If you were a non-enhanced animal theme hero/villain, which animal would you select?
probably crab or pistol shrimp, just have an excuse to either fill a boxing glove with horseshoes or have a gun fist.
>>91103174
Human-Man.
>>91103174
I would be the animal of man!
Call me
MANIMAL
>>91103174
Why does Jason Red Hood look like Pre-Joker Red Hood?
>>91103462
Morrison had Jason wear that getup for a bit
>>91103174
Snek.
>>91103462
It's the costume from Morrison's B&R
Better question is why Nightwing goes from bird to cat
>>91103889
Jason became a cat too.
>>91103889
To show he's no longer a Robin.
Why are they cats instead of bats? Don't ask me to comprehend the minds of fanartists.
>>91103174
Cricket or frog so I can get jumping and sound equipment.
>>91103937
Simple, cats are cuter than bats.
>>91106431
You obviously haven't seen cute bats eating fruit
>>91106431
Batcat.
Crawdad man. I wear thick bullet proof armor and wear a suit with large crawdad claws for grappling evil!
>>91103174
Sharks.
I already had an obsession with them.
>>91106431
>>91103174
pistol shrimp, with some big-ol boxing gloves and a punch that can bring down buildings from across the street
A mole.
Cool aesthetic, tunneling vehicles, I like being underground.
>>91109278
Even sharks need water.
>>91103223
Human man was the beast all along
>>91109363
I like that Danny Devito was playing The Penguin again in this scene
>>91103174
the CAPYBARA KING
>>91106431
>>91109352
also good titles, like Whack-A-Mole- the episode where I take on the mob or Guacamole- the episode where I take on the cartel
>>91103174
Goat Man. I would wear creepy, square pupil contacts and stand awkwardly in trees far from the reach of pathetic terrestrial do-gooders or scurry up sheer cliff faces to escape foxes.
>>91109978
fuck, a goat man climbing 90ยบ cliffs while looking straight at the enemy would be GOAT.
The sensational pussy
I only go after female criminals and I rape them as punishment for the crimes they commit and force them to bear my child
>>91103174
Gazelle Man. I already over work out my legs, my signature would be flying side kicks, and breaking down doors. Plus I could just rip off Ultimate Muscle for my out fit.
>>91109997
Why not just fuck the animal theme annd become rape man.
>>91109978
Jesus.
>>91109918
>OUR BULLETS DO NOTHING
>>91109990
>>91110030
>>91110081
You have no hope of catching us. We have ascended beyond your paltry two dimensional plane. All your fastest police cars and leg days are wasted against us.
I'd be the Velvet Worm
Basically I'd wear velvet and shoot people with a glue gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8TgD6-7kg
>>91110081
Because that's copyrighted and he lets them off easy.
They won't repent without a lifelong mark to teach them to never commit evil again
>>91110096
God damn you Goat man!
Imagine a silver age comic of Goatman escaping up a tree with two bags of money as cops shake their fist at him.
>>91106622
obviously you never had to clean an attic full of guano
FLYING RATS
>>91110096
Not so fast Goat-man.
It is I, king Cougar!
Cassowary Man. I'd strap big fuckoff knives to my boots and kick people limb from limb.
>>91110228
What do you plan to do from all the way down there, pussycat?
Imagine a /co/ collected universe of all the dumb and cool creations.
>>91110198
>not taking the nutrient-rich guano, folding it into your garden, and growing prize-winning produce
>>91110357
Down?
I'm right here!
>>91109997
it makes it sound like you have a sensational pussy.
Sensational boy pussy that is.
>>91110408
>Damn you V3.jpg
>>91109855
What is this from? I love me some Danni Devito
The steer. My thing is castration.
>>91110408
Zounds! Mighty King Cougar has gotten the drop on me. He must be in cahoots with my deadliest of archfoes, Great Golden Eagle!
I must connive of a way to escape, but first a distraction: cougar! What is that behind you? Is it perhaps some sort of tasty, tasty household pet?
>>91110228
>>91110504
No, it's the Grizzly! Only one hero can rule Mountopolis Goat-Man!
>>91103174
For a long time now I've wanted to write a mobster villain themed after sharks. In particular the Bull Shark.
I've studied sharks since I was a kid and I even swam with them and the Bull Shark is the only one that genuinely scares me. Most people think the Great White or the Tiger Shark are the deadliest, but while they are very dangerous, the Bull Shark is worse by virtue of his adaptability, his greater numbers and aggression.
I've wanted to even represent the variety between different species of sharks by means of a mob hierarchy. It just feels right to combine sharks with gangsters.
Unfortunately Shark Tale did it and it sucked, and I wouldn't want to invite such a comparison on my work.
>>91103174
Slothman
Pumaman!
>>91111467
>pyumaman
Fun fact: Chickens are cannibalistic, and will peck other chickens to death and eat the flesh, but only if they find one injured and bleeding.Red-tinted glasses were invented to avoid the chickens killing each other, as finding out if a chicken can become aggressive the moment it sees blood is hard to determine.
Snake.
Mostly so I can Dress up as Kamen Rider Ouja
Gorilla Guy: the brute strength of a guy with the savage cunning of a gorilla. Literally too OP for words bow before your master
pangolin or armadillo
>>91112313
You'll get eaten by Chinese.
