>Last name is chinese for dragon despite his dad being american

Wait, his dad wasn't Asian?

I legit only know this show through porn.

>>91167117
Wasn't Long the grandpa's last name?

Long is chinese for dragon?
that sounds like bullshit

In America there are white people with the last name Long. I went to school with one.

But it is most likely that the made the name for the character and then decided the supporting cast after the fact.

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>>91167136

his dad was as white as wonderbread

>>91167174
"dragon" is written 龍 or 龙 and pronounced lóng in Mandarin Chinese.

>>91167200
even in cartoons about asian characters, chinks continue to get BLEACHED

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>>91167222

worked backwards in his case, jake ended up winning the literal rosebowl

Why is American Dragon not as popular as Kim Possible?

>>91167420
Not as many waifus

>>91167420
Because it's not as good.

>>91167420
Didn't have as many seasons.
Major art change half way through
Didn't get a movie

Less shipping potential

>>91167420
>Kim isn't trying to be a wanna-be gangsta most of the time.
>Ron and Wade aren't half as annoying as Jake's friends
>Jake's Villians aren't as fun or memorable

>>91167420
Not as good and the art change made it less interesting to look at

>>91167443
>>91167457
>>91167526
>>91167543
>>91167553

What did Jake Long lack in terms of being an interesting character?

>>91167543
>>Kim isn't trying to be a wanna-be gangsta most of the time.
...well now I wish she HAD.
>YO RON-STOP-ALYPSE, WHEN WE GON' GO HIT THAT PUNK ASS DR. DRAKKEN, HIM AND HIS MAWFAWKIN' BITCH MAN, I'LL FUCKIN' PUT THAT GREEN BITCH'S TEETH UP ON DA GATDAMNED CURB G, KABLOOOW!
>...Jesus, Kim...

>>91167200
>>91167222
Maybe, he's adopted.

>>91167286
He did? They didn't break up when she found out finally after all these years he was Jake Long: American Dragon?

>>91167671
No they worked together in secret for a while, betraying the Huntslcan, and then she killed them all and almost killed herself in the process

But then Jake wiped her memories/created an alternate timeline where they never met

They reunited in the finale though

>>91167286
One of the things I liked about this show is that they didn't pussyfoot from the romance. They didn't have him have an unattainable crush and end up with this female best friend.

spud was bae

>>91167117
Long can be an English surname. I know a white guy who has it

>>91167420
The death of Bruce Lee was the death of Asian males in media.

>>91167200

Jake's dad was pretty hardcore in season 2

>>91167443
Bullshit, there were arguably more waifus in AD than in KP.

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>>91170830

oracle twins were both waifu material in S2

>>91170830
i cant think of any that aren't that blonde chick, jake's mom or jake's sister. meanwhile KP had the all of these >>91137063

all the gay porn featuring Jake is pretty good

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>>91170917

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>>91171007
I'm pretty sure the writers had a monster girl fetish.

was his white dad the reason why he had a more european dragon design?

>>91167582

the ability to speak without throwing in a bunch of "YO DADDYO" shit everywhere

>>91171068
Maybe. Or maybe it was influenced by where he grew up

His cousin also had wings like he did and afaik his mom was the only one in the family to marry someone white

really wish they didn't made him talk like what hollywood think gangsters talk like
but at least they didn't give him an thick asian accent

>>91171081

It's funny because Jake is probably the closest character to how dante basco acts IRL that he's voiced

>>91171253

Dante Basco a shit too then

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>>91171059
Yeah i'd say so

>>91171287
Now in webm form.

https://webmshare.com/YG6VV

>>91171059
I think the creator had to get pulled because he kept making weird porn that was making everyone uncomfortable.

>>91171214

I mean he did live in NYC

it was either that or Brooklynese, thick asian accent probably would've made it too similar to jackie chan adventures to them

>>91171291
they could've drawn his head better

>>91171397
Really? I know the creator is a furry but I didn't know he got fired for drawing porn.

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>>91171416
They could have done a lot of things better.

