, right?

>>91170498
>5'7
Manlet. Yeah, right.

>>91170510
5'7 isn't manlet size?

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>>91170397
>the only Director's Cut I'd pay to see from Whedon

>>91170522
Nah.

>>91170563
You don't have what it takes.

>>91170510
>Manlet. Yeah, right

Anything under 6 feet is a manlet, shorty.

>>91170563
Kek

>>91170586
I'll believe it if I see Zack using Cuban heels.

>>91170522
The average is 5'10"

>>91170262
His initial ideas weren't even good, though. I liked Avengers 1, but 2 had shitty ideas from the getgo.

>>91169812
>Praying Kevin Smith answers your calls
Does it get any more pathetic than that?

>>91169812
>>91170674
>wanting famous directors is pathetic
Ike pls

>>91170642

Avengers 2 was an exact clone of Avengers 1. It just changed the proper nouns in the script.

If you liked Avengers 1 but hated Avengers 2, you're delusional.

This is the problem with cinematic universes.

Somehow the quality of one movie effects all the other. People act like they're a single series instead of individual movies with entirely different directions.

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>>91170586

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>>91169748
whedon's like that? really? his writing comes off more dudebro

>>91170834

Maybe he's like Devin Faraci and secretly wants to be one.

>>91170834

When Feminists were upset by the whole "Black Widow said she's a monster because she can't have babies" thing and called him a misogynist, Whedon immediately posted a ton of photos of himself hanging with Anita Sarkeezian saying "Look! Look! I'm a feminist! Here's me with Feminist Frequency! It's okay! Look!"

Dude's a shithead.

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>>91169748
>>91169826
>>91169890
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>>91170427
>>91170431
>>91170586

>>91170875
Relax, WB is heterosexual. Joss won't have to debase himself like that from now on.

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>>91170970
>WB is heterosexual
now if only DC were

>>91170431
But I'm not black

>>91169852
Isn't that what's she's been for awhile now?

>>91170970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Czva65ck5A

>>91171002
>homophobic
What are you even doing here, anon?

>>91170262
I doubt Ike mandated Ultron and every other character to be a non-stop quip machine, or the Widow/Banner romance.

>>91170427
Manlets rule Hollywood and game the system in their favor. They use Jews as a cover.

Manlets - learn they will win.

What do you people have against Joss Whedon? I mean for christs sake he made Firefly, Avengers and Cabin in the Woods, what more does he have to do to earn your respect?

>>91172436
Something with good or even acceptable writing.

>>91172436
>What do you people have against Joss Whedon?
he picked the wrong side

>>91170704
Yes, it is. Instead of getting a famous director they should get a GOOD director.

>>91172436
Both Avengers were blown out of the water by Civil War.

Whedon is a hack.

>>91169812

Jordan Peele is probably a pretty well regarded director, for how inexperienced he is.

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>>91172472
He actually did.

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>>91172487
>famous = bad

>>91172517
And yet you people paid the ticket...

>>91172546
>famous = bad
Never implied that, faggot.

>>91172569
Sure you didn't...

>>91172583
Not an argument.

A Bat film with Whedonspeak sounds fucking strange

>>91169765
This to be honest family

>>91174186
Terrible you mean

>>91170510
When you get into the range when it's hard to shop for pants, then you're in manlet town.

>>91169748
>implying the MCU and DCEU were good before Joss

Get fucking real

>>91174510
Can always use more snarky feminists and the letter y inserted at the end of everything

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>>91170912
>that one fag that replies to everything in the thread like someone cares

>>91172436
Cabin in the Woods sucked and Firefly is overrated knockoff garbage.

If Whedon pisses of the contrarians enough to stop defending the DCEU because he's involved now I might actually feel a tiny twinge of respect for the man.

>>91174677
>knockoff garbage
Of fucking what? You can't just call something a knockoff just because you don't like the creator.

>>91172436
>he made firefly

You mean that show which managed to have even worse writing that the anime he totally didn't rip off and did so badly it was canceled?

>>91174607
I want to fuck those lips

I'm out of the loop here, is Wheadon moving to DC now?

>>91172537
Im worried we're rushing Jordan too soon.

>>91174824
maybe, they're finalizing the deal for Batgirl now he can still walk away

>>91175104
What? All the praise will go to his head and we'll just have another Shyamalan on our hands. I for one look forward to all the unintentionally amazing comedies from Hollywoods next Spielberg.

>>91175415
>unintentionally amazing comedies

but he already knows how to do comedy intentionally

>>91175519
He could forget that he was supposed to be making a drama, hence unintentional.

>>91169748
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>91170262
>Ultron is a quiping piece of walking metal

It had Joss all over it.

>>91169748
>I AM SILLY

>>91171002
LET'S

>>91175223
Let's hope he does

>>91175567

but if he's good at making comedy wouldn't he be good at knowing what not to do when he isn't making comedy?

>>91172539
But Jurassic World came out after AoA. How does this timeline make sense?

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>>91172539
He gets no passes after this bullshit. He knew exactly what he was doing when he did this, and decided to double down on the virtue signalling anyways.

Hey, MRA bullshit aside... how many videos did Anita promise vs videos she actually delivered?

>>91176427
Whedon flipped out over the trailer along with all the other numales.

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>>91170912
>>91172546
Fedorable.

>>91176437
I'd unironically fuck Anita Sarkeesian.

He keeps making shitty movies but the internet keeps coming up with excuses for him. Every fucking time it's never his fault.

>>91170446
McDuffie died of complications from heart surgery you lying little shit.