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>>91082048
Rule free magic muffin.

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>>91082048

I wish for Samurai Jack 2017 to be shitty live action from now on

>>91082076
You can't. Fans love it and "magic can't stand in the way of true love" and shit.

Reading through all those rules suddenly makes having fairy godparents sound really lame.

>>91082048
I wish Da Rules didn't apply to me

I use it to get a well paying career in my field because I'm really fucking sick of pumping out job apps.

>>91082048
Addendum: Do not use the bit about removing a rule if you "accidentally" cut it out if you're wishing by Da Rules

>>91082253
Can't interfere in competitions

>>91082048
Here's something I don't get
If your fairies are supposed to leave as soon as you life starts getting better and all of your magic-related memories get erased when they do, what's the point of even getting fairies in the first place?

>>91082325
I guess the point of god parents is they make the misery bearable til you no longer have to deal with it, then they leave
I don't think it says anywhere you can't get god parents again if you end up miserable again.

I wish I could draw and animate whatever I want.

I wish 2D animation was saved.

>>91082048
This is probably scraping on some "granting your own wishes" rule but I'll just ask for reality warping abilities and take the workload off of them.

I'd wish to burn Da Rules

>>91082437
So does that mean Timmy has been miserable for 10+ years? That's like, /R9K/ the character

I wish Wanda had to watch me masturbate.

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>>91082048
I wish I'd have a dildo to shove up their asses.

>>91082569
In the live action movie he's apparently kept his god parents into adulthood by being a manchild.

>Magic cannot be used on invisible teachers, sleeping clowns, French new wave filmmakers, and those who wear clear glasses as a fashion statement
hehe

>>91082048
Give me my waifu
Give me unlimited money
Make it so that no one questions my waifu and funds
Make me a comfy home
Give me knowlage for a job
okay good now gtfo

>>91082048
Give Wanda the appearance of a full grown woman because I ain't gonna fuck no midget.

>>91082048
I would wish for a world without jews.

>>91082569
>So does that mean Timmy has been miserable for 10+ years?
He only met Vicky when he was 8 and the movies being canon is debatable, Channel Chasers showed that he was going to keep them around for at least 8 more years

Plus, what keeps fairy godparents around isn't just how miserable you are but also your capacity to believe in magic (something like the imagination/innocence of a child)

>>91082801
Would cause a disaster because of all the machinery suddenly unmanned by Jews

>>91082048
I'd wish to get rid of my chronic illness. I don't want to take my chances of dying early.

>>91082048
I wish any sentence that ends with kapu would happen

All women on earth love me kapu

>>91082944
That's Rick Potion #9 levels of a bad choice

>>91082992
Or you could just make it so slavery existed again and no one could end it this time

>>91082992
>>91083009
edgy /pol/ teenagers you have to go back

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>>91082048
I wish I can change people's gender at will.

Being able to control how aware they are of it.

>>91082048
If I can't wish for a rule free magic muffin, can't I just wish to be teleported to the same room as them?

I wish for the rest of the DCEU to be some of the worst movies of all time

>>91082325
They explained it in the show itself, but I can't remember what they said.

>>91082569
Timmy's at 50+ now in canon. He made some wish to stop shit from aging and progressing so he could keep Cosmo and Wanda. Worst part is that the wish was reversed in an episode and everything progressed at once but without the 50 years or so worth of maintenance to keep everything up and running and people that were suddenly 50 years older were still mentally the same age they were when Timmy made the wish and could not function.

I wish I could turn my life into a bunch of save state thats I could relive over and over and over.

>>91083117
I would too

>>91082992
I Wish your hate for black people was inversely proportional to your desire of sucking black dicks.

But somehow i feel that wish already came true.

>>91083117
That's a good one

>>91082048
I wish all /pol/acks would get the urge to kill themselves and go through with it.

>>91082569
>>91083107
Basically Timmy found a loophole for the perfect formula of "misery" as well as having a time loop so that he could keep his fairies forever. He may not be good at science, but he's a way better strategist than Jimmy Neutron.

>>91083230
How could they tell it's such a fetus

I wish to be able to see any super hero/comic movie in the next 20 years in the present

>>91082048
Tl:dr.

