What does a liar like on his sandwich? A hunk of bologna!

>>91130590
Loud House fans everybody.

>>91130590
Sometimes lies are referred to as "baloney"

>>91130624
As what? What is baloney?

Luan, you are pure, refined 100% garbage.

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>>91130518
Ey, Luan!
What do you call a camel with three lumps?
Pregnant!

Why shouldn't you work for free?

Because it makes no cents!

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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

THIS IS THE MOST BASIC OF JOKESSSS!

>>91131289
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.


The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

YOU STINK!

>>91131347
I think anon was making a horse reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPPURTf7yM

>>91130590
FALSE
FLAG

>>91131347
That's good.

>>91132043
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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>>91131038