>>91171287

Brad Thundercock had beef with Jake for literally no reason

I think disney shows need a quota of at least 1 school bully

>>91171504
Jake is knee deep un /x/ pussy as his day job and wants normie vagina, who is the real monster here?

>>91171411
but he just only interacted with one black person
don't remember if he went to harlem or anywhere where there was a black majority

>>91171082
>>91171136
I can't help but think these two are Grandpa's bootycalls.
I'll bet there's a few monstergirls with a long youth that are grateful for something he did in his day.

I forget, why did the dog talk?
And for that matter, what about the one in Juniper Lee?

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>>91171590
cause the dog is suppose to be one of those Chinese Guardian Lions
which they're also called "Fu Dogs"

>>91171287
Was Brad, dare I say it, dare I even think it, /ourguy/?

>>91170553
What'd he do?

>>91170553
He even got to be part of the last shot of the series over grandpa or Jake's waifu.

>>91168157
>>91167286
This. The show wasn't anything crazy but I remember I watched it specifically for the romance when I was younger. I had seen so many shows where the guy lusted after some unattainable girl or where the romance went nowhere at all but this show went HAM with it. It helps that Rose was actually a good character too and not just the 'love interest'.

It felt real.

>>91171312

I just could not watch the show anymore after they ditched these dragon designs. The ones they used after were just so bad.

>>91168157
>end up with this female best friend.
Was it because the female bff was black?

>>91168157
It's because pursuing a girl is a plot device.
Some conservative watchdogs still have issues with kissing before the engagement, but with the increased occurrences of homosexuality in cartoons this is finally the least issue for them to worry about.

Now kids can actually watch how a healthy relationship works out, although with today's writing it could easily be turned into a cringefest instead.

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>>91167420
Kim Possible was a completely different show.

American Dragon was more similar to Danny Phantom, and it was still the worse of the two shows.

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>>91167117
Long is an English surname, as has been mentioned.

Also, Asian people named long tend to have it as a first name and not a family name.

t. person named Long

>mother maiden name is Luong
>married someone named Long

>all the dragons in the world cannot do anything against the big bad black dragon
>a teenage girl with a spear that can do cartwheels can fight him easily

And I thought the DP finale was bad

>>91167117
Original pitch has Jake's dad as the Asian one and Jake's mom as Jewish. Guess it must have changed when it was picked up along with some other things.

>http://www.jeffgoode.com/tv/americandragon/00pilot/bible1

>>91172991
>Chink Jew
He would probably already be a billionaire by the time the show starts

>>91172341
Yiff in hell

I really wonder what happened to Susan's mother. I mean could it have been Chang or someone we've seen before? Or a human who suffered a tragic fate, leading Lao Shi to be the way he was about Susan only dating a dragon.

>>91173219
eh?

I have a friend who's last name is Long. She is white and her whole family is white.

>>91173271
It was Chang. They were going to the story in the 3rd season.

>>91173323
Maybe they all have long dicks.
You should ask to see hers.

>>91173323
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Long

The /34/ has sadly underutilizing interspecies sex in this series. Bet the male dragon's penis have reptilian and cervine properties.

>>91170887
Can you imagine fucking one of them and, right before you cum, she says "the condom is going to break"?

>>91167726
WAIT WHAT THEY DID?

WHERE IS THIS FUCKING FINALE YOU SPEAK OF

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So did this guy have any relation to Jake? I always thought he was Jake's true father, since he shares the same design for Jake's dragon form.

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>>91171287
>Jackpot
What a guy.

>>91171504
Maybe Brad was racist towards Asianz.

>>91173928
I don't think they ever revealed his identity

>>91172838
The reasoning behind it was that dragons weren't used to fighting other dragons, so only a dragon hunter could stand a chance.

It made no sense.

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>>91167117
I kinda wanted a timeskip to see if Jake got any taller than Rose

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>>91174045
He seemed tall looking in the episode where he gets aged up and in the flash forward where he has a kid.

>>91173578

3 second warning is plenty of time to pull out

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>>91174045
I just wanted a timeskip to see when he had sex with Rose.

