So I heard this ridiculous theory that Bruce Wayne is the Batman,

>>91108775
If you look into it, there are probably four or five Batmans all running around in the same costume (Judging by how quickly he can get to the Justice League and back to Gotham, I'd say the multiple batmen is pretty self-evident)
In all likelihood the mastermind behind all of this is "butkler" Alfred pennyworth, who, in control of Wayne's fortune brainwashed the child and made him participate in the mantle, as well as making Wayne's various "adopted sons" carry on with it as well

The only thing Wayne does every night is a new model.

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>>91108837
Greetings, /co/mpadres! I come from the far future, where mankind has ascended to the stars and beyond. For years we historians have known Batman's secret identity. In the hopes of a free exchange of information, I offer this knowledge to you.

It's George Clooney.

Now I ask a boon of you, men and women of days past. A question that has vexed the people of my time for countless centuries.

Who was J-Lo?

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>>91108775
Wayne is a red herring. The case was solved back in 2012.

Rich white hetero cis first world privileged scum

>>91109252
Lex isn't in peak physical condition, he is barely gym tier in his best shape interpretation, drugged out of his mind under Loeb, a manlet, a fat faggot manlet, or an old faggot manlet. I really hate cartoon fags

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>>91108837
>It's all that Alfred guy
I was all ready to call anon a tinfoil hat wearing faggot but then i looked into it and I think he could onto something. Like did you know this so called "butler" is a decorated special forces operative. There are even rumours about him serving as a mercenary in the far east. Sounds pretty suspicious to me

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it could be anyone really
even that beta Kent from daily planet