Are you ready for the greatest movie of all time to hit

the ahrtheirghtyfauxre will be stellar

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>>91167414
who the fuck came up with this movie

>a ring of executives are sitting in their boardroom
>they're all furiously thinking up ideas for a new hit movie
>suddenly, one goes wide eyed with a revelation
>he stands up, forehead sweaty
>"GUYS"
>the executives look toward his direction
>"what if..."
>they wait with baited breath
>"w-what if..."
>he can barely contain his laughter
>no one is seated
>"what if..."
>"babies were businessmen?"
>silence
>suddenly the entire room erupts into laughter
>everyone hoists the man into the air
>some kill themselves, for they know they will not have such an ingenious idea in their lifetime
>movie is made
>comes out
>it was meh

>>91167588
It's based on a picture book.

>>91167588
i literally imagine that this happened

I honestly thought this was going for the satire angle of "CEOs" being giant babies about getting everything they want and running everything their way regardless of practicality and without any concern for wellbeing of others. To find out that it's another low humour entry was actually a little disappointing.

>>91167588
The scenario you just described could probably make for an interesting movie.

>>91167414
>greatest movie of all time
>hit theaters tomorrow
But Power Rangers is already OUT, kinoFriend.

>>91167595
seek help.

>>91167595
>>>/mlp/

>>91167414
This character looks exactly like my sister-son.

>>91167638
That's more or less the joke of the original book: That a baby takes control of their parents life like a tyrannical CEO.

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This film was made by abnormal people.

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>>91167414
>hit theatres
you mean "hit the fan"

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>>91168356
kek

>>91168356
Who cares about the RT's approval for the president?

>>91167750
So a picture book written literally for babies is more clever than a film adaptation made for general audience. A storybook handled nuance and subtle humour better than something that's supposed to appeal to adults as well as children.

You know, this doesn't even surprise me.

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Let's play that old game of what could have been, /co/.

>>91168728

Doesn't look any better.

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Hold up!
So this movie is a bout a baby bussinesman who was send to investigate why people love puppies more than babbies
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiQR_srtc-E

>>91168645
Well isn't that the problem of adapting kids books?
You only have like a page or two of writing at most to pad out into an hour and a half movie.

It's not surprising that they resorted to the standard "kid" jokes and what not to fill time.

>>91168858
You're partially right, there is only so much Love in the world, and the Babies are at risk of losing the majority "shares" of Love to the rival business of Puppy Co.

Is he an alien or what?

The plot of this movie is fucking retarded, holy shit.

>>91168979
>>91168858
So do the love markets crash when they realize there's more than enough love for everyone in the world because their love is limitless

>>91169237
>the plot of a kids movie isnt some deep take on a complex philosophical question
No shit faggot

I have a feeling that this will become the new meme movie to replace Bee Movie and Shrek.

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>>91169325
>he actually wrote that

>>91167414
No, because we Brits don't get it until Saturday.
A day after Smurfs oddly.

>>91169397
Lets hope not, the only thing this move may be remembered for is the DreamworksFace.jpg poster.

Also Shrek and Bee Movie are at least decent films on their own.

>>91169397
I think it'll be short lived. Shrek and Bee Movie were both succesful and then resurrected a while later as meme idols. This movie is gonna flop so maube we'll shitpost about it on /co/ forba while but it wont catch on with nornies.

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>>91167616
Me too. And Now I'm mad!

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>Baby being molested by a dog

WTF!?

>>91169703

Doujin when?

>>91169703
what do you think his butt smells like haha

>>91169703
this is fucking gross, man. who thought this was okay? and who the hell thought to put it in a fucking advertisement for the movie?

>>91169854
What's so disturbing about it? It's a thing dogs do.

>>91169703
Just think
Some kid is going to go see this movie
see this scene
Years later
get a laptop
and discover furries

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>>91167588
nah dude, movie is based on a true story.

>>91169325
>a kids movie needs some deep take on a complex philosophical question to not be retarded
Wew.

>>91168858
>>91168979
sounds more interesting than i expected

>On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 30% based on 40 reviews, with an average rating of 4.8/10. The site's critical consensus reads, "The Boss Baby's talented cast, glimmers of wit, and flashes of visual inventiveness can't make up for a thin premise and a disappointing willingness to settle for doody jokes." On Metacritic, the film has a score of 49 out of 100, based on 16 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews".

>>91168858
how alienated do you have to be about babies and humanity overall to find this shot funny, this really makes you think.

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>>91167414
>tomorrow
that's a funny way of saying four and a half months

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Not gonna lie, former Boss Baby voter here, it's hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

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>>91167414
Porn when?

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>>91169982
It is???

>>91170276
>nuclear codes
You meant cookies, right?

>>91170242
>Promoting a shit movie with literal shit
Well can't blame it for trying to be misleading.

>>91170368
>cookies
Nope, yellow cake

This is secretly a fetish movie, isn't it?

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People are actually thinking this is parody of Trump. WTF? (Rolling Stone for example.)

>>91170448

>secretly

>>91170465
Well the voice of Boss Baby, Alec Baldwin, plays Trump on SNL.

So there's that.