>>91174012
Maybe they could fight him but since he was the first evil Dragon in all of history, they weren't used to killing dragons.

Which is weird because when Spud went to Hunter school he excelled because he knew all of Jake's weaknesses

The Huntsgirl at least had experience fighting Jake and had weapons specifically made for killing Dragons

>>91174105
>arnold

terrifying cheese taco head on proportional body.

>tfw missed the episode where there was a time reset or some shit
>could never follow what was going on after that and lost interest in the show

>>91167420
Show's a ripoff from Junipher Lee. In every way.

>>91174460
I thought the creators from both shows didn't even know the other existed during production.

>>91174460
Oh yeah, weren't those shows being made at the same time and this was weird coincidence?

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>grandpa is fully asian
>has traditional eastern dragon form

>jake is half-asian, half-european
>has traditional western dragon form

I must be stupid to just figure this out.

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>>91167117
>that time Haley called out her own grandfather for throwing the weight of the world onto a Jake and expecting him to just deal with it

that was pretty good

>>91174468
wewuzkangznsheetokisaiditeverybodygohome

>>91174468
"Line please.."

"WEEEEEE WUZ-"

>that lilo and stitch crossover

>>91175783
Do disney cartoons even do crossovers anymore? Or are all of their showrunners too caught up in artistic integrity?

>>91175887
didn't they had a crossover with Sofia the First and Eleanor of Avalor

>>91175952
They're the same universe dumbass. Sofia's necklace is the Amulet of Avalor for a reason. That's as much a cross over as Batman showing up in Metropolis for World's Greatest Heroes.

>>91176045
how the fuck was i suppose to know that fag
all i heard was these two show did something together

>>91174348
These two are still the best oracles I've ever seen.

>>91173928
tfw he's the evil Jake chi doppelgänger who was sent back in time

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I think the show would have been better if the mom was a dragon too. The hiding the whole dragon thing from his father was dumb and didn't add anything. It'd add more character to his dad by making trying to learn and adapt to all the dragon heritage stuff he's part of now. Could get some jokes about puberty with dragon habits being the replacement like his dad asking if he feels the urge to kidnap princesses or hoard gold. Also mean he wooed a female dragon. Fuck it, let's just have a show about human dad who married a dragon and has a dragon family and his struggles to adapt/help his family.

>>91174758
Wow, she did?

>>91177394
Yeah, Jake is stressed out from all this dragon nonsense and finds out that if he fucks with the Dragon Council they'll take his powers ie: he gets a break. Haley happily takes over and immediately gets bodied by all the shit Jake normally deals with and is a wreck after like a week. Stuff happens and Jake gets captured or something with the grandpa finding out Jake lost his powers on purpose. Gramps starts to rant about responsibility and cue little girl rant

>>91167420
I blame the art shift, also Jake himself was kinda annoying

>>91174460
Juniper Lee is still one of the most bland and boring shows Cartoon Network ever made, not to mention the whole Te Xuan Ze gig had to be one of the most contrived setups I've ever seen for a show

>>91176464
Wasn't there a handwave about how the dragon stuff "skipped a generation" to avoid the whole Guy/Dragon stuff.

Funnily I think that actually was retconned in the second season.

Still need to rewatch this now that I have the HQ episodes from Mega


>>91177894
>>91177394
The episode is "Being Human" in case your curious.

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>>91179386
>the HQ episodes from Mega
Do you still have the link? I've been looking for good quality rips.

>>91179386
>the dragon stuff "skipped a generation" to avoid the whole Guy/Dragon stuff
That was more to make sure that the mom remains a boring generic normie human mom while Jake's grandpa and sister get to do cool dragon stuff.