>No breakfast wishes after 10:30 A.M.
This makes me Unreasonably upset

>>91082801
"You got it, Timmy!"
>they all convert to Islam

>>91083579
>Optionally

>A godchild cannot wish for Tom Cruise
It's official, fairies are useless

Y'know, if the fairies have those memory wipe devices and there's that whole rule about no revealing the existence of fairies, why don't they give some to the fairy and/or godchild so they don't have to lose them if they are discovered.
"Son, why are you having a party with a bunch of fictional characters?"
*memory wipe*

>>91083730
Because then it would take away from the difficulty. Fairies give the kid some responsibility, it seems.

I wish I was healthy again.

>>91083771
Gotta suck for kids with anxiety and shit who have to lie to their parents 24/7

>>91083063
Sauce on pic?

>>91083063
Calling someone a jerk for turning you into a "cat slut." Such a minor insult for being turned into a sex object

I wish we had one additional season of Danny Phantom and that Fairly OddParents had the same number of seasons.

>>91084453
I wish Danny Phantom was never cancelled in the first place and they were able to fulfill the storylines they wanted to do instead of rushing out a climax due to having to end the show

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>I wish for ALL the powers of Aku
>I wish for dimensional scissors

First stop Endsville!

>>91084496
I completely forgot Endsville was the place in Billy and Mandy

>>91082048
>can't wish for money
Bullshit.

I wish for enough gold so that my dad could build the house that he always wanted to build , for my mom to be completely healthy and for her to find a decent paying job that she enjoys.


Also for me to be smarter.

I wish that every wish I would make wouldn't backfire or make me regret it in any way.

>>91084817
How nice of you

>>91082048
Cure my stepdad from the obesity, bipolar schizophrenia, bad breath, toadlike appearance, three strokes and loose sphincter.

Or give him red hair, gravipak and let him call himself Baron Harkonnen.

I wish to fuck Wanda.

Then, I wish for a magical lighter that grants me a daily wish, but the wish is granted exactly the way I imagine it. Actually, instead of that, I wish to meet Norm and have him grant me this wish.

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>>91082048

I can't wish for money? Fuck I just wanted to live comfy.

I wish I had unlimited, unrestrained internet where ever I go for the rest of my life

That should work

>>91083117

Ohh that's cool

>>91083684

But why would you want that scientology loving fruit

>>91085643
>daily
You give the rules of the wish, why daily

I wish for a six pack of beer, a bunch of death metal albums, and unlimited internet access. And a lot of hot wings.

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>>91082048
>a godchild cannot wish away awful/potentially fatal diseases, such as cancer
>a godchild cannot wish for himself/herself or other people to not age
>a godchild cannot wish for an electric car.
>fairy magic can't kill cockroaches
>a godchild cannot wish for Tom Cruise
>a godchild cannot wish for someone to be hit by a car
>a godchild cannot wish for good grades
I forgot how fucking useless Timmy's godparents where.

>>91082048
a gun to killmyself

>>91082048
I wish this show would die, like it should've last decade

>>91086204
>Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, or injure living beings (but their magic can if it is done indirectly)
>a godchild cannot wish for someone to be hit by a car
It's not addressed in the show and we can only go by the rules revealed, but with rules like this I imagine you can't wish to kill yourself

>>91086437
Timmy has almost died a few times due to his wishes

>>91084496
Would that be breaking a rule or are you out of DA Rules jurisdiction.

>>91086632
But he didn't wish to kill himself, he just endangered himself with his wishes

>>91086437
im not wishing for them to kill me, im wishing for the tools to do so, its with in the rules...

>>91082905
If there's any rule you've broken with that wish, I'll feel really sorry for you.

>>91086672
But there's probably rules in place that are set to avoid things like that due to the presence of the rules I gave as examples.
So you might say
"I wish I had a gun to kill myself!"
And Wanda would say, "Sorry sport, we can't assist you in killing yourself," or some crap.
The rules don't go into that territory because the shows not that morbid, but we can assume based on other rules

Kill all blood sucking mosquitoes

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I wish I could go into my favorite cartoon show and live through the entire series from beginning to end and be free to talk to and get to know any of the characters in it without harming the story.