>>91103174
>20th Century Fox
I'd wear an orange suit, white shirt and black shoes and my weapons and gadgets would be items from famous Fox movies/shows
>>91103174
Crocodillian themed villain with underwater gear and metal jaw things where my mouth is that fit crushing and gripping. Like this mouth piece but without the fucked yo face.
>>91103174
>>91103937
Nightwing wouldn't be a bat would he? Wouldn't he be some other larger bird?
>>91110586
He truly is. A loan shark.
Bat-Chibi
>>91112365
actually my method of crime would be by skinning chinese individuals and making a fine powder out of my skin which I then sneak into the production lines of pharmaceutical products
the perfect crime
>>91112577
The only creature I know who flies at night with wings, besides the bat.
Is the Owl.
>>91103174
Damn Jason got fat
I think I'd go with something Bison themed.
I'm having trouble thinking of a name though.
>>91112694
(Nighthawks)
>>91112984
Buffalo Bill
>>91113561
That works
>>91112386
To add to this if I were in the DC universe I'd be a successor to Black Manta and enemy to Aquaman or whoever his successor is and call myself Black Caiman and have similar tech to Manta. And I'd be based out of the Carribean. Also the metal on my jaw attachment would be made out of Nth Metal.
>>91110408
N-NANI!
>>91110584
That can't be a grizzly, grizzly bears suck at climbing.
That's also why they're known as being more aggressive than other bears that live close to them, like black bears, since black bears will just climb a tree if they feel threatened, while a grizzly will feel cornered and attack.
Can it be a raptor? I want to be raptor-man.
>>91113024
>>91113024
Marvel would sue.
>>91111467
THE ABILITY TO FLY LIKE A MORON
THE STRENGTH TO ATTACK OLD PEOPLE
THE HEART TO LET A NATIVE AMERICAN MAN FIGHT FOR HIM
Aardwolf Man
> Heroes will be called out in Alphabetical order.
"Haha, I will be called first."
> First on the stage will be Aardvark Man.
"Dammit"
>>91110504
>not distracting the Cougar with sexy younger men
You fucked up Goat Man.Now The Gecko will rule the sheer cliff-faces unopposed.
>>91109978
>That's Goat Man, he can climb anything
>>91103174
I want to be a Water Bear loli.
>>91114926
>>91114924
holy missed opportunity batman!
Jackalope-man
The speed of a rabbit with the fighting powers of an elk and the hiding abilities of a bigfoot.
>>91114924
And with that the greatest alt universe was made.
>>91103174
BEWARE THE TARDIGRADE!
>>91115546
https://youtu.be/OUrz4CtGuOM
https://youtu.be/_uYGhp6afL4
The Hummingbird: A bird themed fencing speedster from the silverage.
>>91110469
Lethal weapon 5
I remember there being some shitty horror movie about a prison warden using this extremely elaborate suit to murder children. Like, giant steel suit with retractable claws and metallic wolf head. long story short I want to be that
>>91112694
Maybe on Earth, but Dick's identity is based on a Kryptonian.
>>91103174
This and naturally, villain.
I already conquered an entire continent from the humans.
>>91103174
Dingo
I would be The Mighty Man-Dingo
>>91103174
golden monkey! I'd just do drunken style kung fu until someone killed me...
A crow. Would be called Crowman and have my own Crowcycle, Crowmobile, Crowplane, Crowboat, Crowmarine, Crowarang and etc.
>>91115852
>"We've been tracking your Tard cruiser"
That made me laugh much more than it should
Well if i dont have any powers id have to go out at night so it should be a nocturnal animal. It sould be native to america since thats where i live. And im shorter than average so coyote.
I would actually change my motief around what animal in the chineese zodiac i am on depending on tbe current year, month, and day.
>>91114926
>>91114959
>>91115546
You won't actually have powers though. So no real benefit being that unless you want a costume with that theme.
>>91117960
As the Zodiac killer?
The Mighty Bull!
From my hidden Bullpen, I would watch for danger everywhere; with multi-payload missile-horns, back-up gun-horns, electrified Hooves Of Justice, Methane Gas Bombs, and Barbed-Wire Lasso, I will run the criminal scum out like it's July at Pamplona!
>>91114959
>>91114926
Source?
Grain beetle.
Only pop out once the crime has been committed and the criminal goes to view the spoils.
>>91118657Zannen Jokanbu Black General-sanIt's about a Superhero who's worst enemy is also his stalker
>>91118813
So just the orc and the elf on a different setting
>>91103174
I'd say Cassowary, but I feel I would need to be Australian.
I'm thinking of a character that is just Crocodile Dundee in a strange looking bird mask.
Alternatively Pika, a person who is just a huge coward that finds people committing crime and then calls the police.
>>91118873
More or less, the dynamic between the hero and the general is like that but it has a bigger cast and better comedic timing.
>>91116018
h-hes fast
>>91118813
Thanks, looks cute
say, there is a shitload of catwomans, but where are the dogmen? I'd pick Border Collie, but really seems like a niche worth exploring
I would haunt the greater reaches of Canada wearing the mantle of the most dangerous animal of the wilderness, The Mighty Moose.
Terror bird
>>91111948
Glad I'm no the only person wholikes hurting other people
>>91109918
>>91112313
>>91109313
>>91103192
pistol shrimp mind