>>91179468
Season 1: https://mega.nz/#F!cRk2CBAR!E5Am97O2aNkILLBDCUWWoA
Season 2: https://mega.nz/#F!v4sBRCwR!aecLIG8OpmanlzFB_BfX-A

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>>91167200
http://adjl.wikia.com/wiki/Jonathan_Long

>>91167117
The only furry I have jacked off to

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>>91167188

Also

>>91167117
>half asian
>half white
>acts like a black kid

>>91180434
sound like a burger to me

>>91171504
Jake (and his friends) were the only ones who were openly antagonistic to him, everybody else was either
worshipping at his feet
one of his friends
or being bullied by him and just cowing down to him

What was with the art change?

>>91170227

Chinese surname is Lóng and has a different pronunciation from the American surname Long

>>91172805

poetry

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>>91167222
Lol he was cucked, twice. Jake and his sister look 100% Asian, where hapas look at least half

>>91171068
No, they changed the design in season 2

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I like the look of season 2. Everything looks more stylized and intentional whereas the first season looks stylistically weak

The dad probably took the mom's last name because he wanted to adopt more of her culture.

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>Long is a non-Chinese last name

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>>91179802

>hapa boy looks nothing like his father
>hapa girl lives life on easy mode
>doesn't take in white or Asian culture, instead adopts black culture to the way he acts
>manlets
>tries to get with a white girl
What did they mean by this?

>>91181369
china blows ass

>>91181369
>What did they mean by this?
"I'm a teenager and I don't care about culture, I just want to be what I think is cool"

>>91181054
Most gafus look asian when they are younger then start evening out whrn they are older.

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>>91167174
>dragon are long
>long are dragon
holy shit

>>91172414
>Now kids can actually watch how a healthy relationship works out
Speaking of which, I'm genuinely excited that the Tangled spinoff didn't retcon their relationship and they will spend the series dating and possibly confronting some of those issues. Disney is on a roll with providing decent role models after the years of shit kids got out of Wizards of Waverly place and its ilk.

>>91167174
No, it's true, but it's said as long, not lawng

>>91174646
And then the artstyle went to the shitter.

>>91181810
It made Eugene really unlikable though

>>91182136
I've only seen the first episode, but I didn't think he seemed that bad.

Long is also an English last name, probably meaning Tall, like Edward Longshanks.


But it's almost certainly this >>91167188

>>91181137
I and most people really mostly have issues with the Season 2 style due to how much worse all the dragons look in it compared to the season 1 style

>>91182184
>>91182204
best one-off character

>>91181244
Sicko

>>91182304
>give your monkey a goatee

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>>91174460
>>91177978
I'd still ship em'

>>91182571
Okay, unless that's his dragon tongue down there, she shouldn't have an adam's apple.

So Grandpa and the councilwoman definitely fucked, right?

>>91174105
>tfw you grew up but didn't get a jacked body like your cartoon characters did

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>>91179568
Thank you!!

>>91172422
I can only imagine the outrage if this scene happened today. It'd be delicious.

>>91186246
People legitimately think Danny is trans now.

>>91188079
Why? Because he fell into a box of theater costumes and ended up dressed like a girl once?

>>91182288
she appeared multiple times

>>91188079
what?

>>91182288
>>91188467
She was almost killed off in Homecoming.

>>91167200
FUCK you, he was 1/64th Canadian Chinese.

I wanna fuck Jake

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>>91189334
>I wanna fuck Jake
Why? He's ugly. Just kidding, I think he's hot as fuck

>>91189372
How many monster dick do you think he got fucked by

>>91172341
Ditto. Went from American Dragon to Crackhead Gremlin.

>>91176464
Oh, jesus...that hits nearly every one of my fetishes.

>>91167200

He looks chink as fuck obs 3rd generation Chinese.

>>91182204
If only she had season 1's superior artstyle. They look like goblin/gremlin lizard hybrids. Fuck, even Asian dragons still have Dragon heads and snouts. They just have a snake-like body.

>>91182245
Yup. Surprised they didn't fuck with Fu's design to make him look more human, too.

>>91174105
arnold looks weird.

>>91173351
Wait, really? Are there any other details about what they intended to do?

>>91191711
He always has

>>91167117
I knew a white guy with the surname Long. Ironically, he and his sister were short.

>>91167420
Not white its thats simple.