>>91086759
>Sorry sport, we can't assist you in killing yourself
The casualness, like Wanda doesn't think to ask if they want to talk about

A super dick

>>91086669
But that still makes it possible to kill yourself with fairy magic

>>91087425
>a dick pops up because you didn't specify on you

>>91082048
I'd wish for a stack of pancakes at 10:45am
Or
For a longer and thicker penis...

>>91082048
Vicky as a maid, willing to comply to my every need, sexual or otherwise

>>91082253
Are you me?

>>91086437
>>Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, or injure living beings (but their magic can if it is done indirectly)
>indirectly

Is this how the loophole with the Franz Ferdinand assassination was pulled off?

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I wish for a pocket dimension in which I posses infinite power that I can open at anytime!

Oh, and I wish for everyone on 4chan to turn into hot black women, just to fuck with you guys

>>91082769
>>91085643
See, that's a rather good idea, but it need to be more elaborate to avoid complications.
>Step One: Wish that Wanda transform into a full-sized and curvy woman.
>Step Two: Wish that she and Cosmo become very sexually open. (It doesn't interfere with their love, just their sex life.)
>Step Three: Wish that she have sex with me whenever I want, however I want and that she enjoys every last minutes of it.
>Step Four: ???
>Step Five: Profit.

>>91088304
With current Cosmo you could probably make some bullshit lie and he'd believe you and let you do it. With Cosmo at the start of the series you'd have to make some wishes to influence him

Has there been an explanation why fairies are so small, while the Tooth Fairy and Jorgon are normal

I'd wish for a burner, to kill everybody walking, because i know my souls on the furnace

>>91088846
Visual storytelling
The fairies are small because they're lower class, Jorgon and the Tooth Fairy are essentially the king/queen,so they're large.

>>91082048
Total and complete comprehension of Da Rules, a genius brain for Cosmo, and for the fairies to be completely invisible to any humans besides me. Followed by waiting a full year to get a rule-free magic muffin on the Fairy-versary while making enough wishes to ensure no magic backup explosions.

>>91089815
>Followed by waiting a full year to get a rule-free magic muffin on the Fairy-versary while making enough wishes to ensure no magic backup explosions.
>Please don't use the rule free magic muffin if you do.
If you're going by the rules you can't use the muffin in this thread

>>91082048
>http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Da_Rules
Usually, I'd consider this standard autistic wiki shit, but I always wanted a detailed version of Da Rules.

Could I wish to prevent 9/11 from ever happening?

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>Cant kill directly
give me a Attract-a-Jew-and-burn-them-onator

>>91090005
All I see is that you can't go back to the previous timeline and have to live with the changes

I wish i was a human-size falcon with human intelligence

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>>91088226
Most likely. As long as you don't go directly against the rules wish it should be easy to bypass. Most kids don't think of how to do that because they're kids and don't have their fairies that long.
For example, fairies can't do anything that interferes with true love, but Timmy was able to become the most lusted after kid in his school because of how he phrased his wish.

>>91083117
Add the ability to pause, don't want to go into a situation where you could die or something and not be able to load a savestate fast enough

>>91090005
Yes. Timmy only got banned from January - March of 1972 because of a huge public fuck-up.

>>91090242
>falcon
?
Are you a furry, or in this case a, I guess, feathery?

>>91082048
I wish I was the CEO of CN because while I know nothing about business stuff, I'm confident that I could run it better than those TTG! dry-humping moronic execs.

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>>91082048
Transformation
Transformation
Transformation

>>91091212
You have to say "I wish."

I wish Kat Denning quit acting and became a pornstar
She counts as /co/, she was in Thor
Also throw in Scarlett Johansson

>>91092028
>I wish Kat Denning quit acting and became a pornstar
I mean, she's borderline with all the fanservice and boob jokes in Two Broke Girls

>>91092028
I wish the female characters of the MCU and DCEU were just nude the entire movie/show and nobody questioned it

>>91092458
Don't forget Arrowverse

>>91082048
>Cosmo and Wanda

Crap. Both of them are terrible at there jobs. I'll be lucky if I don't die.

