>Literally complaining about a girl appearing in the show

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD

>>91168721
I AKU THE MEDIOCRE VILLAIN OF AN OVERRATED SERIES

WHERE MY COMBO BREAKER IS LAW

>>91168721
I, CARTOON NETWORK, THE SHOW CANCELING MASTER OF DARKNESS

>>91168744
I ANON THE SHITPOSTING MASTER OF MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT

>>91168852
I ANON THE BUTTHURT POSTER AND DEFENDER OF A MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FEELINGS

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>>91168835
[Adult Swim]

>>91168551
>get previous shitposting thread deleted
>I know I'll just start another one
I get that /tv/ has been run out of their own board but keep your contrarian shitposting bullshit to yourself

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>>91168912
THERE IS NO SHIT IN AKU'S POSTS YOU FOOOOOOOOOL

>>91168865
I ANON, THE BITCH AS CAN'T FIND A TIME PORTAL AND UNDO DE FUTURE OF A MEDIOCRE VILLIAN'S FUTURE THAT IS AKU!

>>91169084
GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO 4CH
ANONYMOUS
*Double click*

>>91169084
I ANON, THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT THINKS ANYONE CAN FIND A TIME PORTAL WHEN EVEN A FOOLISH SAMURAI CAN'T FIND THEM BECAUSE THE MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FUTURE SELF DESTROYED EVERY TIME PORTAL SO THAT NOBODY CAN UNDO THE FUTURE OF A MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FUTURE THAT IS AKUUUUUU

>Make New Jack Season
>Make it like the other seasons
>People get upse

>>91169211
>Make New Jack Season
>Make it edgier
>People get upse

>>91169236
>People keep bringing up the time he killed those bounty hunters as a point where he killed humans
>They didn't get that they were Robots
I don't understand the retards that browse this board. Thats why when he threw those spiked balls the robot exploded. Not because the balls were explosives.

>>91169272
no they actually explode, rewatch the scene where the cat like assassins tell their method of murdering.
Fooool

>>91169318
No they are still robots don't have a cow man

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>episode releases on April FOOOOOOLS day
>The epidoed descriptions were all an elaborate ruse
Pls let it happen

>>91169339
episode description didn't have scaramouche, second didn't have throat slittin' and blue jack shenanigans
let's just be patient

>>91169339
what's wrong with the synopsis?

>>91169465
Have you not seen the reckless shitposting that's been going on about AshixJack? People are acting like the episode is already out, and featuring long and shoddily written romantic schlock. I for one have faith in Genndy and his directing skills, but I still don't really want Jack to have a sidekick.

>>91169567
whats wrong with Jack getting a love interest? I'm now binging the show and got to the part where Jack befriends this girl, but it turns out she was aku all along, Jack was so sad and betrayed and the episode ended there.

Jack could use a girl in his life

>>91169774
This, from the moment they were furst shown it was obvious she was a love character

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Aku is Jack's wife

>>91169567
It's only going to be for five episodes or so, anon, why can't Jack travel with someone for his final story?

I don't agree with them but I see where they are coming from. You 7 episodes left it seems hard to believe that they are going to resolve all the plot lines and give Ashi interesting and believable development. I trust Genndy though.

>>91169367
Blue Jack was shit, though.

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD, I, anon, the social justice MASTER of shipping, unleashed an unspeakable cancer. But, a FOOLISH patrician wielding a good taste stepped forth to opposed me! Before the final shitpost was struck, I tore open a portal to reddit and flung him into the future where my cancer is LAW! Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is... /co/umblr!

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>>91171447
nope

>>91171815
yep
>>91171379
I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

people wanted more of the baby episode and farting dragons
their childhoods remembered forever
eternally sucking on their imaginary pacifier
their faggotry unbound;for the shitposting art is one of sinister, troubled origins
pls kys

>>91171855
he actually was good though

Is /co/ seriously sperging out over episodes they haven't seen, because of a couple one sentence descriptions?

>>91172013
this is what is happening today
amazing ain't it?

>>91168551

When was this? I haven't been on here much since Saturday. Who's complaining about a girl being in the show?

>>91171916
no he wasnt

>>91169567

Yeah the shipping it's cancer. Too many people can't enjoy something unless the characters are SEXY SEXUAL SEX HAVERS. Cotumblr is guilty of this. They watch everything like it's a porno.

Why can't we just have a female who's a bad guy? Why does every male and female on screen together have to fuck? I'm sick of this shit.

>>91171855
It's possible. I was really surprised at how much they were able to fit into episode 3 without it feeling rushed.

>>91171379
>it seems hard to believe that they are going to resolve all the plot lines
The only plotline that requires solving is Jack getting the sword back and facing Aku, which can be done in much less time than what's left.

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>>91171608

I love you.

>>91172152
What the actual fuck? Episode 3 was 90% filler.

NO BODY HAS WATCHED THIS SHOW BEFORE

>>91172211
They've also got to bring back the Scotsman and maybe a few other past characters in a way that lives up to the hype. We've also got to learn why the Cult worships Aku and Jack has too kill them.

>>91172263
no we don't
this show was always about style
it doesn't matter WHAT happens
but HOW it happens

>>91172263
The Guardian's portal has to be addressed as well.
>>91172282
If it's not addressed well the show will be ruined.

>>91168551
>>Claiming the show is ruined without seeing the episodes that they claim "ruined the show"
It's like 2013 on /mlp/ all over again.

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>>91172301
I want nothing to be addressed so that plotfags can eternally get btfo

>>91172301
>The Guardian's portal has to be addressed as well.
It won't be. Aku destroyed all the time portals, ergo he destroyed that one, destiny be damned.

>>91172329
I'm pretty sure that's referred to as cutting off your nose to spite your face.
>>91172356
He may not have KNOWN about it. And even if he did, how in the world are we supposed to seriously believe he could beat the Guardian?

>>91172211

This. Aisha shipping over complicates the whole plot. Shippers don't realize this.

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>>91172415
nope, the show is just as good without plot
do you know whyyyy?

>>91172415
I think Aku>Guardian based on what we have seen so far

>>91172588
aku can't see the guardian tho, he has plot armour like the monks.

>>91172588
And what is that exactly?
>>91172620
I agree about the plot armor, but he can't see him? What?

>>91172620
he may have searched the earth in 50 years time, ho knows
Don't get me wrong I wanna see the Guardian make a comeback as well, but I wouldn't be taken aback if he ded

>>91172653
aku's eyes can't see where the monks are, maybe the same applies to the guardian.

>>91172653
aku is invincible against the guardian, for one
how would he get him without the foolish sword?

>>91172672
Even IF the Guardian himself is dead (which better be explained REALLY well if that's the case), the portal should still be available for Jack to use somehow. That is the essence of the prophecy.

>>91172701
Perhaps, but couldn't they fight to a standstill, and Aku just gets tired and/or bored and drops the fight, especially if he finds out Jack tried and failed to get past the Guardian already?

>>91172703
It wouldn't bother me if this was Jack's endgame, so ok.

>>91172734
>Aku just gets tired and/or bored and drops the fight
honestly this is what would happen in the show too
Aku gets bored way too easily