>>91182330
That whole episode Jake's dad was like "I'm totally Chinese too!"

Jesus Christ...

>>91191711
I thyink that's the fantasy version of him.

>>91171025
Did they ever have an episode how they met and fell in love/fucked?

>>91181137
>Season 2 improved the human designs
>Simultaneously turned the dragon designs into pure shit
It hurts so much years later

>>91172280
He kicked the asses of a bunch of magic-draining vampires when he saw them hurt Jake.

>>91192040
Was his sister bigger than him?

>>91192784
Hey that's pretty cool. Might watch whatever episode he did that on.

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>>91192771
There was a time travel episode that showed them back in like high school.

>>91188239
>>91188941
Pretty sure its because when Vlad cloned him, he created Danielle, who obviously has two XX chromosomes when Danny is supposed to have one X and one Y. Some people started saying that it was impossible for two X chromosomes to come out of a single X. Therefore, Danny must be trans and have two X chromosomes.

>>91193289
I didn't know that Wolverine was born a girl too

>>91182786
>unless that's his dragon tongue down there
I remember him being able to change individual parts of his body to dragon form
I think once he did it specifically with his tongue to raspberry someone, so i wouldn't exclude it

>>91193289
>Therefore, Danny must be trans and have two X chromosomes.
Even if that were true, hermaphrodite does not equal "trans".
These faggots seem to forget that trans means transitioning, i.e., a temporary state of trying to change from form one gender to the other. Not a permanent state.

>>91171504
The thing is, he wasn't even the bully until season 2. In season 1 he was nice to Jake sometimes and was mostly just inadvertently keeping Jake and Rose separate at the worst times. Doesn't mean he wasn't a dick, but season 2 certainly took it up a notch.

>>91193289
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_gonadal_dysgenesis

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>>91189471
10 monster dicks. AT LEAST.

>>91196331
source?

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>>91196331

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>>91197418
No nipples?! How could that be?

>>91197339
It's an edit I made some weeks ago.

>>91167117
>Half Asian
>looks completely Asian along with Hayley

How? Those are some strong ass genes.

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>>91198870
Magic doppelganger.

>>91192797
Probably, haven't seen him in years. They were short, but not short enough to be midgets. The brother did grow a little after high school but I guess the sister is technically considered petite. Imagine a shorter version of the chick that played Kim in the Scott Pilgrim movie except blonde.

>>91172991
> Even forty years later, the problems of surf trolls and openly-gay leprechauns are still as foreign to him as the day he arrived in this country.
Woah. Was he originally going to pitch this to Adult Swim or something?

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>>91200322
Sooo, from right to left, we have:
Scout Jake, Nerd Jake, Cook Jake and... BDSM Jake, right?

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Yeah, sure why not.

>>91200322
Having been a scout, I find it a bit odd how Scout Jake is the most appealing.

>>91201026
>bdsm jake
yes you're right

Eh men will take their wives surnames instead, it's not that wild.

>>91201481
but the mom's maiden name is Luong
and she married someone named Long

>>91167420
Alot of people were turned off by the fact he was spoke like a nigger

>>91180434
everyone's like that growing up in urban settings

>>91167117
Now I wonder what his mother's maiden name was. Kinda funny if she only married him because of his coincidental last name and dragons.

>>91167174
DBZ has Shenron but only because of Japanese pronunciation
It's actually Shenlong (god dragon)
Monster Hunter has Laoshan-Lung
Lung is another pronunciation for long

>No cropped dragon Jake porn

You guys disappoint

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>>91209081
Will this suffice?

Long is a dumb name for a dragon

>>91174460
>American Dragon is the rip-off

>American Dragon
>January 2005

>Juniper Lee
>May 2005

Is there any good lewds of Rose

She's cute

>>91167136
he's asian

Jake's dad was the epitome of every corny middle-management white guy who marries an Asian woman and I love that he was very consciously designed that way

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The moms pretty thick fit an Asian

>>91209081
>dragon Jake porn
But dragon Jake is so ugly.

>>91167117
Long could still work as an American name tho

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Haley was cute