I wish for extensive and comprehensive knowledge about Da Rules, including any possible loopholes.

Gotta cover your ass.

>>91094115
Well I mean, all known rules are in the wiki, so it wouldn't be that hard, bout 50 or so. It's not an extensive ass thing like Star Wars Legends

>>91082048
>What do you wish for?
Wanda shaped pipedream extreme.

>>91095135
>pipedream extreme
I feel stupid for having to ask what this is

>>91082048
>What do you wish for?

A genie.

>>91095072
They pull out new wishes every time Timmy wants something.

Da rules are pretty shitty.

They dont cover sex and lust, just love.
They dont cover material goods, inventions, jobs, etc, just money.

Can i create life with my wishes?

But first of all i would wish to be fit again.

>>91084496
>First stop Endsville!
That's where you fucked up. Even with all that you would still get your ass stomped by Mandy.

>>91082113
ebin post

I wish for a phone that will never break with unlimited data and internet and if I lose it I can resummon it in my pocket

I would wish Camp Sherwood would be finished in my lifetime

>>91097155
>Can i create life with my wishes?
You can't bring things back to life, so presumably no. Though technically for a period of time you could wish for your fairy god parent to give birth

>>91097155
>They dont cover sex and lust, just love.
It's a family show, dude

>>91082048
>Can't wish for buff girlfriend
>Can't wish for the meaning of life
>Can't end war/hunger
>Can't wish for money

I wish the pig hybrid was killed I guess

>>91082048
first of all I wish for entirely different fairy god parents because those two would be annoying as fuck

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>>91097155
>Can i create life with my wishes?
Not from a Fairy.

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I wish for every liberal cuck to get redpilled and go right.

>>91102727
They become redpilled and rightwing, but redpilled in the sense that they've opened their eyes to the white people's sins, and rightwing in terms of Chinese politics.

World War III began as /co/ blew up a national monument in the name of Beijing.

>>91090970
he's a birdy

>>91082769
>>91085643
>>91088304
I am guessing you anons already know about that comic where Timmy wishes to sex up Wanda, his mom, the toothfairy, Vicky and Tootie?

>>91082322
That's bullshit. What about that one time Chester became the best baseball player ever because Timmy wished his friend was the best player or something, or how he won the race for his dad using laser vision to melt other kids shoes and glue them to the floor? That one time he became a basketball player?

>>91082149
>No breakfast wishes after 10:30 A.M.
This one always made me mad as a kid. But even worse is the abuse of >>91082113

>>91085697
Why don't you ask to be really skilled in a comfy job, wish to be business savvy, and then make a lot of money yourself?

>>91088260
Half of this post is my wish

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>>91104977
Which half?

I'd wish to be happy like I used to be, but then I'd lose my god parents because I wouldn't be miserable anymore, and then my life would be the same miserable shit again without even knowing about their mere existence because of Da Rules, and then the cycle would begin anew, causing a loop of misery and unhappiness beyond timelines and realities.

Fuck this.
I hate cartoons now.

>>91082048
9/11

>>91083117
This.

>>91103147
I do not.

>>91085874
Why not? It sounds nice. Also, the moment I lose Cosmo and Wanda, I can fool Jurgen into thinking it's just a regular lighter.

>>91107806
If it's a multi part wish you gotta wait entire days to finish it

>>91099367
>Can't wish for buff Girlfriend

Yes you can. It just takes up all of there magic to create a person, as seen when they made a girlfriend for Mr. Crocker.

>>91085643
>Norm

He'll try to fuck you over anon

>>91111163
Not if I ask for a magical lawyer first.

>>91088260
But I don't want to be black

I wish I didn't have to forget my fairies after I grow up.

>>91082048
I wish I could change from male to female whenever I wanted.
I wish I was fluent in Japanese and Italian as well as English.
I wish I had the drive to practice drawing more.
I wish I had foresight in any potential dangerous wishes.
I wish I could change my weight or fat amount whenever.

>A godchild cannot wish away awful/potentially fatal diseases, such as cancer
Would wishing they were non fatal anymore be wishing them away?
How about easily treatable?